>on subway
>see guy browsing Yea Forums
>think of starting comfy convo
>he moves seats
>immediately hate his fat guts, tiny pork eyes and stupid grin.
>probably reads GOT and Alita threads only
On subway
Jacob Gray
Benjamin Jenkins
you fucked up bro, coulda found a nice fuck buddy
Andrew Gutierrez
Why didn't you shout SNEED
Josiah Cox
Same thing happened to me and it only made me feel more lonely because I will never tell a soul I browse here
Angel Watson
Because nobody actually likes it it only exists to annoy and you know it
Tyler Kelly
>coworker makes a reference to Yea Forums in a wink wink nudge nudge sort of way
>don't acknowledge it at all, generally avoid associating him from that point on
Daniel Wilson
then why didn't you shout sneed?
Jayden Moore
This except with reddit.
Landon Russell
do not associate yourself with people that dont hide their power levels. those people are just accidents waiting to happen.
Liam Butler
>Alita threads? Why yes I browse them
I believe this is the man you saw OP
Dominic Thompson
On average I probably look better and am more social and older than most faggots on here so I openly browse tv. I hope and pray someone approaches me one day so I can fucking MOG and embarras the shit out of his fat zoomer ass
Levi Ortiz
I had a coworker who I'm 100% sure was a /fit/izen, but with none of the cringey humor and he had a girlfriend.
Mason Davis
was he a big guy?
Jackson Sanchez
Did you mutter sneed like a true Yea Forumscel at least?
Ayden Fisher
The best part is that all of this is in your head. Even in your imagination, you incels get rejected.
Zachary Bennett
I would’ve crept up real close and whispered in his ear, “have sex”
Michael Nguyen
post body
Oliver Miller
>discuss memes with a nerdy nigger
>ask him if he browses Yea Forums
>'occasionally, im more of a reddit guy'
Carson Miller
Holy BASEDOLA
Nolan Torres
Are you trans?
Daniel Johnson
why were you talking to a nigger in the first place?
Chase Ramirez
he had a deus ex t shirt
Ian Phillips
David Turner
If I saw someone browsing Yea Forums I would not approach them and if I suspected someone saw me browsing and wanted to talk to me because of that I'd run a mile.
Blake Morales
do you have autism or something?