How

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Big cock and great personality

jews are great at swallowing up all the old skanks with their money

Unless you are just heinously ugly any man can style himself to look more handsome.

I remember her saying something to the effect of he was the only one who actually came up and talked to her. Girls be lonely too. Just go fucking say hi.

Just be yourself bro

He bought her a book about clowns.
>great personality
Just this. Read the interviews, she was "proposing" to him on their first date.

He probably makes her laugh, that goes a long way

>When I first started dating my husband, I had this weird fascination with the circus and clowns and old carnival things and sideshow freaks and all that. About a month after we started dating, he bought me this amazing black-and-white photo book on the circus in the 1930s, and I started sobbing. Which freaked him out,” she told the mag. “I thought, ‘Oh, my God, I mentioned this three or four weeks ago and talked about it briefly, but he was really listening to me.’ And he actually went out and researched and found this thing for me. It was amazing.

just be yourself

They're both ugly.

truly a clown world

>plays a character who cheats in every single thing she is in
HMMM

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He has a cock like a can of Brasso with an apple on top

Thank god there are still decent people out there.

just to mock humanity

he is a cuck

This

but he’s got to suck on her titties at least once

Big Packistani Dick

Post more titties

She had a crush on Jeff Goldblum out of Invasion of the Body Snatchers 1978 since she was a kid.

have sex

>these milkberries taste like milkberries

beware of the scottish cocksucker, paki!

Does Christina keep him in chastity and fuck other more masculine men in front of him?

Does she sit on his face? Does she peg him?

I honestly feel bad for men who aren't funny. comedy is like heroin to women. If you can make her laugh and cum she's yours forever.

That dude was the voice of Upchuck in Daria.

yeah, like (You)!

I hope you're right, user .

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>not fat
>not bald
>not short
>not autistic
No red flags here.

>tfw dark humor
I'm not talking reddit "le EBIN Sally got blown up" type. I grew up exchanging "I'll string you up and flay you" types of insults/banter with my folks. Coming up with detailed tortures about the people we hate is an everyday topic when my mom calls. If I tell that anywhere I'll be dragged off to the crazyhouse... Couple that with my tendency for impressions and Jim Carrey-esque morphings and hyperactive nature, and I'm basically fucked in that department. I have to be restrained otherwise I turn into what someone would imagine an ADHD patient without meds to be.
>tfw dick sucking lips, small teeth and high cheeckbones
I never smile for photos, I just put on a bit of a smirk. Otherwise I look like a caricature of the Joker. Photographers would have to tell me to not smile...

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>comedy is like heroin to women. If you can make her laugh and cum she's yours forever.

There is some truth to this.

money

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>I honestly feel bad for men who aren't wealthy. money is like heroin to women. If you can make her a prenuptial agreement and give her a daily stipend she's yours forever.
ftfy

What you're describing isn't even "dark humor", you're just sadistic and mentally unhinged, and so is your family it seems. No wonder you turned out to be such a fuck up.
>dragged off to the crazyhouse
And rightly so

I want to believe they are both good, honest people in a traditional, caring marriage whom selflessly decided to not bring more mutts into this world.

Hes either hung like a whale or shes insecure as a Mexican 13 year old.

She's fat and her only popular job was Mad Men, and I'm sure he landed her prior. Meanwhile, he was in a memorable scene of a cult comedy. She probably has low self esteem because of her size, like all women beyond a size 2, and she is okay settling with that uggo. Case closed.

Jeff Goldblum is pretty sexy t b q h

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Fuck off you thin-skinned faggot, it's just b&er.

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This.
They're both huge fucking dorks who just happened to find each-other in this crazy fucked up world, it's legit beautiful not gonna lie.

Hendricks herself has gone on record saying that she isn't some sex-crazed woman and has a difficult time getting into langerie and acting sexy, she's super shy and reserved.
I mean for christ's sake she told the guy she wanted to marry him on the first date and she had to be convinced she was sex symbol material.
Basically, that big tiddy qt you creep on might just be a dork and you might have a chance, you never know.

But you still need to be attractive, here's Christina's own description of when she met the guy:
>Geoffrey walked in and I was like, ‘Who is this guy?’ He had amazing hair and was all dishevelled - he was running late and everyone was waiting for him. He just came in with this very high energy.
>very high energy
>He was just charming, funny and very magnetic. I got his number that night under the pretence of, "We could just be friends." And of course I immediately went home and Googled him.
Amazing dishevelled hair, charming, funny, high energy, magnetic, etc... This is what every woman says.
just have the basic bread and butter and you you're set, you can have a chance with anyone

seriously she googled him when she got home she's such a dork what a qt

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Women consider men a platform
He is a legit Hollywood Jew with a big wallet, and she is probably tired of getting BBC, and wanted to settle down
He is probably kind of clumsy or funny, and his looks obviously are not a concern for her in terms of jealousy

Is this the end of the white race?

My gf looks like her with a 95F cup.


Honestly even hot girls have some weird standards. Landwhales are somehow way harder for some reason

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