*shoplifts*
*shoplifts*
Austin Myers
Jason Parker
*my heart*
Camden Bennett
What a cute boy(girl).
Luis Jackson
Who's the boy?
Easton Rivera
>Father please forgive me for I know not what I do
>I just never had the chance to ever meet you
>Therefore I did not know that I would grow to be
>My mother's evil seed and do these evil deeds
Joseph Jackson
that shit is addictive. used to steal expensive brand shirts and stuff with my friends until one of us got caught, afterwards i would just steal food when i was broke. it's really nice to have the better tasting expensive shit instead of the cheapest alternative once in a while. and not even pay for it. then i got caught and stopped, but not a single time shopping goes by without the urge to just fucking steal that shit.
and where's the fucking problem, she stole designer clothes. which are overpriced shit anyways. nothing wrong with stealing from the big shops. people who steal money or anything from other people are scum though. but aside from that, it's a victimless crime. go for it, wynona.
Asher Wilson
Cool story, bro.
Logan Russell
I stole trading cards from a shop once and ran away. No cameras thankfully
Ryan Butler
thx bro, i appreciate your attention
Kevin Allen
*dodges ovens*
Nathaniel Cooper
That movie is kino.
Caleb Cook
Tomboys are for _____
Caleb Morales
Eminem
Juan White
what did the oven dodger mean by this
Elijah Jones
post body of work
Gabriel Hall
Jeremiah James
my ph goddess
Connor Lopez
Tomboys are for Tomgirls.
James Johnson
white and (((white))) women are to shoplifting as black men are to violence
Lucas Ward
Winona Ryder took a stand today and now the stand is missing
Julian Lewis
WINONABROOOOOOOOOOOOS !
Cameron Reyes
Jose Roberts
>T-bone nailed this
Hunter Reed
My mother’s evil sneed
Ethan Reed
stop posting it hurts make it stop
Brody Kelly
Brayden Hall
I'd lift her shop if you know what I mean.
Lucas Diaz
It really is. In jr high my buddies and I would get off the bus at a gas station. And proceed to steal all of their airheads.
Michael Adams
barback anal
Alexander Rivera
cute
Ian Cook
*dropkicks*
Brandon Barnes
My mothers evil fuck and do these evil sucks
Dominic Turner
Biopic when?
Ayden Ross
Limb Bizkit?
David Rodriguez
yeah, guy from ICP tried to dropkick him off stage and missed completely
Asher Taylor
Winona thread?
Isaac Young
I wonder if some lucky security guard got to fuck her like one of these shoplyfter pornos
Mason Lopez
how come shoplifting is only acceptable if you're black?
Chase Sanchez
Will Wheaton
Nicholas Sullivan
*dodges oven*
Jordan Richardson
>Redvines
Mel is my nigga on so many different levels
Isaiah James
oh is this thread about me user haha
Gavin Allen
Many things.
Alexander Jenkins
Dodging ovens
Brody Reed
Some designer clothes are overpriced shit.
Other designer items are ridiculously well made, and worth the high cost, because of the work and materials that go into producing them.
Colton Martin
I got something she can shoplift. right here in my pants if you catch my meaning
Lucas Bailey
bullying
John Bell
>Girls calling other Girl "Faggot"
huh, I didnt know it works both ways
Kevin Watson
Oh yeah, they will be calling them gay and shit. Lesson be known. Women can be homophobic to lesbians even if men find them hot.
Parker Myers
I shoplift from Walmart constantly. Keep the value low, never go there outside of shoplifting trips, and do it infrequently enough and you'll never be caught
Henry Rivera
Jeremiah Murphy
Brain damage, ever since the day I was born
Drugs, what they used to say I was on
They say I never knew which way I was goin'
But everywhere I go they keep playin' my song
Hudson Foster
yeah I had a friend in high school that stole for the thrill of it, I used to watch for the clerk or stand at an angle that blocked line of sight. Turns out stealing is really easy if you're white, and I also learned that places like 711 have a theft budget, they expect to get stolen from and price their merch accordingly
Asher Parker
Do you have dark skin tone?
Jayden Kelly
I remember when I was caught stealing at a store. The woman gave me this long lecture. It was like Jesus, shut the hell up.
Samuel Phillips
based
Isaiah Walker
What was the lecture about?
Easton Martinez
Cute Winona
Ayden Anderson
checking these digits before you wreck yourself
Nolan Hill
Gotta act like you belong there and you've done nothing wrong. One time a guy left a case of beer at one of those self checkouts and we casually walked up, paid for our sodas and just smooth as hell we grabbed the case of beer and walked on out of there. James Bond couldn't have done it better
John Smith
Check this 5 I just shoplifted
Zachary Taylor
do girls really beat the shit out of other girls so bad they need stitches
Brody Russell
bro you cant do that
Josiah Mitchell
Logan Cook
whoa
Adam Young
If dubs Obama is a nigger and gays are faggots
Owen Nelson
damn lad
Asher Scott
>tomboy
Yikes
>tomgirl
Based and unzip pants
Noah Rivera
>be a lad
>grocery shopping
>pretended to shoplift because I knew an old lady was watching me
>she comes up to my parents at the checkout and tells them what she saw
>they check my pockets
>nothing
Mind your own business you old bitch, I'm 3 moves ahead.
Dominic Adams
>14 year old punk rock Winona Ryder
Xavier Jenkins
>mum's buying some chocolate for a birthday party
>feel like she's being a bit cheap by only buying one bag instead of two
>sneak a bag into my jacket
>stealthily place it into the checkout line to be purchased with the other items
>get caught, have to go put it back
>I actually do it
that innocence... it's gone forever.
Kevin Nelson
that's a boy