Do you ever fall in love by a woman on the tele that you'll never meet up in your life?

Certainly one of the cutest trolls in game show history

I don't have a tv and don't watch tv shows and shit so no.
However...

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Guilty as charged.

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>get on your knees and put the cock cage on, boyslut
y-yes mistress

Online dating is rigged against ugly men, you need to lie and be deceptive to get any attention

I want to protect her smile.

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the actor in the smoking allowed episode of nathan for you. the one that says i love you

Again.

B&R

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Yes

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your tiny pecker

Interacted with a female coworker today that looks 95% like her. As expected she looked at me with disgust for the first 5 seconds and then wouldn't maintain eye contact even though she was talking to me about something work related, the fucking cunt was such a terrible human being that she would fucking look at someone else that had nothing to do with it while fucking talking to me can you imagine that shit? Fucking whore.

I suppose so

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I do this to literally every single person I talk to unless it's my boss or something. Get over it

There were countless emptyheaded contestants on Fear Factor who I would've gladly entered into a shitty, one-sided relationship with just to fuck them a handful of times.

Unless you're both 12 years old, there's no point in online dating if you aren't willing to meet in person eventually. And I assume you resorting to online dating because you suck at approaching in person. It's a jerk off situation if you ask me. Maybe switch a few nudes and call it off.

Massively underrated kino

You're a really creepy dude

soon bbrothers

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4u

Emma reassures that whites are the master race and she is none more adorable

It's disrespectful. You look at your boss because you're aware of it and you wouldn't want to cause a bad impression given his position. But when it suits you and there's no hierarchy involved then it's a whole different dynamic and you act like yourself, that is, like the shitty fucking person that you are.

The Holocaust Museum on fire

Its not easy being this patrician

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the way she was so ready to breed was so hot

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big brother is some unhealthy shit to watch. i watched live feeds for 2 seasons, and seeing a picture of someone from the cast now evokes the same feeling i get seeing an ex-girlfriend or a friend i haven't talked to in years.

i dunno if i wanna keep tricking my brain into thinking that it's receiving its social quota from these vapid whores and morons deliberately trapping themselves for 15 minutes of fame and a small chance at a pittance of money relative to what CBS pulls in exploiting you.

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My issue is I have absolutely no drive to maintain relationships with people I don't see face to face. I don't know if it's my autism or something but if I don't see people I literally forget they exist for weeks at a time. So I always want to jump immediately to just meeting face to face whenever I talk to people online. But that throws people off 'cause I move too fast. But if they don't want to meet within four messages I immediately lose interest. My ideal situation is this:

>Put enough information on profile to have an idea as to whether you'll get along right away
>Person 1: Hey I see you like {x}, I like {x} too.
>Person 2: That's cool, I can see you like {y}, we'd probably get along.
>Person 1: Cool, want to meet at this coffeeshop midday on the weekend to see how we get along face to face?
>Person 2: Sure, even if it's a dud we'll only have wasted an hour or so and it'll be good practice for talking to people

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fuck off sadmin

I don't really give a shit. Eye contact, like any other form of body language, is just a tool to get people to like you, or show confidence, or emphasize a point you're making, or what have you. I make eye contact with my boss to seem attentive and act like I'm paying attention, although ironically I probably am paying less attention than if I weren't dedicating part of my cognitive powers to maintaining eye contact.

With other people, I just trust that they're interested in the content of my speech and not how I'm delivering it. If they're more interested in superficial aspects of my personality then it's no skin off my nose. Personally, I couldn't care less if someone looks at me or whatever else so long as what they're saying is interesting. Social niceties are a game I'm just not interested in playing most of the time, unless I have a specific aim.

Also my boss is a she. Check your privilege, shitlord.

I hope you're thinking only with your dick because falling in love with a cunt like this would ruin your life.

>Do you ever fall in love by a woman on the tele that you'll never meet up in your life?
Once...

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me

Just diet and exercise and dress more nicely and you’ll be less ugly

ah they grow up so fast

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What are good online dating websites? Unironically. Fuck Tinder, people there are only interested in sex. I want an actual relationship.

this is some child pornography thing, right?
information, please
[this is not a request for child pornography mods and NSA, just information]

Is this a certain feline deity?

match.com

Pretty sure this is required for posting here

She got LEAFED

what?

I tend to develop very serious feels for 1 BB contestant per year. I think it’s cuz you see so much raw footage of them.

>and it'll be good practice for talking to people
real people dont need "practice" to talk to others you sperg

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I'm not fat

>But if they don't want to meet within four messages I immediately lose interest.

Well, unless they're desperately looking for a one nightstand at that exact moment then I doubt that will ever happen. There are a lot of weirdos out there and people often prefer to chat for a while to get to know each other before meeting up. I mean some people will even chat for days, weeks or months before going at it. If you rush you might end up coming off in a negative way and that could put people off you know what I'm saying?

she has crazy bipolar eyes
holy shit

>those shadows
>that tripod shot
>that awkward stance

MODS!

it's all about the face though

this

I've met a handful of online friends but only after knowing them for years online.

I feel like I would have to really get to know someone and connect with them to bother giving a shit wanting to drive or somewhere to meet them.

I would never meet a stranger to just hang out, sounds awkward. Just knowing you have the same interests doesn't mean you'll get along. Shared interests are just icing on the cake.

>dem feels

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Every time I watch game shows.

Short lived against le hapa gambler man, but long lived in my heart

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Bbased and Rachel-pilled

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>nice face
>5'9" manlet
>thinning hair
dont fool yourself, you need the whole package

Christ I forgot about that..

Based post

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>Do you ever fall in love by a woman on the tele that you'll never meet up in your life?
Y-yeah right, imagine being that pathetic. That would be pretty gay if someone did that, right guys?

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This bitch is not attractive. I don't get this meme at all.

Cut me a break, Tone. Socializing is a skill, that's why some people are better at it than others. Some people, like spergs, are naturally disadvantaged, but through practice you can at least get adequate at it.

Yeah, I do get what you're saying. It's just frustrating to me. I get that as a tall guy I'm never going to be worried about getting attacked or something the way a girl might. I just don't see the point of texting for that long when text is such an inexpressive medium. Would phone calls be better?

I just feel like texting isn't even real socializing. It tells you very little about the person in the ways that matter when it comes to relationships and I never get the same rush I do when I'm having a good conversation with someone. I don't know, even with very close friends I'll never text them. I realize that that says more about me than anyone else and that I've lost many friends that way when they move away or whatever, but I just don't see the point in putting effort into long-distance or online-only relationships. I just fucking hate texting.

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leave my fuck buddy alone you incel

She looks like Wednesday Addams. Qt

y-yeah that would be pretty sad huh?

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This is literal autism

eraserhead looking ass bitch

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shes cute and wholesome. a stark contrast to the monotonous gaggle of bimbo'd instahoes

The floor. So get down on all fours and bite a towel, because she's going in dry.

>the female of the species are ball busting sex fiends
Spoonheads don't deserve their women.

yes

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oh man...

Close but no cigar.

i lost that mpeg in a hard drive crash 10 years ago when Ares was still a thing... wonder if it is still being shared.

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We have a true-blue oldfag here.

yes

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Yeah, I know. But I'm still right at least when it comes to the first paragraph. I realize the second paragraph might be more subjective and people value different things in their relationships.

>gateway 2000 mousepad
Absolutely based. I miss the 90's.

fucking gross dude

I met my wife the old fashioned way, but I know 3 other happily married couples that met on Match. No joke.

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Maybe she's autistic?

She looks like she lets out a lovely, soft little whimper when she takes it up the bum.

Face is like 80% of the package. I don’t know, maybe more. Hair isn’t that important if you have a nice face, many can pull off the bald/buzz look. Memes aside 5’9 is average height. If you’re really as good looking as you claim those wouldn’t be an issue.

why bro

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You're bang on in the first paragraph, but man, the second shows how lost you really are. I believe in you though user, just stop justifying your spergery.

Pic unrelated.

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Dude no one gives a shit about your fucking morals or world view. Grow the fuck up, if you’re in the work place then act professional and be respectful. It isn’t a social club, people aren’t there for you to like them or them to like you. Probably everyone don’t want to be there just as much as you don’t but they need the paycheck as well, so while you’re there you have to follow basic social etiquette rules just as everyone else does.

youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4

fucking awfully damaged skin on her face, looks even worse when caked with makeup

>Ugly ass eyes that are stick out enough to be noticeably bad, but not brilliant and piercing
>Terrible eyebrows
>Wacky freckles halfway between tomboy and cute, ends up being neither
Y I K E S

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Who remembers Whitney from masterchef?

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god i want her to tell me how problematic i am while she steps on my balls and makes out with her gf

She's not like that youtube.com/watch?v=I1r0qIsoZcE

no

AHHHHH I DID EVERYTHING RIGHT I HAVE A GOOD JOB AND A CAR WHERE IS MY GF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Hanging out with Tyrone as we speak

I'm at a hotel for a conference in Atlanta . Semi qt asked if the seat next to me at the bar was taken. I mustered up the courage to ask her if she was there for the conference but she said now. She just looked at her phone for a half hour and left. Still has a few sips of beer left too.

God I'm so horny and lonely.

>stop justifying your spergery
Care to expand on that? I was born a sperg, I literally cannot control it. Every day I wish I had it easy the way everyone else seems to when it comes to socialization but I don't and I have given up trying to change it. If chewing gave you uncontrollable anxiety you would drink soup every day too.

Workplaces are all different. I am never purposefully disrespectful to anyone, in fact I feel like I go out of my way to avoid offense. If I worked in an environment where it was expected that I had to fall in line the way you're describing then I would just quit. I get that not every workplace will accommodate that, but it is what it is.

I understand where you're coming from with the immaturity comments, I've been called immature my whole life and on some level I get it. But I don't want to "grow up" and act like everyone else is "supposed" to. I'd rather die if I'm being honest.

I never get what you're supposed to do in those situations. If I don't talk to them I feel like a pathetic loser. If I do I feel like I'm being too bold or they're not interested and I still feel like a pathetic loser.

Should had followed up with an invitation to have a drink

Sexual lobster made a song just for this feeling youtube.com/watch?v=377Qjg0Fxog

How could you forget? That bald faggot and Gordon bend over backwards whenever there's a moderately attractive contestant on the show. You can ALWAYS guarantee she'll either win or be in the Top 2. She was the season I dropped the show. I'm sure she won.

Double seig heil nice

>ALL HAIL GLYCON
THE ALL POWERFUL