Imagine being so artistically bankrupt that fucking Netflix passes on your project

Imagine being so artistically bankrupt that fucking Netflix passes on your project.

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This movie is kino.

Imagine being a pleb that wasn't laughing his ass off opening night at Holmes & Watson

kino what?

kino poop?

I think Netflix passed out a profitable deal. Most of his consumers for Netflix originals are millennialls watching shows or movies very high. See Adam Sandler becoming the king of Netflix. Only a drugged millennial could find his movies funny but smoking is banned on theaters.

Why is Will Ferrell wearing mascara in this movie

He started listening to MCR

Money laundering is the only explanation for this..."movie"

It was really weak and usually I like the type of improvisation thing they do with their movies.

Is this truly as bad as everyones saying? I didn't think a more boring or worse comedy could release after The House

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A parody of sherlock holmes making fun of how unrealistic the character is would be good

It was.

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bit retarded of me to assume a hundred year old book hadn't been parodied yet

The House was an alright movie, user. Holmes was a total disaster, pretty much all the jokes fell flat. I remember commenting in a old thread how only two jokes worked, but I've forgotten what they were.

>The House was an alright movie, user
Not him but I couldn't even get through it, it was really unfunny and too ridiculous, I don't remember any jokes landing for me from what I watched

I'll check this out on Netflix sometime just because I have a huge crush on Amy.

Why did they approve him for 6 movies then?

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Dedicated fan base that eats up whatever he does

He gets the job done cheap and decently enough.

I enjoyed it but I also love that curly haired random dude.

Right, like the trump jokes. I'm not even a trump fan but they're just not funny. They're never funny.

I know exactly who you're talking about. He instantly makes comedies more entertaining

Sandler movies have been nothing but money laundering schemes for over 20 years.