>mfw quadriplegic with no cute girl to take care of me
Any kinos for this feeling?
Mfw quadriplegic with no cute girl to take care of me
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very kino indeed
Me before you was a good kino experience
Everyone said that this movie was good, but I couldn't get into it.
Could be that I wasn't in the right frame of mind, maybe.
Going to give it another go later.
>Everyone said that this movie was good, but I couldn't get into it.
what was wrong with it user
I thought the same thing. Beginning is rough but it turns into kino later
Me before you is good eyebrow kino
idk but man i cant stand that actress, shes so unbelievably cute
The ending was a bit rough though
the ending unironically subverted my expectations
enjoy
What did cleaning his shit up twice day do for her eyebrows?
Oh wow, I also don't really enjoy that actress but wew she is very thicc and beautiful
>mfw no quadriplegic user to take care of
So many cute moments
indeed
Yeah, im thinking she’s cute
My wife really liked the movie, she called it "kino" ha ha
What a Shockingly great actress, people should be more careful when casting
Made me feel GOT ruined her
she could have not been a YAS SLAYQUEEN joke
that double jump what the fuck
ha ha post more maternal Emilia
i feel bad for Longbottom
I'd like to imagine this was her reaction to getting the part
Only in our dreams... sigh
Couple of my lads were telling me its not worth the watch because the main actress in it is extremely pure and precious but I gave it a go anyways and to my shock it really was amazingly cute
>you will never have a Emilia wife and child
Anyone remember the thread where some quaddie user actually revealed himself and answered a bunch of questions about how he posts to 4chinz?
imagine she made you eat her our because your quadrospazzed dong didn't work
IM ACTING
Yes she is annoyingly cute. I DEFINITELY don't like her at all. AT ALL. Definitely not. I would never keep a folder of her on my computer. Ever. I mean can you imagine? haha
God what a disgustingly perfect actress, how on earth could she ever get any roles
How did he post?
ahaha yea that would be ridiculous for you to do buddy hahaha
What a stupid Roll!
I don't ever want to feel like that again...
Jealous of a cripple
Yes you are emilia
She's playing herself in this movie
I need to watch this movie finally because i will get spoiled it all by all the webms. But right now im gonna sleep..
Wow, the actress in this movie sure is small.
Yeah, that would be crazy ha ha
God those Emilia fags are just awful
omg she looks very dangerous!
I want Amelia to rub her feet on my face
emilia clarke is shite
>Amelia
We are the ecg. /got/, as you know it, is over. We will add your shitposting to our own. Resistance is futile.
I saw Emilia Clarke at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “It's fine! I don't mind at all!”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she cut me off and laughed and pulled me in for a selfie. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her laugh and wave at me as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” She turned around and said "I'm so sorry! I'm so scatterbrained, I didn't mean to!"
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she realized she had forgotten her credit card in her car. I offered to pay for the Milky Ways and she said "Wow, you're so sweet!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I will never wash my face again.
Based and cutepilled
based cuck paying milky ways for a millionaire actress
It really subverted my expectations as well
kino eyebrows
list of her awfully good films
Great Tier
>GOT
>Me Before you
>Dolce & Gobana - The One (Quando)
Good Tier
>Solo
>Terminator
>Voice in the stone
>Dolce & Gobana (street version)
>London Uni video(good for early work)
meh Tier
>Shackled
>Triassic Attack
>that one episode of Doctors
>Futurama episode
>Thunderbirds episode
>Animals episode
>SNL cameo
>Lisa's Story - Samaratins
awful tier(mainly because northern accents)
>Spike Island
>Thunderbirds episode
don't even bother tier
>Don Hemmingway
>Robot Chicken episode
Can you tell me the length of some of them user
Daily dose
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Im in love with those eyebrows
normal movie length?
Most of then are over 2 hours or one hour and a half
I prefer this version only because it’s cuter
m.youtube.com
Thanks
Just curious cause I have roughly an 1 hour and 20 min to spend.
no problem bro
Who is she and why isnt she allowed to be posted here? I keep seeing threads about her getting deleted
She’s someone special
a certain janny of a certain persuasion
look at how juicy and yummy her arms are
Cute webm
>he made it through spike island
well done user
Why did she get into this dumb movie ? That's the least convincing quadraplegic I've met.
Carrier ruined.
What the fuck is wrong with her face. It annoys me.
This movie made 10x the budget user
the things i do for webms
What’s wrong? There’s nothing wrong with her face at all
If you ever make it through DH then you deserve all the praise you can get
She always looks like a child in the thumb for this image.
i started the user list by the "don't even bother tier", I really regret this. 5 minutes of screentime and she had a nigga child
I smiled, fuck...
Yes that was my list, and I have to say DH was the fucking worst of all of them
why is DH so atrocious? i never watched it but everyone seems to hate it
I actually saw this movie. It was terrible.
>night shift hours
Did she leave a quadriplegic man out on the beach all night?
Anyone else going through Dany withdrawals? Just knowing that game of thrones is over and that i will never get to see Dany again hurts, dont get me wrong i love Emila i just miss Dany
as user said before you have to watch 1hr and 30 min of trash just for 5 min or her only to be shown she has a niglet child
Holy Mother of God she's such cute wife material
shit wrong webm
Yes it’s so fucking bad after 8 years of keeping up with the character
Especially after what they did to her, it’s sad knowing the last we will see of dany is a half assed scene in a joke episode
Im gonna miss her
They fucked up the whole series and she's the only character I give a shit about now
skipping that one then. christ.
i need her to suck me off
if you are truly dedicated then its worth it, I suppose it was still better than the 3 seconds in a robot chicken episode
Night King should have killed everyone. there was no way to get a satisfying ending than that. D&D painted the White Walkers as the biggest threat of Westeros and they gave a 180 and did that shit with Arya
LOOK AT THIS FUCKING WASTED KINO
>Emilia Clarke and Seth MacFarlane dated from July, 2012 to March, 2013. Emilia Clarke is rumored to have hooked up with James Franco in Jun 2013. Emilia Clarke is rumored to have hooked up with Jared Leto in Jan 2014
You told me she was pure. Why hast thou forsaken me, Yea Forums?
FUCK YOU DANYFAGS
whore who leaves husband the movie
Everything would’ve been better than what was given it’s too fucking rushed and open with too many cliffhangers
And Jai Courtney and Kit Harrington. What do you bet she'll date the hapa she's co-starring with on that elf movie? I hate to say it lads... But I fear she may be a thot
>husband
what on earth are you talking about
she never had an relationship that lasted more than some months, maybe she's a whore after all
>kit harrington
he wishes
Danybro too, huh? It was bad the first week, I couldn't think about anything else. I didn't give a shit about the show that much, it just bothered me that it became canon that Dany was dead forever and never got to be happy. The kikes fucked her over good. But Emilia cured my sadness. I'd say wait for the books but the reality is you can't hold the Fatman to his promises. You're better off writing your own ending.
I really do miss her lads
So many lads, lads
There's a lot of ways the night king could've lost and it still be satisfying, they didn't put any effort in at all
stop posting lewds of Em, please user
>salsa and aryas careers are now as dead as d&d's reputation
based emilia won in the end
Watch this become a thing, Mark my words
she was never with jon though. thats a photoshoot
nah i doubt this
Fucking Jared Leto? When he was "method acting" as the joker he sent cast members used condoms. Used. Condoms.
pretty sure that dude in the upper right is an out of the closet gay
I dunno user, looks like he's about to slip her the tongue
Looks straight to me
shield your eyes wholesome lads!
2 of the men she dated have been gay and 1 cheated on her. Not sure if this means anything..
she just wants to be loved, and they all couldnt handle her energy
>"upper right"
>bottom left
need to give her fucks
Do you think they dated for a few months afterwards?
Not sure about the first guy, but i could kill the other 3 with a single punch. not even joking
no. she was already dating James Franco
>The men dating that celebrity I'm obsessed with are gay - DEFINITELY gay
Do you have any idea how insane that sounds?
are you trying to imply here MacFarlane isn’t a homosexual
Are you trying to imply that every guy Emilia dates is gay or unfaithful?
Im not implying anything, im just asking if you consider MacFarlane to be a Heterosexual Male
I was neutral on her at the beginning and the last 2 seasons and hated her in the middle because her storyline was so boring and disconnected from everything else.
Despite that I still had a weird sort of empty feeling after the last two episodes. Like I felt sad for the character just out of how botched her whole plotline was. Though that could apply to pretty much every character by the end too.
What the fuck, I thought this dude was paralyzed? Emilia truly is a miracle maker.
Maybe he's bi? I always thought Franco was a bit of a twink but he hit off with Emilia pretty well. He tried to pick up that 16 year old, but I guess Emilia was a decent replacement
She swore off dating actors after being a beard for two homos
Turns out fucking your costar heals paralysis
>only dates white guys
could she be more based?
also
putting aside her personality, female nature still applies to her, had to said it
Pretty sure he’s a huge poofter
Don’t know anything about franco and her to say though, but mcdowell cheated on her in a dating app
>"Everyone she dates is gay, that's the problem!"
>"I could offer her so much more"
You belong together, you also have brain damage
MacFarlane is a homo though
I don’t know about the rest but trying to imply MacFarlane is straight is pure bullshit
Lets be honest honest emila is a hot rich and famous women how many guys do you think she has fucked already? Im betting at least in the in the double digits
MacFarlane is bisexual
So a poofter, thanks for answering my question
Between 10 and 15
lips are closed
This. It is known
At a MINIMUM user. She's ranked in like the top most beautiful women in the world for fucksakes. Brad Pitt almost won her in a charity auction - wtf do you think she's doing on a Friday night?
She seems like the kind of girl that searches for love and romance more so than sex. She probably has high expectations and these narcissistic fags she dates are too in love with themselves to devote 100% to her.
So maybe he shared Emilia with his bf
When are you publishing this fanfiction
>Pretty sure he’s a huge poofter
hes been caught trying to hook up with underage girls on (tinder?)
>poofter is also a pedo
Imagine my shock
That's just the hollywood initiation ritual
>"And I base that on absolutely nothing but my feelings"
Pull it together, user. She was living in the skin of her character and acted accordingly
>obligatory dancing on your mental illness
Which is why Emilia made an excellent replacement
FRICK cripples
you know poofter means gay right? and the underage people he was talking with was a girl, so...
and what do you base this if not entirely on your feelings as well?
its the pot calling the kettle black
So what? If you take it in the ass you’re gay, no amount of mental gymnastics can change that
Plus dating underaged girls is just routine in the hollywood society
It's alright, user. They want to ignore what's obvious
>S08E05 airs
>Khaleesi loses millions of fans irl
>gains thousands of fans on Yea Forums and /ECG/
Did D&d mean for this to happen?
Sounds like you have a hard time coping with your closeted homosexuality
Femcel Hitler is so fucking cute it's not funny
100-300
ugly girls hit only double digits are you stupid
She's stated numerous times that she lived vicariously through daenerys
>If you take it in the ass you’re gay
well yeah, but the only one bringing up male assfucking is you. something on your mind, gayboi?
:( when she cry i cry
>obsessed with celebrity
>"she's p-p-erfect!"
>someone suggests she's not
>"y-y-you're gay!"
It's okay, user. You just have to accept that Emilia's a bit loose.
She's autistic, like me!
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You just said he was bisexual, how is it for you to assume he is not gay then
Cope harder trying to defend your partner gayboy, no matter if you date 1000000 women, if you date 1 guy you’re gay forever
And what does this statement has to do with any of your claims
Sounds like a case of mental gymmnastics
But MacFarlane is gay, you just claimed posts ago he was bisexual therefore gay
I don’t see how dating underages on tinder changes the fact that you once dated men
I'd pay 20 bucks for a kiss on the cheek from her.
>You just said he was bisexual
quote it retard. i was correcting your use of the word poofter.
how is a bisexual man not a poofter (a gay faggot)
so is she a ho or what? would make things easier
please frens, lay down your arms.. this is a wholesome place for emilia not for fighting
again. quote where i called him bisexual. or concede your retardation.
>ho
Why do you millennials talk like niggers?
SANSAFAGS BTFO
>*oof* i could really use a dragon bowl right about now
this is what happens when lewd posters and bf posters show up
you’re dodging the question now, how is a bisexual man not a poofter like you just needed to correct
She's a bit of a ho, lad
Because millennials are honorary niggers.
Everyone born between 1985 and 1995 is scum.
They are a generation of useless people.
>you’re dodging the question now
thats actually what youre doing. i'll take that as your concession, retard.
try harder next time
I hope the mods delete this one too you danyfags need to learn you are not welcomed here
careful lad... careful
>hey he’s not a poofter because he’s not gay
>shows he is bisexual
>no no no no point where i said it
never fail to disappoint
don't even bother thread mood has already died
>Sorry user, I have to go watch more Hitler videos for work.
brehs
>shows he is bisexual
feel free to quote where i said hes bisexual. until then youre ignored and officially retarded.
thanks for playing ;)
>"This is what happens when the truth gets out"
Anyone have that gif of kit being dom at the award show and instructing emilia to sit down against him?
Is this from Voice from the Stone?
Pure, it's like she never had a wild phase in her 20s
:3
>agreeing with the post who confirmed he was bisexual
>no you see thats not what i meant, I don’t agree with the entirety of his post
do you even read the posts you endorse
yes, full scene is here
i agree
powerful acting there by amelia
shes so small i could gobble her up
a thread full of posters with shit taste
A woman wont clean up after your shit and piss forever.
A quadraplegic man wont stay that attractive
It's okay, he dies before he gets ugly. Super cute.
post cold Emilia's
eyebrow asmr
Speaking of taste, how many cocks do you think she's tasted?
Would you die before you got ugly if you had an emilia caretaker?
To think she may have been different from the rest, what was I thinking?
She's dates in monthly cycles, so I'd probably off myself before she leaves me
>lol bro emilia is not for lewd
>she has taken at least 10 dicks
lolol
Actually, I'd be incapable of doing it myself, so I'd contact hospice while she's on a date with Jared Leto
Can’t you just like bite your tongue off
>agrees to do nudity
>agrees to a rape scene
>expecting her to be pure
cmon
She's committed to her art you smear campaigner!
her eyebrow acting was subtle in this clip
>rumored to have
>rumored to have
.
yeah, I'm thinking he's based
It's okay user. She mislead us sll
In all seriousness, was it rape?
You're absolutely right. Never again will I make the same mistake. They are all the same, no exceptions.
holy based, is that celeborn? holy shit everybody's seen emilia pussy lmao
>focuses on the two rumors
>ignores all the rest
If it quacks like a duck...
All this dating gossip shit. Go samefag somewhere else.
stop samefagging you cringe cunt
>not getting BLACKED explicitly is this boards standard on virtue
the ABSOLUTE STATE of emiliafags
plus she's in her early thirties user, she's been around the block. I'd wager around 30-50 cocks and that's a conservative estimate.
>jews
>white
yes you beta
She's a 30 year old woman living in a western country. 50 dicks is a small account. Take into account the fact that she's famous and travels a lot, we're easily reaching into the hundreds.
She's still perfect though.
>she's pure
>she only dated unfaithful guys
>she only dated gays
>your gay
>Stop samefagging!
Looks like you're reaching a breaking point, frendo
based Kit, I've never seen it but doesn't surprise me. How can one man be so based?
I thought that's why we called this /ecg/? Emilia Cock Goblin? Right?
exactly user. Also you have to take into account how sexually liberal and morally ambiguous theatre/artsy/hollywood people are.
are you for casualty a nigger? lmaao imagine being that subhuman
shes been with seth and the terminator guy, whatever
this is jew demoralization propaganda
>A survey was done by researchers at San Diego University on over 30,000 adults in the United States based on the amount of sexual partners they’ve had in their lifetime. Shockingly enough, millennials only averaged eight sexual partners, while Baby Boomers averaged 11, and those in Generation X had an average of 10 partners.
>These numbers vary largely on men and women too. According to the survey, women were more likely than men to report having had either one or no partners, and only about eight percent of some reported having slept with 20 or more partners, in comparison to 16 percent of men.
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Damn, 1 or 2 faggots in here are very jealous Emilia is popular with anons. SAD and gay.
You're right. I'm sure beautiful actresses with 13 million dollars have an average number of sexual partners. Definitely. Does that help you sleep easier?
It’s ok, hating makes them happy.. even now Emilia’s grace inspires happiness
just a beta would think calling out others beta is an insult kek
>and i base that on absolutely nothing at all
no lol incel keep coping bc your waifu is just like all the other roasties and that's a good thing
C O P E
waifu fags are pathetic tbqh
>"yeah... t-t-those fags should be as infatuated with my waifu. They're just jealous"
Holy fuck, are you Will Traynor? Because you have no spine
That's only cause generation x and millenials include a shitload of incels and permavirgins like myself. If you take virgins out of the equation, the remaining people would have a much higher n count.
Personally, I've resigned to being a loner forever, which I'm okay with, but if I ever get married, she would have to be a virgin. I accept this will likely not happen, and I'd rather be alone forever than marry a woman who is a whore. I just don't see women who have had sex outside of marriage as people and have no respect for them, so i can't imagine marrying one and sharing my wealth with her.
we survived jannies we survived mods we'll survive you
No, you're right, just common sense
Go back to your little gossip site, fag
(not you's for you)116215937
>incel coping waifu roasties
Leave your mom's basement kiddo, then get back and re-read my post
>here’s a study proving your argument is wrong
>yeah whatever makes you sleep easier at night
>They're attacking a celebrity I have delusions of dating
>How should I respond?
>"Yeah? Well you're g-g-gay!"
Swing and a miss
I'm sure the control group was filled with multimillionaire starlets
here's the deal user. I hate waifu fags on principle. I used to get into these threads to just shitpost because it was the thing to do since thrones ended. But then, I started getting comfort in /emg/. Her smile, her attitude. I've already watched me before you twice. I'm good with women but i swore off women this year to get my shit together. Recently I've received bad news that has led me into a spiral of depression. Shitposting on tv became my solace. And I guess, shitposting against emiliafags considring I am one is a form of practicing my self hatred. I don't know why I do it. So there.
this is next level cope
>millenial women are whores
>but this study shows that boomers had more partners than millenials
>i only meant actresses :^)
This was actually the first /ecg/ where I've shitposted. Half of these posts are mine. It just feels good destroying something beautiful
where do i subscribe
I've actually been posting positive stuff since the first /ecg/, have a big collection. I created the first gif of this before somebody turned it into a webm
>punished emiliabro
Didn't expect this desu
We all go a little mad sometimes
Hear hear
why do you go on the internet and just blatantly lie
unrealistic
i have absolutley no reason to lie user, so surprised you went that route. It's the truth.
cuteness restored?
anime when?
Danime
what is this from
Me Before You
This is without a doubt the sexiest I have ever seen Emilia and I cannot explain why.
Kit got friendzoned by Emilia, he now cucks his wildling wife for revenge
why is she so perfect lads?
She isn't. Emilia is actually pretty smart and wity. Lou is borderline retarded.
Smol
All /got/ and /ecg/ threads must die.
Imagine having a chance with Emilia and blowing it
He's spending 120k a month to try and cure his depression
Before he was spending that on drugs
She's classically trained. In theater you are taught to overemote so even the people sitting in the backrow can discern your expression. On the big screen it ends up looking weird.
bump
let the thing die
Contrarian faggots
Family picture
>all those words to simply say "she cute"
explain yourself
what the hell is going on with the guy on the left
Me on the left
from which movie? I don't recognize any of those people
me on the center right, next to the guy with glasses
Just something I dug up. That's her brother to the right of her.
so it's an actual family picture?
Meaning it has her brother in it. I don't know who the other chuckle-fucks are.
they have a chink and some AIDS uncle in the family
i bet hes wanked it to her lewd scenes
Imagine them watching GoT together
literally who wouldnt...
that brunnete doing the basedboy face
possible tranny?
Why is she acting like she's got a vibrator shoved up her 'feminine compartment'.
based wife
>to the right of her.
the fucking passive with the pink tshirt? lol
I was inspired earlier tonight by an interview of our waifu in question. She said that on multiple occasions she has had crushes on her older brothers friends, which then led to her dating them. So I wanted to track down her brother and see what kind of dood he is. It appears he's just some doofus. But I did get some nice finds.
I'd say it's the guy with glasses, his eyes look a bit like Emilia's
No, the guy with the stripped shirt you dingus. Refer to photo above.
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>The stuff teenage nightmares are made of. Emilia Clarke recently revealed she watched her epic nude scene on the Sunday, May 15, episode of Game of Thrones with some unusual company — her parents!
>According to Clarke, her parents had mentioned that her character, Daenerys Targaryen, didn’t seem to have much of a story line this season.
>“Darling, you’re not doing much,” she recalled her father saying.
>In response, Clarke urged her parents to watch the May 15 episode, to the point of actually joining them on the couch.
>“I ended up sitting them down and being like, ‘Let’s watch it’ — and then instantly regretting it,” she said with a laugh. “My dad was like, ‘Again?’”
>On the memorable episode, Clarke as Daenerys finally shows her Dothraki captors who’s boss and literally walks through fire and emerges naked and unburned.
>you’re not doing much
>again?
based dad
poor excuse for it. All the Brits are stage trained but it is usually a plus for their movie skills not a detriment