Nobody gets in and out of this thread! NOBODY! You guys think I'M crazy! Well, that's fine! Most of ya don't know what's goin' on around here, but I'm damn well sure SOME of you do!
D'ya think that thing wanted to get singles?! No singles make it a thousand miles to page 10! No, you don't understand! That thing wanted to get DUBS! If a post gets out, it could imitate everything on the FRONT PAGE OF Yea Forums! AND NOTHING CAN STOP IT!
hmmm
>quads
what did he mean by this?
>quadruples
Sneed and Chuckpilled
wew
We're gonna check the end everybody's post number... cause we're gonna find out who's the Thing. Singles are human, dubs are things.
I'm definitely human
Ohhh fuggg
This is bullshit, man!
no need to even check me, human as can be
So he was pretry much confirmed thing. Glad we stopped checking. It was getting out of hand.
Im a man not a number
>t. the thing
this meme will last a week
Looks like you're ok. Put this on and watch the-
OH SHIT ROAST THE MOTHERFUCKER
Nothing to see here. Only humans on my end.
Burn it with Fire !!
Burn them
thats a great fire engine
I know I'm human.
Checked
Checked
We're all human here.
ε
If I was a Thing, would I kindly remind everyone that there are
>only 282 days until Godzilla vs Kong
it's okay, all 5 here
Calm down Blair, give me the gun
Yea, this guy seems trustworthy. Give him the gun.
the token nigger on the base
I know you gentlemen have been through a lot... But when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH!
[Shuffles] [Cough]
I'LL KILL YOU
>quads
>singles
I'm getting mixed messages here
WATCH OUT user
it's because the test is bullshit
Well I know I'm humon
nah, think you'll be staying on the couch mr. thing
it was fun that one time about 6-8 months ago but now it's forced and soon to be run into the ground like everything else
trump does not support israel
Hooomon
Dubs for trannies being a curse on this Earth
DAMN IT user, TORCH IT
If you're worried about me-
I found some ripped undies in a post above this one.
Calm down, that had to be the last one. Why not have a drink out of my flask bro?
I know I’m human...
A TOAST
to humans
FUCK CHESS
FUCK NORWEGIANS
FUCK CLARK
AND MOST OF ALL
FUCK THINGS
Check these singles
human reporting in
based shack man
I need to talk to you, in the thyacool
sure can do, buddy
The poster below me still has life in his cellular remains, hes not dead yet
⊑⋔⋏
nobody doubted you for a second, melting face flesh man.
These men are delusional, there cannot be a Thing in this thread
I'm not human
TIED TO THESE FUCKING DUBS!
You really gonna trust this guy gary?
*runs out into the snow*
uh oh
It's OP!! Burn it Childs!
Get me off this FUCKING couch!
///OwO\\\
Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy ;) nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles
>Get me off this FUCKING couch!
LIGHT HIM UP!
>one off
you may have everyone else fooled, but I've got my eyes on you bastards
Hello fellow humans!
why was windows such a pussy
small dude with no axe shouldn't fight a big dude with an axe
Yeah I know Brimley was badass in that scene, Windows just seemed more traumatized by everything than everyone else. It was a shitpost, I loved his performance.
>bennings thing
>dubs
nice
>I KILL JEWS
How did he get away with it?
>that scream
pure kino