U DUMB NIGGAS GOTTA FLY NAMSAYIN
U DUMB NIGGAS GOTTA FLY NAMSAYIN
Joseph Barnes
Benjamin Ramirez
GIT DA FUCK OUT YOU FOOS
Ryan Wood
YOU AINT PASSIN THRU MA HOOD NIGGA
Jaxon Stewart
DEY GATS A TRAWL YO
Charles Allen
AY TOOK, U PUNK ASS MUTHAFUCKA
Caleb Reyes
imagine an all black cast LotR
but its a comedy
and golem is dave chappelle
Levi Baker
SPEAK HOMIE, 'N ENTAH
Easton Ward
Can Morgan Freeman even talk like them?
Daniel Martinez
>tyrone toss it into the fire nigga quit playin
>hell naw dis my ring neggah
>TYRONE
Sebastian Ortiz
BILBO U BEST NOT BE THINKIN IM SUM BITCHASS MAGICIAN NIGGA
I AINT TRYINA JACK YO SHIT
IM FINNA HELP YO ASS
Jacob Harris
YOU AIN'T BE GOIN
Anthony Miller
GONDOR CALLS YOU A BUSTA!
Landon Perry
I AINT YO KING NIGGA
AM EXILED 'NAMSAYN
Kayden Gray
SEND EVERY NIGGA AND HUSTLER WE GOT
ROLL UP ON DEM FOOLS BRUH
I'LL SHOW THEM A BUSTA, BUSTA CAP IN DAY ASS
James Davis
AYO LEMME AX YOU SUMPTIN, HOMIE... WHEN DID SARUMAN THE LIT ABANDON DOPENESS FOR WACKNESS?
Joshua Morales
kek
Isaac Ortiz
FRODO, MY DAWG, I CAN'T CARRY UR RING, BUT I CAN CARRY UR ASS INSTEAD
Hunter Perez
>sheeeeiiit dis ring heavy as a mofucka
>nigga its a ring it don't weigh shit
>its some heavy shit dawg i'm tellin ya, can't think straight
>nigga get yo dumb ass up this volcano... bitch ass
Adam Allen
>ring
NAH DAWG
Jaxson Barnes
I SEE YOU, YOU FFFFFFUCKING NIGGERS!!
COME BACK WITH MY STOLEN PROPERTY BEFORE I CALL THE NAZGUL!!!
I'M WARNING YOU!!
Austin Thompson
Dam raciss elves mufafuckkas need to pay reparashuns
Levi White
black people don't talk like this
Jacob Taylor
WEN DA FUCK AM I GETTIN' MY FOODSTAMPS YOU CRACKER ASS CRACKA
Lucas Mitchell
kek'd
Connor Murphy
>dis cat scannin da whole o fuckin mordor how the fuck are we supposed to roll up on on em?
>call the local radio fool tell em he dropped a nigga in cold blood, they'll have the whole hood on day ass, shit is simple
Ian Cox
AYO, open the door nigga!
Colton Rogers
AIN'T NO FUCKIN BAGGINS OUT HERE WHITE BOY!!
THEY UP IN HOMPTON, WHAT THE FUCK?!?
Daniel Morales
I COUNT NINE OF YOU MUTHAFUCKAS. 'AIGHT... IMMA CALL YOU THE NIGGASHIP OF THE BLING
Lincoln Rivera
AY YO ISILDUR, DO YO THANG AND TOSS DAT BLANG NIGGA
Carter Cox
All black lotr cast, and the orcs are white.
Ayden Thompson
The drive by of Pellenor Boulevard
The siege of Helm's Crack House
The Shire, the magic ghetto in Chicagos south Side
Aragorn, son of ..........Shiiiiiiet
Charles Hughes
>Yo what's the Eng-ish wor fo free?
>I don no. Homie?
>*Door rumbles*
Andrew Evans
HOMEBOY
*CREEAAAAKKK*
Fuckin racist ass cracka elves stealin all our words n shietq
Carter Green
THAT NIGGA ARAGORN GONN FUCKIN DIE, YOU KNOW THAT SHIT!
THEN WHO GON' TAKE CARE OF DEM KEEDZ!?
SHO AIN'T ME I'M FINNA BOUNCE GUR!!
Brandon Scott
This thread is so racist...
Carson Lopez
BITCH U BOW FO NO MOFUGGA. GETCHO ASS UP
Gabriel Turner
>Demetrius, son of Ecqueshion, OG of Grove Street
>Top Rider Te'ho'din, son of Tenglewood
>Tyrone, son of Tyrainius, son of Washington
>"DAS FO' FRODO, AND FO' DA HOOD! AND DAS FO' MY OL' MAN!"
>"It ain't fo you to deny da OG's return, house nigga."
>"Dis chair is my mothafuckin' shit! Ain't nobody elses!"
>"I can't represent yo bling for you, BUT I SURE AS FUCK CAN HOLD YOU UP, MY NIGGA! LET'S GET BUMPIN!"
Juan Martinez
CHU SAY PUNK ASS CRACKA? I FINNA BLOW YO DUMB ASS ALL DA WAY TA CIRITH UNGOL MUTHAFUCKA
Leo Morgan
Minis Tirith - Home. At least it was before I fucked everythang up.
Adrian Sanchez
OH SHIT THEY FINNA ROLL UP!!
HIDE THE PIPE WEED AND GET YOUR STRAP MY NIGGA!!
Evan Sanchez
Ruling finna hard. Dis here be muh mothafucking answer ta Tolkien - who's mah nigga, but maaaan, ah do quibble wif him cos he mad stupid on dis, nomsayin? Lord of the Rings, had a medeeval philonosophy: dat if da kang was uh fly gangsta, da land finna prosper. We peep at da real history and it ain't dat simple, ya dig? Tolkien ca say dat Aragorn became da kang an dabbed on fools for hundreds uh years, and was uh wahse an pimp-tight and based nigga. But Tolkien don't aks da question: Wha Aragorn tax poluhcy be like? Did he maintain uh standin army? What he finna do in times of flood n' famine and shit? And what about all of dem mufugging orcs? By da end of da war, bitch-ass Sauron finna be gone but da orcs still round - in da mountains. Did Aragorn pursue uh polahcy of ice-cold genocide and cap their asses? Even da lil baby orcs, in da lil orc cradles?
Easton Barnes
ayo we wuz dem lawd of da RANGZ muhfugga
Jeremiah Rogers
Good thread
Christopher Ward
NNNNIIIIIGGGGEERRRSSS!!!!!!!
Justin Hernandez
Wyatt Gray
bump
Mason Sanders
Niggas be hatin aint nothin we can do
Kayden Bailey
AY DEM NIGGAS IN HELMS DEEP IS STRAPPED UP B
WE TALKIN THOUSANDS OF HOMIES IN DA CREW IF WE FINNA ROLL UP ON THEY ASSES
Ryan Butler
WHERE THE FUCK DO I FIND THIS RACE FILTER NOW, I WANT IT SO FUCKING BAD
Justin Campbell
ayo naw hol up, where we begin? aw yeah. "Concerning Hobbits"
*concerning hobbits hip hop remix starts playing*
John Rogers
AYO FRO-DAWG, YOU'S GOTTA CARRY THE BLING TO MORDOR AN' DITCH IT INNA MOUNT DOOM OR' SAURON GON' COME BUST A CAP IN OUR ASSES, 'NOM SAYIN'?
Robert Cook
downvote
Elijah Rivera
>YALL NIGGAS UP IN DIS BITCH THINKIN YOU CAN HANDLE DIS POWA MAN YOU BE TRIPPIN, NOW WATCH ME BURN AAAALLL DIS SHIET TO THE GROUND
Connor Evans
If Patrice was still around it could honestly be pure keeeeno and sheeit
Tyler Ward
>golem is dave chappelle
nigga, what the fuck is taters?
Jose Bailey
EY DENETHOR 5-0 IS AT YO DOOR MOFUGA
THE FUCK'S YO GLOCKS AT?
Colton Harris
>Aragorn - Idris Elba
>Legolas - Chadwick Boseman
>Gimli - Kevin Hart
>Frodo - Eddie Murphy
>Sam - Jamie Foxx
>Boromir - Denzel Washington
>Gandalf - Morgan Freeman
>Saruman - Samuel L. Jackson
>Galadriel - Whoopi Goldberg
>Eowyn - Zoe Saldana
>Faramir - Donald Glover
>Gollum - Maisie Williams
Henry Lopez
get sum fuck on, bruh. kno whatimsain ?
Daniel Fisher
i kek'd
John Richardson
>when you safe the only KFC in the hood from bankruptcy
Levi Myers
YOU EVA HEARD HOW THE NIGGAS CAME TO BE? THEY WUZ KANGZ ONCE, TAKEN BY DA WHITE MAN, ENSLAVED 'N' SHIET. ALL KINDSA FUCKED UP SHIT. AND NOW... STRAIGHT UP GANGSTAS. MY HARDASS NIGGAS. WHO'S YO HOMIE?
Cooper Edwards
absolute blino
Sebastian Evans
SARUSHAWTY, MY NIGGA
Dominic Bennett
Fuck I'd actually pay to see this
Nathaniel King
It's fucking perfect, what a genius.
Dylan Hernandez
>Isildog, poor that 50 out for the fallen homies yo, cast it onto the sidewalk
>Nah
Hunter Ross
kek
Mason Kelly
>beat for beat remake of LOTR in straight face kangz-speak
I'd actually enjoy the fuck out of that.
Jaxon Gonzalez
>>Gollum - Maisie Williams
Ayden Cox
>Shire St, home, least it was till i fucked everythang up
youtube.com
Leo Allen
>No "my KANG"
one fucking job
John Smith
B U M P
Luis Nelson
Thanks for revealing you have no idea how a hood black person actually speaks.
Jordan Bell
And neither do you
Sebastian Howard
KINGSFOIL? BRUH ITS A WEED NIGGA
Robert Ross
No Will Smith?
Henry Gray
>shiiet my nigga Gandalf, I'm finna be thinking dat ring best never be rolled up my hood, I'm finna be hoping it never came be like dat, namasayin cuz?
>ayo lil homie, it be like dat sometime, y'all best only be chasing what hustle y'all be going for, you feelin me nigga?
James Cooper
How would you say "Fly, you fools!" in ebonics then faggit?
Nathaniel Turner
kek
Josiah Hall
>steals
SO U BE SAYIN
>gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>eats a skittle
AYYYOOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>checks for nearest KFC
U BE SAYIN
>collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
>licks teeth then smacks lips
AYYOO U BE SAYIN
>does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
>opens up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer
FINNA WE
>sucks air through teeth
AYYYOOO HOL UP WE WUZ
>pulls up sagging pants
SO WE WUZ
>instinctively looks around for the police
SO U SAYIN WE WUZ
>faints and then gets up repeatedly
SOM FINNA
>scopes dem titties
SO WE WUZ
>shouts at movie theater screen
SOM FINNA
>chucks spear
AYYOOO SOM FINNA
>sets down cotton bale
HOL UP
>strokes welfare check pensively
WE WUZ
>throws up gang sign
SOM FINNA
>swings from basket ball hoop
WE WUZ
>grabs dick and shuffles left and right
SOM FINNA
>participates in drive by shooting
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
>converts to islam
U SAYIN WE WUZ
>repeated world star yelling in background
SOM FINNA
>sells crack
MAAAAAAAGEEEEEEEZ N SHEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Logan Torres
RUN NIGGAS
Mason James
I love this thread
Aaron Carter
Morgan Freeman as Gandalf would be unironically based
Brayden Rodriguez
This, if done right, would be the greatest parody of all time.
Owen Davis
>Saruman is a jew
it all makes sense now
Eli Cooper
if this was played out like romeo+juliet, it would be great.
Cameron Reed
Patrice as Gimli would be GOAT
Parker Green
lmao I lost it
Wyatt Wood
>golem
Lincoln Sullivan
lel
Ethan Garcia
Frodo: Bitch move Bilbo didn't kill that crackhead when he had tha chance
Gandalf: Bitch move? Nigga it was BECAUSE crackhead a bitch Bilbo ain't killed his ass. Many niggaz walkin out there need they ass capped, and some niggaz ain't even niggaz at all and STILL got kilt. You gonna make all that right, little nigga? Only God can judge, nigga. Smartest nigga in the world still don't know shit what's gonna happen. We might need that lil cracka, fore shit hit the fan. Bilbo's bitch move mighta saved all our asses
Samuel Ramirez
One do not simply strutt tha fuck into Mordor. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Its black gates is guarded by mo' than just orcs. There is evil there dat do not chill fo' realz. And tha Great Eye, is eva watchful naaahhmean, biatch? It be a funky-ass barren wasteland, riddled wit fire, ash n' dust. Da straight-up air you breathe be a poisonous fume. Not wit ten thousand pimps could you do all dis bullshit. Well shiiiit, it is folly
Lucas Peterson
Josiah Mitchell
WATER MELON
Jayden Fisher
>It ain't mine, bitch
>NIGGA, IF I SAY U GON KEEP IT, YO BLACK ASS BETTER KEEP IT
Jaxon Nelson
how is it wrong you stupid faggot? also you're implying that it's the same everywhere and it has a rational linguistic system
Gabriel Turner
SIDES IN ORBIT
Grayson Ramirez
Is this Gandalf the black?
Adrian King
Ryan Martinez
oy vey
Gabriel Cook
Could someone make a list of nigger names?
I'm going to the /v just to see the "give back Tyrone/Jamal"meme
It's very funny
Andrew Roberts
Early 2000s blacksploitation films could have pulled it off
>Ay Frodo, drop the bling bling in the hot sauce my nigga
Nathan Barnes
>Arwen - Brie Larsen
Camden Taylor
would it have been kino?
Joshua Howard
Holy shit I'm dying.
Jose James
>this thread
Literally Lord of the Blings
youtube.com
Daniel Gonzalez
>Gandalf - Morgan Freeman
>>Saruman - Samuel L. Jackson
The age difference would maybe be a bit too much but would unironically be 9/10 casting
Kevin Thompson
he is technically white
Hunter Adams
Kek
Angel Anderson
>Aragorn - Eddie Murphy
>Legolas - Eddie Murphy
>Gimli -Eddie Murphy
>Frodo - Eddie Murphy
>Sam - Eddie Murphy
>Boromir - Eddie Murphy
>Gandalf - Eddie Murphy
>Saruman - Eddie Murphy
>Galadriel - Eddie Murphy
>Eowyn - Eddie Murphy
>Faramir - Eddie Murphy
>Gollum - Eddie Murphy
Nolan Myers
FUCK NIGGEEERRSS!!!
Xavier Campbell
it got suicided because rayciss. it was from faceapp i think
Juan Taylor
>Gollum - Maisie Williams
Adrian Taylor
FLY YU DUMB NIGGA FLY
Nathan Lee
Shouldn't it be available on an older version of the app?
Carson Rodriguez
>Galadriel - Whoopi Goldberg
Gabrielle Union user
Adrian Roberts
real nigga hours
Benjamin Adams
I serve da hood nigga
Gavin Torres
dunno i don't use a smartphone nor exploit programm on pee-cee
Easton Turner
That's sad.
Andrew Rivera
“I never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an elf”
“How about side with a nigger?”
Gabriel Perez
>I AINT GON DIE NEX TA SUM FAGGIT ASS CRACKA
>n how 'bout yo homie?
>SHIIET NIGGA, FO SHO BROTHA!
Ayden Brown
imagined this in Ice Cube's voice and keked hard
Jonathan Torres
>i serve the kangdom, my lawd
Jaxson Young
winrar
Jayden White
>The Witch Kang stands over Eowyn
AYO DUMB BITCH, AIN'T NO NIGGA IN DA HOOD THAT CAN FUCK WITH ME
>gets stabbed by a manlet
>Eowyn removes her helmet, revealing she's white
I'm not a nigger, nigger.
Landon Walker
kino thread fellas
Dylan Edwards
Anthony Lewis
Why haven’t they done this exact parody yet? Dave Chapelle quit too soon
Ayden Rivera
So are they gonna make the Silvan Elves a black race or something? how will they make up for the original trilogy excluding black excellence?
Adam Ramirez
>I be a devottee of the Chronic Ganja, possessor of the righteous Kush
>nah, I ain't passin' you shit
>yo dime bag ditchweed gets no bitches, whack-ass nigga
>tha fuck outta here
Justin Allen
The black community has turn to shit. Whetever hard work or care for their own families they might have had is pretty much gone, their pride and dignity forgotten. In fact, its because of these blacks that we still have welfare. I was there Gandalf. I was there thirty years ago…
[Flashback to LA Riots]
Elrond: "… when niggers took the streets. I was there the day the strength of blacks failed.
Asher Sanders
Yo dey gots uh cave troll, peep this shit
Nicholas Hernandez
YOUR SELF-NARRATIVE OF LASTING OPPRESSION, CAST IT INTO THE FIRE
Lincoln Wright
Keep this jawn on the downlow nigga, I gotta do me some learnins bout this rang shiet
Aiden Wood
Sup nigg- I mean hey guys. God said I could come back if he could turn me white. Let's mosey.
Daniel Richardson
Yo It be uh gift. uh gift ta da foes o' Mordor. Why not use dis here Ring? Long has muh motha fuckin father, da steward o' Gondor kept da forces o' Mordor at bay. By da blood o' our niggas is yo' lands kept safe. Give Gondor da weapon o' da enemy, let us use it against him! Jus' like Orenthawl James.
Nicholas Lee
*Gandalf wanders down to the corner store and steals several 40 oz*
*drinks two entire bottles while slowly stumbling across the entire city, getting home*
*gets there half-asleep half-drunk, at midnight, lays down on a shitty couch and takes a giant hit out of his bong before seriously coughing and passing out*
...
*eyes jolt immediately open*
OH SHIT
Anthony Allen
NAH
John Young
So you sayin' the ring be like reparations?
Xavier Lopez
Entire trilogy would be boiled down to 30 minutes or less.
>Frodo steals ring from Bilbo
>Gandalf warns Frodo to leave
>"Shut up nigga"
>Fucks around for a few months showing off the ring and wearing it
>Sauron knows exactly where ring is
>One day Frodo passes out after drinking and smoking many blunts with his homies
>Wraiths kick in door like the police and start stabbing Frodo
>"AWWW OOOHH THEY SHANKIN HIM"
>Sauron gets ring back
Jonathan Reed
Where is the cash and the hoes?
Where are the government handouts?
They have passed like my father from my life. Like coke up a nose. The days have come down on the Obama administration. Without Affirmative action. Into racism.
Fucking whitey.
Ayden Bennett
lmao
John Wilson
It would be an epic extended three movie schadenfreude trilogy about a sequence of several dozen black people finding the ring and then immediately getting killed one block down, for the next guy to take and repeat
Dylan Phillips
Ay yo what about second toke?
Aiden Watson
That would be the prequel. Leads up to Bilbo finally getting the ring. Bilbo and his homies were on epic adventure to the liquor store 3 ghettos over since first closed and second was burnt down in the riots.
Cooper Peterson
With an added emphasis that Bilbo's house is his mom's and he just kind of fucked around at home into middle adulthood, and inherited it after she died early of diabetes and severe obesity
Sebastian Cruz
based
Mason Anderson
I like where this is going...
Eli Gonzalez
>What was his name again?
Alexander Young
fucking top kek
Thomas White
>the part where Bilbo and the gang have to try to sneak past three homeless stoned-trolls, but then the light comes on and they realize they were just dead the whole time
Jaxson Peterson
Oh wait wait
>hey man don't go bothering these guys when they're trying to get high, my buddy got shanked here the other day
>shieeeet, i guess they already stoned
Josiah Scott
underrated
Aaron Allen
Her constant puffing of a crack pipe didn't help either. Bilbo could have been a better son and helped her instead of drinkin' 40's on the old shitty couch on the porch.
John Hernandez
im sorry i know this is all meant as "fun" but this thread is extremely racist...
Nathaniel White
Yeah it's a lot of off-color racial humor. It's fun.
Cooper Reyes
The day that the trailer for suicide squad dropped was the greatest day on Yea Forums in the last 3 years. The trailer for TFA was the best this decade, though.
Nathaniel Brooks
Fucking kek
Ayden Russell
>morgan freeman is the only black man you're excited to see in a movie
Adam Taylor
Good post
Blake Turner
Nah Denzel should be Elrond
Henry White
YOU AINT GOT SHIT ON ME HERE NIGGAAA
James Parker
>Frodo - Eddie Murphy
kek
Wyatt Bell
>Battle For Helms Deep
>It seems all hope is lost
>Suddenly a bright light on the horizon
>The sounds of rap beats echo off the walls as Gandalf rides his white Cadillac down the hill
> Followed by thousands of homies. All friends of the kang
Matthew Sanders
No, it was generated on their server, the app is just a frontend. unless you have the older algorithm source code, it's gone forever. However, I think they still have it, for version control purpose, but only they have em.
Nathaniel Cox
> din' think I wuz gunna go down nexta a Blud
> how bout nexta a homie?
> muh nigga, fo real
Cameron Diaz
WUT Y'ALL MEAN BY GOOT MORNIN'? Y'ALL SAYING DAT CUZ I IS BLACK?
Brandon Gomez
Stan up, niggas of da ghetto!
Ill thangs comin, ratchet hoes an throw down!
Niggas gon get merked, bling gon be broken; a gat day, a hood day, it comin!
Roll up homies! Roll up brothas! Roll up, an throw down fo world star an da ghetto!
Ryan Myers
Frodo: What's ebonics for 'friend'?
Gandalf: Mah nigga
*gates to Murdia open*
Zachary Nelson
mah brutha
mah nigga...
mah KANG
Eli Carter
Holy kek
Aaron Ward
AYO CHIKINS BACK ON DA MENU MAH NIGGAS
Logan Campbell
>ring? bitch you gettin' married?
Benjamin Campbell
lmao
Dylan Ross
WUT ABOUT THEY SHOES? THEY DUN NEED THOSE
Joshua Taylor
am I racist for literally laughing out loud reading this shit?
Isaac Collins
SHIEEET SAM LEAVE GOLUM ALONE HE A GOOD BOI HE GON TO THE CHURCH AND SHIT
Christopher Murphy
Three Welfare Cheques for the Brown-kings under the border,
Seven for the Slav-lords in their halls of snow,
Nine for African Men, doomed to die,
One for the Nose Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Israel where the Shadows lie.
One Cheque to rule them all, One Cheque to find them,
One Cheque to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
In the Land of Israel where the Shadows lie.
Brayden Campbell
AY YO HOL UP
U TELLIN ME YO PUNK ASS RHYMES AINT NO GOOD IN MA HOOD? BUST A RHYME BITCH
Bentley Campbell
Y'all lil crackas don't bow to no one in this mofuckin hood. You feel me?
Hunter Bell
Underrated
Jason Parker
Gabriel Fisher
Xavier Wood
Carson Clark
AYO YUNG H TO THE OBBIT, U BIG-FEET MUTTAFUKKA, SPIT DAT NEWEST FIRE N DISS THAT FAKE ASS KANG ARA-G
Gavin Young
Fucking KEK
Eli Baker
Speak nigga and enter
Lincoln Sanchez
>Y'all niggaz bow to nobody nauwatimean?
Hudson James
kek
John Turner
Cringe: The thread
Brandon Collins
>Ahhhhh shit, never thought I'd die fighting with Ballas' niggas
>then wa 'bout side by side wit da homies
>aiieee, i dig, i dig
Gavin James
Eli Ortiz
reddit: the post
Connor Peterson
phoneposter fuck outta here
Xavier Bailey
t. trayvon
Oliver Edwards
post skin color
William Clark
This is good it needs a (you)
Austin Kelly
OH LAWDS I BE LAFFIN
KEEP IT UP NIGGAZ
Cooper Cruz
Eli Edwards
and rob schneider as the stewart of gondor
Nolan Wright
pretty funny thread
Jackson Wright
KEK.
Charles James
>Tyronedur, thro dat bling in da fyre!
>Naw.
Camden Flores
+ Shaq is Sauron
Jackson Brooks
SO PASSES DENNY T, NIGGA GOT HIS ASS LITT UP
Luke Walker
Caleb Ward
>and then my nigga said
>"Ya'll wack ass niggas sell yo daughters cheap"
Samuel Howard
YEET IT IN THE FIRE NIGGA, DESTROY IT!
Asher Foster
(You)
Joshua Gray
fuck off, this is the only good thread we got in months
Adam Nguyen
Kek
Benjamin Green
NIGGA, WHO THE BIGGER BITCH? THE BITCH, OR THE NIGGA WHO RIDE THEY NUTS?
Landon Butler
underrated
Noah Sanders
>Southrons aren't the clan
>Elephants aren't 60s/70s muscle cares
Leo Reed
Soldier: YO HOMIES WILL RIDE WITCHO TO ANY HOOD
Theodon: Ta any hood....Where is tha nigga and his whip, where he speaker that was bangin, theyz pass like chunks in tha skunk, like wind in da hood. Tha muffafuggin days gone down on da west coast, behind tha hills n shit, inta shadow. How'd it come to this wack ass shit, my nigga?
Xavier Long
THEY TAKING THE NIGGAS TO INGLEWOOD
Noah Kelly
shieet dawg whatchyall white boys doin here, dis my crip, dis our HOOD namsayn? matterofac yo lil homie got POPPED nigga he ain't goin back to his stanky ass cracka village nomoh
Jace Diaz
kek
Kayden Thompson
>I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
> So do Alwo Livtocesu, Chtymesbutté Datiznoth, Fordemdode'ayd Alwë, Av'dòisse de Coyde, Watto du Wittë, Dimedatiz Givhen "Tousse" Deraroth Erffources, Atvorkin Tiswold, Frodo Besiddins, Devil of Evil, Bilbo Wasmint, Duphaunde Ringin, Witch Caseyo, Wheralzomeent Dohavit and Datizan Encuradgingougt.
was this a Silmarillion reference? Who were all those people? Previous ringbearers?
Ryan Cooper
lel
Jace Phillips
Lotr threads are always fun
Jacob Baker
>Many niggaz walkin out there need they ass capped, and some niggaz ain't even niggaz at all and STILL got kilt. You gonna make all that right, little nigga?
Jose Thompson
>Dave chappelle has probably had this thought and if he still had his show we would of seen this
Its not fair bros
John Campbell
Tyrone could you PLEASE TOSS THA RAAAAAAAAANG!!!!
Grayson Thompson
AY YO FRODO, LISTEN UP MA NIGGA. IF I WAS FINNA TAKE THIS RING I’D BE MAD STRAPPED AND NO NIGGA BE FUCKIN WITH HOMPTON. BUT FRODO, SOON ID BE FUCKIN MAD NIGGAS UP, YOU WANT THAT MY NIGGA?
Jaxon Carter
Hell naw, nigguh
Thomas Scott
kek
Josiah Torres
Unreal
Lincoln Carter
My niggas.. You bow to no one.
Jordan Wilson
Asher Garcia
aight dawg lets hold on to dat shit for uh while.. see if its some tight shit!
Adam Green
HELL YEA NIGGA! das righht
Carter Jenkins
Brody Hall
I never wanted something so much in my life
Carson Powell
It later dan you think ese, the puerco are already on da move. Los judus already left...
Wut the fuck you on about homie?
They crossed Alemeda an hour ago, dress as homies in black.
Dey in Compton!?
They will find the ring ese, and kill your homie.
Mothafucka!
You did no think a nigga could stand against the will of the LAPD? There are none who can. Against the power of the gringos, there can be no victory. We must join with the gringos, it would be wise amigo.
Jose Moore
mah nigga
Blake Ward
>this thread
Jordan Green
Yo, dis well deep, shiet...
*drops basketball*
Fool of a thug!
Imma throw you next time.
Stupid ass nigga...
Ethan Torres
everyday Yea Forums sinks lower baka
Gavin James
>Da 2 Cribz
Carter Martin
Have sex
Tranny nigger
Brody Lewis
CRACK MY NIGGA! CRA-CK! SNORT IT, SHOOT IT, PUT IT IN A PIPE!
>Jamal "samwise" Washington
Alexander Watson
winner
Ethan Hall
Gandalf: "Frodo we must destroy the ring at all costs!"
Frodo: "Hell naw youz an Uncle Tom nigga"
Jack Phillips
SHIEEEEEEEEEEEET: The Thread
Lincoln Gonzalez
Carter Myers
underrated post
Grayson Diaz
There be a day when ima pay my bills
But not today nigga
There be a day when ima visit my son
But not today nigga
There be a day when ima hit up a job
But not today nigga
Aiden Martinez
>no Mahershala Ali
>no Chiwetel Ejiofor
dropped
Ryan Martinez
>"Speak 'friend' and enter. What's a niggas word for friend?"
"Water-Mellon…"