New avgn just came out for all of us afternoon neets

he is 40

The entire episode is made up of gameplay from Mike Mateis live streams

based and mikepilled

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>he is 40
No, you butthorn.
He's 38 going on 39. He'll be 40 next year, so he may as well join Game Sack while he's at it.

FUCK YOU JAMES I STILL REMEMBER ZETA PROJECT

Based Supes

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>CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
what did James mean by this?

is it just me or was this episode fucking terrible? it just felt so empty and bland.

A perfect summation of Screenwave AVGN

Problem is he decided to retread a game from one of the episodes with his best line without having anything near close to it.
youtube.com/watch?v=8EX0zcCQ2R0

they are the same company so a cameo crossover could happen

another shitty fucking ep complete with retarded thumbnail

The gameplay was taken from Mikes streams. James just showed up, read his lines and left.

There were a couple funny moments in this one, but mostly it was underwhelming. The worst episodes of AVGN are getting worse than ever these days, but luckily, every third episode or so is still good, as has been the case for a few years now.

wtf does he even spend all his 'time' on

Rare pic of Mike with his cock erect

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12
IN CH ES

He is “working” on a movie that will come out likely never.
A book about himself, that has nothing to do with avgn. (more stuff about his home movies made as a kid)
But mainly, taking care of his kids because his wife is a hardcore sjw and forces him to do everything she wants. And he does it.

Where’s the erect cock pic? isnt his dick like 9 inches

Or maybe....just....maybe.... he wants to be a good dad?!

the cock chad

>he decided

james doesn't decide shit anymore. the screenwave slobs do all the "work". james just has to show up and do the "acting".

this is why modern AVGN is fucking garbage.

>wow im such a good dad i literally do nothing besides observe my kids every move

because his wife commands thats what he must do

he could record 5 episodes just while they were at school.

shut the f up

His dick is in that photo. It's to the left of his head.

i.ytimg.com/vi/MfgS6WLvHCk/maxresdefault.jpg

are you new here buddy

Damn, Mike sure is knotpilled.

i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/211/414/o-hai-you-must-be-new-here.jpg
youtube.com/watch?v=ucSBuOImnlM

kill yourself faggot

based

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I see James got a new hairstyle.

its called the homer cut

take me back to the past

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before screenwave slobs made episodes that suck ass

Zeta Project was cool.
Did they ever found a way to prove his innocence?

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where did the hair go?

fuck i wanna play that ps1 version now

He's wearing a vampire costume

thats the version he should have played ffs

youtube.com/watch?v=8DvsvjJeK4Q

hmm

can't find an iso. i think its just seen in vids

youtube.com/watch?v=obvHYtBJajI

here's the polar opposite

Do you think her panties smell like french fries?
youtube.com/watch?v=8HI02wzbBGs

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>james said pwn noobs
screenslobs are trying to make him embarrassing

her feets probably do

MUH KIDS

I dont find her attractive in the least.

She is pretty hot IMO. Sorta jealous Mike gets to plow his dick into her every night

strange. why even bother with the pretense just make the porn by itself would be much more simple?

faggot

So, it was shit?

The last good episode was Metal Gear. How How long has it been? 4 years?

shameless

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guess who else was at the zoo for darcys birthday? now where was james? did he really not go?

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looks like his wife went back to being ugly

he has no time these days so he got screenwave fattie #2 to go in his place.

thats aprils mom incel

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It's so surreal seeing James do advertisements, and for vpns of all things. I've always thought of James as coming from a simpler time where people making videos didn't need ads or sponsors to make their content.

COOL
RERUNS
ALREADY!!!

I wonder if mike is allowed around his kids?

The only good part of the Philly zoo is the primate house. The tiger enclosure is good for recreating that one scene from Rocky with your gf, but the rest is a concrete hellscape.

>good
>dad

yeah i wonder how april feels about him. no pics with mike and the kids though.

>implying they are not mikes kids