Was Desperate Housewives kino?

Was Desperate Housewives kino?

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are these turds implying she used to sit on his face?

it's shit like this that makes me glad i'm an incel

I’d eat her ass for muscular dystrophy

He ate the pussy and ate the ass. Her HPV gave him throat cancer when he licked the pusy and his butthole tongueing afterward gave her ass cancer.

why the hpv would come from her and not him in the first place?

i'd spit in her ass too tbqh

I hated the show

ROFLMAO FOR REAL

ANUS

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Because you're a faggot. That's okay though because Ass Aids is hip.

>When poor Dougie gets pushed into the pool while in a wheelchair

but if she has anal cancer. then she is supposed to also have vaginal cancer, unless she only do anal?

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You're a smart one. I like you.

FOR THE CHANCE

eating ass is the patrician's choice. you'll understand after you reach puberty.

>eat pussy
Cancer.
>eat ass
Cancer.
ffs... next you won't even be able to suck on a tit because it'll give you fucking cancer

Is that real?

Yes it's real.
>people.com/health/marcia-cross-anal-cancer-likely-same-hpv-strain-as-husbands-throat-cancer/

white people....

I watched midway through Season 3 or 4 then realised I'm wasting my time and stopped watching.

USE A FUCKING DENTAL DAM THAT PUSSY POISON!!!!!!

Roasters are disgusting disease machines

What do girls ass taste like?

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Like a rusty donut

like doody and butt stink

Use a finger to rub your own ass for 5 seconds and stick the finger in your mouth. That's how it tastes.

i liked it and the pc game was vidya kino
>t. 28yo boomer

yeah but would you eat her ass

what does anus cancer even means? what does it do to the body?

Eats at your ass

all these disease stories are ruining sex for me

and by that i mean all the kinky stuff i want to try if i ever had a gf

Is it really called "anal cancer" or is this media being jackass for clicks. Isn't it colon cancer or is that different?

The term “Anal Cancer” is used at multiple health websites, so I think it might be a genuine term, rather than a modification of something like “Rectal Cancer”, for click bait.
cancer.gov/types/anal/patient/anal-treatment-pdq

So her husband licked her pussy and got throat cancer, and then he transferred it into her anus by rimming her.

Wew

If you've never had sexual contact and plan to some day goto your doctor and get a HPV vaccine shot so you don't end up with these cancers.

Can you get cancer from sucking dicks?

if those dicks are infected with hpv, yes

So thats why jews promoting ass eating to everyone in america?

Uh theres like 50+ strains of HPV and vaccines only protect against 3.

If you've never had sexual contact but want to, try to find someone who's not a whore.

Anal cancer is cancer of the anus. Rectal cancer is cancer of the rectum. Colon cancer is cancer of the large intestine. They're all different body parts.

But Hollywood promotes blowjobs and anal sex. Most hound people are getting their sex education from porn.

I'd suck her tits for lupus

Shit like this is actually fucking frightening. Cancer from eating ass/pussy? What the fuck man, how do you do that shit without getting cancer.

never go down

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since normies are controlling media you never see it reported much, but anyone sexually active literally goes to the doctor more than once a month to get new drugs in order to cure or often just to keep their diseases in check. Like 99% of sexually active normies have herpes and they just shrug it off like it's normal

for hookups, sure
for serial monogamists and married people their lives are much cheaper

>actually does go down

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she would have been exposed to HPV from her husband's tongue probably in both her vagina and her anus but having HPV doesn't necessarily mean that you'll get cancer. in one location the HPV infected cells became cancerous but in ther other location they did not. it's just chance.

depends, if you marry someone that has had sex with 10 other people before you? herpes. Now you get herpes and it's NOT curable.

the jews at hbo did not show the cancer part in GIRLS

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I've eaten out a lot of girls from tinder and eventually got a genital wart which means I have HPV. then again I could have simply got it from nromal sex since you can catch it even from having the crotch-skin or vagina juices of an infected person touch your crotch skin. Yes, even if you wear a condom you can easily get HPV. HPV vaccines protect against some strains but not others. there is no way for a man to test that he has HPV , you'll only know when you get symptoms in the form of warts or cancer. Or there might be an expensive way of getting it done that my country's medical system doesn't provide for.

So some day I might get throat cancer and I've probably exposed women to HPV

This is why "safe sex" is a meme. If you want to avoid getting STDs the only way is to have sex with a virgin(s)

that's because Girls is cancer

have sex

dubs and you get a cute gf

HE EAT DA POO POO

I've had sex (including unprotected oral sex) with a bunch of tinder sluts and prostitutes and no herpes. I've even fucked black women and sluts who have fucked black men . if someone who has been such a degenerate, reckless piece of disgusting shit has managed to avoid getting herpes then it can't be that common.

>I've eaten out a lot of girls from tinder

jesus christ I will never understand normies

you have herpes you're just not aware of it.

You can get hpv just from being born.

Lmao you’ve caught shit it’s just dormant. It’ll all pop up when you turn 35 and your immune systems begins slowing down.

like cancer

This. I got it from a girl who fucked niggers. If you've fucked a white girl who has fucked niggers (which is pretty much all of them), then you 100% have some form of std.

I probably ate out dozens of tinder sluts before I settled down. It just feels right in the moment yknow

should of listened to patrice

it's called a dental dam or just use plastic wrap

stds is just natural selection at play, it is the darwin awards for sluts and men who want to please sluts for free.

Maybe she and her husband made out, then she sucked his penis, then he fucked her ass, transferring the HPV from his mouth to her anus.
If she cleaned her mouth out right after with the right kind of oral care products, it might have prevented her from getting oral HPV, and he probably washed his penis soon after as well.

Maybe she douched her pussy after sex, but not her anus.