/got/

Either a rebellion prequel or Dunk & Egg. The studio execs are complete fucking brainlets if they think something related to the main story in the vaguest possible way will help capture the success of GoT.

read OP's filename speedreaderkun, I feel like I'm on Yea Forums all over again

Start reading the books, when does shit finally start going off the rails in the show into D&D fan fiction?

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>Implying blacks are even from Essos

Blacks on Planetos are Summer Islanders. They specifically did not know the rest of the world existed until the Ghiscari found them thousands of years ago. This Long Night shit is pre-Ghiscari. There is zero reason for there to be blacks in Westeros at the time, let alone Essos.

What about Summer Island merchants in King's Landing and Oldstown?

Some of the nigs will probably play CotF, especially that alien-looking one.

this was answered last thread
it's confirmed Long Night

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>long night prequel
>when s8e3 turned NK into a jobber
I bet they aren't even making Azor Ahai

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I don't mind a little bit of diversity but why minority always mean black. where are the mexicans,paki,asian,native ...

Pretty sure the sandy dornish are atleast partial niggers

A Feast for Crows and A dance with Dragons, thats really when it goes off the rails but there are still some decent size changes until then.
Good luck reading m8, first 3 books are top tier low fantasy kino.

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King's Landing did not exist back then

In the mind of the corporate "let's pretend to be liberal and diverse to appease the masses" director, there are only black and white people.

They're mediterranean

Weren't the Others seen in Essos as well as in Westeros?

They're making Azor Ahai "she" will be a black transgender man

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Wouldn't that be the salty dornish?

supposedly yeah, it got so cold for so long during the Long Night that the Narrow Sea fucking froze over and the Other walked over the ice like a land bridge

look at the 3rd panel of this map, you can see the northern part of Essos in snow and the sea frozen over

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>Legendary figures from this time include the last hero and azor ahai
Besides the stuff that was going on in westros are we going to see the shit that was happening in the far east essos?

>They're making Azor Ahai "she" will be a black transgender man

Depends on if the story is good or not honestly.

Stone Dornish are pretty much like the rest of the Westerosi. Sand Dornish are Mediterranean in complexion. Salt Dornish have high Rhoynar (similar to levantine/Arab features) admixture.

No they're part Andal (white) and part Rhoynar (described as having olive skin tone). The black people are from the Summer Isles.

The white walkers were there prior to Arya stabbing NK, you can even see their shards
BASED
Yeah, but considering the Rhoynar weren't niggers, the sandy dornish are simply very tanned meds

How much of the North is legit under Boltons in that pic?

Probably just the karstarks and the Dreadfort

dustin too

retard

A-and what about the other two, user?

>Narrow Sea fucking froze over and the Other walked over the ice like a land bridge
I dunno about that, the Others were seen simultaneously coming in from the east in Yi Ti and from the north by the Rhoynar. Seems a little too dispersed if they entered through a choke point in eastern essos. Almost like they spawned in the north of everywhere in the world at once.

Cersei won't be in king's landing for much longer in the books.

>long night prequel
>After what was s8e3
WHAT

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Can't believe I didn't even consider that. You're absolutely right. What's the fucking point? They're defeated by a fucking a knife trick. Completely undermines any sense of foreboding or danger.

>*gets her entire family killed in your path*

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In the end, why did the Night King wait until the specific year 300 AC to restart his conquest ?

>long night prequel
>After what was s8e3

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>long night prequel
>After what was s8e3

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IMHO тoo many new characters and storylines. At least as long as it's still cliffhanging (for almost a decade) they (Dornish and mercenarian stories) look absolutely excessive waste of paper.

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Reminder that Stannis is a fake Azor Ahai and that his "Lightbringer" is a fraud.

The narrow sea freezing over is a throw away line from the books iirc.

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>IMHO too many new characters and storylines
you're right in a sense but I feel like if the books had been released in their entirety and a neatly wrapped up only a few years apart already nobody would really have a problem with this

Doesn't mean that Stannis isn't the one to help fight the War for the Dawn.
>the series title reminds us constantly that the real issue lies in the North beyond the Wall. Stannis becomes one of the few characters fully to understand that, which is why in spite of everything he is a righteous man, and not just a version of Henry VII, Tiberius or Louis XI.

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Stony Dornish = Basques
Salty Dornish = Catalans
Sandy Dornish = Andalusians

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>fake Azor Ahai

>Azor Ahai
>real

>the Others were seen simultaneously coming in from the east in Yi Ti
I thought what they were fighting in the east weren't the same as the white walkers?

user, are you trying to imply that R'hllor is fake?

if the books every do become finished nd are Clash of Kings/Storm of Swords level quality reads GRRM will go down as S tier fantasy writer along side Tolkein and if anything, will always be said alongside his name as a "new age" fantasy writer

They fought a race of demons born out of the darkness of the Long Night. I think it's pretty clear.

Gurm said that he doesn't want a Bobellion spinoff because everyone already knows what happens

Reminder that I'd still die for him because he's the rightful king and the best hope for humanity, even more than the probably evil and/or cringe Azor Ahai

>if the books every do become finished
Lemme stop you there

>long night prequel
>some foreshadowing scene that Starks will be around to stop them in the future

Literally book 2

That is a fucking retarded reason

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So the nights watch was around before the wall was put up? What were they doing before that? Where were they stationed?

>rightful king
>kinslayer

>rightful king
>adherent of a foreign demon god

>rightful king
>who's servants openly practice blood magic

>rightful king
>with an usurper's illegal claim
"No!"

>>kinslayer
said kin was a traitor
>>adherent of a foreign demon god
the seven are a sham and the old gods are just people
>>who's servants openly practice blood magic
nothing wrong with it
>>with an usurper's illegal claim
the only claim that matters is power

thats like Lucas not giving the nod to make the prequels...

>executing traitors
>pragmatism
>pragmatism
>right of conquest

It's still kinslaying even if he was a traitor.

Stannis is an accursed kinslayer.
Renly had no claim and is dead.
Joffrey, Tommen, and Myrcella have no claims.
There is no king in the south who deserves the allegiance of me and mine.
I bend my knee to the King in the North, who's name is STARK.

>It's pragmatic so it's ok

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>kinslayer
punishment for treason is death
>adherent of a foreign demon god
R'hllor worship was tolerated in Westeros prior to Stannis, his faith doesn't matter when it comes to his claim
>who's servants openly practice blood magic
and?
>with an usurper's illegal claim
the claim certainly wasn't illegal, after Robert's Rebellion, House Baratheon of King's Landing was formed, Stannis is the heir of that house since his trueborn children are not his
right of conquest determined that House Baratheon would be rulers of the Seven Kingdoms, hell one could even argue that House Targaryen made their claim forfeit since Aerys did not uphold his duty as king and fell into tyranny

there was no nights watch you dummy

>adherent of a foreign demon god
one who delivers actual results though

how to identify book readers vs showfags

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>AH BEND OVA TO DA KING IN DA NORF OOZ NAYM IS STAHK

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Reminder that Stannis is the rightful king and therefore above Azor Ahai anyways

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>if the books every do become finished
Ahahahaha
>GRRM will go down as S tier fantasy writer along side Tolkein
AHAHAHAHAHA

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it's a fucking joke ya ass

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THA KING IN DA NORF

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I like him better than Vargo Hoat.

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>Kinslayer
Justice served to a Traitor
>Adherent to a foreign demonic god
Seven are a Maester scam and the old gods are tree humping people. Stannis is an atheist
>Servants openly practice blood magic
No laws against it
>Usurper's illegal claim
Rite of conquest won his family the only claim that is acknowledged in the seven kingdoms

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>GRRM's trouble is because he killed off a character too soon and now he can't think of a way to advance the story with them dead
Who is it?

THΑ KING IN DA NORF

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>Who is it?

Ned Stark

>Essos
Made by a fake fanboy/girl/it.
Its clearly they will play the children of the forrest!

THA KΙNG IN DA NORF

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Kevan, since Cersei falls too quickly

Ned, Fatman fucked up royally killing off the main hero just to subvert expectations

Reminder the show is not canon

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THA KING ΙN DA NORF

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The BOAR!

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Cast them.

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THA KING IN DA NΟRF

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>the only claim that matters is power
so much for rightful

Stannis Hammis is just an autistic sperg with martial ability, no wonder that he's Yea Forumss guy

Why are there no transgender characters in ASOIAF?

There literally are no black people in game of thrones, the show was always meant to be only about European whites anyways, and before you tell me about the dothraki, theyre not supposed to be serbians and slavs, still white, any time you see a nigger theyre just being faggot SJWs

Absolutely fine as long as they make the nigs CotF. Nothing inherently wrong with niggers on TV or in Westeros, it just has to make sense. Less convincingly, they could be Summer Islanders or some random tribe we haven't heard of who maybe joined the First Men or were in Westeros before but died out. As long as they are clearly a different people from the first men. The idea that some first men were black but then these phenotypes just died out is absurd.

>Lyanna "I rather be the side chick of a loyal nigga than the main one of a cheater" Stark
lol

>I bend my knee to the King in the North, who's name is STARK.
Sign of a showfag. The fucking Glovers and Mormonts currently follow Stannis in his army. Literal autism on your part showfag.
Based bookchad shitposter.

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>hurrr durrr look how cool I am for hating the hero of the story.

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stannis + melisandre bastard daughter and littlefinger + lysa son

Based retard

>I bend my knee to the King in the North
There currently is no King in the North except the One True King who helping take back the North against those who betrayed Ned and his family.

In short. Read the fucking books.

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>The first men sign a peace treaty with a primitive race of neotenic hominids instead of just slaughtering them
this is just disney fan fiction right?

>Can't identify the rightful king
>Doesn't understand why Stannis is the hero and one true king
>Obsessed with pork jokes
Go back to your Tyrell Puppetmasters fag

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Cersei

>Cersei

Wew, does this mean Jaime is gay or straight?

>this is just disney fan fiction right?

They would destroy most of them, but keep a few as slaves.

>the side chick of a loyal nigga

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There are I believe in the far far east.
Now fuck off transvestite cur.

>Little Narya Stark doing knife tricks
>"It's a new one."

He was cool enough

I don’t know, but Cersei in AFFC is all about wanting to be a man

>The rape, Sansa.

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>no lisp
>no zebras

He’s ok I guess

What would change if Ned survived KL? Either by being smuggled out by Varys or let go after his confession?

Are they casting Andals as sub Saharan Africans? Dropped if so.

Was he the Dick Cheney of Westeros?

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>I bend my knee to the King in the North, who's name is STARK
Who exactly would that be? The usurper Robb Stark? He's dead. The bastard Jon Snow? He's dead. The last Stark who deserved respect was Ned Stark, a man of honor who supported the One True King, Stannis Baratheon, and wished to see him take his rightful place upon the Iron throne and paid for his loyalty and honor with his life.
Robb Stark dishonored his father's legacy by crowning himself king in the norf knowing that Stannis is the rightful king his father supported. The king in the north is a usurper who should have bent the knee

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Plenty of pacts were signed with Indians but they’re still stuck on reservations today

Jaime is a waifufag that latched on very badly to the first girl he ever met

Cersei is a narcissist that fucks Jaime because it's the closest thing there is to fucking the male version of herself she always wanted to be

>What would change if Ned survived KL?

He would take his side behind the one true king of Westeros, Stannis I Baratheon.

Brown people in natural, logical roles = fine
Brown people shunted into white roles = pandering, NPC hell.
Learn the difference you unthinking hambeast.

What the fuck was her problem?

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What are those niggers cast as, user?

This

Well Robb wouldnt be announced King in the North and Ned would be honor bound to support Stannis claim to the throne.
Stannis would have The North, Riverlands, and eventually Stormlands backing his claim to the Throne.

At that point he'd have the largest combined force along with war veterans Blackfish Tully and Rob Stark as front line commanders.

>Who exactly would that be?
Rickon Stark, Lord of Winterfell, who'll get smuggled out of Skagos by Davos and declare for Stannis while riding a cannibal unicorn

I didn't like feast for crows as much as the others at first but now it's number 2 for me right behind storm of swords

Da Norf swears fealty to Stannis. Robb raid and pillage the Westerlands while Stannis marched on to KL. Balloon Greyjoy goes full retard and invades da Norf

>Literally useless without his bitch of fire
>Has to magically assassinate his brother because he's unable to beat him
>Thinks he's still honorable
>Thinks his claim is still legitimate
>Should just take the black and be done with it

>Robb Stark dishonored his father's legacy by crowning himself king in the norf
Wasnt it Greatjon who proposed and supported the entire cessesion from the South? He played Robb and the other Northern Lords and Robb went along with it like the young and inexperienced King he was.
Why the fuck did Catelyn get him to give up his claim?

The North would have followed whatever Ned said, overall they were either very loyal or very smart not to step out of line (Boltons). Stannis would have had the whole of the North backing his claim so I think Stannis' victory would be very high. Only wildcard in my head is Renly. I don't know whether he would support Stannis or stake his own claim.

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>What would change if Ned survived KL?
He would take his place as the hand of Stannis Baratheon, the one true king. Robb wouldn't be able to be riled up into playing King of Norf FC, and the north would remain loyal to the true king because a man of honor and justice is still warden of the north

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How the fuck should I know? I was replying to hambeast’s comment. Hopefully not the First Men because that’s going against the lore but is predictably libtard.

>cannibal unicorn
I though they ate grass

LOWD SNOE

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How do I get my nephew to fuck me /got/?

t. definitely not Dany

but all fun and racism aside, native Americans are still human and they may have been viewed as savages but still people with many basic similarities. These children of the forest seem more like Homo floresiensis or something

What show are you watching now that got is over?

For me it's deadwood.

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WATCH POSTERS WYA!!?

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Well yeah, that’s why Indians haven’t summoned white walkers to slaughter us all

/kinobyl/ Chernobyl and likely going to start Rome again soon

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So, Children of the Forest vs the First Men: who will be played by the black actors?

I'm black and it's insulting that they always pick the ugliest black actresses. Only cute ones they ever cast are barely-black lightskins.

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A youtuber said it would have been better if Stannis, not Cersei was sitting on the Iron Throne when Dany landed, so that way when the battle for the undead arrived we could have an actual united front against the undead because Stannis would keep his word and there would be an acutal battle of loyalty between Jon being Warrden under Stannis or Jon. As opposed to Cersei staring out a window for 2 seasons drinking wine.

Agree?

>Useless without Melly
Greatest tactician and commander in the Seven Kingdoms
>Unable to beat Renly
Even with the number advantage Tywin was still betting on Stannis winning and was planning accordingly
>Thinks he's still honorable
He is
>Thinks his claim is still legitimate
The only claim that is legitimate
>Should just take the black
No that was Renly. He didn't survive taking the black

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>How the fuck should I know
Then why do you say
>Brown people shunted into white roles = pandering, NPC hell.
When you have absolutely no idea of what you're talking about?
Which niggers are taking white roles in the series?
What are you screeching about?

I have similar feelings about FFC, I guess the Jaime arc really sells it
Personally I'd rank SoS the lowest, but that's because it has so much of Arya, which I never liked much

Morgan Freedman as one of the Stark clan leaders. After all he's Irish.

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>The North, Riverlands, and eventually Stormlands
probably the Vale as well, people like Bronze Yohn liked Ned enough that they would probably just ignore Lysa's crazy ass and at least some of the banners would fight with Ned, probably an additional 10,000-20,000 knights

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The last guy is making a lot of sense.

He wouldn't though. If he cannot abide by the assassination of one girl he would never stand for human sacrifice.

>Ned is survives KL, writes letters declaring the North for Stannis, announcing Lannister and Baelish role in Jon Arryn's death, and denouncing Cersei's kids as products of incest
>Meanwhile Robb has already pushed Tywin out of the Riverlands, which ally with the North and thus also declare for Stannis
>Vale immediately allies with Ned and declares for Stannis in light of public knowledge of Lannister killings of Arryn. Lysa is deposed by her bannermen.
>Meanwhile, Stannis has killed Renly
>Now Stannis is in such a position of overwhelming power relative to the Iron Throne that the Reach declares for him as well
Who can stop Stannis at this point?

>Americans are still human

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Why did the evil practices of Yi Ti cause the white walkers to invade westeros

*execution
Stannis never sacrificed innocents

>characters come from a country loosely based on Africa
>OP is upset they’re black, which would make complete logical sense
>it also ties in with the demographic cast in GoT for characters from this region
What did this sensitive idpol fuck mean by this

I love it simply because it has no Dany and no Bran

>storm of swords
>swords don’t rain down from the sky
What a fucking fat hack

Buy him some video games and make him hate his mom

>Human sacrifice
D&D fanfiction, Stannis was against it when Melly wanted to burn people just because she wanted to and stopped her from doing it, only people that would be burnt were gonna be executed anyways, innocents would never burn under Stannis

Choose a nephew who isn't a gormless manlet

because the Yi Ti are barbaric savages

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>a Dance with Dragons
>Drogon and Rhaegal don't shred the dance floor with sick moves

Just fuck him?
It ain't rape if the perpetrator is a woman

>characters come from a country loosely based on Africa
The "country" loosely based on Africa is Sothoryos and it's populated by weird scary niggers who can't procreate with humans
>OP is upset they’re black, which would make complete logical sense
Human niggers from the Summer Islands didn't even make contact with the rest of the world during that time
ergo no blacks

Because it's like the biblical flood myth. The gods panic and go full SHUT IT ALL DOWN mode. This involves everyone.

>Baelish role in Jon Arryn's death
ned never found out about this

Stannis would probably find out

>Dothraki
>white
They were literally inspired by the mongols

Did anyone here the spoileres that the Long Night prequel was being called "Blood Moon"?
Maybe we'll see Yi Ti and the Five Forts hence the sjw talks of blacks and asians
dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7076603/Everything-know-HBOs-new-Games-Thrones-prequel-Blood-Moon.html

We could see Lion of Night/Bloodstone Emperor based off the name alone.

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Elia and Rhaegar was a political marriage, Rhaegar and Lyanna was love (although really it was just Rhaegar knoeingly fulfilling a prophecy)

Don't see why. No reason for him to believe it wasn't Cersei either.

*Huns
Jogos Nhai are mongols

He always hated Varys, Pycelle and LF, he would have gotten rid of them anyway

>Human niggers from the Summer Islands didn't even make contact with the rest of the world during that time
When does the series take place? Do we even know that yet?

Missed opportunity senpai

Would it be rape if Dany abused her position of authority as Jon’s Queen to make him fuck her?

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Definitely not the Summer Islands since they were never impacted by the Long Night

Doesn't matter if he found out, Littlefinger is fucked when Stannis takes the throne anyways, he's purging that entire court

This book autist probably does

>Long story short, we probably won't be seeing Blood Moon until 2021
YUP, WE WON'T LAST
/got/ WILL BE BANNED SOON
WAS AN HONOR LADS
SEE YOU IN 2 YEARS!!!

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WHEN THE BLOOD MOON HANGS LOW, THE GREAT ONES DESCEND AND A WOMB WILL BE BLESSED WITH CHILD

>116174666
>666

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I understand, but how did Lyanna know Robbert didn't love her but Rhaegar did?

I realize that I sort of implied that it was innocents. My bad.
To elaborate I think it is the barbaric form of execution that would make Ned pale. Burning people alive is so cruel that I do not believe that his character would have allowed him to stand by it.

Other than that, I really have no way of arguing why Ned would not pledge for Stannis, other than personal preference.

RELEASE US

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You sure? There's some legend about an ancient khal who seems to be a nod to Gengis Khan. Even the name of the leader is just Khan except change the last letter for Khal.

>Original night king was a stark who got seduced by an other waifu and became her slave after impregnating her
my expectations were subverted

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George was clearly making a point here that all women are whores and even that quite girl who sits at the back of your uni class and never says a word is most definitely a whore

we're fucked

>2 YEARS
2 YEARS
>2 YEARS
2 YEARS

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Stop pushing this nigger bs on us, Shartmerica

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Robert did love Lyanna, she just also knew that Robert never would have been loyal

FEAR THE OLD BLOOD

Lyanna has a conversation with Ned in book 1 about how she knows Robert will cheat on her even if he loves her.

We don’t know much about her relationship with Rhaegar, but we can guess it started when he discovered she was the knight of the laughing tree at the tournament of Harrenhal, which is why he crowned her as queen of love and beauty

>nephew, kiss me or I'll burn another 10,000

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Put me in the screencap.

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How the books will end:

King - Stannis
Hand - Davos
Heir - Edric Storm
Lord Commander of the Kingsguard - Gilbert Farring
Master of Coin - Justin Massey:
Master of Laws - Richard Horpe
Master of Whispers - Melisandre
Master of Ships - Andrew Estermont
Grand Maester - Pylos

North - Jon Snow
Riverlands - Edmure
Vale - Robbin
Westerlands - Tyrion
Iron Islands - Asha Greyjoy
Stormlands - Edric Storm
Dragonstone - Daenerys Targaryen
Drone - Doran Martell
Reach - Alekyne Florent

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It's been fun, lads. See you in /tg/

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>Burning people alive is so cruel that I do not believe that his character would have allowed him to stand by it
Stannis would probably tell Ned to put up or shut up, knowing Ned, he'd shut up
Turkic peoples also used the title of khan, though fatman probably mixed and matched the two cultures

Wasn't the knight Howland Reed?

>666

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Rhaegar was better looking

NO SATAN NO
ARRRGGHHHHHHH
DAVOS, SMELLY MELLY
IT HURTS
ARRRGHHHHHHHHHH
put me in the ebin screencap

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Would /got/ describe Bloodborne as "kino?"

Howland is everyone, and everyone is Howland.

I doubt that, Robert was the apex Chad

Yea Forums loves eldich and Cthulu horror so yes
C'thulu kino on the menu boys

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Howland reed was getting picked on by the knights. The Knight of the laughing tree was very likely Lyanna

It’s why Jojen keeps asking Bran if his father ever told him the story, because It’s a story about Lyanna

Rhaegar was Chris Hemsworth
Robert was Henry Cavill

crannogmen rarely ride horses, meaning he would suck at jousting. GRRM goes out of his way to say how good Lyanna is at riding, which would give her a decent chance in the joust. also mentions how the knight seemed like they were trying to make their voice deeper than it was.

strongest evidence is that Rhaegar was sent to find the knight but claims he wasn't able to and then the next day crowns Lyanna Queen of love and beauty, despite never having talked to her before, unless he did find the knight and it was Lyanna.

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BANNED, IS IT? IS THAT HOW YOU SPEAK TO YOUR KING?

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Ned was friends with Howland Reed.

Is that why he chose her to fulfill the prophecy? Makes sense if so.

Based lorelet retard

rhaegar was a pretty boy like Jon, Robert was the traditional alpha male

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And Stannis was Jon HAMm

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Robert didn't love Lyanna, he loved the idea of her (the whole story of the brave underdog hero defeating the "evil prince" to save his beloved) and also the fact that he was his bff's sister

He would have turned against her and run off to some whorehouse as soon as there were problems in their marriage

He did probably mix them. The ancient leader I was talking of was some great khal named Tummo, I believe. He's mentioned in the first or second book, some legendary khal who conquered many lands to the east. Gengis Khan's real name was Temujin and he was called Temmo.

>people are actually defending the "I rather be the side chick of a loyal nigga than the main one of a cheater" idea
You're all women arent you

He loved her as much as he could have. He was in love with her until his death.

>and also the fact that he was his bff's sister
>tfw bobby was a closet fag and just projecting his homolust to live in denial of it

>He would rather fuck a drunk wife beater

this, Robert got everything he wanted in life except Lyanna. The fact Lyanna is unattainable is why he's so obsessed.

There's also a slight bit of Baratheon faggotry involved I think, Robert loved Ned and saw Lyanna as a female version of Ned and a way to finally be brothers with Ned

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>Blood magic
Showfags really dont know how the childrens of the forest and the Old Gods workshipped by Starks created the Weirwood trees dont they?

Who is defending what lol

No obviously not
If female teachers fucking their students get off the hook, why not a queen?

Robert was a drunk party boy while Rhaegar was mysterious and sad which gets girls wet because of the "I can fix him" meme

>116175324

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All this is probably true but who really loves anyone aside from their own projection or idea of who that person is?
Robert for sure would have cheated on Lyanna though, no question

Yet he spend the entire war to win her back fathering more bastards

>Robbert probably bedded more than a hundred women
>lol he was a closet faggot

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It makes me angry to think that some brainless retard will ever trust HBO to produce a quality show again, Game of Thrones related or otherwise. Especially enough to pay them whatever the monthly fee for HBO shit is. I can't believe people actually give a shit about this show. It doesn't matter if D&D work on it or not. HBO approved of seasons 5-8 of Game of Thrones. The rest of their lineup is even worse than GoT. The only thing they have to their names is the one or two good shows they made decades ago. If you are stupid enough to trust HBO to produce anything of quality, you deserve what you get.
Side note: The creator of Breaking Bad pitched his show to HBO and they turned it down. Look at the boring shit they have available now. Good call, right? Fuck off you absolute brainlets still talking about this trash heap of a series and the burning dumpster fire that is their network.

Doesn't mean he didn't love her, Robert was just who he was. He loved fighting, drinking, and whoring.

Speaking of Jon Arryn's murder, his maester has to be the biggest beta in the universe.
>correctly suspects poison, starts purging Jon's system
>Pycelle steps in, thinking Cersei is the one who poisoned Jon
>"hurr durr, it's a fever, you're just making him weaker, he'll die because of your purgatives"
>his maester meekly steps down, Jon dies, maester never mentions his suspicions to anyone
>fast forward a couple of years
>LF is the man in charge
>"lmao, give more sweetsleep to a small child"
>b-but the cumulative effects...
>"ayyy, he'll die of seizures if you don't"
>o-okay
>l-lady alayne, if I may, sweestsleep... is the autist bleeding from the nose?
>"lmao, no, wtf, why can't you just give it to him?"
>o-oh yeah, I guess I'll do that
Can't wait until the spineless fuck gets tossed for the moon door.

It's not gay if it's with Ned

CERSEI CAN YOU PLEASE KILL THE BOAR

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based

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>red viper has 8 daughters
>fucks men

Jon connington is also a closeted fag, Blackfish might be considering he refuses to marry and doesn't have any side bitches

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JORAH CAN YOU PLEASE ASSASSINATE THE WHOOOOOORE

I know I guy Paulie, he'll do it for cheap too.

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>666

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>Robert was the apex Chad

“Do you see that window, ser?” Jaime used a sword to point. “That was Raymun Darry’s bedchamber. Where King Robert slept, on our return from Winterfell. Ned Stark’s daughter had run off after her wolf savaged Joff, you’ll recall. My sister wanted the girl to lose a hand. The old penalty, for striking one of the blood royal. Robert told her she was cruel and mad. They fought for half the night … well, Cersei fought, and Robert drank. Past midnight, the queen summoned me inside. The king was passed out snoring on the Myrish carpet. I asked my sister if she wanted me to carry him to bed. She told me I should carry her to bed, and shrugged out of her robe. I took her on Raymun Darry’s bed after stepping over Robert. If His Grace had woken I would have killed him there and then. He would not have been the first king to die upon my sword … but you know that story, don’t you?”

I get the impression Brynden is just asexual.

I guess he’ll be a good patsy after LF kills Robin

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So kind of a cold fish in bed huh

CERSEI YOU SHALL MARRY THE NIGHT KING AND PUT TO REST THOSE DISGUSTING RUMORS

Nonsense, Cersei will marry Drogon and that will be the end of it.

This needs to be bigger.

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Straight, gay, asexual, the point is that he's petulant. He's a great warrior and as such he doesn't feel like he should be told who and when to marry by his big brother. It's a pride thing, regardless of his sexuality.

GRRM GIVE US WINDS OF WINTER
MAKE THE TWO YEAR WAIT WORTH

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Littlefinger and Catelyn

please

>mfw theres probably naruto fanfiction that was better written than the last season

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*ahem*
NOH

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>who and when to marry by his big brother
who could he have married?

Jaime, you will quit the Kingsguard, Marry Brienne and that will be the end of it

Originally his brother wanted to hook him up with some Redwyne slag who isn't Olenna.

>Marry Brienne
There's at least 5 show pairings that would be better
>The Lion and the Rose
>The Goldhand and the broken Wolf
>The Warrior of the Seven and the Red Priestess
>The Good pussy and the bad poosay
>The Kingslayer and the Queenlayer

Ilyn “No-Tongue” Payne and Jaime “No-Hand” Lannister are one of the most kino duos in this shit. Kind of blown they never made it into the show

What the do any of these mean? Jaime and Loras? Jaime and fucking Bran? Have you lost your god damn mind?

1st For the purest and most beautiful queen who ever was or will be!

/ecg/ Last of my Lads, will you protect her smile?

youtube.com/watch?v=nuumsvyRJQE

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Then Jaime moves on to Brienne because she’s the knight he wishes he was, but not because he wants to fuck a femal version of self thank fuck

>maybe the best king is someone who doesnt want it
>bran literally loses half his kingdom 15 seconds into his rule

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being this retarded

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>Have you lost your god damn mind?
BURN THEM ALL

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Wilko Johnson was predicted to die from cancer so they wrote him out of the show/ignored his character. It's great that he's alive and still playing music though.

I would sacrifice so many other POV characters for just a peek inside Payne’s head.

>jaime and loras
I ship it non-romantically desu. I would read a whole travelogue book with the two of them just sniping at each other. Their interactions are actually cattier than anything Cersei and Marge dished out.

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checked

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I need more anime Dany

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Read "A Hangman's Diary: The Journal of Master Franz Schmidt", you'll probably get the gist of it.

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Jews don't get off to sexually degrading blacks as they don't have beef with them. Hence, the black actresses get hired based on talent.

>both survive the next books
>remain Knights of the Kingsguard
>still bantz as fuck but more mutual respect
>Jaime takes on the big brother role for Loras like he’s already doing for his squires
>hideously scarred Loras loses his old popularity but Jaime continues to not give a fuck like he never gave a fuck about his actual brother being a noseless midget
>Loras matures into a great knight rather than going out in a storybook blaze of glory
Would read/watch

Who would win in a fight for Jon’s heart, Tsundere Dany or Yandere Dany? Or Smug Dany?

>This Jaime guy is fucking insane holy shit I'm just a simple headsman I didn't sign up for listening to psycho ramblings about incest and cuckoldry fuck me

>I would sacrifice so many other POV characters for just a peek inside Payne’s head.
he's just internally writing music in his head
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keep bumping out current thread, posting early because not letting the screencap go to waist

Tsundere but Yandere would kill both and get Jon for herself
Also, Smug Dany worst Dany

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I mean this thread, should have been more specific

Tsundere Dany got the dick
Yandere Dany got stabbed

suposedly it's in the books
I doubt it

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Bran will become king but I'm sure that Sansa crowning herself QitN was just so she could get some sort of ending in the last scene

>No Superman 3 scene where good Tsun Dany fights evil Yandere Dany

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Stannis is a cuck, Shireen is patchface's

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Do we have other /got/ screencaps?

For me, it's Gravedigger/Hound.

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silly question user
Stannis is king of Yea Forums according to all the laws of GETs and Men.

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>I have GOT to learn how to write, this guy is a fucking goldmine

Book 1 because Stannis is the one who begun the incest investigation and bought it to Jon Arryns attention.

yeah but that's done off screen isn't it?

i bet his internal monologue is extremely autistic

Peak kino. Plus they can bond over the fact that both of them were in forbidden romances, even if Jaime’s was worse

*clacks at you*

STANNNIS

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>2 years

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why’s dany so fat?

/got/ can't be banned
you're all delusional

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did you see her S1 of the show? She's pretty pudgy

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Literally no part of this is accurate

>Before i enlarged the image i thought it was the fat dany edit
Memes are ruining me.

is this really pudgy? she looks normal to me

>is this really pudgy? she looks normal to me
Her arms are completely untoned, which makes her look fatter than she is.

Yes but the show makes no reference whatsoever to Stannis doing so. He only found out in the show because Neds letter reached him.

"untoned" is an understatement
she's starting to get those Black momma arms
>when the soup kitchen lady has arms like this you know the food is about to be fire

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>Lion of Night/Bloodstone Emperor
Yi Ti would be kino. Would hook the chink audience too.

that's the power of Yea Forums

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