Russian movies are shi

I really liked Durak

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That does look good

I enjoyed this one; even though the action was pretty over the top in a Hollywood sorta way it was also quite bloody and violent.

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>t. Badcomedian

>ministry of culture
Thats the fucking problem.

>it's total garbage
Go to porasha

>actress fully naked
ok sign me up

are 19th century military uniforms peak /fa/?

this one is good

>1:18
that was awesome

>he doesn't appreciate russian urban fantasy
repent right this moment by watching this

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This is a shit fucking movie indeed.

It's an advert, aggressive product placement in every scene.

I remember really enjoying these when I was younger, will have to take another look to see if they hold up

viking is indeed a shit movie you fuckface
why not post something that is actually good?
>White Sun of the Desert (1970)

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Biggest scam of russian kinomatography yet.
10 YEARS
MILLIONS OF DOLLARS
Looks worse than late seasons GoT and has even more plotholes

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what's this? war and peace?

This is bretty gud

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A мoжeт мы нa pyccкoм нaчнём пиcaть, мы вeдь вce cвoи, в кoнцe кoнцoв.

ABSOLUTE KINO
youtu.be/ZV1kphEEXn8

very nice aesthetics, gotta admit.

Looks like the Rusian version of Zach Snyder film.

In other words, it looks fucking great but I have strong feeling it is being of shit, Ivan.

Oh fuck off.
God I hate russian camaraderie.
We must break all ethic and national bonds.

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>ministry of culture is so butthurt they start to sue our reviewers
Lmao @ this nigger, MoC officially said they don't endorse what Kinodanz is doing.

It's still kind of retarded to fund movies that have nothing russian about them, though.

fuck off kike enabler

пoшeл нaхyй кopичнeвый гoблинoид

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This. The title is "Union of Salvation", which was another name for the Decembrists

Fucking Russian propaganda shills

if you like viking you are a bitch
t. russian

is this high iq humour or low iq humour?

have sex.

И пpaвдa, чeгo мы пpeпинaeмcя? Yea Forums is our rightful clay в кoнцe-кoнцoв.

if Snyder got to make The Last Kingdom

the costumes were wild and more creative than most Hollywood movies

all your board are belong to us

Inshallah brother

Cкopo мы ocвoбoдим этy бopдy, тoвapищи. Ужe cкopo

Damn they made a Skyrim movie?

Here's the best movie about insane people played by actual insane people
youtube.com/watch?v=w7NiQlk10J4

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based

Is this any good? I heard GTA 4 closely follows its plot

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It's a fantastic movie. Very Russian too.

based russian kinos

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Haзoвитe хoтя бы oдин (1) фильм, лyчшe изoбpaзивший 90e
Пoдcкaзкa: вы нe мoжeтe
youtube.com/watch?v=ygkrkyt0uFk

isn't that pov movie from russia. Dirty Harry or something? the one where he has two guns and is falling in the promotional poster.

hardcore henry

kino

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Supreme russian kino

I recommend it by the way, one of the few fun, old-school action movies with a retarded plot of the last decade.
Really a ton of fun, cool effects too, nearly all practical.

how old is she

that's it yeah. dunno why I thought of Dirty Harry lol

right now 24. At the time of filming she was 20

Extremely overrated

13

I just watched this last weekend, bretty good. Also Zvyagintsev is one of the best working foreign directors these days, pic related is one of my favorites from him.

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Modern Russian action movies are pretty much capeshit-tier of retardness + blatant propaganda if the plot is set in WWII.
There's absolutely no way a non-Russian with an IQ above 80 would enjoy those.

based soviet era comedy kino
youtube.com/watch?v=VSoV8ILH09k

Viking, it's shit

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Based Panin

viking was pretty fuckin awful

What makes it awful?

Russian kino is widely overrated, because there are so many russian speakers, yet so many quality movies. Not that there aren't many, mind you. Just the shittier ones get more praise because there is not much of it.

I can already tell it's going to be a shitty cgi-filled "war film" because half the trailer focuses on "cool slow-mo action" instead of actual characters

>not so many quality movies

Shoo incel

So what's the propaganda spin?

99% of all post-2005 russian movies are literal shit. Russian cinema is nothing but money laundering and product-placementfest.

This thread desperately needs some true russian kino.
youtube.com/watch?v=M0HEwEhpaZQ

Implying american "cinema" isn't.
>Hey guys, this movie about a dog or something will have the budget of 300 million dollars.

unfortunately true for the most part. but soviet kino is still amazing

>christian propaganda
turns the guy who gave Russia Christianity into a druged up rapist.
Russian trailers always lie. The songs are usually the best part

implying Bad is wrong? Why even watch Russian films? I watch movies from different countries because each country has there flavor, so whats the point of movies from a country that lost its flavor?

not really impressive visually, dialogue is meh and historical accuracy is 0

both being dogshit does not mean we should upboat Rus. also in the end the movie about the dog will most likely come out ok while Russians forget to actually put in any effort into the film and the money laundering done in USA is not mostly taxpayer money

>>Hey guys, this movie about a dog or something will have the budget of 300 million dollars.
When did that ever happen? Why are you randomly bringing up Hollywood?

I hate America for selling my country to Stalin.

Russian movie about WE WUZ VIKINGS & SHIET?

Stalin was the best thing to ever happen to Russia.

yes and no. film is about medieval prince Vladimir the Great, Prince of Novgorod
>Kievan Rus, late 10th century. After the death of his father, Svyatoslav I, ruler of Kievan Rus, the young prince Vladimir (Danila Kozlovsky) is forced into exile across the frozen sea in Sweden to escape his treacherous half-brother Yaropolk (Aleksandr Ustyugov), who has murdered his other brother Oleg (Kirill Pletnyov) and conquered the territory of Kievan Rus. The old warrior Sveneld (Maksim Sukhanov) convinces Vladimir to assemble a force of Viking mercenaries led by a Swedish chieftain (Joakim Nätterqvist), hoping to reconquer Kiev from Yaropolk

lmao, get middle age revisionist turk testicals out of your mouth

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I also liked it very much, it reminded of the 80s sword and sorcery movies

When the FUCK is someone going to make a Holodomor biopic?

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he was hard but he saved the union, made buildings that are still around and strong. generally made good choices and only had few fuck ups (like the one with agriculture) people died and it sucked but it could have sucked a lot more and would have def sucked more under nicolai

dude why did not they just from into an army and take back their food?

Hey, Leviathan was pretty good. I mean, they'll never allow another film like it to be made, but you got something.

Maybe the book is better but the movie felt like a real fucking mess.

A hungry soldier is a weak soldier.

I'm ethnically Russian but hate Russian post-soviet cinema

It's depressing nihilistic shit without any true substance and depth

>Dude these kids father sucks
>dude long closeup shots wit sparse dialogue

Fuck Russian movies

Boo hoo, fact of the matter was that your irrelevant shithole wasn't worth so much as a squad of American soldiers, let alone starting an entirely new war.

West Slavs are so fucking stupid. They think the west should have just disregarded things like their own stability, the lives of their soldiers, logistics, and threw themselves into a bloody war they may not have even won because the poles and czechs couldn't handle their own shit.

Don't wait? Im always surpsied by hobos who seem healthy but instead of turning to crime are out here begging for money. I get that for some its a moral choice but if a whole country is starving and you have 2 brain cells to see where its all going why not run to another country or rise up?

>Making movies about the war that secured your survival as a people is propaganda
>Some capeshit named literally Captain Murica saving the world isnt
Amerijew get the fuck out

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Fair enough, from the perspective of an outsider looking in I enjoy the bleak settings and characters. Maybe slow cinema just isn't for you?

>dead ukrainians
might as well treat every pest control as tragedy

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I feel you

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except in all those Russian movies somehow the nazis as chill dudes with honor and soviets are some ex cons or some shit.

isnt russia depressing and nihilistic though

Wow, now thats the EDGE. Or should I say КPOMКA, Ivan?

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No it is

vahalla rising for example is one of my favs and it's slow as fuck

It's not that it's slow but substanceless

Valhalla f.e is about honor, voyage into the unknown , spirit of exploration , false hope, manly grit, brutality etc.
Many themes

What themes do Russian movies have besides flat out
>Durr these people/country sucks

>more mus killing mus
>but they all look like faggots and toy soldiers edition
>...
wow

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Not an Ivan, Mykola.
Ruskies are only slightly better than you.

They produced the peak of kino back when the USSR was around. It's all gone downhill since it collapsed

First one does. Day watch is a joke. Bekmambetov is a hack.

>Dude muh reality
Nah
Russia is a better place to live than 80% of the world

It's just that in the libshit upper class originated Russian director scene there is that retarded dogma that >depression=artistic merit

Здopoвeнькi бyли.

I never got peoples love for it. I founds the urban fantasy aspect of it lame, like there used to be all this epic shit but now they are on the budget. I liked the rap and the bus flip youtube.com/watch?v=mjVBXikRSeY

Weird that Russians used to essentially be human beings.

Hard to Be a God is kino

What's your verdict on Wolfhound, Yea Forums?

youtube.com/watch?v=9XOBtNSxKIw

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Russians had a hard history, alright. Resource curse is some tough shit to deal with.

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the remake where everything is black and white and covered in shit or the old one?

kinos about le monke face???

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What else would post-soviet cinema be? When the world falls apart what else is there?

punke lole!

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>black and white and covered in shit
Yes, that one. Easily in my top 10 of this decade.

That was a major fucking fuck up. Not to mention the goddamn sea they managed to fucking drain.

the original honkler

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Я вaнгyю, чтo вecь тв являeтcя pyccкoй кoлoниeй, a amerikantsev и пpoчих чyжeмopдых тyт мeньшинcтвo.

Movie about Olga when? Danyeries or whatever her stupid name was is a kid compared to her.

I miss em

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they were one of the only few good things that came from the 90's Russia

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can't believe I lost to this shit

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Ok, whatever you say, kike.

>ctrl+f
>no idi i smotri
wtf Yea Forums

>implying Bad is wrong?
He is shittiest critic on the world
t. russian

>implying Bad is wrong?

Implying a literal commie propagandist can possibly be not wrong.

>Why even watch Russian films? I watch movies from different countries because each country has there flavor, so whats the point of movies from a country that lost its flavor?

Ah, now I understand. You have no authority to speak for a country other than Israel, though.

Caп, дpyжe, я из Mинcкa.

out of Russian youtubers he seems to be the best.

Anyone seen Zbogum na dvaesetiot vek?
Thoughts?

I had a crush on Baba

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Come and see

Go fuck yourself. At this point "Russian cinema is shit" howls are nothing more than a demoralisation campaign, some of which is fueled by people who are mad that the majority of movies filmed in Russia today no longer are intended to drive viewers to depression suicide, some by retards who want USSR back, and all is propped by (((people))) who desperately want to find anything bad about modern Russia.

tam rusi ubijajo ruse. just like the homeguard did to us partisans.

But he was a drugged up rapist.
Until he turned Russia into Christianity.

The night hides nostalgia tears.

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Who will play Vladimir Putin in his inevitable biography?

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youtube.com/watch?v=-g7j3OvjSR8

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>the best
you mean the most popular

>tho it has a lot of christian propaganda in it.
You say that like it's a bad thing. There's so much anti christian propaganda I need to balance that shit out from time to time.

youtu.be/jF7lDlMpNJk?t=175
That strike at 2:56 LMAO

I wish she was my wife

It is, but it's still good. It was just a quick cheap cashgrab that managed to capture the atmosphere of the 90's Russia well, and it didn't idealize criminals, but present them as mostly dumb degenerates. Realistic, enjoyable plot, I'd say it's 7/10.

>Belarussian/Baltic director and most of the staff make it Russian
It's Soviet, cretin.

Fuck man thats actually an amazingly accurate fit

>Daniel Craig as Putin detailing the rise of a kgb officer through the ranks and later the Saint P criminal underworld as an Mayoral Bodyguard to the Commander of the World's second most powerful military
Kino

Looks like kino, but I don't think Petersburg was ever that clean in 1825

youtube.com/watch?v=F-Uin3mj4mk

>ministry of culture
tovarisch are you having your culture license

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What about russian Inception? youtube.com/watch?v=IA6P2XX-UuU

Outta my way, perestroika kino coming through.

youtu.be/AFKLq3BJwVk

Daniel Craig is not a manlet and also he's like 15 years younger than Putin, he can't play him as a young guy.

The only russian movie I ever saw was the duelist.

they wuz vikings though

Looks like kino. Those auto-generated youtube subtitles are fucking wack

Russian soul triumphs over revolutionary fever. It's based anti-communist propaganada if anything

>ctrl+g tarkovsky
>0 results

I had a teacher who's surname was durak, the slavs all bullied her

>Russia absolutely SEETHING about Chernobyl
Pathetic and fragile pilled

Without Batshit an the disnae shit

Is the Mutt Film Business Reverlant now

WE had the Mee/too scam

Fact is more want to see good ducu/dramas like chernobyl

then
the Kikes going into the Gaming medium

Is the Blockbuster dead ?

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soviet .. can you tell a bong lad . hows life there now ?

>the slavs all bullied her
Don't say slavs when you mean russians, you mongrel.

Listen this today

I was very upset with the Fake women in Chernobyl an the writer then saying its all a hate meme on Trump .. ???

WHAT ..WHAT ..WHAT ..we talking loads of REAL Lives !!!Real People dying Horrible you come out with that ?
awful
Horrible
through out History Story tellers have given wonder an awe , an This is Classic
Real Lifes
then
reddittor writer ..becomes a horrible meme , he needs cancer quick

he has come out as a ALT left an fuck trump

Comrades an Take care ok

Norway freaky kino

Christ .. ??

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Based SlavPosting

That looks great, but wouldn't they all be speaking French? It's not important I suppose

That's a Priest you retard

If it weren't for Russians, nobody would give a shit about Slavs
Hell there probably wouldn't be any Slavs

бpeинлeт

This looks like one of those Mexican comedy shows except theirs no half naked women in tight outfits everywhere

Yes well, ill watch the dogshit that has less niggers and feminism thanks...

But Russians make the worst dogshit propaganda, though. If your philistine identity politics can help you see through that, good for you. Maybe watch the latest Stalingrad (2013) as well.

Their best stuff is super depressing

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>speaking french
>in Russia
>in 1825
for what purpose?

You always hear "never go to Eastern Europe or Russia, people will spit at you and rob you any chance they get, you'll be lucky if you don't get killed" and other shit,
but the truth is that they're some of the most welcoming and warm people you'll ever meet. Sure they have their problems and may be a little suspicious but look at their history.

Here is some true Rus kino
youtube.com/watch?v=6od76UNHt-M

Basically all of the upper echelons of Russian society spoke French then, it was a sign of culture and education.

MOAR!

>his favorite comedy isn't Kin-Dza-Dza

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I still haven't seen it. But I'm about to start learning Russian so I'll definitely watch more of their films in future.

-t.
At least post something else than Viking.

>tfw not even 2ch knows this gem

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State Advisor is great too.
youtube.com/watch?v=Rl1vAY2nr_A

Блэт дa я в /vr вcтpeтил киeвлянинa и c ним пoтoм выпивaл.

Both are great, as any Balabanov movie, 2nd one is the ideological foundation of today's Russia.

youtube.com/watch?v=n9NzjyW_xs4
I raise you The Island.

Yeah, fight scenes were well choreographed and it had an engaging plot for a straight-up action movie.

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youtube.com/watch?v=7yRZ0RChdiI

Pirahnna hunt was pretty based mid2000s action.

>ukrainean production
Still, iconic in the whole used-to-be-union.
Calambur Bar=Steep Dive>Iron Kaputt=Fool Village

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youtube.com/watch?v=bsoWVC951qc
Name me a better WWI series. I'll wait.

Russian Tienanmen Square Massacre adaptation when?

this movie is fucking amazing.

fun fact. Despite being neighbours for more than 800 years. China and Russia have never been in war with eachother.#bestfriends4ever

>just disregarded things like their own stability, the lives of their soldiers, logistics, and threw themselves into a bloody war
They've done it for Israel,several times.

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>retards that know nothing about russian cinema but defend it because they're hipsters
every thread

What is Mongol Empire and Boxer rebellion

Write what you know I guess

it looks like a japanese manga cover... reminds me of AKIRA for some reason.

Whew lads you weren't wrong.
Im enjoying the shit out of this

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no one has posted true russian kino

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