For me is "Three stories"

For me it's the brain eating amoeba that's makes black man laugh while another man dies

Her kidneys couldn't filter her blood then got internal bleeding from the crash from what I remember

Good taste
Then House's Head & Wilson's Heart ?

House's Head and Wilson's Heart are the best drama episodes of a series to exist.

I'll fight anyone that disagrees with me.

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i love the episode with the teen swimming slut getting preggo then killing the baby

*blocks your path*

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Very based.

Where do you think we are?

Resignation. Top ending.

i like the one where the teen model fucks her dad because she's got internal testicles

"The ultimate woman... Is a man"
Based writers, way ahead of their time

House was always based

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House's Head
Wilson's Heart
are two best back to back episodes in TV history
prove me wrong

can't remember the name of the episode but it's the one where house has an argument with his boss then he has to do work in the ER and then they get a new patient and the man doctor say it might be one disease and then the other man doctor says it's another disease and they have an argument and then the lady doctor says something and then house says that would be a good idea if it wasn't stupid then he calls them all idiots then he talks to his friend who got cancer even though he was a cancer doctor and annoys him and then there's a practical joke and then the 2 men doctors and the lady doctors argue about their theories while examing the patient who then suddenly feels really sick and then the 2 men doctors and the lady doctor go back to house and he says well now we know it isn't any of your stupid ideas and then he thinks about stuff for a bit and decides to do something really dangerous to the patient and his boss says no but then house does it anyway and the patient gets better and then house looks sad again because he is a tortured genius with a drug problem like sherlock holmes

For me, it's "House Devided". Amber hallucination was sick.

Oh I remember that one

For me its No Reason

She took a large dose of an antiviral. Suffered an acute kidney injury in the crash. Antiviral was excreted renally, couldn't because of the AKI so caused an overdose. Was protein-bound so dialysis wouldn't work.

Housefag here, objectively best episodes are
Three Stories
Euphoria
Distractions
Cane and Able
The Jerk
House’s Head/Wilson’s Heart
Birthmarks
House Divided/Under My Skin/Both Sides Now
Broken

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that one episode in the second-to-last season in which house performs surgery on his own leg

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are you the same housefag that told me to only watch seasons 1-6 a couple months ago? if so, thanks, and you're still based

Hell yeah. This episode will always stand out for me. Actually the whole season 3 is probably the best one

Actually, yeah that was me. Thanks bro

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That one is called "My big fat Greek dilemma"

you are thinking of a different show probably

its insane how much of a nosedive this show takes in season 7. never got to season 8 because of it

Unironically my favourite arc.

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no it's the one with the quirky patient who is keeping a deep dark secret from their friends and family and it's only when house sends the lady doctor and one of the man doctors to break into their house that he realises they need to start telling the truth because he says this really clever thing about how everybody lies which is really perceptive but also really sad and that's why he's a tortured genius like sherlock holmes

For me it's House's Head and Wilson's Heart.

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The only reason why I remember this is because Katheryn was in it in her prime.

I've started watching House, only 5 episodes into season 2 atm but so far season 2 has had great episodes.

The surprising thing about House is that after the main cast leaves, the series gets better. Season 4 is the best season. It all goes downhill after season 5 if I remember it right. The last season, the one with the chinese girl, is bad.

i'll raise you Bastogne and The Breaking Point

>The Jerk
topkek episode

hodgkin's lymphoma

I disagree that S4 is better than S1-3. I found the survivor trope tedious and most of the episodes after were meh, and didn’t really stand out (until obviously the Season Finale)
Season Five was good though, I liked that season a lot.

I'm on my third rewatch of the complete series.

Late 2000s were truly the Platinum Age of Television. There is no way a show like that could be on Broadcast TV today.

>it's a "be not afraid" episode

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>oh God, OH GOD

She didn't kill him kek. She was still in primary school and kept the baby

I quite liked the smallpox episode, is that 7?

>he says this really clever thing about how everybody lies
Dr Bob Kelso?

The white autist was pretty bad too

>It's a House hallucinates episode
>also it's the season finale
>you can't always get what you want starts playing

the black man doctor

Go away let me be brainless

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Best ep was the one where the guy says everything he thinks out loud and starts calling everyone niggers.

This scene creeped me the fuck out
vimeo.com/44173578

"Wilson" is a great ep. I love the radically different tone when Wilson is the star and the slapstick perspective on all the dumb shit House's team do.

The Cuddy version was not nearly as good

Official House power ranking:
S - House
A - Wilson, Chase
B, C, D, E - LITERALLY WHO CARES

What's the rationale?

I literally cried at the end of Lines in the Sand when the kid gives House his game console

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I miss House, best Sherlock Holmes and Watson yet

Don't remember the episode, but for me, it's
> I'm pissed because I'm dying, and it's not fair. And I need... I need a friend. I need to know that you're there. I need... I need you to tell me that my life... was worthwhile, and I... I need you to tell me that you love me.

I cried when Kutner killed himself and Taub was the only one who didn't seem affected, and then he broke down and cried when he was in the hospital by himself.

Also, when Wilson loses Amber and Taub just holds his wife. That whole episode was saddening.

>Kutner killed himself
Reminder that this happened because Kumar went to become a staffer at the White House under Obongo, the writers were so pissed that they made him kill himself like a bitch.

>the flashback to the autist shoveling sand into his mouth
I laugh every single time

I know that's what the real explanation is, but a suicide coming out of nowhere with no closure felt very realistic.

Also amazing, very hard to say which of these two are better. But they are both peak quality drama.

based, got similar feels in Dimwit when the pianist is able to button up his own shirt

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Damn I definitely need to rewatch house again. But Wilson's Heart fucking broke me last time I watched, as my mother had died from cancer just two months before. How the fuck can a series be that good?

why was everyone ok with breaking into patients homes

Rewatched it twice. Season 8 was almost decent that I was kinda sad that it ended. Cuddy being gone was a god given gift hidden behind a loss.

for me it's One Day, One Room

yup

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Because working/studying for house does great for resume and people wanted to learn from the best. It would look bad if you were hired and then fired promptly.

>that watermark
tell me there's a better version of this image

Remember when Chase fucking killed that african warmongerer? That was rad
What's your favourite version of him? For me it's S8 short hair

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I like Pedo Chase with the little cancer loli

I know, I'll cut it away next time but I couldn't find a better version.

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shit taste

>13 solved as many cases as Foreman, despite being in less than half the episodes he is.
Foreman was never good and was always nothing more than House's pet nigger

based episode

Fight me faggot.

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Chase is such a Chad. Cameron didn't deserve him.
I kind of liked long-hair Chase. Punished Chase after Cameron just fucking left him even though she killed a guy herself

The one where the underaged girl fell in love with House and stalked him, but it was due to a brain fungus, not that he's appealing

>is an aussie
>blond blue eyed chad
>kills an african warlord
>kisses cancer loli
>after his divorce starts fucking a different girl every day because he can
God how can one man be this based? Anyway my favorite is original Chase

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house was kino as fuck and i loved it but HOLY FUCK THIS IS THE WORST EPISODE IN THE ENTIRE SERIES

everyone always forgets about the hottest house girl

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Pretty much all television including house went to shit during / after the writers strike.

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she was so fucking gorgeous it hurts

mr ward are you here?

>being this dense

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It was a warning to Seth Rich

i wish 13 was my gf

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i actually really liked this character

Not when in the scenes kutner was alone he didn't act any different, depressed people don't generally keep up the act when no-one is around.

the one where Foreman gets sick is pretty kino, also

I know it's universally hated, buy I really liked all the arcs of House getting better.
Talking to that fat nigger in the mental institute, being House but then slowly taking a taste (through a fucking stupid superman+magic mute girl subplot) of a normal life WHILE still having his gift.
He genuinely was better at those episodes, and just because the series has to keep being milked all his work in almost a full season was dismissed in one episode for no good in-universe reason.

What did he mean by this?

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am I the weird one for not knowing the titles of individual episodes of my favorite shows?

I keep thinking of rewatching it but then i remember how much the crooked cop story arc annoyed me and don't bother.

Tritter? That's only 2 episodes or so. The Vogel arc lasts like half a season it feels like.

i liked it too. it was cool to see them trying something different than the usual formula

Based

oh shit i forgot about vogel, doesn't he eventually get his comeuppance though? I remember Tritter just abusing his power and acting like he's some paragon standing up to a bully when he's just a bully himself yet in the end house just has to go into rehab cause he can't do anything about him.

The only arc I didn't like was the one with the private investigator. That character was annoying.

Apparently his name was Vogler, and he just leaves the hospital, with his money.

I actually remember liking him, it was nice for house to get a friend that didn't just constantly whinge and moan at him but he just disappears at some point doesn't he?

S5 and S6 is pretty good when it combines with old and new team there is a pretty good dynamic. And you don't have to suffer through shit like Cameron

He appears later in the show as Cuddy's boyfriend

I don't remember who this is

what are you talking about? cameron was kino unlike kutner, park, masters etc.

Would have been nice if they stuck with it instead of him going back to being an addict and 'regular' House
>yeah that's how it often happens in real life
Yes I know, but it's a show, there are supposed to be arcs and changes for characters

I dislike her character. I'm glad Chase got away

Helps them with doing their jobs. Even Masters eventually become okay with it.

Yeah but then they just break up off screen or something and he's never heard from again

I liked it but I'm a sucker for mellodrama.
His German gf was sexy

Chase was a bootlicker and a snitch. Foreman was House's only worthy successor

Do you guys think the series ended well or did they kind of screw the pooch? I thought it was alright but it felt kind of rushed. Wilson and House literally riding off into the sunset together was nice.

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I hated that they just brushed it off but I did enjoy the finale with the girl who got her leg trapped.
Seeing house finnaly come to terms with the fact that he made the wrong call regarding his leg was satisfying.

Season 8 was mediocre, but the finale was unadulterated kino.

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dr adams from season 8. total babe

There were originally going to be 9 seasons which is why 8 feels rushed at times. The ending itself though was great

95% of the episode was genuinely the least enjoyable house episode ever.
The actual last 2 mins are kino though

>boring "drama" where you're supposed to be uncertain if House will escape (as if you didn't know if he would)
>just a lot of uninteresting talking to past characters
>fake out death even though you know he survived
It was kind of shit until the very end.

I hated every moment with Lin-Manuel Miranda and his meth freak character.

S1 backstabbing Chase

most of the prison/rehab scenes are pretty tedious

>feel like I'm the only one who likes the show after season 6
Honestly there are some good episodes in 7 and 8, it can be a bit hit and miss but I liked the series too much to stop watching and it never got truly unbearable. The most ridiculous thing was probably House driving a monster truck with his team in the streets.

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>Wilson and House literally riding off into the sunset together was nice.
That final scene with them on their bikes and finally at peace really stayed in my memory.

What's the worst episode? For me it's Simple Explanation

ouch
really loved Amber

one of the best character

deserved to be in the good seasons

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my favorite was one of the season finales (I think season 5?) when house is in the coma

pretty sure wilson would suffer from ptsd for years irl after living through such a traumatic experience

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For me its "Simple Explanation"

tfw House almost stayed on the bus to afterlife because of the fear that Wilson would hate him forever

That’s S2

Do you think they switched up team members all the time because people wanted off, wanted side projects, or to cut money by showing them they weren't all that?

He does in the show, im pretty sure he ruined at least one relationship with a woman because of that. And remember that time when he was talking to her after her death to feel better

>house dated a literal stacy

it's definitely the one with the "I WAS RAPED" chick

>her

She's part of the reason any of 7 is bearable. Fucking nice ass legs too.

S4 premiere I didn’t like aside from House/Wilson relationship
Also the S5 premiere because of that cringey camel bitch
I haven’t seen S7 or 8 in years but I know there were a lot of cringey episodes there

S4 first ep, when House is working alone? I thought that was kind of neat

>alone
This lad doesn't count?

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More likely they didn't want to fall back on the same dynamics. They wanted to try something new but it's hard when there's no character arcs planned.

i really liked her outfits

>that episode where Chase joins House and Wilson on their speed dating stint

>I play video games

So damn good.

Based janny.

Agreed. She was a nice opposite to House and the team on morals and shit on top of actually being smart af. Her nerdiness was pretty cute. Her first and last episode were good. She made S7 a lot more bearable.

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>presents himself as a complete 'loser'
>easily gets all the matches at the end, House and Wilson winning the bet
What a Chad

The lighting is really weird in this picture.

I really enjoyed the early seasons of this but I couldn't rewatch it now because I've got crazy health anxiety and this would fuel it like nothing else

I think the show peaked in season 4-5-6

sigh...

Prison was pretty top tier but they jumped back into the loop way too soon

Was this the girl with a tick in her vagoo. Based episode

Taub was awesome. Don't think I'd feel the desire to cheat though his wife was pretty hot/thicc

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wee Elle

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That's unfortunate. I have a friend who liked it years ago but also doesn't watch it now because the idea of all those possible illnesses being real scares him too much. So at least you're not alone, there's other people who don't watch it anymore or won't rewatch out of fear/anxiety

"Doctor Buffer..."

Masters looks like THAT?

>ctf+f
>"Lockdown"
>mfw no results
House with that patient scenes were fucking great and salvaged the cringefest of others. Except Chase and Cameron ending, it was good too.

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I liked them all, I wish there was deeper Thirteen and Wilson stuff, but their scenes were still funny at least. Taub and Foreman were good too and yah House with the dying patient was some kino House shit.

How problematic would house be today?

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Canceled after first season problematic

House was peak comfy. You cannot deny this.

no more laser pointer on Cuddy's tits

underrated

i watched this entire series and cant remember a single episode

high test

Nobody gonna mention Wilson kidnapping house's guitar? That shit was hilarious

bump

I liked the one where Dr Blackman nuked the chick's bone marrow and killed her, then didn't have any fallout from an M&M review.

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There would be more uproar about what Cuddys wears. I think House could still get away with all his jokes though

Apparently Gosho Aoyama's favorite is Frozen

how would you feel if it ended at season 5

vimeo.com/73621475

youtube.com/watch?v=cT62cbL-_r4

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Season 5 finale was kino as fuck

The framing device in that ep is pretty good although I could do with way less carmen drooling

half wit

WILSON: I could set up a tower on the roof during a lightning storm. Help you switch brains with your patient. Then you would be the brilliant pianist and he would be the doctor hiding brain cancer from his friend.

HOUSE: It's nothing.

>I think the show peaked in season 4-5-6

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Absolutely this right here. I mean a lot of episodes are good but this is just peak TV

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season 2 was the peak

Agreed. S3 was starting to sag but it was the perfect final season. S4 and later just ruined the show.

shut the FUCK UPPPPP AHH

>hating S4
LOL

It would be kino.

early s4 is the most fun the show ever was

Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chitchat later, I'm Doctor Gregory House; you can call me "Greg." I'm one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.
This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a BORED ...certified diagnostician with a double specialty in infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this clinic who is forced to be here against his will. That is true, isn't it?
But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this. This is Vicodin. It's mine. You can't have any. And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell.

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Clinic scenes were the best, was that the same episode where he offered everyone money in exchange for leaving?

Nah that was a later episode

for me, it's informed consent and lines in the sand.

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Would you?

this

you could tell that the episode was from a female writer who could only write about rape

>It's a House is having withdrawals episode.

I miss 'house is formulaic' posting.

You forgot he became the new House.

Based

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I liked the one where he went to the clinic wearing an ICE baseball cap and 90% of the people waiting left in a hurry.