What was his fucking problem?

What was his fucking problem?

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Too much pussy. Too little time.

Not this time.

Being stern and commanding comes off as being a dick. He never did anything wrong

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All the chairs were too small.

Too much sex

This, he was a good leader (which was why BoBW set up the possibility of him taking command if Stewart didn't renew his contract)

ironically my favorite character in the show.

Why didn't they give him the same medical treatment as Worf?

Nothing
Riker was based
Definitely one of my favourite characters on the show

What was pic related’s problem?
He’s easily the worst character and I hate him

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They wanted a kid who was basically Roddenberry's idolised image of a child of the future. Being honest he became a better character in the later seasons when he was just a recurring character.

His problem is that Picard, Data, Geordi and Worf were the de facto main characters (probably even de jure) and they even fit the usual "four man group" dynamic:
>pensive (picard)
>stoic (data)
>upbeat (geordi)
>curmudgeon (worf)
leaving riker and others without as much to do

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Lazy eye

Worf was his problem
one too many alpha males

>Computer, create a filled 100 person capacity copy of the popular 20th century american eatery "Golden Corral"
>Lock all doors and reduce ventilation settings to the minimum required to sustain liveable conditions in said "Golden Corral"
>Set the day of operation to "Prime Rib" night
>Create 5 copies of Commander Riker inside.
>Set their "Hunger" parameters to not having eaten in two days.
>Increase their stomach capacities by 20% and increase their pants elasticity to maximum
>Computer this part is very important.
>After they have consumed a combined total of 20 full size banana split I want you to run subroutine "Lactose Intolerance" on all Commander Rikers.
>Oh and computer... disable all safety protocols

He never had the makings of a Varsity captain.

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He's so dreamy.

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I want to _____ fat Riker!

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Our writers made it up

he's a fat lazy unmotivated unambitious former high school chad that constantly wants to stay in the high school mindset.

commanders and first officers usually get promoted or transferred after 6 months to 2 years.

this lazy pos held the First Officer position of the Enterprise for nearly 20 years.

Starfleet had this loser taking up the second in command spot under it's most important Captain in the entire fleet because he simply kept turning down his own command over and over that even the Admirals had to speak to Picard about "the Riker situation" in a few episodes.

Picard HIMSELF told Riker he's dissapointed in him and his lack of career ambitions.

Countless first officers could have received the unique mentorship that Picard provided.

EVEN Q was astonished by Riker's laziness.

Fuck Riker. Fuck that Gagh eating, trombone playing, holosuite loving, jr officer bullying, complete waste of every increasing skin.

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great post

>*BBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP*

I skip all his episodes.