This is your future. Deal with it

Elizabeth Banks is cute and I would sex her, anyone who disagrees has homosexuality

>Can travel at light speed
>Still use steel for your surgical tools

and lack genitals

Boring.

thanks.

The thing is this movie is not accurate to the story the guy told, he never said the aliens inflicted this kind of torturous treatment on him.

>Sir, we could use our laser scanner and find out everything we need to know about this alien species.
>LOLNO. Just stab his eyes and dick again

This. Also pee in my mouth too.

Why are ayys so mean

>why are humans so mean?
t. cattle

we're just ants to them so they don't even consider it mean

banter

X-com movie when?

>No niggers
seems based

I am sure they had better tech. They went alien medieval on his ass because he kicked the aliens face.

is story is basically what would happen if someone was lucid dreaming while in a hospital

What movie is this?

fire in the sky

They're just fucking around having fun. Travis was just a pussy and couldn't handle the bants.
Fire in the Sky.

BELIEVE IT OR NOT
GEORGE ISNT AT HOME
PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE
AT THE BEEP

I MUST BE OUT
OR ID PICK UP THE PHONE
WHERE COULD I BE?

BELIEVE IT OR NOT
IM NOT HOME!

just throw a glass of water at them bro

kek
underrated

>just develop a technologically super species in record time, find out what planet they're from, and stick needles up their dick bro

What are some real-life alien kino?

>Guarapiranga Reservoir Mutilation Case

>Perhaps one of the most famous cases of an apparent case of mysterious, inexplicable human mutilation occurred in Brazil in 1988. At the the Guarapiranga Reservoir was found the body of a man that was in a very strange state indeed. Although it was determined that the person had been dead for several days, there was no smell when it should have been redolent with the stench of decay, no noticeable decomposition, and there was no sign that the body had been fed upon by scavengers or even insects. Upon his body were found to be numerous smooth round holes, and the man’s lips, eyes, tongue, and ears had been cut away with expert precision, not torn or ragged in any way. Other tissue and organs had been removed as well for reasons unknown, and there were other anomalies in addition to all of this. The coroner tasked with examining the body would later say of it:

>Although the victim had been dead for 48 to 72 hours there was no sign of being eaten by animals or starting to rot, as would be expected. There was no smell. Bleeding from the wounds had been minimal. The lips and flesh from the face had been cut away. The eyes, ears, and tongue had been removed. Neat round holes, one to one and a half inches in diameter, had been made on the shoulders, arms, head, stomach, and anus and tissue and muscle had been extracted. The holes had not been made through which extensive digestive organs had been extracted. The scrotum, but not the penis had been removed, and all pubic hair had disappeared. The rectum had been cored out. Despite these devastating mutilations, there was no sign that the victim had been bound or had struggled in any way.

reocities.com/aliengrip/Mutilations/Guarapiranga2-En.htm

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You got anything else? It doesn't even have to be alien necessarily, just some actual horror or unknown spook real life kino like that.

In all honesty, I'm worried that if humans do make contact with aliens, they'll act like a bunch of Dark Eldar asswipes and go Joseph Mengele on our planet because it gets their pp hard.

It's the only explanation for probes that I can think off. They don't abduct us for science, they just think it's hot to stick metal poles up our asses.

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Is this a new JAV?

>Heh. They really freak out when you shove a hot piece of metal up this hole on the back end of them. It's funny looking. Let's do that a couple billion more time.

Great movie that I saw in the theater's, scared the living fuck outta me the first time I saw it.

Hey that's a half truth

This is the alien equivalent of driving around smashing mailboxes.

Sneed

youtube.com/watch?v=Yj-Aq6XEbH0

youtube.com/watch?v=YWTwbJgIoFE

The easiest answer to Fermi's Paradox is: we're alone.

That's it.

Easiest answer is that interstellar travel is too complicated. There's just too much damn space and not enough raw matter to traverse it realistically. I have no problem believing thousands of alien species have progressed to the point of our current technological status and probably beyond, but ultimately went extinct without ever settling beyond their home planet like we likely will.

why are their machines always shown to be messy and goey and unclean when in reality they would probably understand germs and microbes better then we ever could

>and all pubic hair had disappeared
>brazil
I don't think we need to blame ayys for this one part though

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Its the equivilent of our Dubs or Baneposting.

that the opposite of true, thats the most complicated answer to it,
because its leads into the larger question of why are we alone.
to believe there is no alien species at all in the entire vastness of the universe is so against probablity that you cant even put it down on paper.
so either we are somehow lucky enough to be the sole planet out of the countless trillions, where our planet just happened to have everyhting go right, from being just the right distance from the sun down to managing not to get his by an asteriod or planetary body. and no other planet managed to do so despite the odds being in the billions that there are planets exactly like ours. or there has to aliens species out there.
number do no lie. the probability of us being alone in the universe is so low that its insane to think otherwise

whether their running aorund in flying sauces or some fucked up space cows munching on far away space grass is another matter.

That link doesn't work.

Do you think the dmt kicked in

I've seen this scene before but I DON'T KNOW WHAT MOVIE THIS IS.

Help me out anons!

wtf are they trying to learn?
there is nothing that you could not learn about humanity by just observing or simply coming down and asking

fire in the sky

All those surgical instruments look oddly terrestrial

I think they were extracting something from him. These ayys are probably the niggers of the galaxy anyway. Did you see how messy and unkempt their ship was?

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just (alien) guys being (alien) dudes

>They don't abduct us for science, they just think it's hot to stick metal poles up our asses
honestly if i had the vast power to travel across the interstellar space i too would abduct random hicks and analy rape them

They also kept that guy in their ship for 5 days without giving him food or water and just dropped him off in the middle of no where naked. Fuck those guys

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What was that movie where they were trapped on the ship with these weird human aliens but it turned out they were underwater? Fuck that was a scary one.

Total BS. Real aliens use big dildo size anal probes. This guy probably just suffers from sleep paralysis.

>Galactic News Report: [Fire in the Sky Aliens] found abusing animals (again) today. More to this story tonight at 10 p.m.
>DEY JUST NEED MO SPACE BUCKS FOR DEM SPACE AFTER SCHOOL PROGRAMS

>No Mr. Alien, please, don’t shove more probes up my ass.
>No way, gaylord.

Pandorum I think?
youtube.com/watch?v=9q42L4XNVhQ

Can travel between the stars but ridiculously over-engineer a needle.

I made a pissy pants for this movie, bro. Damn.

Reminder that this would never happen

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I remember watching this with my friend and his dad when I was very young and it terrified me and scarred me for a while

Damn, you got the webm with sound?

I remember after watching this shit I got phobia of aliens for all my kids days, it's very traumatizing to see this shit when you are 5 or 6

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meant to quote OP

You haven't considered the possibility that an essential component of their experiment was to instill fear in their human subject. To that end, they designed a device (prop) maximally designed to evoke the emotion in their test subject.

wtf can you gain by that?
also why not use some nano machine bullshit instead of sticking needles in to his eyes

Bad-ass

>harvests your endocrine
psh, nothing personnel, terran

Flight of the navigator did it better.

Thanks...

>HUMANITY FUCK YEAH!!
>THAT'S RIGHT WE BREATH OXYGEN, DRINK WATER, EAT DEAD ANIMALS (AND SOMETIME EVEN ADD SPICE!!), FIGHT EACH OTHER BECAUSE WE LIKE WAR AND EVEN HAVE DISEASES

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easiest answer based on probability is that we're being cloaked.
and this is the reason

Why do people believe aliens exist?

Why don't you believe that they exist?

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The easiest answer to Fermi's Paradox is that space travel is really really really really really really fucking hard.
Everything is so unbelievably far away from everything else that there just isn't a way that exists in physics for planets in different solar systems to communicate their existence to each other.

absolute cringe

>We can't figure it out, so there's now way civilizations that are thousands or millions of years older than we are could.

I believe they exist because the universe is stupidly huge. It would be incredibly improbable for us to be the only life in the universe.

this is some existenz shit

I don't remember this scene in the Cutting Edge.

You act as if there's a solution to space travel out there to be discovered and we just haven't found it yet.
But it's very possible that there isn't a solution. Physics just doesn't allow for some things to exist. Like perpetual motion devices.
The lightspeed barrier is a fucking bitch and there may be no way for us to break it.

I am groot

>planets in different solar systems to communicate their existence to each other

it's not that hard if you just want to communicate your existence and not go there physically. It's just a few light years, we could send each other messages with lightwaves or whatever and get answers and conversations by the time the US votes for another president

there are already viable solutions to travelling at superliminal speeds we just lack the technology for creating and controlling the energy required

Nice. Very interesting

t. misanthrope

we used to have daily "HUMANITY FUCK YEAH" threads on this site. it's crazy how things change

The problem is the inverse square law.
The intensity of electromagnetic waves gets exponentially weaker with distance.
Any electromagnetic broadcast we send out would very quickly become so weak you couldn't distinguish it from cosmic microwave background radiation.

I'm just hoping people in the future won't be so stupid to befriend and let aliens settle the planet. A successful V scenario would surely be the end of our species.
Or fall into some shit meme like ayy pussy.

>possible
>may not
>yet
Exactly. Just because we aren't smart enough doesn't mean someone else isn't. Doesn't mean it is definitely possible either, but assuming we understand best how the universe works is total hubris.

Aliens are more likely to visit Earth for sex tourism reasons than for some kind of invasion or anything else.

no we didn't

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What would we even talk to aliens about?
My hope is that the first message any alien species receives from us is just a banepost.

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yes we did shut up you dumb faggot nigger

fuck i loved watching this movie when i was 10 years old

i've been here longer than you whippersnapper

Watching this as a kid helped me realize this is one of my many fetishes. After becoming a major perv and getting so turned on every time I rewatched this scene, I've grown disappointed after trying to look for every detail and finally realizing that the aliens never ripped his underwear off. Sure he's humiliated, covered in alien grease, and crying for mercy, but he's not nude, and that takes so much of the joy out of it all after so many years.

The fuck is this shit

Maybe the goo is a type of germicidal substance?

we already sent signals on certain wavelenghts and shit that can reach a potential planet intact.
yeah, the first messages will be probably random shit because we don't know their language and they don't know ours. Depending on the distance, where we have to wait for the next message and so on, and given that we will have our most intelligent minds trying to figure out their language, the initial random meme period may take up to hundreds of years or longer. Given that the aliens are also interested in figuring this shit out too and not just bullshitting.
Then comes the period of exchange of knowledge, probably.
have you been molested as a kid you perv

Thumbnail looked like Japanese porn.

i've been here for the better part of 13 years. yes we fucking did

I'm sitting here laughing to myself about some advanced alien race that could decipher our language but not understand anything related to our culture reading"the masketta man" and just going, "What the fuck?"

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when

>but ultimately went extinct without ever settling beyond their home planet like we likely will.
Ooo ouch that stings a bit

You forgot to mention how the coroner's report determined that he basically died from shock experiencing the excruciating pain of all this while still being conscious

Here's a working link: bedtime-stories.uk/project/guarapiranga-reservoir-mutilation

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They just internal genitals. In their armpits.

based tool poster

>Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa,
Did a slow-mo Matrix descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin' pants!"

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We would know if there was an alien civilization spanning the stars because you can hide shit in space. Simple radio would have already reached us since

>can't hide
Also even with .99 light speed it would still take generations to travel to other stars with habitable worlds. So spaceship bound living is the future

>implying they aren't just ZOG using black projects

Why do they rip off his pants in this scene?

Somehow human mutilation in Brazil doesn't seem all that inexplicable.

they might just be perves or weirdos
implying FTL travel is difficult for everybody, or that steel isn't really good

Yeah sure, nobody would care about that case if it was just another mutilation case in a shithole like Brazil, the problem is the surgical precision that you wouldn't expect from your average brazillian monkey.

t. doomer

here is a terrifying thought for you. What if a hugely advanced spaceship get´s damaged somehow while traveling the universe and crashlands on the home planet on a farley primitive civilization. they now got FTL travel but still all the other primitiv needs for conquest and resources

I think 40k and Halo got it right.
If we meet aliens they either see us as nothing but playthings or see our existence as an affront to their religion and will try to whip us out

Sleeping in an oxygen tent for sexual powers?

Sounds like a pretty childish and cringe take bro.

I prefer the other slightly more difficult answer to Fermi's Paradox that any civilization that makes it to the point of space travel will either split the atom shortly before or after and almost certain nuclear war will blast civilization forever out of the silicon age.

If Russia and the United States actually had pressed the button during the Cold War, there would literally be nobody left in either country who could put together a computer. We'd have to fucking learn to make computers from scratch by a population that doesn't know the first fucking thing about engineering computers.

I believe that we're living through the galactic "best case scenario" in that we haven't nuked ourselves to oblivion. And if nukes don't get a civilization, I'm willing to bet rampant climate change will. In only 30 years we managed to make the planet a place that is so hot the last time it was this hot humans literally did not exist. 30 years if you're not paying attention can easily allow shit off the rails. It's not difficult to imagine a world where every country on a fully colonized alien planet behaves as modern-day Brazil and skullfucks the planet even faster than we have.

Or take Rome. It's a fucking miracle we surpassed the technology of Rome AFTER the fall of Rome.

God, the answers to Fermi's Paradox are fucking awesome.

I like the answer Dead Space presents which is that every other species has already been killed/absorbed by Xenomorphs and Earth is the only planet left

>whats that paragraph from?

I suppose that's the logical conclusion to the Necromorphs.

The premise that dead organic matter is animated and uses Markers to evolve animal life so that they can build more markers and start the cycle again is completely stupid however.

The easiest answer is we just can't detect them yet.
Also a potential answer to the dark matter problem.
Most of the Galaxy is dyson spheres that use all the excess heat we're told is impossible to hide for energy.

I only know how the third game ended; didn't play it myself. Did they really let Earth get eaten and ended the universe right there?

Pretty much, the last shot is Isaac and Carver showing up at Earth and the communications are just Necromorph screaming and then the moon rises into view already attacking Earth. Different Moon appears in front of them and fade to black

Reminds me of one of the endings from Critical depth
youtu.be/AIcHfhiR5mk?t=177

Why do I get the impression this scene wouldn't be allowed if it was a woman on the table?

Fucking dad made me watch this when I was a young child and scared the shit out of me.

Then gave me IT as a present on VHS.

Then made me watch exorcist and he would crab walk into my bedroom screaming.

He was a good shit though.

>civilizations that are thousands or millions of years

civilizations barely last centuries

>interstellar prion disorder gets transmitted to earth
>kills all of humanity in a month
Yes, humans sure are bad ass.

I already sleep in a tent to gain sexual powers.

Something the government doesn't want you to know!

Anyone posting this retarded reddit meme is the clown everyone else is laughing at

>when they core ur rectum out
dammit not again

Would you?

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Op his actual story is way more interesting than what HW churned out.
He met 2 different ayys.
youtube.com/watch?v=g_LcA0N2uLY

KEK

There here.

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Would they be able to man the ship without reverse engineer and becoming more advanced in the process?

Here's a counter thought to you.
If we are able to send objects back into the past, and we send a computer to the stone age. Does it mean people of the stone age can now use computers?

they have the decency to cover up the dude dick

sci-fi writers are total fucking hacks

i've seen brazilians do crazier shit to each other

tumblr version of WOT IF

I wonder why these ayys look kinda asian almost.

this meme is forced

i dont think you understand how vast and empty outer space is
not even lightspeed travel is a fraction of enough to make planetary travel viable

This is pretty decent for something made in the 70s

Why do americans wear cowboy hats in the night?

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would i!

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>Brazil
>Human Mutilation
>Torture to the extreme
>Brazil

Yeah somehow this isn't anything unusual over there. The favela gangs are on par with the cartels when it comes to atrocities.

Even low level thugs rob celebrities and athletes there.

Imagine Aliens landing on Earth and asking to be brought to our Leader the Masked Man

alien lore and alien sci-fi is just a metaphorical representation of the human birthing process. Humans are ripped out of their mother's womb, a safe place. They are delivered to a room full of light and touched by people with masks. Those doctors represent the aliens.

It takes a long time for humans to learn that those doctors were "helping" them.

In reality, humans shouldn't be birthed in rooms. They should be birthed in nature.

based schizoanon

they use local materials and adapt local tech for fear of reverse engineering

Aliens are trannies who don't dilate.

Maybe we'll eventually be wiped out by space bugs. They don't even need any form of intelligence. They've just been around for billions of years and come in such an incredible quantity that we don't have the resources to ever kill them.

>he surgical precision
So a surgeon did it. Or someone with surgical training.
> that you wouldn't expect from your average brazillian monkey.
Brazil is precisely the sort of place where a sociopath who wanted to practice vivisection would go to conduct his work undetected.

It's not schizophrenia. It's real. People shouldn't be born in cold bright rooms. This makes babies scream. When babies are born in nature, they don't cry as much. The process is smoother. Plus, women nowadays are fat slobs that can't give birth at all.

Yes, the doctors represent the aliens just as much as you 4channers represent aliens. We are all aliens to one another to some degree because we don't know one another that well.

That would require the Aliens to actually use radio waves. What if they never used radio waves to begin with because they discovered something else and we dont pick that cause we dont have the technology. Same goes for the Aliens why should they look out radio wave signals.

Either way, he was lying. It was all fake.

youtu.be/FUQMk9kXy38

why did they let him keep his clothes?
what if he was a concealed carry and killed all the aliens in that room?

>BANE?
>some years later...
>aye.

or maybe its because alien dissection experiments are assumed to be similar to real surgeries with lights, masked men, and all?

there should another needle coming out of the needle in an infinite loop

Why isnt there any kino where WE are the eldritch horror aliens to another planet?

There's probably aliens posting on Yea Forums RIGHT NOW

Could work as a comedy I guess.

There was a Twilight Zone episode like that.

Watership Down is mostly what you're looking for, but with animals instead of aliens.
The problem with the alien idea is, it can only work in a written story, because film would give the game away.

we're alone = someone (aka you know who) put us here

Planet 51 but it's animation and also a bad movie

District 9

That's so fucking hot, why do I find this so hot

Pretty much this, too

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They can't handle the banter.

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blah blah read a book retard
india, africa and china are to blame for whatever climate or pollution problems you think exist
if every continental american, european and australian stopped all carbon emmisions and magically did not produce garbage waste the world would still be ruined by third world pollutants that you can't and never will be able to do anything about. get over yourself.

last of the mohicans

maybe the real Yea Forums is the friends we made along the way

It’s not a metaphor, it’s the experience of people who have sleep paralysis.

How does sleep paralysis? When you are falling asleep, sometimes the body falls asleep while the mind is still conscious. When this happens, if people don’t know that it is perfectly safe, they may freak out when suddenly they can’t control their breathing and like they can’t get nearly enough oxygen. Personally, I’ve found if I accept that I’m safe, it takes a few seconds and then the feeling of needing to breath goes away entirely, and I can enter pleasent, but weird lucid dreams. Anyway, another possibility when sleep paralysis occurs is that the fear part of your brain kicks on the afterburner and you feel absolute terror. This is accompanied by the feeling of suffocation from before as well as terrifying lucid dreams that do a lot to convince you that you are awake. They usually take place in your bed and have you frozen and choking while satan stares at you sitting on your chest real as day.

But, another very common night-terror to have while experiencing sleep paralysis is to, while rigidly frozen, float out of your bed and then out of your window. And, one very common way for this scene to be followed up is for your body to float to an alien ship and be received by aliens who then examine you and experiment on you.

TL;DR: Ayylmaos are present in a common night-terror experienced by people with sleep paralysis

Oh, I thought it was a shot of a dead body under a sheet, didn't realize it was a clip from a shitty horror movie.

reminder that this whole scene was dramatized and none of this actually happened to Travis

>what if what if what if
please go get an education

>floating out of your window night after night by beings that people from virtually every country around the world have seen and described with striking similarity despite not knowing each other.

ITS JUST SLEEP PARALYSIS EARTHGOY

NOTHING GOING ON HERE.

honestly an incredibly pathetic trend.

>HUMAN DRINK ALCOHOL WHICH IS LITERALLY POISON.....FUK U ALIEN
*licks blood off knife*

tfw aliens discover us during '''pride''' month and just turn around and go in the opposite direction

Everything is potentially poison, it all depends on the quantities

>the probability of us being alone in the universe is so low that its insane to think otherwise
you miss the 'time' aspect. if we all die in a thousand years, the entirety of human history will have taken place in a cosmic instant. sure, loads of planets CAN support life and it's a given that some kind of life will be out there, but sentient civilizations may not exist for a million years, or died out a few million years prior.

sharing the universe with another thinking race is less likely than a person being hit by lightning while saving a fraternal twin from a shark attack

do you really want fat alien cock in your face while they operate on you?

HFY-posting is based because it triggers retards like you

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What kino is this?

Planet 51
It's also terrible

it was always cringe

you're doing a terrible job, haven't seen it in years. praise kek btw,

The Travis Walton movie (aka bullshit)

God this faggot talks so slow

yeah yeah here you go:
>(you)

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>aliens put shit in your mouth
it's just like posting on Yea Forums!

God made us user. The universe is our inheritance, from God. He did it so that we could grow and prosper.

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Why did they put shit in his mouth?

With a sex scene with a Viper. Or even better a rape scene where the insurgent gives in in the end and starts liking it.

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>all smiles

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So many on topic threads have been deleted and this clearly nsfw off topic garbage stays.

10/10 moderation
Good job janny faggot

This clip is from an actual theatrical film. Cry harder.

It's still extremely nsfw and this is a sfw board

t. Ayy Lmaoster

What's his problem?

>striking similarity despite not knowing each other

That's Ancient Aliens tier of arguing you pathetic idiot.
Everybody knows the cliché image of an alien abduction without personally having to talk to somebody who was "abducted".
Secondly you ignore all the descriptions of alien abductions that DON'T match the formula. Lastly, the fact that people across cultures have similar ideas about certain supernatural entities has a blatingly obvious explanation (hint: Why, oh why, are they so often anthropomorphic in nature? Could it maybe the case that HUMANS are similar and share similar delusions and psychological and neurological phenomena?)

Cartel with a laser beam. Next.

not really.

there are a few good guesses. first amongst them is the age of the universe.

it is less than 14 billion years old. which is really nothing in how long the universe you be around. a good order of magnitude guess for the big crunch is 100 billion years from now.

we really are only at the very beginning of the universe's lifespan.

interstellar travel is likely very hard. the distances between places is really, really, far. the energy required for travelling these distances is likely, very very high. either you go the long way and you need to speed up and slow down, which takes a long time and a lot of energy, or if you can travel in space by warping space time, you're going to need a lot of energy, energy like that produced over the entire lifespan of our sun.

combine those two and you have a pretty good answer for why we haven't been contacted by aliens.

Bruh who told Groot to do this?

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Keep head warm

>the great filter hypothesis is pretty interesting.
>general AI is likely a barrier too.

>india, africa and china are to blame for whatever climate or pollution problems you think exist

this is just a non truth. Currently China is the highest contributor to greenhouse gases, closely followed by the united states, Russia and then you have India. Africa or combined Africa doesn't even make the list.

The USA has been either at the top of that list, or second on that list for decades (before 1990) and has done almost nothing to curb its emissions in any meaningful way.

China is, despite being the highest consumer of coal in the world, actually ahead of schedule on meeting their Paris 22020 emissions track. Now, that level isn't really sufficient, but it's what the world agreed to, and while their emissions rate is rising, it's not rising as quickly as it used to.

India is actually also way ahead of schedule for their Paris 2020 emissions quota. Its currently up in the air if they're going to pursue the new coal plants that they have planned, because the price of renewable energy power plants has fallen so far.

Australia has, while only contributing a fraction of the global emissions, one of the highest rates of CO2 emissions per person. That trend has only gotten worse in recent years with their change in government around 2012. Which has seen them completely reverse their emissions reduction trend.

Now, If you want to talk about historial contributions to global warming. The USA has been one of the highest and for decades, from the 1990s onwards until it was overtaken by China. There is absolutely no-one else to

Imagine they cut a hole for his cock and just started sucking it haha that'd just be weird though

God I'd love to kick a grey in the head

Good answer

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What about when the little creatures engineer mega-warforms and giant death robots to offset their physical weakness?

Jesus Christ.
If I recall properly there was a case where they found a horse in a similar condition.
Based on how what little blood remained ran across the body they determined that it was stood up as it was dissected.
Many people who experience alien abduction say they are paralysed through some technological means.
Can you imagine not being able to move or close your eyes or even scream as this is happening to you?
Fuck this world man.

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Should have said *what little blood remained ran from the wounds

sauce of that hentai plz

We are on Earth because we are quarantined here.
The Solar System was ours.
Until -that- happened

god damn i can't wait to kill alien niggers

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Nothing about that case is normal m8.
You're ignoring a lot of the evidence to make your theory work.

lmao, is that him? How is he not rotten lol? He is literally black

>boohoo it's nsfw!!
Faggot

Or it could be that there are humanoid aliens out there.

I wish someone would make a movie about our reptilian and mammal ancestors.
They bred with one another and created the three races, with each one having a home planet. Earth was the last one to be colonized by the humans. There are no missing links of hominids-all of the fossils found here are just test runs to see if the Earth was habitable. Generations go by and we think what we call The Earth is the whole planet. Turns out it's just a round patch of land on the top of a giant planet, with the continents looking like the UN flag.
We terraformed the land with an artificial sun millions of years ago.
Why did we end up on Earth?
Because of a scientist releasing a virus in the female population which is causing them to regress to their reptilian past ancestors' appearence and going wild. Virus spread on all planets and moons, causing interplanetary civilizational colaps. The planets look wasted because of the wars and the weapons used on the femin demons. Last survivors of humanity land on the (terraformed small patch of land we now call) Earth.

Thousands of years pass. Untill one day in present day the virus appears again...

N-no..

God dam creepy ass Jews

WE ARE THE ALIENS
WE ARE IN SPACE, REMEMBER?

umm do advanced alien like forms with faster then light travel lack sedatives?

Looks burned

probably the best alien/ufo flick ever made, hand prints on the window scene scared the shit out of me

There aren't that many because it would be harder to write than the reverse. You'd either have to write it from the perspective of some alien culture which would make it really hard to pull shit out of your ass and have it sound convincing or you'd have to write it in the perspective of some dick human who was an asshole torturing aliens.

This my fellow earthlings

WHAT IF WE WERE THE ALIENS ALL ALONG?

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Literally this

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>Everybody knows the cliché image of an alien abduction without personally having to talk to somebody who was "abducted"

except that is blatantly wrong. It's not as prevalent as you seem to think it is in pop culture.

>Secondly you ignore all the descriptions of alien abductions that DON'T match the formula

because widespread accounts of similar events ARE A GOOD THING. You don't take one guy's word about being taken by Gooplydoops from Uranus and call it a day. If It's the same story every single time from people all over the world, many of which have never seen or heard of the abduction phenomena in their entire lives, that is more indicative of a real phenomena. You think if it was all delusions that there would be so many similarities? No. There would be all kinds of aliens. Tall ones with blue skin and 50 arms, red ones with 1000 assholes.

>Why, oh why, are they so often anthropomorphic in nature

I like how the only explanation you can come up with is that it's human delusion. What do YOU think aliens should look like? I can guarantee whatever you have in mind is biologically impossible. There are a LOT of steps to get to space faring levels of intelegence. Having hands with witch to precisely manipulate things is one of them. Metalurgy is another and that rules out all aquatic life and most life on planets that are too cold from every being space faring races. You need a large brain, and having your sensory glands near said brain is the most efficient way, so eyes ears etc will be on the head where the brain is. Predatory animals are more intelligent and generally have binocular vision. the end result is a very humanoid looking being. Maybe it doesn't have the EXACT same biology as we do but them looking humanoid is not the least probable thing, in fact it's far more likely for other space faring races to look like us than not.

Imagine the government does a deal with an alien race allowing the abduction of some people but in actuality those aliens are just smugglers and salesmen that breached their planetary governments non-interference laws.

I've had sleep paralysis once when I woke up, I couldn't move and I ended up hallucinating there was an alien besides the bed, as it was ending I felt like my brain was being violently sucked out of my head through a vacuum tube.

The whole thing lasted a few seconds but it was fucking terrible.

That’d be awesome but they gotta include a scene where a sniper is 5 feet from a alien and misses twice in a row

FUCK AYYS

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>Nothing about what was reported about that case is normal m8.
Fixed that for you.

I don't know if this works for everyone, but...
If I feel like I'm about to have sleep paralysis, I just put some rain sounds on my phone and put some cheap headphones on, for some reason my brain never gets to that state and I eventually fall asleep.

>be sleeping
>suddenly think I'm under attack by a ninja (?)
>scramble for the window, peek through the blinders
>oh fuck he's right there looking at me
>take cover behind the bed, peeking over it at the window
>shit my hand is exposed to shuriken fire, grab a nearby backpack
>continue peeking at window for a whole minute before realizing I'm retarded

night terrors are fun. I'm glad I'm single though, imagine if that happened while I was sleeping with someone. I'm actually terrified of what could happen, one time I woke up and started punching the fuck out of the pillow on my side. What if it was a qt girl there instead of my pillow?

This movie is over 20 years old. Why is this scene being posted daily right now? Nobody ever talked about this film prior to a couple of days ago. Now it's turning into a forced daily meme like Baneposting.

I had a dream that took an eternity in-universe about aliens keeping humanity in brain jars with hearts, eyes and maybe other organs attached to use us for computing while fully aware and for torture.
Obviously it was my fault that the aliens took over and because of my role the aliens at some point allowed all other humans to finally die while I was kept in something like a zoo where visitors regularly scared me due to my immobility.
At some point the alien planets life went slowly extinct so they launched me into the nothingness of space with my heartbeat settings set to the absolute maximum. All stars slowly went out while I was the last being for yet another eternity.

Someone is trying very hard to start a meme/creepypasta

>What if it was a qt girl there instead of my pillow?
Literally did that to my ex once. She had to hold me down to wake me

Threadly reminder that all alien abduction fantasies are sexually repressed homosexual men trying to make sense of the cognitive dissonance after their first anonymous same sex hook up.

threadly reminder Jewliens are represed gays.

Pretty fucking metal.

Now THAT's Lovecraftian kino.

>Centuries of "PUNY EARTHLINGS, AYYS STRONG, HUMANS WEAK"
>You:...
>Very recent trend of having humans maybe not be total jobbers
>You:" REEEEEEEEE"

>Would they be able to man the ship without reverse engineer and becoming more advanced in the process?
they definitely would have to reverse engineer it to some extent to fully use it. the problem is the advancement in technology simply would be to rapid and only in certain technological fields.
sure they now know how to fly for example but they have zero idea how to build a society without the need of new resources.
>If we are able to send objects back into the past, and we send a computer to the stone age. Does it mean people of the stone age can now use computers?
not right away but eventually they should be able to figure it out. as long as the computre doesn´t get destroyed. then again depends on what the computer can do. if it doesn´t offer the caveman anything useful it will probably be forgotten and abandoned for millennia

>They should be birthed in nature.
wouldn´t that just drive up Infant mortality and endanger the life of the mother with infections?

I guess because the next step of technology is bio-engineering? bio machines which can self repair themselves and digest all kinds of fuel into energy does sound more advanced then classic machinery

You should write horror, user. That is deeply unsettling, and I say that as someone who read the entirety of Lovecraft and Ligotti and slept like a baby after each story.

these are demons torturing a dude in hell, not aliens

maybe aliens tried to visit us in the past but all died of horrible disease so the galactic community decided to guaranteed the entire sun system
even going so far as to surround us with signal blockers

we don't know the answer m8, we can't be alone, the universe is too fucking big, trillion of planets, billions of stars, we can't be alone, the big problem i think is, the distance, the space is too fucking big and even with light speed you need millions of years to travel only 1 galaxy. A scary question, why there are voids without a lot of stars?

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>A scary question, why there are voids without a lot of stars?
Nothing scary. It's just a Pareto distribution of matter.

I bet a jew wrote this sick perverted scene

twisted minds those people have

or maybe some ayy lmaos eat stars for breakfast.

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it would ease the pain some

Fuck x*nos

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BASED

Its going to be the motherfucking bald eagle from the emblem of the US & A

Then a fucking hippie cunt will let a dove fly over our parade, the ayylmaos think it's an act of war and we get into a motherfucking fight of our lives

They're spirits masquerading as aliens

based but more importantly redpilled

>professional surgery
>brazil

this isn't aliens, this is literally an escaped nazi

lol don't forget to take your meds gramps

oxygen doesn't oxidize shit in your body. thats completely false. It CAN occur as a result of a fuck up in the electron transport cycle, but your body has oxidase or some shit to reduce the oxidizes shit back to water, even BACTERIA have this ability, so oxygen doesnt kill you and her professor is fucking retarded

Nazis used technology from atlantis aliens that Hitler remembered.

How do I gain such power?
youtube.com/watch?v=U7cJX8p6XSk

What was this supposed to be? An armor? A space suit? I don't get it.

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Dunno but it looks cool

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What movie is this?

Fire in the Sky

problem child 2

I like HFY that has Earth be a literal fucking death world to most other aliens and we're just like "wait what but this is fine"

call me a cringelord but human exceptionalism is fucking based

There was a period in the Roman Empire that was much hotter than today

It's really refreshing to see. I how so many movies, tv shows, cartoons, and games make humans the weakest and dumbest and less advanced in a universe full of aliens. I want a story where humans have their own strength that many other aliens don't have. Instead it's always just MUH HUMAN SPIRIT.

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I'd like a space setting where most aliens are evolved prey animals from lower gravity worlds, so they're really tall and dainty and have typical prey animal traits like eyes set on the sides of their heads, etc.

And then there's first contact with humans and the aliens look at this short, squat and brutish creature that can literally pick up weights an olympic ayy deadlifter would struggle with... with one hand. And say he's just an average human being

Vacbeds are fun, yea