*destroys hollywood*

How the fuck are his feet wider than his arms, what the fuck is going on.

They will be rushed and they will flop.

This guy looks like a parody of hipster douchebags. Sad to think he's probably real.

I can make 12 "films" in 12 days with a smartphone. It's going to be total shit but i can do it

Don't forget the "avo" toast

i cant find this fuckin article, link?

hobbit genes

Guess it depends on the parameters he's putting for himself. If it's short and he gets in the "documentary" side of things a bunch of youtubers already do this year in and year out.

It's an edit. The real article is something like "12 start up companies in 12 months" or some shit.

yep his name is pieter levels

is that conan obrien's homunculus?

I'm sure they'll all be ̶g̶r̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶g̶o̶o̶d̶ ̶w̶a̶t̶c̶h̶a̶b̶l̶e̶

>all less than a minute in length
>black and white neorealist bullshit that aims to "deconstruct our vain reality embedded into our psyche"
>demands $1,000,000 on patreon for each film to be released as part of a "12 parter life anthology"
>gets his $12,000,000, doesn't release films
>never seen or heard of again
based

>12 pyramid pump and dump schemes

but why is he barefoot on the asphalt thought? that's pretty nasty

He cute. Very.

>and that's a good thing!

He looks like a fudge packer

12 films

>No one said they need to be good

I could shoot 15 shitty films this year

" Poor Little White Guy "1 through to 12

an epic oddessy into interracial gay porn.

Hollywood is destroying themselves just fine.

It's easy to scam people with Kickstarters.

There was a guy who "made" a pocket-sized apparatus that allowed you to breathe underwater. He got a million dollar even though that shit is beyond the realm of physics. People are fucking retarded and will donate to anything.

Hell, you can design something that fits in your hand that can make you fly and people will donate to it.

This guy is making more money than any of you ever will
nomadlist.com/open

Flat feet, no muscle and low body fat.

based and biology101pilled

Do it, faggot

Features or Shorts?

Wow, a million dollar?! Now that's a lot of money, these kickstarter folks sure are stupid

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Why is he squatting in the middle of a parking lot?

God, she's so fucking attractive. When she uses her feminine voice she's even hotter.

No idea why she kept a 50-year-old Pajeet as her sex slave rather than anyone else.

short films dont count

>No idea why she kept a 50-year-old Pajeet as her sex slave rather than anyone else.
I thinks it the other way around desu

is he living MY DREAM LIFE

that SON OF A BITCH

did he cast Eric Robert?

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Yes. For each whole cast, down to the talking animal.

I could make 12 films in one day. It's meaningless if they're shit.

Is it legal to just keep everything saps give you on kickstarter?

I would love to kick this guy’s ass

is it possible to scam retards with patreon or kickstarter? Like put up a fake project, build the hype and just disappear with the money?

Must be since they are "donations" seen a bunch of projects just go in radio silence for years and then eventually call it quits in a twitter post, never seen them refunding money in those cases.

I think for a while it was kind of the Wild West and people did get away with it in the beginning. Recently Kickstarter changed their policies to address outright scams and the FEC has gotten involved.

There’s an interesting video on the subject youtu.be/HJhQTxTUIH0

Pee on me, scam queen

t.bald faggot

Ayylmao

>this guy is making 12 shit films for no reason

Look up Star Citizen. $120m donated, seven years of development, and still nowhere near finished.

I would prefer this title instead
>This guy has a 12 inch cock and here's what you can do to get it inside your mouth

and he's not even wearing shoes, what's your excuse Yea Forums, I bet you've got plenty of shoes

There are guys on /biz/ who do that every single day.

>squatting barefoot in a carpark
>with a starbucks coffee on the ground

what did he mean by this

what I meant was is there any legal obligation to complete the project or even to show progress on it? I'm a good bullshitter.

12 movies AND 12 startups in one year?! Golly!

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Holy fuck his ankle mobility is trash

>buzzing alarm clock
>"ït was all a dream" or suicide
>x12