Goodbye Frens Edition
Previous thread:
/RBMK/ - Chernobyl General
Other urls found in this thread:
vimeo.com
youtube.com
web.archive.org
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
is2.Yea
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
en.m.wikipedia.org
imdb.com
twitter.com
First for RADIOACTIVNYE BLINI
can someone give me a quick rundown of all the characters that died over the course of the show?
rip iodine qt
>comrade operator dont press it
>dont press the button
>I cant handle them all at once
>n-no
>~NYAAAA~
why didnt they just turn off the reactor lmao
all of them
it looks painful
Chronological edit of episodes 1 and 5
Comrade user suggested I should re-add the ceiling shot from episode one, will try and do that later and MAYBE upload it. For now this is fine.
vimeo.com
youtube.com
HOW CAN HE SLAP
>ceiling shot from episode one
What ceiling shot?
I need the cap of Dyatlov slapping the binder please
Would you join them?
We need a nerdy Skala-Chan trying to stop people from bullying Core-Chan.
>Nuclear clean-up is scheduled for completion in 2065.
web.archive.org
guys...
>minecraft on console
heh
comedy gold
thanks man
Congratulations, comrades.
You are the last of 3828 men.
You have performed your duties perfectly.
I wish you good health and long life.
All of you are awarded a bonus of 800 rubles.
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY REACTOR???
>remembering the first threads when ep1 came out
>it was 100% denial posting
lmao
i serv union
all of the day bro!
IT ISSAANT
am I forgotten /rbmk/
I'm really upset that the song didn't kick off at the end.
you're delusional
Yo, Ment! Wazzup?
@ the user who neatly and autistically namefiles all his screenshots
can you get me the screenshot where legasov calls the nuclear power beautiful?
thinking bout those glutes
i do things for commieland
Sure, why not?
Minecraft has been released on Xbox One, Xbox 360, Switch, Wii U, 3DS, PS3, PS4, and Vita.
That slap form is magnificent.
How could I forget the chaddest of them all
user, minecraft came out on consoles in like 2012
> not Playstation 3.6
he calls the dance beautiful not the powerplant
WHERE'S YOUR FUCKING HAT?
Bros, I was in the shower thinking about what could actually be the next show based on true events that has such strong feels. I can’t think of none, lads.
uhm, hello, just got done drawing a thing, so I guess it was a good time to drop by /RBMK/.
I did not realize this was only 5 episodes. but it was pretty damn good.
what do?
Donner party
I know that, you incompetent asshole.
Only cheetos play MC on anything other than PC.
The Holocaust you fucking idiot
go to the control room and see my nigga Akimov
Based oldman.
blue monday my favourite song of all time, unironically
do a 360 and walk away
Dyatlov Pass
it was better when this wasn't formatted like reddit
Less is sometimes more user
do this one
youtube.com
lol get over yourself
she died like she lived.
Go see my bro
beta can pass through flesh but is stopped by bone, pic make it looks like it'l be stopped by skin
NIGHT Anons for your service .
what u draw?
*leans forward*
The disaster of the Vajont. It's even more obscure
he said "based on true events" though
I wish we got script levels.
HIYAH
Didn't they do a race with three of the most fuel efficient cars and the goal was to run out of gas before arriving at Chernobyl?
youtube.com
has anyone thought of putting the slideshow part to this?
>Reccommends Chernobyl to family member
>"I don't like documentries"
Why are there still people like this?
Well Mazin is going for another non-fiction show. If he gets another kino casting it could do the trick.
Whenever this image gets posted it seems like nobody gets the joke and that makes me sad for past days of Yea Forums yore.
they are delusional
when's he do that?
You are delusional go to the infirmary
>russians are making their own version of chernobyl with a CIA agent causing the accident
ready for the actual truth lads?
And so Dylatlov who had cheated death in the nuclear power plant outside Chernobyl, cheated death once again, and the USSR was forever changed.
Watched the last episode last night. Gonna binge it again. Scherbina was best boy
I haven't watched the show yet, why does he have a gun?
>Recommend Chernobyl to my mom
>She absolutely loved it
just got an HBO now sub, did not have one before and I'm pretty sure i've seen 0 HBO shows (except BoB and 3 seasons of GoT)
Just finished RBMK, what do now?
I'm thinking
Westworld
Deadwood
Sopranos
True Detective
Barry
Maybe I'll sneak Crashing in there or Curb your Enthisiasm
fucking morons. HOW DID YOU GET TO THIS BOARD?!
same
based KGB
Beautiful boy
based mom of user
based
Why must we know this?
>concern
this is a metaphor for trump?
global warming?
i don't get it can Yea Forums explain?
when he explains how reactor chan works
What was everyone's favorite moment in the show?
I am personally fond of the helicopter full of cheekibreekis taking radiation readings where the one by the door has his fucking suit open revealing a hairy Slavic chest and gold chain with the helicopter engine roaring. Top notch.
you might wanna add the pacific and band of brothers to your list
This scene, simple and efficient
and Impification TF comic starring myself.
I don't think you got the joke I posted either.
To shot the graphite back in the reactor
>you are done
We could continue on the nuclear road, go through the testing for Trinity, dropping the bombs on Japan, and then Operation Crossroads
could you guys stop drooling over Paul Ritter and post some nudes of the pizza kid whore?
the thank (you)s
I'm actually going to rewatch the whole thing tonight
i already seent BoB
Comrads, i worked as liquidator at Chernobyl nuclear power station, dont be shy, ask your questions
Boris senpai, I....
Dyatlov's arrogance
Anything Scherbina
Roof man
Table slapper
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sunshades
Liquidators
It's a metaphor that his hand that he used to pick up graphite is fucking roached.
but hes so handsome
That sperg doing his 90 seconds.
ps3 has racist games
>Operation Crossroads
How about you launch operation "rundown"?
>get on the roof
>get graphite embedded in your foot
Well fuck
9/11 reponse
ah fuck, ah shit
When they shot the dogs because thats what all dogs deserve
>muh 9/11
no
Unironicaly this
wew lads
oof aw my Thyroid glands
like in ep 2 on the helicopter scene or during the ep 5 meme tablets thing?
It was the nuclear testing done at Bikini Atoll to test the extent of radiation damage our newfound nuclear powers had on the environment and on a fleet of ships.
One was dropped by air, like the ones over Japan, and intentionally detonated early.
The other blew up undersea, which was a huge fucking nightmare.
911 inside job series
he peed
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
It ends when the tower collapses onto all the main characters.
thats actually significant
did the germans actually memed all over the guys at chernobyl ?
You're attracted to his power
With Brits playing Americans
Idris Elba can be GWB
ep 5, court room
cringe
honestly such a great scene. It moves so quickly and the tension is built so well. Then you watch this dingus LOOK INTO THE REACTOR 3 times, get stuck on graphite, and then "You're done". And that's all you really need. We dont need to see him die, we don't need prolonged shots about him looking into the core. It's quick and dirty with tremendous weight. Meta as fuck
Beslan school siege
kino
you should try minecraft. It's out on consoles I hear
The Germans got meme'd all over by the soviets. Two thousand, they said. Hardened for two thousand they got. Twelve thousand they put it under.
>reaktor stal at 20MW komrade. kontrol rod of removing
What if chernobyl had happened under the nazis in an alternate timeline?
Boris' breakdown on the phone.
the germans were told the radiation was at like 2000 (6000?) R. It was like at least 10 times that.
What consumes 1 liter of vodka per hour, makes fucking nothing at all, but can do a pretty magic trick?
Khodemchuk.
oh I'll have to rewatch it
>you should try minecraft. It's out on consoles I hear
That was never my point.
agreed and amplified, comrade. ameriKKKa is bad because it is RACIST! we need to impeach drucKKKf!
>muh propaganda numbers
Its such a Russian thing to do that I can't even be angry at them.
I don't want these generals to end
tfw the kgb wont let u have frens anymore
How can you not open every valve in the facility with Akimov?
holy fucking kektum infinitum
This is fucking autism.
seethe
i appreciate your autism
u taste metal?
>Even caterpillars are instinctively attracted to Kinobyl
The Soviet Afghan war. Imagine building it up from before the war, the installation of Amin, the terror he brought, the panic that gripped the Central Committee, then watching the conflict slowly spiral out of control.
yes u can
It wouldn't have, the nazi's hated nukes cause they thought nuclear science was jewish somehow. see how just about every notable figure in the early days of nuclear and quantum physics was german, but then they all left.
>mfw I already knew what that was when whatching the first episode
>holocaust
>true events
yikes
there were no nazis, you fucking moron
are there any examples of nazis cutting corners and ending in disasters? inb4 the entire war.
do you have friends irl?
Nah fuck G*rmans.
In the vein of The Terror you could do one of the early 20th century Antarctic expeditions, although some of those were successful. The lost Roanoke colony has potential for a disaster story with some possibly supernatural creative fiction. Spanish or Portuguese explorations and New World conquest probably has potential as well for a mysterious disaster story.
Would probably send thousands of jews and slavs to clean up with no protections
if were going down the nuclear road then three mile island would be a good subject.
>tfw you're getting out-acted by a caterpillar
read again retard
that's it you're going too far
no
>tfw press az-5
I serve the Soviet Union.
for you
Do more please
Every character needs an Apu
seethe tranny
I've made icon with our Saviour, Holy Valery. What you think?
>the nazi's hated nukes
no, too gay
everyone knew because they told us with visuals and audio cues
What's your ranking?
2>1>5>3>4
3.6/3.6
>if were going down
Shakleton's Expedition could be pretty good
What happened to the user who was editing a chronological timeline of the explosion?
Jesus Christ Dyatlov, calm down a bit
5=1>2>4>3
Their problem was the opposite, stuff was so overdesigned that it simply broke half of the time irl
I serve the #Trump2020 Reich. SIEG HEIL.
is2.Yea Forums.org/wsg/1559619812308.webm
Sorry if this is a brainlet question but why did that slut push for him to kamikaze his life and carreer with the testimony? If it was so important then why didn't she sacrifice herself?
Beautiful
based and graphitepilled
Why are people underrating 4 so much?
>How the fuck did you get this job?
>Do you do it for free?
they posted it a few threads ago
>muh dogs
she was a nobody
4 > 1 > 2 > 5 > 3
why didn't they wipe their faces when they were drinking vodka at their makeshift bar? You think it's a nice relaxing feeling of having coal in your eyes? The makeup people went a bit overboard I think.
This guy seems to have mined coal mainly with his eye sockets.
a kursk miniseries would be hopelessly depressing if its done in this style.
it's also in this thread
There are already several adaptations of Shackleton's journey
What’s as big as a house, burns 20 liters of fuel every hour, puts out a shit-load of smoke and noise, and cuts an apple into three pieces?
a tumblr artist already made one actually
She wasn't known, plus she was a womyn. Legasov was a name.
Franklin's lost expedition would be a good candidate.
Holy kek the filename
literally BLESSED post
I can understand Dyatlov's frustration.
We need Halifax Explosion kino, that's what we need.
youtube.com
often because the materials weren't available. Might have worked with the proper alloys, etc.
she was a figment of valery's imagination
There’s 10 of those reactors still operating in Russia lol
1 tiger=12 shermans
It wouldn't, there would be loads of overengineered safety measures.
>what was Uranverein
/rbmk/ has had some genuinely great OC. Usually you just get shitty remakes of memes in these generals
Goodbye, these threads were fun.
“A spiritu fornicationis,
Domino, libera nos.
From the lightning and the tempest,
O Lord, deliver us.
From the scourge of the earthquake,
O Lord, deliver us.
From plague, famine, and war,
O Lord, deliver us.
“From the place of ground zero,
O Lord, deliver us.
From the rain of the cobalt,
O Lord, deliver us.
From the rain of the strontium,
O Lord, deliver us.
From the fall of the cesium,
O Lord, deliver us.
“From the curse of the Fallout,
O Lord, deliver us.
From the begetting of monsters,
O Lord, deliver us.
From the curse of the Misborn,
O Lord deliver us.
A morte perpetua,
Domine, libera nos.
“Peccatores,
te rogamus, audi nos.
That thou wouldst spare us,
we beseech thee, hear us.
That thou wouldst pardon us,
we beseech thee, hear us.
That thou wouldst bring us truly to penance,
te rogamus, audi nos.”
>HOW CAN HE SLAP
thanks comrade
big meme. the early variants of Tigers and Panthers were shit, but were rectified. didn't help when the balance was already tipped.
>actors neither look nor sound the slightest bit ukrainian
okay, so can one of you geniuses explain how you are supposed to feel immersed in this garbage?
da mvp
You'd be complaining about the fake accents otherwise.
I was thinking about this joke yesterday, it's so good
Now that's one kinochart.
see if your doc can double your dose
>they remove the reactor little by little
>at one point they move rubbles and see a strange glow
>"what the hell..."
>suddently a glowing radiactive arm grab one of the man removing the rubbles and kill him
>its Khodemchuk who has now become a nuclear powered zombie
unironically based
>muh immersion
it's not a video game
it's trippy to see it in order now. All the background characters from episode 1 are much more fleshed out now. Like this guy here, fucking hell his arc is so much more terrifying in this way. great edit comrade
is minecraft to console?
now we wait for the dvd/blu ray release to get the deleted scenes
real-life ukrainians are balt-mongol-turk-turk-finn-greek-italian-abkhaz-ugric rape mutts. they might actually be the least racially-refined phenotype on the face of the earth. why would you ever want to look at ukrainians on screen?
There's even a picture from the discovery of a still alive Khodemchuk.
>Valery said that the reactor could eventually kill the entire continent if it was left alone.
Was he for real? So if some butfuck nation in the middle of nowhere has a nuclear meltdown and doesn't do anything about it we all die?
and here's a pic of the explosion
>physical media
yeah, hahaha
>Ananenko, Bezpalov, Baranov made it out okay
based reality
absolutely based
Basically yes, most of Europe would've been heavily contaminated
1 > 4 > 5 > 2 > 3
Why is friendship between two old men so endearing
USA would send stuff if that happns
I can a crate sized box kill billions of people? It's surreal to think about, how does it have infinite energy?
this , this little fucker had a chance to totally blow up on take off cause of the two fuel valves that allimented the rocket , because of their conception they could stay open igniting the two fuel tanks and blowing it up
nothing has infinite energy
if debris blows that far. Remember when Japan had a meltdown of sorts a few years ago? Radiation hit California in a matter of days. Its just a matter of how much radiation (in this case, a fuckload)
Because it's rare and we all desire it for ourselves
yes and put on some music
youtube.com
>nogaems
took me a little actually
In 4 eps they go from being the ultimate odd couple to being "no YOU matter" besties.
>*shoots down your airplane* We don't want you to know our secrets.
What now
disrespectful
15000 röntgens on your way
Let's just look over the instruction manual.
every ukrainian I've met has looked very swarthy. I'd rather its played by white Anglo's and Celt's
LOOKS FANTASTIC! OUTSTANDING!
2 > 3 > 1 > 4 > 5
That reminds me how I have to get around to painting my wall and put my orthodox icons back up.
>not "it's disgraceful. really."
you had one job user
Dylatov did nothing wrong.
im surprised there has never been a major nuclear incident on a aircraft carrier considering the fact that the reactor has not the same type of containement etc a power plant or a research one has
They would be asking for help themselves if the situation was that bad
>Boris was the hero of the story all along
What a tweest
Based boomer
Did Trump look into a reactor?
It'll never happen since it's barely known in English speaking countries, but a historical drama about the siege of Munster would be peak kino.
Why was dyatlov punished if he didn't know about the failsafe being faulty
He was still a retard
because he did a bunch of illegal shit
Then whose fault was it?
because soviet autism
They designed it that way. Every single one of the officials was a massive cunt and he was the only one that learned to listen. They used that to make you like them more
except for pulling out more than 200 fucking moderators
>stupid Americans
>not crossing out important information to emphasize it
He still pushed the reactor to the conditions required for the failsafe to fail.
one gram of mass carries enough energy to raise the temperature of 1000 tonnes of water by over 20000 degrees
splitting the atom harnesses only a practically insignificant portion of this energy.
It's Van Zanten, not Van Zaten
Anyone watched the Kursk movie? Reviews don't seem great even tho the cast and director are decent
Glad to see someone who appreciates A Canticle for Leibowitz here
They needed to blame it on human error, for the state and state science can do no wrong.
Ignored safety protocols
Forced the operators to ignore safety measures and commit actions which could result in a disaster
Trump is 3.6 Roentgens of Win at all times.
A kino book
USS Liberty
it was a little too heroic for my taste.
obv Fukushima
SON OF A BITCH IS COMING RIGHT AT US
You know who the final boss is.
I wasn't memeing
>are you sure the pan-am is not still on the runway?
>oh yes
they literally spelled out what happened in the final episode retards. It WAS human error, there were very bad design flaws too but the only reason it got that bad was because they ignored a load of safety protocols
5=1=3=4=2
Dyatlov pass , its so mysterious you could make up a great mystery show about it
Gotta crack some anons to make memes.
>your brain on putinism
Because he still fucked it all
>DON'T LOOK INTO THE REACTOR!
...
How would the OP of first /RBMK/ be proud of you and the passion you have for anons
While it's very interesting mystery it really wouldn't be a good show.if you were going for pure historical drama. You wouldn't be able to get any sort of satisfaction out of the ending since every single major theory about what may have happened has huge problems and contradictions.
I'm going to miss these threads so much
>Dyatlov pass
>Dyatlov
haha wait a minute
>file name
>t. soviet propaganda minister
The disaster occurred due to the fault of Academician Aleksandrov, who created the RBMK. He looks like a devil
Sneed
>green glow instead of blue
take that artist to the infirmary
Sneed's Nuke and Puke
>there are 16 Chernobyl threads on Yea Forums right now
lmao
>Black Putin is Robert from Kinoplex.
what a twist.
>newfags unaware of /RBMK/
i pity them, the poor sods
Original Content incoming...
USA Indianapolis, Dyatlov pass, Donner party etc.
So many things to do that be amazing. Personally tho I’d love to see something for SD-1 since that would fit into nuclear stuff. But in terms of tragic events could go one of the many DC-10 crashes like seconds from disaster. Or maybe go for some really really big explosion or some other high body count stuff
Tiananmen square, maybe?
Based
>TOUCH THOSE FUEL RODS
>FUCKING ROOM TEMPERATURE!!!
There is no games. Only KINO
>>real-life ukrainians are balt-mongol-turk
Average ukrainian porn-actress proves you to be wrong. Considering amount of 10/10 girls in Ukraine,you are deeply delusional