Balding, insecure, manlet

>balding, insecure, manlet
>dates 47 women over the course if the series

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>OP, balding, insecure, manlet
>sucks 47 dicks over the course of one week

On top of being funny and charismatic he goes outside and makes an effort, that goes a long way.
that's what you incels will never understand.

theres no way people actually talk to women

>clear skin
>humorous
>friends with famous people
>worked for the fucking yankees
>extreme dedication to his pursuits
The only surprising thing is that he didn't knock up all of those girls.

>how does it do it durr
have any of you even asked out 47 women?

>The only surprising thing is that he didn't knock up all of those girls.
He uses Kramers experimental condom with a 100% success rate.

>was the original basedboy beta cuck
>Fuggs in everything

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Define asked out and woman.

>considered a loser because he's still a virgin at 40
>went on at least one date in his teens which went well enough for the girl to offer him oral sex at the end
>has his own apartment which he keeps well furnished and spotlessly clean
>collection of comic book memorabilia that is actually worth something
>job that seems like a McJob on the surface but gets him contacts and a valuable social network
>great body for a 40 year old American
>sticks to his principles and doesn't consider himself to be a loser

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