What could they be?

Fuck off kelsey grammar I know you made this thread just to get ideas for your revival
I don’t want it

Gay
Nigger
Rabbi
Trans woman
Uber driver
Jazz Jennings as lead

The show is dead, sorry chap but yo need to stop chasing the past, the magic will never come back. And the show formant is very dated anyways.
Nice post

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My pet idea would be Frasier and Niles as bachelor roommates(Niles and Daphne divorced, or Daphne dead).

Undertaker vs. Goldberg

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the ö is pronounced like the e in earth, and the ä is pronounced like the e in lead. So it doesn't really work.

why do you 30 year old boomers love frasier so much

wow you must be real fun at parties

The one where Niles calls Donnie a kike

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its not even a real word in swedish

Is Kelsey Grammer was grammatically correct, he'd be Kelsey Grammar

You are right, I am. Did you want to hire me for the entertainment at yours?

Still works, like you better hope your dick still does when you finally convince a woman to have sex with you.

Frasier meets Sneed

Now he looks exactly like my dad.

fpbp

No, I don't hire trannies and homosexuals

So you must not be able to hire yourself then lmao

Marrying your Pretty maid is pretty much the most novo-rich thing you could ever do.

is it cause you eat grits?

>no you
Why don't you go watch Big bang or Friends? That's more your speed

Can you even go to your own parties lmao

Somebody post the pasta. Or the brain looking chunks in your tossed salad WON'T be scrambled eggs.

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>Aeriel shot of Seattle
>sirens blaring mixed in with news reports
>...homicide at the shangra la...known as the barracuda found dead of apparent drug over dose...gunned down suspect to be latest victim of Lil Cupid
>hard cut to black
>single piano note
>slow female voice "hey baby I hear the blues a calling.."
>"The city's changed Fras. You've been in Chicago a long time"
>Frasier crane sits across Bulldog at Cafe Nervosa watching a woman be accosted by several member of the Yuletones
>"This city stinks, it' total b-"
>Bulldog stops as Frasier hits his fist against the table and stands up
>"Father, I haven't been to mass in a while, doesn't the good book say something not sparing the rod?"
>Frasier whips out his umbrella and walks to the commotion as Bulldog turns to reveal his priest collar and begin a Hail Mary.
>cut to black
>"Tossed salads and scrambled eggs"
>"Yeah you bloody ran like you always do but what about the rest of us? What about your nephew? Or Martin? What about your brother?"
>cut to Frasier banging on the glass of a prison visitation room
>"Niles!"
>"And maybe I seem a bit confused"
>Roz is sitting across a desk from Frasier.
>"Allison told me what you did for her in the cafe the other day"
>Roz slides back from her desk and frail girl appears from under the desk. Roz pats her head and hands her baggy full of powder
>"Good girl Mel."
>"What? Love DOES enter through the nose".
>"But maybe I got you pegged"
>"I wasn't trying to be a hero, just do the right thing."
>"It was dumb. They're under the Mayor's protection."
>Roz points at the tv and Frasier turns.
>"Cam Winston!"
>Roz (v.o) "you want to wage war in this city? I hope you brought more than crepe pans
>Quick cuts of gang violence
>"Cause winter is upon us and there's no food."
>"But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs"
>Only the sound of footsteps as a bloody Frasier walks down an alley and produces a hand gun
>I'm listening
>KACL-coming this fall

>black screen. Niles voice:" you've been doing this...for her?"
>flashes of: dead tortured black guy tied to a chair. A man falling off of a building. A man in a NAMBLA tshirt getting shot in the groin point blank with a 12 gauge.
>settle on a shot of Frasier,back to us, in a trenchcoat, watching a warehouse burn. Then fade back to black.
>Frasier voiceover:" No, brother. I'm doing this for all of us."
>woman's voice:" hey baby I hear the blues a callin..."
>white letters: "Frasier. This fall."
>Frasier voiceover:"and I'm not going to STOP."

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they don't, they'd be spotted as yanks here in a minute. They are New England preppy ivy league types, probably a mix of their local accents and being brought up around Brits and Transatlantics at Harvard.

t. brit

They spoke with the "Mid Atlantic accent"

>Niles clinking glasses with Frasier
>"it's good to see you brother"
>abrupt cut to a black guy chained to a chair in a basement, pissing himself
>Niles voice over:"I wish it were under happier circumstances. Daphne is too upset to join us"
>panning up the chained, shivering man, we see a bag on his head. And we Niles' voiceover: "ever since that...that DEGENERATE who violated her WALKED..."
>a gloves hand, arm clothed in a leather overcoat, snatches the bag and pulls it off of the man's face, revealing a crying, frightened black man with facial tattoos
>FRASIER'S face moves in nose to nose with the horrified rapist's. Frasier puts a scalpel against the frightened man's cheek
>Frasier: "perhaps what you need. Is an ETIQUETTE lesson..."
>fade to black, we hear a woman's voice singing slowly: "hey, baby, I hear the blues a callin, tossed salads and scrambled eggs..."
>FRASIER: TAKE BACK THE NIGHT
>This fall

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>black screen
>Frasier voice over:
>"Diane Chambers. This takes me back. As you can see, a lots changed. Oh don't try to get up."
>"Now I'm going to take this gag off and we can get to work. And feel free to scream all you like"
>"I'm listening."
>drill sound starts up
>white letters: Fall 2018

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Bulldog comes out as trans

Im feeling an alternate reality Frasier set in the mid to late 1930's in Berlin. We would see Marty (the dad) as a salty WW1 veteran, and his two sons (Fraiser and Niles) as the bumbling, narcissist, debutantes that they are as Hitlers SA slowly take over and their degenerate, liberal lifestyles are gradually forced to change to those that align with National Socialism.

Frasier would be a radio propagandist for the Reich, where he doesn't like the right-wing message he has to push. Niles would be forced into the military where he would serve in some role as an Officer. Slowly the war starts to reach closer to home, and Frasier cant indulge in Sherry anymore. Rationing. Air raids.

Niles is killed on the Eastern Front in late 1944. Body is not recovered.

Battle of Berlin. Marty is killed in action serving proudly in the Volkssturm. Roz is raped and murdered by a team of 20 Bolsheviks in the street. Her daughter was killed by a delayed-fuse incendiary bomb.

Frasier takes last swig of Sherry from a secret stash under the floorboards. He grabs a Panzerfaust and an MP-40. He manages to destroy a T-34/85 and some Bolsheviks.

Last scene of the series leaves his fate ambiguous.

This is where the Cinematic Frasierverse is roled out. One idea is that Frasier is reborn again and again and chooses his loved radio career in some manner each time.

Or this could be a non-canonical Frasier: Legends situation.

Someone post the script of serial killer Frasier.

So who's started pestering Kelsey Grammar for vigilante Frasier?

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All of them include AT LEAST one strong muslim woman, a transgender and/or a wise black lawyer.

It's always pathetic when an hasbeen tries to cling back to popularity using the only things he is remembered for.
Also revivals are always shit.

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What's the name of that Frasier episode about a misunderstanding between characters that could easily be explained by never gets explained and, instead, spirals into an out of control situation?

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Reminder that there was an actual movie with this premise

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Based.

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Frasier moves in with his son, who took after his grandpa and is a normal-guy cop. Cop son will be married to a woman who is not white and have mixed kids. Niles’ kid will be gay or trans. Screenshot this.

Frasier get ipad

I love frasier threads

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this was kinda hit and miss, yet not a really bad movie. just meh.

scrambled
eggs
all
over
my
face

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>Frasier and Niles when they see Ros's illegitimate black grand-kids she has to raise

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Frasier takes the place of Martin (PBUH) as the geriatric father who must move in with his son, Frederick, who he struggles to connect with due to generational and temperamental differences.

Frederick is the no-nonsense, practical straight-man to Frasier's bourgeoisie sentimentality. He is embarassed at his effete upbringing and gothic phase. Freddy's wife attributes Frasier's perception of the human condition as psychic powers, an idea which Frasier can't dissuade her of.

Niles & Daphne have a huge family of Cranes named after various characters from the original show, though Niles insisted they all have middle names derived from Greeek mythology.

Frasier has a dog that Freddy despises, called Teddy.

I dont know, but im sure they all involve adding a ton of black people

See There will probably be a ton of black corpses all over Seattle in the new series.

ITT we post our Frasier revival ideas to the execs.
>Frasier's radio station has gone bust
>Frasier starts a podcast
>Freddie has grown into typical onions boy cuck, helps Frasier with the technical part of the podcast. comedy ensues from Frasier being a boomer retard and Freddie trying to get him 'woke' to expand his audience
>Ross has become successful entrepeneur in Seattle, probably some comedy about her being a cougar and fucking her young male employees or something
>Bulldog got hashtag me-tooed and is serving a jail sentence where he is the prison bitch
>Niles has divorced and moved to Italy with daphne or some shit
>Marty's ghost makes obi wan style appearances to counsel his sons in time of need, aswell as ghost Eddy for comic relief
I'm thinking it's gonna be pretty kino

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>6 different ideas

There is only one idea. A simple misunderstanding that results in catastrophe. Same as the other 11 seasons that got top ratings.

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>Be Frasier
>Hear the Blues a callin'
>Tossed salad and Scrambled eggs
>Seem a bit confused but got you pegged
>Don't know what to do with tossed salad and scrambled eggs
>They callin' again...
>Good Night Seattle

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Only if they have x rated scenes of kelsey railing laura linney

youtube.com/watch?v=cEPXfnHj3qM

literally this
i always look forward to watching frasier episodes, but as soon as i start watching it's ALWAYS this.

My favourite episode is ski lodge and is the best example and i dare say the most popular episode.

Niles buys airpods

This is honestly why he needs to come back as a grizzled, violent vigilante. He's done "nice" his whole life and where has it gotten him? And after his bluepilled anti gun cop dad gets murdered in Seattle, Frasier, hardened by life in Chicago, returns to exact revenge on the filth of Seattle.

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roz
roz having sex
roz acting sexy

Sorry sweaty but you never get to work again because you said abortion was bad and are vaguely republican

Frasier tries to get a Twitter account impersonating him taken down

with hilarious results

Wait, pronounced like the e in lead or the e in lead?

Based

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borkniggers leave

Was roz a slut?

mane that appartment was comfy as fuck. Only decent thing abut the show.

It would be better to bring back Cheers.

oh yes

>Frasier opens a bar and calls it Cheers

>Roz has to move in with Frasier to recover from life-changing injuries caused by slamming into the wall

Yes. Frasier mocked her for it constantly.

That isn't Frasiery. He would call it "Cheers or Jeers" and have a comedy mask and tragedy mask on the sign. It would fail, and he would lament that Seattle is full of Philistines, then Sam would come to town.

They spoke like Ivy League WASP’s

Fraiser: Death Wish 8, time to exacerbate

>Frasier reboot
So is this actually going to happen? or is it just senile old man babble?

>2 Fast 2 Frasier
gold

He's basically a devoted trumponaut that wants to use control of his old series to make fun of anyone that opposes the great pumpkin.

FemFrasier
Frasier Noire
2Frasier2Furious
Frasier in Da Hood
Seinfeld: Seattle
The Big Bang Theory

>FRASIER: the good samaritan
>
>After a mental breakdown Frasier lives like a hermit
>He knows something inside him is corrupted
>Niles is his only conduit to the real world
>Frasier kills Niles and wears his skin as a suit
>While wearing the Niles suit, Frasier can go outside and "help" people with their "problems"

Do all of them. The world is ready for "Into the Frasierverse."

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