George R R Martin rewrites your favorite movie

What happens
who dies
what's different

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only true patricians know where the gif is from
and no google doesnt count

Sneed is killed by chuck
Also farmer 2 gets disintery

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The Exorcist is released in 1999

Luke Skywalker gets his penis sliced off by Emperor Palpatine instead of being electricuted. Darth Vader changes his mind and saves his son from being murdered. Luke later finds out that Vader's penis was burned off on Mustafar. They bond and then Vader dies.

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I feel like it's from Golgo 13, but I can't remember

Or the female characters get raped

He never finishes it and nobody ever sees it. The end.

The Dambusters ends with Harris deciding to incinerate an entire city

Don't forget that Luke impregnates Leia.

Imagine your favorite movie being fucking Star Wars.

Wait this sounds kinda kino tho

He did rewrite my favorite movies (LotR). Fucking hack.

Holy double dubs !

It's hardly like LOTR though.

If anything he rewrote the irl War of the Roses, and made it slightly more boring by adding dragons and zombies.

Holy trips lois !

>Cars becomes a story about competing organized crime groups rigging a race through murder and intrigue.
>Story focuses around the protagonist, a young talented car, slowly learning that he will never win through pure skill alone.
>He loses his first race in his naivete before winning the second by sabotaging his opponents.
>But it's a hollow victory and his love for the sport is gone.

How would the gofather be ?

Is this Boondock Saints anime?

>The Blues Brothers
I have no idea how that would even work.

They're secretly gay for each other. John dies of AIDS.

Why the fuck is Cars your favourite movie?

>But what is their tax policy?

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Grant and Sadler have a sex scene while discussing dinosaur mating habits. Nedry convinces Arnold to poison Muldoon, so no one stands in his way to get the dino dna. Nedry frames Arnold to make it seem like he stole it. Arnold finds out and totures nedry and cuts of his penis. Hammond tried to reason with the dinosaurs, appealing to there mutual interests and gets eaten. Final showdown between dinos, lex kills the Trex with by hacking the fences and having it walk into a trap. The velociraptors who were bulit up as a huge threat don't really do anything. Timmy provides exposition through the whole thing. Malcolm bangs a tricerotops.

He reminds me of the dad from Boondock Saints because we're on fucking Yea Forums you disgusting weeaboo.

Do it again Bomber Harris!

Lol implying that fat fuck even finishes the script.

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Homer plants the gummy bears but his farm is ravaged by The Mountain that Rides before they can take root. Bart is sent off to the Wall.

Nothing happens and nobody dies because he never finishes the damn script