Someone hires you to make a movie that will be a giant box office flop, but you have to make it look believable (can't just film a wall for 2 hours or make obvious technical errors). Budget is $100 million. Wat do?
Someone hires you to make a movie that will be a giant box office flop...
Joshua Foster
Gavin Stewart
adapt the hunchback of notre dame starring masie willaims
Jackson Edwards
just get Adam Sandler and some shitty sidekick like Rob Shneider and let them loose in a zoo or museum
Brody Murphy
I'd film a pirate movie starring Gena Davis
Anthony Ward
Lolita, but to satisfy the twitter hordes, Lolita is cast as a 26 year old obese woman.
Anthony Powell
Solo 2, or basically make a sequel to some other flop
Joseph Long
Remake saving private ryan with an all female "diverse" cast
Grayson Ward
Pauley Shore comeback movie.
Colton Jones
Make a christian epic.
Ayden Scott
Pull an Eragon and adapt some pulp fantasy book. Easy to blow the budget on effects, easy to make cheesy and bad.
Sebastian Phillips
Blade Runner 3. Blade Runner movies are doomed to be box office flops but will always be kino
Jaxson Carter
a cowboy pirate movie set in space like John Carter
or valerian city of a thousand planets
Levi Phillips
Sci fi movie, marketing is all about how it's the next star wars and it's not like those other sci-fi movies that promised to be different. This one has a special meaning.
Hire some C tier actors and a heavily washed up B lister. EZ money hole.
Kayden Davis
Adopt God Emperor of Dune.
And no, there won't be any Dune prequels before that. Leto II. will be played by Ryan Gosling in a giant, fully functional worm suit
Gabriel Morris
Make a movie about women fighters beating other women fighters, all of then wearing sexy clothes. The fights must be believable, done by actual martial artists, with no jump cuts, like the chinese kung-fu movies back then.
The story would be that a gang of angry girls kidnapped some shota to have sex with him, and the MC is his older sister who also have an erotic relationship with him who fights against the mafia using martial arts to rescue him.
About gender discussions, I will just play it as those slice of life animes. We won't talk about dudes and they won't appear. The only male in the movie is the shota, and nobody will make questions about it.
Jason Lopez
Dark Phoenix.
Jaxson Morris
Jersey Shore: The Movie featuring the original cast CGI'd to look like they were when the show originally aired
Jaxson Gutierrez
Another Pacific Rim sequel
Austin Green
Oh Christ, I can’t stop laughing. For bonus points, don’t even directly reference Dune in the title and only show Goose’s face in the trailers.
Juan Ortiz
And repeat Lynch’s mistake of having every single character express all their thoughts in whispered voice-over.
Nolan Diaz
Springtime for Hitler
Connor Williams
>Make a christian epic but with niggers and spics in all important roles, especially jesus
Carson Young
Back to the Future remake with 2 female leads
Aaron Bennett
kek, was gonna post this.
Gavin Hernandez
>mistake
Elijah Jones
How long is his dong? Hentai bull-shota tier?
Easton Green
Springtime for Hitler
Owen Jones
generic action movie based loosely on a childhood fable/ folklore
>hansel + gretel
>jack and beanstalk
>humpty dumpty 2: judgement day etc
Asher Mitchell
Charlie's Angels reboot but all the angels are Leslie Jones.
Levi Gonzalez
I'd just hand the $100 million to Daddy Derek, be credited as a producer or something.
Nathan Kelly
fpbp
James White
Honestly, this.
Brody Davis
As Star Wars spin off based on Finn's backstory
Noah Green
They already look like cgi characters so it could work
Luis Hill
No, it was a mistake. If you can’t let the character’s interactions or emoting convey their thoughts, you have fucked up. If it were up to me, I’d have had them use the made-up words of the various languages and use color-coded subtitles to convey the actual implications of the exchanges. It would help convey how nuanced their culture and society is without slowing every single scene to an absolute crawl.