Mom found the poop sock

Real life kino thread?

Basically this.

You’ve never poopsocked while raiding in wow or something? Yikes....

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it's one of these

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Nothing feels worse than mom finding the cum shirt you've had stuffed in the back of your closet for several years

This project has to be finished by now

I’m still cool you guys, i I promise

I dunno I feel like I’d want something bigger

Oops

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My bedroom window faces the back yard, I just huck my poop out there and if the rain doesn't get it first my dad just thinks it's the dogs doing it.

Imagine how difficult it would actually be to poop into a sock.

Why would it?

You don't poop into the sock, you poop into a bag or trashcan and use the sock to wipe.

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Is poop sock a euphemism for a colostomy bag?

Depends on the poop and the tensile strength of the sock I suppose, the real question is how is it done? Held right to the butt hold or do you cut a hole into the bottom of the computer chair and sit on it? Pulling it down then I’m not sure what science is done with it

>mom found my rag

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Why can’t you shit in a fucking toilet you filthy animal? It’s the most basic thing a human being can do. Have some standards for yourself man.

>tfw mom just wants you to come to die tropical island with the fambly

This is so degenerate. like holy fuck my sister is drunk as fuck and came in my room and is now in tears. WTF guys.

Sometimes /tb/ is alright.

I remember when this was shocking.

...how much time

no man you don't understand, my shit is valuable i need to store it somewhere for later tasks

>sister found the cum drum

Flushing the toilet is awful for the planet, you can do literally anything else with poop that's infinitely better than using 4 gallons of water to force it like a torpedo through a mile of underground pipes. Nature will literally just reclaim it for you with no effort on your part if you put it outside.

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>valuable
care to share what these later tasks may be such that they would render your shit valuable?

>having a desk and a bed in your comfy large room
>still being upset

That is time I am not leveling my character to 60 when classic drops, every minute is precious if I wanna get that world first ragnaros kill dude.

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>sister found the semen hydraulic device

time to die boys

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>my mom opened the box

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I want the good old degenerate times back. Strip this shit flinging from today, I can't bear retarded tumblrites anymore who larp as conservatives. For fuck sake.

>mom found the shit filled condoms I hid in the freezer for later consumption
someone post the image

sickening

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>weed
>fertilizer
>air freshener ( i like the smell of my shit)
> can throw it to people i dislike
>food in case of need
and many more bro

Tell that to every Chink tourist and pajeet who shit in the streets and make life unbearable for everyone. There’s a reason sewage was invented. It was for retarded fucks like you who would spread diseases and misery through your bowels. At the very least just shit into soil or something and cover it up. God you people are insufferable.

>Dad found the feces fort

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>I can't bear retarded tumblrites anymore who larp as conservatives
the fuck are you talking about?

Why are shitskins incapable of using technology that has already been invented? Also, when has a non-european civilization ever develop as fast as cities like London, Paris, or Amsterdam?

>4 gallons

Wow, what a waste, the poor children

Fun fact, 4 years worth of cum is about 2.4 litres or 0.6 gallons of cum. I can't believe I just did this math...

The Jap develpment skyrocketed once America forced them to open up for trade. Within twenty years or so they went from a medieval feudal state to a modernised nation on par with the rest of the western world

>sister found the piss drawer

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imagine the smell

>medieval feudal state
retard

Go to Tokyo. Streets are much cleaner.

Please eat all your shit.

That's a really good drawer.

I appreciated this post, thank you

I chose an article with wording so simple that even you can understand it, enjoy!

sites.google.com/site/mrvailsclass2/feudal-japan

>mom found the poo prism

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>mom found the dimensional rift and got sucked into my cum dimension

>Mom found my pus pit

surprised that drawer held the piss without leaking
good carpentry work, honestly

youtu.be/Ll0GCPFpNQs

it's not that simple user...

based carlposter

I'M FUCKING EATING HERE

tonight, you

user for fuck's sake
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_water_supply_and_sanitation

Ikr, you see sicker shit than this on the news now