Give me a solid reason why this woman is not Ms Moneypenny

Give me a solid reason why this woman is not Ms Moneypenny

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she is hwite

shes above a bit role

She's too pure to be a Bond hoe, so she is either an agency aid or his wife
She can't hoe with that face and smile

Give me a solid reason why that woman shouldn't sit on the face of every person she meets.

she really looks like she has been engineered by someone to look as perfect as possible
I genuinely can't point out a single flaw

she literally perfect

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The whole point of Ms. Moneypenny is that she and Bond flirt but never fuck.

Bond films can get pretty out-there, but suspension of disbelief can't stretch far enough to believe he wouldn't fuck the shit out of Olsen Moneypenny.

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Where are her lower teeth lol

bruh, dont know or care. theyre there.

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JAMES LET ME CONSUME YOU

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Rhat fucking smile

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can you imagine her as your girlfriend?

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she's not british for one. i love her to death but there's plenty of great british actresses that should play her instead.

Give me a solid reason why this woman isnt my WIFE

delet this. you're being rude.

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i seriously have a hard time breathing while looking at pictures of her. she's so fucking perfect in every way.

Once you've posted her, you're marked for life user.

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She already gave me a couple of reasons to be solid if you catch my drift

I def can

I suppose I see moneypenny as a little more homely than this actress. Though if she would be staring as moneypenny I probably wouldn't care.

>can you imagine her as your girlfriend?
No. I have to imagine a guy who only vaguely has my facial features and a completely different life for it to be realistic

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that's the dumbest shit ive ever heard. there's reasons why she shouldn't play her but that's not one of them. besides, moneypenny is always at least somewhat attractive. she doesn't fuck bond cause she doesn't want to be just a hook up for him. i think in one of the brosnan films she even day dreams about fucking him at one point.

Too cute to play a bong.

man after my own heart.

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Imagine taking that comment seriously

imagine this
>multiverse is real
>there are parallel earths with your alter egos on them
>they're all doing better than you
>you're the only failure and you literally have no excuse

That's pretty gay, user.

>somewhat attractive
bad news bud. you're a full on cock enthusiast. you're drunk posting and have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

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Same. I'm absurdly handsome but I've been both shot and stabbed over shit that literally had nothing to do with me beyond me simply being in the wrong place at the wrong time and I never go outside anymore because of that so she would never meet me and thus never date me

That I already claimed her, lad

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my imagination is one of the few things sustaining me so yes I can

I love you.

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teach me how please, i need it

> Pure
> Smart eyes
> Jiggly
> Unattainable
Basically that she is not tokenable
She is peak white, and Hollywood needs negros, and mixed Asians, maybe even Indians

>i was just pretending to be retarded

you misunderstood my comment but i definitely could of worded it better. that user was saying liz wouldn't be a good moneypenny cause she's too attractive and i argued that there's reasons why she shouldn't play her but being too attractive isn't one of them since moneypenny has never been ugly. liz is obviously a beautiful angel sent from above.

nah i understand were his coming from, i wont call it gay, but it maybe a bit of a cuck.
when your life is so shit that you cant possible imagine yourself with a girl this pretty that you create a imaginary you.

i use to that and imagine myself has tom welling

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>Is actually retarded

nah im pretty sure im a loser in most.
>you literally have no excuse
genetics

She has literally one of the most attractive faces I've ever seen on a woman, her and prime Emilia

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it's when you see women like this that you understand shit like helen of troy and how a woman could start a war. It's biology, it cannot be denied or stopped. If we lived in a slighly less uncivizlied world, there WOULD be violent conflicts and maybe even a war over this woman.

it's ok user, just learn from this mistake and do better in the future.

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don't make me laugh nigger, that mutt whore bows down to Olsen

very true, she's literally one in a million and on top of that she's a really great person by all accounts. literally perfect.

but seriously anons, imagine, just fucking imagine her waking up next to you and crack your eyes open because something wakes you. you look over, and she is walking into your bathroom wearing like soft/easter color seethrough panties and she sits down on the toilet to pee and looks at you while smiling and pulling some old grey shirt down and you know she's just a few seconds away from coming back to you

keep moving /ecg/, this is a lizzy thread!

STOP IT user I CANT TAKE IT!!

who's emilia?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Moneypenny went to Bond's house to fuck in the Connery films.

brehs.......FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK

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She's white

Again.

I love you more.

Take a picture/gif/scene and imagine yourself in it. Imagine how it would continue with you there with her. Maybe write it out if that helps. The more you use your mind's eye the better it'll be.

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Why won't she pee in my mouth.
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i wanna cry right now lads?

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no

Again.

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Wrong

Imagine being Aubrey

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only DOUBLE dubs will have a chance with her.

Yeah, in James Bond: San Andreas

She should absolutely leave the marvel bullshit and go back to indie films

Haha what if she saw me naked, so embarrassing haha

What the fuck is wrong with Malfoy?

When a woman's legs are so perfect and silky you have to look closer to see if she's wearing sheer pantyhose, those are some goddamn kino legs

>are you ready for our picnic user?

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I think I’m going to cum on this and post it

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This for me.

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She went through 30 cosmetic surgeries for this shit. She's no better than the average gook woman

Does anyone have the webm of this scene? Can only find a shitty, shitty gif.

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Post before and after to prove it

What if she saw me in just my boxers, so silly haha

She's a 9/10 who goes to a 10/10 when she smiles

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Love her smile

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they fucked or at least Liz gave him a handy

she's fucking perfect

>LIZ HALP
>MY DICK IS ERECT LOOKING AT YOU AND I CAN"T FIT IN THE SKINTIGHT CGI SUIT

The real question is would you get bored of each other after 1-2 years, like in every relationship

no only liars who dont know love do that

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she's not into dudes so this would never happen

I think you might be confusing love and limerence

I wouldn't be so sure

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Her skill at accents is severely lacking

Yeah I’m boutta bust

I legit did a Gosling seeing this
it honestly aches

Either Dr. No or Goldfinger but I specifically remember Bond sneaking up on her in his apartment.

Not at all. I have no idea what such a thing would be like.

Is that Aubrey Plaza? Oof I have a crush on those two...

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Yep, it's Aubrey

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Alright I need to see this. Got a link my good woman(male)?

This.

nvm, found it.
youtube.com/watch?v=Gan_tBMZfLY

>that split second twinge on Olsen's face when Plaza looks round

me on the left

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>Indian
Eww.

>101 Posts, 41 posters

And?

great thread

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CUTE
U
T
E

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no because I'm not attracted to white girls

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someone post the webm of all the images made into a video

I think thats just a reaction from her butt slapping aubrey autismo

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ME IN THE LAST PIC, TRYING TO PREG

unf

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it fucking hurts.

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threads like this really fucks with my head desu
I actually can't imagine a life where you're able to talk with someone like her, to lie in bed and cuddle, to experience whatever emotions you get by seeing her smile at you because she wants to be around you. My brain locks up and starts thinking about random shit, like a pathetic form of self-harm prevention.

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Any one want to see their pic cocked

post the BLACKED

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i dont know who im more in love with her or amy adams or my crush but she hates me

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You need to exercise my man
Maybe talk to a professional
They have apps for it now that aren't expensive
Life is for the living

>Life is for the living
great song btw

she looks uncomfortable between those 2 bulls
I want to cuddle her and tell her it's going to be ok

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>125 Posts : 51 Posters

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Where do you guys fucking live? Any time I go somewhere half of the young chicks I see are at least as attractive as her.

I'm imagining it right now

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>cleavage
>bangs
Absolutely peak style

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That might just be the shittiest crumble I have ever seen.

Film?

>good morning, user, you were amazing last night

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I am now hard. Thank you.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUAH *POP*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUAH *POP*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUAH *POP*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUAH *POP*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUAH *POP*

Literally me.

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fuck off dumb phoneposter

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kek.

Oh In Secret is a movie? I thought that was just the scene /context lmao

She ever show her goods in any of her films?
At this point I'll take some panty shots even.

KEK

Oldboy, she has a nude sex scene.

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Check the thread nigga, she showed her tits and ass in multiple films

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He took the JUSTpill.

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she's shown her bobs plenty of times

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Based. Thanks.

I skimmed it but couldn't find anything other than a side boob.

I’ll cum on a pic ITT and post it bros

She'll be a great mommy.

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just link me the interview bro

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Try this one.

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>tits out
oldboy
martha marcy may marlene
in secret
>lewd
very good girls
in the light

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Same but I’ll cock pics itt, just reply to me

Post the webm where she goes "I'm a bear" and grrrs cutely

Smile.

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>scene so good it had to be posted twice

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those are some god damn NICE legs

god i wish she had a cock

CUTE!

imagine her sitting on a nice long BLACK cock

Shhhh, waifu is sleeping.

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Not British

not enough upper lip for my taste.

Who wants to see my dick on her

Give me a good reason why she's not my wife and mother of my children.

Because I’m already fucking her, cuck.

fuck off back to your containment thread with your shitty waifu

Uh oh!

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Yikes, yet I posted my dick on her before itt and no ban. These yannies

Yeah because the jannies are faggots, I'm surprised they didnt give you a gold pass.

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