P-Peter

P-Peter...

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>"don't forget to fire up those ovens"

So the current canon is that Mr.Jameson burned down Uncle Ben and that Vietnamese boys love hut while serving in the air force which turned Ben to a life of degeneracy to fill the hole right?

Yes, that is the current canon on the Yea Forums director's cut of Spider-Man.

Pizzatime

stob the joos beter ::.D.. stob the joos at all costs.. DxDxxDx

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>P-peter...don't let a Jewish doctor touch me

Start the damn holocaust before i piss myself

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>take my gold teeth...those kikes at the morgue have fast hands

kek

>... fuck niggers, fuck jannies, fuck trannies and fuck kikes. Time to die.

anyone got the greentext of Uncle Ben claiming to have killed so many Vietnamese soldiers that they named a brand of rice after him?

what would ben say to current peter?
you know, the mcu spidey who hangs out with minorities and has a trap gf

>Kill yourself faggot scum

lmao gotta see this someone get the goods

>Back to Auschwitz?
What did Raimi mean by that?

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>Hey Mary Jane.. Just called you to say that despite making only 13% black people commit over 50% of the crime.. crazy right see you at your show
was that really necessary

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>you look flush tone, have some gabbagool

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>I-I used to run around dressed as a clown...
>the statistics P-Peter...

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Shit, I wish I had this, it's been awhile since I've read it. If I'm thinking of the same greentext, who knows.

There is no uncle ben in the MCU

too bad the doctor failed
but Raimi created a compelling side character

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>back. Back to formula
My fucking sides.

lolerino

Peter, did you know that africans only make up 13% of the population but commit over 50% of total crime?

...sneed

MAN OF SPIDERS

>... the tree.. in the front yard, make sure you water it everyday, it needs to grow strong... under my bed there's a trapdoor into the basement, it's full of rope peter... you know what to do with it.

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>The Human Holocaust? Jesus kid, at least name yourself after something real.

Where’s the greentext about Uncle Ben’s porn collection?

I miss flicks where the cast were supposed to play characters in high school, but clearly looked late twenties to early thirties.

kek

>Did they get him, Peter?
>Get who, Uncle Ben?
>Why, the Hispanic that gunned me down

>...if I come back as a zombie promise you wont kill me. Even if I try to bite you. PROMISE ME PETER!

>P-Peter.
>I don't think I'm going to make it...but I'll be damn if I finger one of my own for this
>Just tell the cops to grab the blackest gangbanger they can find off the street and pin this all on him
Damn Raimi

Why? It was so awful

>we've been pretending for 60 years Peter
>pretending that the holocaust happened, but I was there you see, I liberated one of the camps, what they called "gas chambers" in the papers were really just sanitation areas, with wooden doors, can you believe that, they claimed an unsealed room was gaschamber!
>there were even pools and an infirmary better stocked than our aid battalion, why would you need an infirmary in a death camp!
>now you know truth I've lived with my whole life, the holocaust didn't happen, but it should have, and now, our world is overrun with vermin, if only we did what those SS guards didn't have the stomach for
>with great truth comes great responsibility, the responsibility to end it, for real this time
*dies

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This is good

because they could act

Peter pumpkineater

>With great power comes great responsibility.
>Secure our border, Peter.
>Secure a future for our people.

Redditor

>I heard you help fund abortion clinics in low-income neighborhoods
>You know I'm something of a pest exterminator myself

How did this slip through?

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>Oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye gooks from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. I fried so many slopes, they named a brand of rice after me. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our fuck-hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? Fuck you. Get the fuck out of my car.

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>13% of the population
>50% of violent crime
>let that sink in, peter

>I fried so many slopes, they named a brand of rice after me

Hahahhaa

bingo

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those arent doubles retart...

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Remember when Peter stopped a train full of Jews from derailing so they can be safely transported to Auschwitz?

Here's a fun fact by the way. According to director's commentary, in the original scene Peter stopped the train because there were whites on board. However Raimi realized that Poles aren't white so he reshot the whole scene again.

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HAHAHAHA NAZI JOKES ARE SO FUNNY RIGHT GUYS?! WHO CARES IF MILLIONS OF INNOCENT JEWS DIED RIGHT?

Does anyone have Toomes talking about dark meat?

It's better if it's played as Raimi being a racist asshole. You don't have to (and shouldn't) really believe it to make the joke.

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Faggot