/lig/ - Love Island General

Really want to watch his but the footy is on! Helppp

Been working on some maymays,

Get stuck in lads and start contributing to the British boys club

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Joe will rise up tonight

I'm already an incel

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REFUSE to post in 190kg threads

No it isnt

Kill yourself nonce

MAKE ONE FUCKING THREAD CUNTS

Tenth for Joe a dosser

DOSSER

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Supreme gentleman

fuck off you welsh cunt, this is the correct thread

Lucy was way too happy at being picked. it is what it is though.

IT

IS

WHAT

IT

IS

How much is Joe gonna overreact?

Reckon he will try it on with another girl straight away?

Asking her again; Matched a bird on tinder, only took four or five messages and she says she's interested in "some fun". Horny messages and nudes on snap , she wants to meet for a shag
Do I go through with it lads? Scared about getting her preggers or catching something innit

>Linking turbo nonce's thread

Tourist

I am scared lads, Joe is becoming the "le wacky cute" fan favourite. They are gonna try and make Tommy a villain.

Yewande craves the bwc

Will not be using this

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CONFIRMED: IT IS WHAT IT IS

Joe is going to go nuclear

Wear a rubber you soppy cunt

Fuck Off Joe

Don't do it at all. Only shag in a relationship and only if you honestly might marry her

Is wat it is tho

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>it is what it is lads
what is the alternaitve way to say that without saying "it is what it is"??? i cant think of it love island has poisoned my vocab

Based

Anton reminds me of a really really cheap version of Richard Madden

was posting in the other thread, feel a right fool now

>"HAHAHA SO YOU'RE JUST GONNA TAKE MY GURL, HUH TOMMY?"
>"BIG MAN WITH FISTS, LET'S SEE HOW YOU HOLD UP AGAINST SOME FIREPOWER"
>"STOP LAUGHING AT MEEEEEEEE"

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it will have been what it will have been

Streambro, turn up the volume pls

Mfw 13% of the islanders are responsible for 50% of the dumpings

Tommy won’t be a villain while Anton is still about

It can't be helped
Whatever will be will be

What will be, will be

how am i supposed to watch this and the footy at the same time?

Joe m8, ya 2 days in

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Joe officially the Most Whipped Man on love island

>Don't do it at all. Only shag in a relationship and only if you honestly might marry her

Explain user

Fotunas wheel of fate spins eternal

wtf is anton even saying

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>Joe is a nice guy

Tommy moves in!

Do it, wrap it, if you're a virgin it'll get it out of the way

That's not how it works anymore grandad. You're gonna have to get your dick wet.

Curtis is a batty man

Have you ever been on a date /lig/? Do people really do that?

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Curtis and and Amy get along far too well. Dont break my heart.

Can someone please explain why all the girls are not begging to be with Tommy. I am not riding his dick I am honestly confused.

The women on the show
>Want to be famous
>want to be rich
>Want a hot guy
The rest of the guys on the show
>will be D list celebs after the show ends
>Will not be poor but will not be multimillionaire
>Good looking lads
Tommy Fury
>Is brother of A list Celeb Tyson Fury
>Is a C list celebrity even before the show, potential to be A list if he does well in box
>Is already well off, potential to be a multimillionaire if his boxing does well
>Will be a millionaire even if his boxing career does not go well
>Is attractive
>well built

The traveller is the only real man there

Wish I was born in a caravan and dead hard tbqh

WHERE IS /FA/?

why the fuck is tommy wearing a grey jumper?

Que sera, sera

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>mfw Joe gets caught buying weapons from Alex

Curtis and Amy new Jack and Dani?

Attaining sexual satisfaction is immpossible and having sex won't ever make you content. This is the thinking that built our nice country, if you wana jump about shagging go Africa or Brazil

You laugh now but as you curl up with my girl I plot in the shadows. I will cut you in half and shove lucy in between your severed torso you fucking prick. I'm going to make columbine look like a fuckin joke. This is it.

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Yea you just spend money on overpriced food and drinks and maybe get your willy touched at the end of the night

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Sharif and Anna

How loose is this woman?

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>This is it.
Is what it is.

Some of you guys are alright, don't go to the hideout tomorrow

mate i'm curious, can i see the tinder messages? i'm an attractive guy get loads of matches but my text game must be so beta i can never get convos to go sexual

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>How is your face okay

Because he's only fought jobbers

cause he is out of most of their leagues

DELETE

nah m8. take her for a walk and a kebab. charm her with your chat not your dosh

Too bus watching Elite league lads

Joe, why are we still here?

Just to suffer?

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Probably the gypsy thing, people are racist

Is Curtis gay?

This dancing guy is very camp but seems pretty nice would make a good mate. He's too good for big ears honestly

BASED

How did you open la?

Imagine posting here instead of chatting to Stacey on snapchat bout love island

Tommy and Lucy are cute together

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For me, it's Sherriff Sherif

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innit he's moving hella fruity

Joe and Lucie are gonna win mark my words

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just the way the cookie crumbles innit

Sliced bread doesn't suffer.

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Yea Ill post it here , two secs lad will reply to this post for it

he seems like hed make a good husband

Imagine looking like this

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She must be a dog or you're a batty otherwise you wouldn't be asking

no he's just doing the cute boi thing. lot of girls are really into that - slightly shy but still confident

Joe is such a drip.

Have a wank and call her a fat slag.

I'd much rather homosexuals just did the right thing and got a nice bird and kept sodomy to a minimum

It is what it is, partner

very

what type of gypsies are the furys? dont really know much about them apart from one time some of them came into the restaurant i worked in and refused to pay the service charge

quick rundown on this guy? looks a bit like a pedo

why is Tommy so unpersonable?

joe gonna go nuclear

I am so sad lads, Joe is becoming the "aw awkward shy cute guy" fan favourite and they will make OurGuy Tommy the bad guy.

Kill the twink

>implying i'm not doing both

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Next message basically says i can be there next weekend, and we exchanged snap

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joe needs to calm down

Call her a fuckin noodle

*surfs onto another man's bed in your path*

My God Joe you total mop

She responded ... a lot, lads

Haha

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Gypsy innit

Hasn't had to try at all due to his looks and status

Tommy is fake af tbqh

Dont respond to the nonce, he thrives on the attention

What do you mean user?

my god as an asian that Guz Khan absolutely does my head in he's such a wasteman wannabe black man

this is what david starkey warned white people would do

H-h-h-haha, I also always end texts with an 'x'

Because he's a strong silent type.

Like, Gary Cooper.

>spends life training
>strong built boxer, don't have to try at all to attract girls

Many such cases

Tommy... I’m already a cuck.

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Joe needs to pull the alpha move :
"I hereby declare by my rights under the island constitution and grated by the one true creator to face a trial by combat for the heart of my fair partner"

Comfy hovis ads are back?

BASED BREAD ADVERT THIS IS LEGIT KINO

You mean Rock Hudson.

Lads vote for /lig/ hero in this sage

strawpoll.com/47b98rhw

>fuck walkers
>based hovis

nice one lad actually not to different to what i'm currently doing, will keep at it

Alright lads, I'm only just back in the country so have missed the first two episodes - I was here for every thread last year.

Someone give me a rundown of what's going on. Who is /ourguy/(s)? Aldilad return? 190cm paedo scum shown up yet? Many questions

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Post yfw when Tyson Fury makes an appearance this season

same I also hate >le fucking old Asian mum meme fucking dogshit

If Lucie goes for Tommy even tho he’s being needy and thick she can fuck off

Slag

That's the only culture asian youths really have in London

Utter slag. Please drop

Brexit and the general yearning for nostalgia of the current climate x

bonita

Based 'artlepool

I'M NUCLEAR

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where we all going for work tomorrow, lads?

For me, it's Brando

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Irish travellers, most people in the UK&Ireland have problems with them

dont be a nonce and shag her, especially if shes a peng dutch girl

x

amber is /ourgirl/

>gets knocked out in 5 secs

Thankfully everyone is remembering to ignore the nonce cunt.

OurGuy is Tommy Fury

Is sargon of akkad entering the villa?

How come he is so good looking for a gypsy, most look like inbred mongs

kek

>Sargon announces he would NOT rape one of the girls

>Alright lads, I'm only just back in the country so have missed the first two episodes - I was here for every thread last year.
Not too much, Tyson fury brother came in and stole some bird

>Someone give me a rundown of what's going on. Who is /ourguy/(s)? Aldilad return? 190cm
Aldi lad showed up, said he broke up with the bird but they're still happy, he's doing well
>paedo scum shown up yet? Many questions
190 is here but everyone ignores him, nobody cares about him

All part of his plan

WHO /CALLUM/ here?

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If Tommy does not threaten or intimidate anyone he is wasted on this show

UKIP SURGE

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based /lig/ lads backing nuclear joe

It's difficult to pivot a convo lad, for me at least

>get some rest Joe, you look tired
BWEEEEE BWEEEEE

This is a /yewande/ board

Meh, just worried about pregnant or std otherwise idc

signing on my fellow callum chad

Would you?

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He just went full alpha by picking her and now he's being "emotional" and talking about "feelings". He knows exactly what he's doing. By the end of the week he'll be knocking Joe out for giggles in front of Lucie and banging her on top of his cold, lifeless body.

what would happen if you dropped the x on a reply

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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Fucking hell last season was so kino

fuck yeah

If Tommy tried to chat to my girl I'd challenge him there and then quoting his less than Impressive fight record

>The amount of dossers in this thread

Callum has a master plan.

is curtis friendzoning himself?

anton seems really canny lads

Don't reply to 190 mate

Otherwise this is him talking to himself, which is very possible, so fuck off otherwise you nonce

>then getting your ass handed to you

cheers boys, glad to be home

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I’m so out of touch

ahhh

BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMBBB SQQQUUUUUUUAAAADD

i would let her ruin my life

C'est la vie

c'est la vie

However, when used often and no matter how you say it, you sound like a daft cunt

He's clearly gay

Joe better chill with the passive aggressiveness. Gypsys do not argue he replies to hostility with violence

>Joe acting like a psycho after knowing a girl for 2 days
He’s legit going to murder her if he feels he doesn’t have a chance

How fucking ugly are they wowee

It takes a while to get going but yh. They havnt put enough of a range on personalitys in there

Lucie is Joe's Bev

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Based frogmind

>based fireman putting joe down

>You now remember last year
>You remember how KINO the boys were together

>That Eyal redemption arc

>Adam and Wes trying to get Alex to become chad

B A S E D

STOP messing about 'ere and fuck off back to /trans/ or /brit/

Joe really gunning for the punished role. He’s no sherif

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCK OFF JOE YOU SANDWICH SHAGGING PRICK

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just fuck off

you literally ruin /box/

I never forgot

IT IS WHAT IT IS

>it is what it is, isn't it
HAHAHAHHA

Joe Status: Unbev

Amber has 200 IQ and will get Joe

I'm a surfer
But I don't actually surf

Haha

BASED

This season has potential, there are some good characters developing

>tfw it is what is

Next thing we know Joe will just be a guy who has loads of points on his subway card

Whose gonna be the first to shag?

BASED

fits

He's a boxer
But He doesn't actually...

>it is what it is

OH NO NO NO

just tuned in, did I miss something?

Joe, your mask is slipping

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Did anyone screencap my pist from last thread predicting

Tommy will be the Alpha, Callum will be his Omega and the black giy will be his other orbitor. And Anton will be Tommys Rival as Joe as his slimey sidekick

Is Joe lowkey /ourguy/?

Slight insecurity is qt as fuck

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Ffs it's been two days and Joe's already started gaslighting Lucie, fucking pathetic

joe is being very needy and annoying

I'M NOT ANGRY BITCH

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Anna and /our incel/. Incel no longer

>slight

nah

In the villa everyone is divided into racial gangs.
Tommy is the Head of the whites and chomos get smashed on sight (sos)

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Which lass has the best feet

B L O W N I T

I can't help but like him

Callum and Sherif

>it is what it is

>sofa
ARE LUCIE

Amy

Can we get an “It is what it is” counter

Fuck this triangle, where's based Sherif?

Lucie

LADS WHAT SONG IS THIS?

hate snivelly little runts like sandwich boy

Isn't that the guy from the locked up abroad episode?

It is what it is

youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc

Tommy is Keyser Soze

lmao rougher than megan was without the makeup

How do I get a black bro like Sherif

Is it just me or does Tommy have one of the worst bodies?

Curtis is actually well alright you know lads

Is there going to be a Curtis coming out arc?

how bent can one lad be

Yeh shaun attwood does YouTube channel about prison In America, was trying to make a joke about what if the villa was racial segregated prison

its by billy eyelash

just an higher bf to hit hard on the ring

Curtis is part of the diversity quota

AAAARGH TOMMMYYYYYYYY

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so how long before curtis confesses his love to fury

Didn't you see the fight literally this weekend mate? Fat boxers are fucking hard

Ask nicely

look in the mirror and find out lol

STRONG
MIND

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lol nice

What's wrong with a guy bring camp if he'd not actually gay? Seems alright to me

100% based

BONITA

Lads I want to save up to send my mum and gran to Disney World in Paris. They are poor and quite child like, would they enjoy the experience if they are cery shy and wouldn't go on most rides? And how much would it cost going from England for everything food costs, etc included.

Cheers

Lol

Why is there so many people in the stream and here lmao it's LOVE ISLAND

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LOOOOOL

IS THAT MY BOY CALLUX?

t. closeted bender

that girl from the skin age app commercial has a really large mouth

Wrong thread. But a lot of money

Cr7 just scored a hattrick lads

Steroid abuse at a young age, his body is shit for LHW

not at LHW, slim men are best men

>He doesn't know

Did he touch the graphite?

creasing

kek

DESPERATION

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

link to stream

meanwhile, the stream's pretty comfy

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shop sad keanu in the pic with punished Joe

TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Around 3 grand?

>contaminating this thread

>Crashing this Villa

L-lads?

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probably part of the plan

a few eps in he'll "confess" to another one of the guys, all for publicity of course

in a friendly, wow

based

Tommy and Curtis are becoming the new bromance and I love it.

It's like Billy Elliot being besties with Rocky Balboa

This is Pequod, arriving shortly at suicide

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Dont ever reply to me again you dirty nonce, nobody does or ever will love you

>"It's been two and a bit days"
>"Slow down chill out"

OH NO NO NO NO

ffs joe, think I'm changing teams lads

Joe is going full nice guy

>There will never be an islander that autisitically bane quotes

going off this whiny cunt a bit

Who's this prick

twitch.tv/mr_darcy_

This Joe is a very snide individual, abusive behaviour

>after 1 day

Joe has fallen for her too fast

Joe is thirsty

Tommy getting wrecked here

>he heard it

I haven't seen Yewande yet. What gives?

It is what it is

Kek

Lads someone fucking explain why the fuck this chick who bsdly wants to be famous and rich, is interested in joe over a guy who will be easily the richest and most famous after the show and who's brother is an A lister?

FRIENDSHIP ENDED WITH JOE

NOW TOMMY IS MY BEST FRIEND

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link?

No one grafting as hard as the alpha pikey Tommy

DOSSERS

Tommy and Curtis are like Khruscev and Gorbachov spying on those two

This chick will switch sides callously, you guys dont know females man

Was that a master plan by Joe to make Tommy hear what they were saying??

twitch.tv/mr_darcy_

I hope Joe fucks Lucy over.

Tommy is fucking based.

this aged well

BASED

Still no yewande and Amber lesbian scene?
Who wrote this fucking garbage

HOW HAS JOE WON THIS!??!

Would you blame her. Based Tommy is obviously the better choice

Oh shit lads PUNISHED TOMMY

Nah. He's got at most a facade of nice guy, but he's just a self centered control freak at heart.

probably has nasty feet from all that footwork in the ring

Based aloof chad, now shell go after him

cheers fella

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

qt curly hair sandwich alpha pretending to be beta

>Joe being obsessive
>Tommy being chill
hes being a master persuader here

that was the quickest unjust I've ever seen

Tommy is playing chess not checkers

A significantly worse looking, yet still attractive, quarter black girl ruined my life. So why wouldn't i let this solid 9 do it too

Joe status:

[ ] PUNISHED
[X] UNPUNISHED

He won the battle.

But Joe seems like a control freak, he's gonna fuck it up somehow just watch.

Is Tommy considered attractive?

Face is a bit mash up with his caveman brow and nose

JOE
IS
MY
BOY

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>Joe being this controlling in just 2 days
The meltdown when she see’s through his shit is going to be amazing

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Anton is manipulating the pikey

BASED

>knockout punch

Immediately stands up

True boxer

AMY COMING TO PUNISH JOE

BASED AMY COMING IN WITH THE CURVE BALL

>don't get off the cock carousel yet

yeah, reckon she will end up with tommy eventually. if joe keeps up with this mad behaviour

Hold your horses big man. Don’t count your chickens and all that

>26 year old and never in a relationship
hahahaha just imagine

You can tell Lucy actually wants to go with Tommy. Look at how happy she is when everyone tells her its ok to talk to tommy

The shit Joe pulls seems like it'll get old fast.

See, shes already revolted HAHAHAHA

Females man

she dont like gypos

virgin bitch

reckon he'll quit as soon as she drops him

>amy convincing the other girl to be a slag

REEEEEEEEEEEEE I THOUGHT YOUD BE ALRIGHT AMY

>El Crumpetina

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>I SWEAR ON ME MUM

amy is straight up mingin needs to be wearing a mask in those sofa interviews

>tall twinky white boy beats Chad once again

get in there lads

t. tall twink white boy

At least she hasn't said Bev once

Sandwich boy redemption arc when?

ARE JOE

Ha-h-ha pathetic

OH FUCK OH GOD IM GONNA CUM

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this girl is the stacy right?

Literally hottest

Amber is fulfilling a lot of my femdom fantasies

>el

She ain't daft

tommy gettin exposed by this based nigress

Kek, Amber has the typical lightskin girl attitude

Tommy is drowning here lads

new thread

Based Amber.

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Amber is high IQ

You are lucky Tommy is talking to you slag

"Tall,Twink"

lad I . .

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Post armpit shot

Fuck off nonce

Amber has just KO'd the pikey

wtf i thought tommy was in charge

Amber's face is horrific

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FAKE DON'T TAKE THE BAIT

hnggghh

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Fuck off.

Ignore nonce thread make a new one if it's needed

Amber aint gonna be a lightskin for long lads

wtf

are you stupid?

Tommy is failing her shit tests. Young boxer been knocked in the head too many times. I bet this guy hasnt even gone to school

She just made him look stupid

Fuck off nonce

OH NO NO NO

Fuck off nonce

Amber puttin numbers on the board

based Amber

this

get in dirty curty

Some webm her dangling her foot Plz

Amber is too much of a bitch imo to be worth the effort

Curtis, you legend

>Lucie crying again
HAHAHHAA

callum confirmed /ourguy/

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This is now an /amber/ board

BASED Tommy needs to fuck the shit out of sandwich boy to assert his dominance

OH shit Tommy and Joe are going in for her

WHY DID JOE SAY HE DOEN'T TRUST HER WHAT THE FUCK HE FUCKED HIMSELF

I miss back-to-back World Cup and /lig/ boys :(

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Dubs and Curtis comes out

she is but she needs a huge giga chad to tame her. Makes her valuable

what should tommy have done with amber?

fucking based

ignore her

Joe is clearly an incel no one falls in love that quickly I don't care how good the pussy is

>You will never experience peak /lig/ and World Cup hype again
Peaked lads

OUR LAD TOMMY GOT KNOCKED TO THE CANVAS BY A TWIG BUT HE'S BACK UP FOR AN UNBELIEVABLE ATTACK

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Hurry up and make the new thread

put it out

someone make a new

Not really, if somebody is that much of a cunt then you let them get older and die alone whilst you go for somebody nicer and who isn't stuck up their own arse.

pinned her down on the grass and barebacked her

tommy is physically strong, but mentally hes not there. Dont blame him, hes only 20

dont be needy and be straight to the point, girls like her only respond to elite men

>implying a giga chad would go for her over Lucie

Keep trying his "I'm a tough but nice guy" act and bang on about how much he loves crying and Disney and his mum, that'll work

Not bothered with her

just said "straight up" that he was more attracted to Lucie at the time

So uh Callum and Yewande are still in the Villa right? Haven't seen 'em

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that was a top tier time

Go post in your own cancerous thread.

:(

Top tier talent

no easy girl is worth it lad. Shes not even a cunt desu, shes pretty much every stacy ive met in london (who gets approached by hundred of men per night).

>Walk into her sunlight
>Stay still for about a minute
>Start pec dancing
>Jack shorts up his arse so he's basically hanging out
>Start squatting & russian dancing in front of her

new thread you lazy fucks

I'll concede to your trips lad

His entire future is on the line. He either gets kicked off tomorrow and everyone forgets him or he wins the whole thing,

Did Anna die?

don't give tripfags (you)s

>that advert
norftech irl

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I'm on it

giga chad loves black women, it is known

ITV2 has so much shite programs

Any one think Sherif looks like a budget Stormzy?

>shot the sherif

kek

>It's the Anna and Sharif part of the episode

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Sherif is based

Lmao

This bitch cleans up well
Thought she was the most clapped in here before

this black guy has been media trained, he should act like he would in the hood

where is 190

Based Sheriff

kek thats true

OURGUY Sherif is kicking budget Khloe kardashian to the curb

Jews must be pretty mad that their black man x white woman thing isn't working.

all womyn are the same bro

Try speaking to one

*slaps anna*

He looks like Wayne Brady

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>Persians
>White

S H E R I F

innit she thicc

Unlike you, I do.

Also filtered, tripfag

shed love that

8 years olds don't count

Could Curtis be any more bent

High iq Post

Dont even reply to the nonce mate, he is getting desperate to get attention and is replying to people hoping for replies

I haven't seen Joe make one single sandwich on the show yet

graftin like a gypsy

NEW THREAD READY TO GO WHEN THIS ONE IS DONE

NEW THREAD READY TO GO WHEN THIS ONE IS DONE

NEW THREAD READY TO GO WHEN THIS ONE IS DONE

NEW THREAD READY TO GO WHEN THIS ONE IS DONE

>Curtis the agony aunt of the villa
He's gonna win like this isn't he the bastard

based

Tommy lad, fuck Amber off. She's a twat

callum is a cuck

Amber you know what I like about you

Your feet

>forcing new threads
Why has this gimmick carried over from last year? One is fine.

The program ends in a minute for fucks sake

>how do you feel

Shes right hes interviewing her, women need to be lead

How long until Curtis spikes Tommy's drink and molests him?

man I wish he just woud

Amber why don't you lead the conversation then you stupid bint.

Wanna 'ave a chat?

Yo Curtis is a snake

Amber a cunt

everyone hating on amber is a virgin

Wow a new whore is entering the villa

God she is ugly.

>social influencer
>I lurrrv a badboi x
>teh clarws are ahtt

Ugh