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>The cast includes international names Elena Anaya, Louis Garrel and Christoph Waltz, as well as Americans Wallace Shawn and Gina Gershon.

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Woody Allen is fucking 83 years old and still shits out his flicks faster than Marvel.
Does he just get a handful of actors, makes them talk about relationships in an urban city and calls it a day?

>Christoph Waltz
oh no....

Christoph Waltz BTFO

Yes.

yes

> Gina Gershon.

not the gina gershon i wanted

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he's gotta get home to molest some little girls so is real fast on set

How is this relic still alive? What do these multi millionaires do to extend their life this long?

Will "A Rainy Day in New York" be kino?

what did she spill on herself?

Oh no, a film without tess Thompson and zendaya proving the art of acting is dead, whatever shall we do?

they can afford the best medical care, high quality food and don't need to stress about the small things. that's why celebrities are all adult children, their struggles aren't real.

why is welles so based

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Bird poop

lord willing

seething fat fuck jealous of a guy that made movies all his life

...and thats a good thing!

One of his parents lived to 100 and the other to their mid90s.

Sounds wonderful. I've loved Wally Shawn since MANHATTAN (1979).

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how isnt he in jail?
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>The film tells a story of a married American couple where the husband get's cucked, but it the end all is good
OH WOW SO FRESH AND ORIGINAL WOODY BRAVO

based and daughter-in-law pilled

>Elena Anaya
Doctor Poison?

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>preferring a skinny woodman slav whore to a jewish milf

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mmmmbwwwwaaaaahhhhh....the JEWISH...campaign....

Satanism?

>misspelling Landa's name

Visiting the consulate with "Wally" Shawn.

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Women love his movies for that same reason, contradictions are the only way they know how to seem deep.

The Spanish are delighted!

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welles the well known humorist

Satanic rituals with other jews such as jeff epstein

Spain's age of consent was 13 until a few years ago

> Woody Allen had intended to film "Inner Rose", a comedy drama in which Kiernan Shipka and Izzy Moner would play two girls in love with Allen's witty yet neurotic Jewish songwriter.

> Moner and Shipka would have many scenes with Allen's witty protagonist, and would fight over him in a scene where they wrestle in nothing more than bra and panties in an empty children's play pool.

> Allen's character would have them kiss and make up and "kiss each other better" while making clever and witty one liners.

Could have been Kino, anons.

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thanks for the chuckle

oh so it's a film set in spain, filmed in spain and thus will have spanish actors then?

>preferring a yid

>preferring someone who's taken hundreds of black cocks on screen and probably thousands more off screen

> In "Daughters and Boys", Woody Allen (writing and directing) would play a clever, yet also neurotic science journalist, who meets Emma Watson's lonely feminist. She falls in love with the science journalist, much to the irritation of his wife, played by Julianne Moore, who publicly spanks Watson across her lap in an art gallery while being witty, causing Watson to fall in love with her, too, transforming into a slutty Bimbo, making Allen's protag feel conflicted.

Elizabeth Debicki plays their lesbian marriage guidance counsellor and Emma Roberts plays her bimbo assistant.

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Wtf he literally described me

> Allen's scripts are of course mainly focused on drama and relationships, but some unused scripts are much simpler. Perhaps the most surprisingly brash is "Bum Rush" in which Allen played the witty, slightly short tempered, and insecure coach of a girls netball team, all of whom desperately want him.

herself

he should cast a movie with all unknown actors. Its easier to believe them as the characters if they are not familiar faces. These loudmouth actors need to learn how replaceable they are.

But you repeat yourself

>Christoph Waltz
He's A-list though.

I creampies so many 13 year old Spanish girls in the summer of 03.

it's exactly what he does

Is Kizuna Ai gonna be in this?