Was it at the dry cleaners?
Why didn't he just take the flying carpet?
Cooper Edwards
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Julian Wilson
>shitskin blames the vehicle
>not his shitty driving
Typical.
Oliver Jenkins
what is it with teslas and being able to survive horrible crashes with only minor injuries
Nathan Stewart
Has there been a single case of these accidents being caused by the car and not the user?
Every time I see shit like this it ends up being some retard not paying attention to the road because muh autopilot.
Isaiah Flores
No, just like there was never a real instance of a toyota pedal getting "stuck".
Ryan Watson
shoulda wished for better driving skills lmao
Justin Thomas
Would've been pretty funny if he died in the crash 2bh, we'd have gotten some prime Yea Forums threads—maybe even a sticky—where people posted OH NO NO NO NO, memed Elon Musk into being a Bodanoff-like figure who machinated the actor's demise, and dumped China traffic accident WebMs. Come to think of it, I'm feeling very robbed right now. They called him "Aladdin star" for Pete's sake, it's not like anyone would've known him enough to miss him.
Benjamin Taylor
How is the user supposed to deal with a factory defect, bootlicker?
Thomas Morales
this comes to mind
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Owen Hughes
They have exceptional collision engineering
Dominic Gutierrez
Disney was trying to kill him for the marketing value. Just like Heath Ledger. Disney struck a deal with Tesla to off him before the movie comes out.
Zachary Jackson
>be a piece of shit and drive dangerously crashing your car
>say "it was a defect, they even knew about it"
>face no consequences for your actions
Carson Torres
If that's true, he's gonna get Final Destination'd within a week. I can't wait to see what sort of absurd """""""""""""accident""""""""""""" he just so happens to fall victim to after surviving the crash.
Joshua Sanders
Bottom heavy due to batteries. Harder to flip over or being tossed around
Owen Morgan
Remember if he were white it would have been his fault.
Robert White
REV UP YOUR ENGINES
unless it's a tesla
Josiah Walker
>buy american car
>being surprised that its a piece of shit
oh i am laughing
Elijah Reyes
Disney jews tried to ritually kill him to boost box office numbers
Sebastian Moore
He claims.... sure its not HIS fault and he's just deflecting? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Jayden Cooper
>why yes I do post my opinions when they're based on parroted, overly-generalized shitposts, how could you tell?
Julian Roberts
t. americuck
Logan Russell
Did the driver's side toilet malfunction and make him panic
Ethan Roberts
You need Jesus
Michael Thompson
No bro, is totally the driver's fault. It's not like the billion dollar company who makes the car is going to lie to the public about how much of a death machine they have, it has never happened before.
Noah Adams
you and scotty are based
Zachary White
He’s right you know
Cooper Morgan
>you'll never buy a 94 Celica
Ryan Morgan
What was the defect?
Josiah Watson
>someone did some quick Googling when he got home and saw an opportunity for gain
Wyatt Cook
You naive, ignorant fucking moron. No one is surprised.
Luis Powell
Yeah with these newer model cars they can actually hack it and fuck you up with your own vehicle
Cameron Mitchell
wow user careful you sound like a commie :)
Isaac Parker
Because the cars are designed to protect the people inside, not to look good after an accident.
Nathaniel Diaz
Do they even have cars in your arabic country?
Camden Wright
>you'll never be a millionaire who can buy a 94 celica and give it the world rally paint
Elijah Jones
>I'm feeling very robbed right now. They called him "Aladdin star" for Pete's sake, it's not like anyone would've known him enough to miss him.
These were my exact thoughts when I saw this article a few days ago.
Julian Harris
It's become a meme to blame/sue tesla when it most likely saved your life in a wreck with all its safety systems.
Ian Ortiz
wasn't there a tesla (or uber?) that crashed into a highway barrier because it was too retarded to tell that it was driving into the barrier
Jaxson Jones
That applies to all cars.
Lincoln Russell
Do you have pet tigers in your country?
Oliver Brooks
Fellas defending car companies. You know that when to comes to recalling a faulty product or letting people die, they would let you die because it's cheaper? I'm pretty sure BMW or someone did that before. Corporations are not your friend. Don't suck them off.
Wyatt Sanchez
no dude, that shit was real. my college friend's sister's boyfriend had ths happen to him