This scene is so powerful

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So strong.

>LE INCEL! HAVE SEX LOL LMAO!

if womyn are so stronk why don't they work at steel plants and shit.

this is why they will never be taken seriously, they think showing strength comes from hamfisted fantasy in movies, but steel mill workers are all male.

lol look at her dumb face

Made me audibly kek

I'm never impressed by women in movies. Only men can be really charismatic.

>wtf did you say to me, camera guy?

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impressive

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Is this the progression of a bully? She looks like she's been miserable her whole life.

That closeup on her face while she gets that blue shit blasted on her is disgusting

it apparently was powerful enough for you to make a thread

Thanks, kid who's never seen this technology before. You really mastered the UI fast with no training.

Well she IS black and female.

and gay (according to the novelization)

it looks literally just like any one of those colorpicker/colorwheel things you see in graphics software.
>you have to be a genius to pick colors from a colorwheel
lmao

>SISTERS RISE UP

Airforce uniforms are fucking lame, they look like pijamas.

Those are pajamas, it’s from a dream sequence at the beginning of the film

fridge tier body

I GET KNOCKED DOWN

She was so painfully unfunny. They turned Fury in to a bumbling clown and even then he was better than Captain Dyke.

>Cree scene
>I'm Blue Da Ba Dee starts playing

A lot of these Marvel films are all written in the same way, but this one just feels the most insulting. The climax is just her realizing that she is a human and "strong." That's it.

In Guardians of the Galaxy it's about Quill getting over his dead mother and accepting others as friends. With Thor, it's about growing and and sacrificing himself and truly becoming kingly. Captain America is something about always putting your duty/friends before yourself.

But with Captain Marvel it's just "you're a woman, you're strong, you owe men nothing." There's no character, just propaganda. It's not even propaganda, it's trying to cash in on Wonder Woman and feminism's success. It's condescending.

There was a meet and greet at a convention with Brie a few months ago in my city. I took the day off work so I could sit in my car and jelq for a few hours before going into the venue in hopes of wooing her. After around 5 hours straight of jelqing, I walked into the building with my chest puffed out. When I got to the front of the line, she bit her lip and giggled (I was incredibly swollen and my cargo shorts looked like they were about to tear). We made idle chit chat about her life in film and my job (manga editor) while she occasionally glanced downward at my bulge and flirtatiously played with her hair. Chris Evans emerged from the crowd and said I was taking up too much of her time in a shaky voice. Brie laughed and said he didn't have permission to talk, so he walked off looking defeated. She said she would follow me on Twitter if I gave her my handle, but she hasn't done it yet.

Girls do not make cool action heroes never will. Why even bother trying? It just comes off as pathetic.

Note that cool and convincing are entirely different things. Convincing female actioneers include Weaver, Hamilton and Blunt. None of them aimed for coolness. A girl trying to be cool elicits eye-rolling and reactions of "dawww how cute she's trying to act tough".

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exploitable

False. Mila Jovovich and Kate Beckinsale and Linda Hamilton have all been great female action heroes. This was just a bad movie with a terrible lead actress with zero acting talent or charisma.

it's ridiculous how much more you learn about and sympathize with the hero of the story when watching just the earlier half the first captain america movie compared to this fucking pile of shit movie, one is a true hero even without any powers and one's just a bored looking cunt through the whole movie

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>sexts
holy based truth and checked

larson btfo by based digits

>Mila Jovovich
fap fuel, not Cool

>Kate Beckinsale
fetish fuel, not Cool

>Linda Hamilton
believable, convincing, not Cool

please read posts and not just kneejerk reply

wasted

dilate

>Linda Hamilton in TF2
>not cool
kys

Is this a good movie to stroke to? I haven’t cum to Brie yet and I want it to be to her in this film

Michelle Pfeiffer
Linda Hamilton
Charlize Theron

have sex

all literal who’s

kind of like your entire life

ok zoomer

based

watch Room instead (not The Room)

>The climax is just her realizing that she is a human and "strong." That's it.
Why is that so "insulting"? Once she remembers her past she vows to stop the Kree for the good of all. Is that not altruistic enough for you?

>But with Captain Marvel it's just "you're a woman, you're strong, you owe men nothing." There's no character, just propaganda.
More like, when faced with adversity, don't give up, and strive to be the best that you can be. The whole montage of her getting up through the years while being constantly told to give up is not subtle at all.

I didn't even like the flick, but your commentary is flat out dishonest.

This was so fucking embarrassing to watch. What's with the huge step backwards in female leads? Remember Sigourney Weaver? Remember Frances McDormand?

This isn't the fucking 90s, "girl power" is no longer necessary and shit like this is nowhere near as cool as they think it is.

shit. thanks, user

youtu.be/ndI9vkgw_1Y

>turrets shooting plasma at captain marvel become flaccid

What a powerful scene. I wonder what the symbolism was all about?

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seething

What is the name of this stance?

>I'm just a girl...

Jerk off material

This scene could have worked if the character had an actual emotional arc. Unfortunately the movie is ass water and Carol is shit. I’m not seeing CapMarv2 unless I hear that they’re gonna Winter Soldier the character.

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I love her in the suit. I could cum all over that leather all day

holy shit youre right

It's not even leather but I know where you're coming from.

haha what if they shrunk and we never able to become erect again haha wouldn’t that be funny? haha

member berries are literally the minions of south park, i fucking hate them

>give up
>No

Wow such a deep and powerful message.

>What a powerful scene. I wonder what the symbolism was all about?
that being a strong independent women isn't sexy at all?

based if true

>WOMEN ARE STRONG OK?

Suit is fine except for that ugly as fuck hood and mask.
Hello I am Carol. I am a human with emotions. I am doing banter now. End banter subroutine. I am Carol.

did you remember to dilate today sister?

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>actually does have an emotional arc
>buildup throughout the film in pieces
>each flashback sequence revealing more about the events in question and about the character
>culminates with the clip that was posted as she remembers her true identity
>goes from being a Kree drone to sympathizing with the Skrull who are faced with a struggle of a parallel nature
based frogposter

this

>Stop the Kree

Annnnd this is why she’s shit. Why does she fe compelled to stop people she’s been working with for 6 years? She has absolutely no issues with wasting her team mates because muh refugees. She doesn’t even know if the Skrulls are BSing her about that. I mean for fuck sakes they were trying to kill her and Shield agents at the beginning of the movie. As the audience we known the military Kree are shit bags but the Kree Skrull War is about two shit bags fighting. This is why Captain Marvel is shit because they couldn’t be assed go think this shit through.

The problem is Carol doesn’t go through adversity in the movie. The movie is about a woman that lost her memory and the little girl that gets shit on because U A GURL XD. The shit has no connection because none of what she went through as a young girl feel linked to anything that she’s going through as an adult. Okay so she’s weak a kid, fine. But as an adult, even with the power inhibitor she’s still OP as fuck. On top of that when her commander told her to control her emotions she blasted him anyway. Then she did it again at the end. She didn’t learn anything. She was already powerful and special. And unlike other comic book characters that have accidents that lead them to get amazing powers she has no drawbacks. No limit. It’s just YAAAAAAAS IM STRONG YOU GO GURL!!!!!

Fuck you

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Damn, imagine poundin' away at that sweet tush and forcefully impregnating that damn fuckin' pussy. *thrusts pelvis and finishes with a large thrust meant to emulate ejaculation. Licks my lips*
Ah yeah. Lovin' to fuck that pussy.

What really makes female characters cool and convincing is their acceptance of reality. Linda faced the reality head on, she was broken by all those horrible things to some degree and you can see that mental scars at each frame. It's compelling. She is strong but she is also weak compared to some characters. But it doesn't mean she's useless at the same time. This is what makes us feel for her. She is not delusional.

imagine having sex

>not any cute pictures of Brie on this thread to jerk to
what the fuck has this board become

she does actualy but uglier

Not just that but the actress was seriously dedicated to the role. Linda Hamilton totally transformed herself physically from the first Terminator because that's what her character did. She also actually learned to pick locks and in the scene where she picks the handcuffs in the asylum and the door to her cell she did that for real. She was very dedicated to her character. Brie Larson looks like she doesn't give a shit and can't muster any energy or emotion to even say her lines of dialog, let alone do anything beyond the bare minimum. She's a lazy and uninteresting actress with no emotions or dedication.

it's not the board's fault that brie is an unlikable cunt

YASSSSSSSSS
KWEEEEEN

Seriously this is military grade cringe right here

CUTE!

unlikable or not, she is still a lot of fun to stroke to

>ebaumsworld's obsession with trannies
Woah, what happened.

"Have sex"

why do all the strong independent wahman end up looking like men, cant they have there own look.

if she became fat she would look worse than my fat mom

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grabs u

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hits you

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lies down for u

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This movie was boring trash.

is passionate

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unrelenting

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no, women are taking that from us too

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strong

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tireless

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curious

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literally a man, and not even a good one

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>literally a man
stop being transphobic

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Checke'd

Her acting is so wooden

holy kek that shoop

>I said...I want to speak to your manager

Why did they have to lay the strong grrl theme in so thick? It's not subtle at all. The film equivalent of getting sledgehammered to your face.

>manager
Surely you mean womanager
Looking at her, she sure spoke to a lot of woman-agers

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SMILE

What the hell is going on with her jaw? It looks like there at least two extra bones that normal people don’t have.

Fucking based digits

Holy- I want more.

why is she so unlikeable

>Kate Beckinsale
>great female action hero

Just kill yourself user

Is she ever not drinking anything?

impressive

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I want Brie Larson to suck my cunt.

typical air force

Why the makeup?

so accurate

>mfw he mansplains why there is no such thing as the wage gap
>mfw he tells me to smile more
>mfw he tells me that the patriarchy isnt real
>mfw noone has catcalled me since Jessica Simpson was thin

The second-hand embarrassment is very fucking real.

>steel mills

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>female pilot
>crashes plane
>looks angry at everyone else instead of feeling embarrassed
checks out

what did they mean by this?

the only thing they did right was the glowy eyes super saiyan thing, fucking cool to see ngl

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>it looks literally just like
Being this mentally handicapped.

""acting""

i can't look at actors in any kind of modern swordshit or capeshit and take them seriously. It's so clear to me that it's just some retard in a silly costume. Will I ever be able to suspend my disbelief again? I'm fine for shit like chernobyl and when I'm watching anime.

Whats with the clenched fist. Whenever she is standing her firsts are clenched. Is this a tough guy from the 30s or some shit?

the gaze that sent thousands of incels into an autistic fit

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why do i find her quipping and trying to be a smartass in the film really cringey..at least moreso than usual cape shit. it really felt forced

desu

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fag alert

the FUCK tranny, aren't you supposed to be dilatating?

Dum da dum da dum dududumdumdum

hhhnnnnnnnggggggggggg

in another movie this could've been a great moment. "you're only human" yeah and we humans get knocked down and then get up again. but this movie is literally framed as "your true enemy was all the men who told you couldn't do X"

the fungi special

remind me what happened in that scene? saw the movie online 2 months ago and can't remember anything but the cat eating some aliens.

it's definitely a cool concept, and I admit I haven't seen the movie, but from this webm alone it's pretty lame. I feel like the little girl is the only good actor. She's the only one conveying emotions. The other instances it just feels like Brie standing up, but when the little girl does it I can see the scene play out in my head. Some injustice is going on off screen and she's mad about it.

In the bootcamp it's just Brie standing up after training, the crash scene is just surreal. What the fuck is she doing? Shouldn't she call for help or whatever? Is there an alien or an enemy she plans on fighting despite not having a single weapon? Superhero suit, okay she's standing up without emotions. Why is that impressive? I can stand up too

yeah but are you a woman?

why did it take so long for a powerful woman to be in a movie? I'm crying right now.

Kate Beckinsale action the fuck are you on retard