The VVitch

Eh I think this was boring.

Attached: witch.jpg (452x678, 45K)

Because you’re a soulless retard pleb.

Based Anya worshipper

was that her actual ass at the end or a body double?

>not wanting to live deliciously

Boring is not a criticism maybe you just have ADHD.

Eggers worshipper actually desu, but I do like Anya

I didn't get scared, mate

It's ok, you're filtered.

The accent made it unwatchable for me.

Pretty good. Would have been great if they didn't show the witch in the first 5 minutes. Ruined all ambiguity. Once you know the witch is real the effects of paranoia and muddled morality is lessened.

Kind of upset we didn't get to see The Devil fuck her after she writes her name in the book. I know he did, just sad they weren't bold enough to put it in the movie.

And? Is a film automatically boring if you aren't scared?
Just pretend it's a family drama/thriller, and it's a great one.

Don’t throw “mate” @ me like we’re the same species.
That’s an ignorant criticism by someone who doesn’t understand the genre. Very rarely are adults “scared” by horror movies anymore.

I'm glad I'm not a plot point mental midget like OP

From the pretentious spelling of the title to the boring, anticipatory slog of events, this movie is as reddit as they come. Funny how everyone here is too busy sucking its dick to see it.

>the pretentious spelling of the title to
That's how it was spelled in New England folktales
>le boring
The most reddit 9gag comment possible

Go back where you came from, redditor.

it's just an ok 6/10 movie
impressionable soi horror fans will tell you it's great though

back to Yea Forumseddit

Body double for sure.

I wanted more mommy witch and Anya

Suspiria was unironically better