Tfw in another timeline they got this instead of Captain Marvel

>tfw in another timeline they got this instead of Captain Marvel

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So disappointing.

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I unironically prefer this. What we got is still an abortion.

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>Left
tits too big
thighs too thick
ass too fat

>Right
perfect

>OP Mary Sue character isn't even attractive
the fucks the point? fuck this gay earth

Imagine if they'd made Alice Eve Captain Marvel

Imagine her stimulating your prostate with one gloved hand while massaging your dick with the other

Imagine her not stopping after you came, imagine her actually increasing pump speed and focusing on your incredibly sensitive head as you struggle fruitlessly, begging her to stop

Inagine her staring directly into your eyes as she non stop orgasm tortures you for hours

Have sex

>this post
faggot

>left the air bags deployed
>right face smashed into the steering wheel

Kevin Feige couldn't get away with paying to fuck that.

Brie had the body for it but Feige is a homosexual who likes little boys so he nixed the idea of a sexy Captain Marvel.

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literal hank hill ass

I hope that faggot gets ass cancer.

>too much ass
I can SMELL the leprechaun behind this post.

Just watch a porn parody.

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Damn perfect for black panther's BBC. They really should've casted

Come on, no generic fat slut can replace Brie. Just remember Marvel de-sexualized her intentionally because they are corporate assholes.

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>tits too big
Fuck you. I would kill you if we met.

Yikes!
So not disappointing
Wow, uh can you not?
Here! Here!
Grow up troglodyte
Gross
Wow, homophobe much?
Cut the sander out please
Oh no don’t think so sweetie
Only you got in your sex life isn’t it incel? :)
You just got the tastes of a horny pubescent boy is all. Time to grow up sweetie

>Only you got in your sex life

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Uh, did I stutter incel? No. I think not

Have sex

NO LIKE MOVIE IF PP NOT HARD

HARD PP FOR GOOD MOVIE

ACTRESS DIKE IF NO PP HARD

Can I get a Yikes! ? I'll settle for just one Yike as well

I see she tried to make it one way and failed miserably.

This film unironically took me 3 tries to finish. This hasn't ever happened to me since I stopped watching CW capeshit. It was such a slog. I have never been so fucking bored. I don't understand how people enjoyed this. What the fuck was Carol's motivation? The Skrulls were good guys all along? What the fuck? What a waste of time.

bullshit that photo was from scott pilgrim era ... she hit the wall long before marvel

God I wish that were me

>Imagine her stimulating your prostate with one gloved hand while massaging your dick with the other
>Imagine her not stopping after you came, imagine her actually increasing pump speed and focusing on your incredibly sensitive head as you struggle fruitlessly, begging her to stop
>Inagine her staring directly into your eyes as she non stop orgasm tortures you for hours

Only if Brie Larson did that, not some generic unknown blonde bitch.

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Hmm. She would have made a decent Gwen Stacy 10 years ago.

Man I want to fuck her so bad, can't explain why. She's a basic bitch but I bet she fucks like an animal.

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Damn, Brie Larson looks like THAT?

Too bad she has zero ass

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can't believe you got this many (You)s with b8 this weak.

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...

Whoa, wait, is that Brie?

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Yep

Fucking would

Is... is there more? I mean, I can look for it myself, but is there even any more for me to go look for?

Maybe

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>imgur.com/a/z84Zcmb
Holy fuck her nips are so perfect. Jesus wept.

She's real and walks this earth. Thats sobering.

You're a lewd man...

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I just saw a nipple at 0:06

Maybe

Thank you, user.

You're welcome

There's nothing lewd about wanting her perfect perky pink nipples in my mouth.

wtf happened? she use to be cute, is it the wall that she hit.

At 29, that's sad.

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>timeline where muh cosplay whores play sluts in movies
there is no such timeline and will never be

Stop it, my penis can only get so hard.

>"Good!"

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Go to bed Brie

Remember

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Is this softcore porn?

This. Should've started out with Ms. Marvel first instead of that sad depressing Captain Marvel.

I have toe fungus. It doesn't hurt or anything so I don't see the problem. It's probably impossible to eliminate without removing the nail.

No

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>ywn be ridden by brie
fuck this i want to die.

Toe
Personal attack
Hollywood Jewish
White males attack
Disney buy ticket
Charisma interview
Black
Tweet reddit
Flat
Youtube
Brie Larson

Wasted opportunity not to have Scarlett Johansson play Captain Marvel.

wash your feet and change your socks, if your socks feel damp from sweat wash them and change them ffs come on man

I do all this shit nigger; that doesn't stop toe fungus.

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You mean the timeline in which gays, pedos, and feminists didn't rule Hollywood?

Smells like mash potatoes and cabbage

Actual Irish here. Fat asses is what I live for but I enjoy the stereotype