>balding, insecure, manlet
>dates 47 women over the course if the series
Balding, insecure, manlet
Jace White
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Gabriel Evans
>OP, balding, insecure, manlet
>sucks 47 dicks over the course of one week
Hudson Watson
On top of being funny and charismatic he goes outside and makes an effort, that goes a long way.
that's what you incels will never understand.
Matthew Cook
theres no way people actually talk to women
Christian Campbell
>clear skin
>humorous
>friends with famous people
>worked for the fucking yankees
>extreme dedication to his pursuits
The only surprising thing is that he didn't knock up all of those girls.
Isaiah Reed
>how does it do it durr
have any of you even asked out 47 women?
Levi Green
>The only surprising thing is that he didn't knock up all of those girls.
He uses Kramers experimental condom with a 100% success rate.
Nathaniel Ward
>was the original basedboy beta cuck
>Fuggs in everything
Evan Edwards
Define asked out and woman.
Jason Long
>considered a loser because he's still a virgin at 40
>went on at least one date in his teens which went well enough for the girl to offer him oral sex at the end
>has his own apartment which he keeps well furnished and spotlessly clean
>collection of comic book memorabilia that is actually worth something
>job that seems like a McJob on the surface but gets him contacts and a valuable social network
>great body for a 40 year old American
>sticks to his principles and doesn't consider himself to be a loser
Jace Campbell
>has money
>dates old used up roasties
Any fatfuck loser can do that
Alexander James
It was a different time, unironically.
Justin Watson
how many passes have you made at non-self individuals for the purposes of engaging in sexual or romantic interaction?
Jack Sullivan
Remember when George kidnapped and killed all those women. That was a weird episode. I think it was after Larry David left.
Adam Roberts
>at non-self individuals
Do con traps count?
Julian White
are you yourself a con trap and have you made a pass at yourself a la Buffalo Bill?
Liam Jones
It's also fictional and would never happen in real life
Nathaniel Perez
In the 90's Tinder didn't exist, and it's New York City which is full of squirrely looking jews so he doesn't have much competition.
Juan Lopez
zoomer here. can any real boomer tell me what dating was like in the 90s without all these apps. where did you even meet girls
Jose Thompson
>where did you even meet girls
Everywhere
Anthony Flores
No
Matthew Hernandez
12 all single mothers for some reason.
Owen Anderson
>Pathological liar in order to create and maintain relationships
Remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.
Thomas Martin
youtube.com
It's too bad this would never actually work
Michael Ramirez
Through friends, at work, at parties. We tended to be less autistic talking to women because we got a lot more face to face contact. Instead of typing into apps. Be somewhat charismatic, show interest in them, and don’t spaz out. Sometimes you get rejected sometimes you don’t.
Charles Nelson
This. If you're charismatic and confident that the worst you'll get is a "no," this attitude works wonders. Being a timid autist afraid of rejection is a self-fulfilling prophecy. You don't have to look like a chad to act like one.
Chase Gonzalez
>none of his relationships last a long time, except for one, and he's miserable in it
pretty life-like
Julian Ramirez
cringe
Parker Fisher
Have sex
Evan Young
yeah, everyone didn't have phones so it was much simpler to open up a conversation (not that it wasn't still nerve-wracking). nowadays the default, forever unless we have a luddite revolution, is that if you talk to someone you dont know, you're taking away from them because they could be reading the news or messaging someone or playing a game.Didn't used to be like that, used to be you might well be adding to their life by talking to them
Jayden Ward
Meanwhile the real Jason Alexander has been in a secure, loving relationship with his wife of 37 years, who seems like a fine bird, and is a good father to his children.
Which would you rather be, George Costanza or Jason Alexander?
Jack Allen
ITT: Morons who don’t understand George getting women is part of the joke
E.g.:
Either women or assholes with no to few friends
Jonathan Campbell
>insecure
He was self-loathing, not insecure
Brayden Green
>Implying he'd have any luck in current year where men have to compete with every swinging dick in a 100 mine radius because of social media while women have a conga line of cocks ready whenever they open their phone
Andrew Collins
You get arrested and put on a sex offender's list now for doing anything near what he did to get dates
Parker Cook
>who seems like a fine bird
yeah a fucking ostrich jesus
Carson Cox
>just have a enough wit and chutzpah to amass a $400 million fortune, bruh
Cooper Williams
it was new york
it was the 90s
they lived in a white neighborhood
he was not shy
he actually hit on women
he was white
white people dating white people in new jork in the 90s.
not hard to believe