Meanwhile at the Yea Forums mansion

>you are banned from all boards
>"can you fuckers stop cunnyposting"

Sharing a router with other anons is hell

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WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT FEET ALREADY YOU FUCKING NIGGERS

You're all delusional. Somebody get these people to the infirmary.

txi

Thats crazy, a $1,000,000 mansion and there's insufficient roof ventilation. Adding a few slantbacks at incorrect elevations is not going to fix it. They must all be removed and replaced with 15" domes, at least 7 of them.

Who left their cum jar in the fridge?

there is graphite

nigga that shit is built out of cardboard

I'll be leaving my 12 year old lissome daughter at home, I need to go to work. Take care of her, okay?

Work?

aye. get her on home. I'll call her later.

Stop leaving your shit around.

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is this jared's or papa john's house?

Somebody order pizza, im hungry

I would try my hardest to discreetly rape a different user every night.

*resets the router for the 10th time of the day*

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>Nobdody is having sex

nice ps1 graffix there google stadia lmao

ON THE GROUND

ON THE GROUND

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>roommates found the diaper depository

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where is our usual delivery driver?

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BAZINGA

>google stadia
oh wow, that's still a thing, huh? I've completely forgotten

>haven’t eaten in days because there’s always someone in the kitchen

NO ONE EVER HAS SEX

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=cEmM4JKZK8I

*girl walks in and is about to drink one of the bottles filled with "apple juice" thats just laying around while everyone lunges towards her yelling "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

*opens front door*
and here is a bunch of virgins in their 20s-30s, they wasted their youth trying to be the nerdy movie guy

no flash photography please the uv will fry them
*closes door*

user COULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOR

youtu.be/kverb_QNSNY
>occupies your bathroom

>pizza?

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GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN NIGGER

mom and her friends are in the kitchen, they have been there for 4 days straight. Pretty sure i feel into some sort of time rip in space time. I need to drink water and eat food so badly.

*loud female laughter from kitchen intensifies

Who stole my cumrag?

>someone is wearing my cum sock

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*paces around room*

Whos job was it to pick todays kino? Was it John?

>illegeley downloads the western cannon and every major important western philosphers books
>has an Epiphany about technocapital turning reality into simulations and the commodification of reality itself
>forget 5 min later
>open up youtube video of Japanese pop song and start dancing

youtube.com/watch?v=x2iKC0C32-g

>stand up to reveal im wearing sisters stolen panties

Looks like a very based person lives there. One that makes certain undesirables on our board very angry.

>Let me advise you, my dear young friend. Nay, let me warn you with all seriousness, that should you leave these rooms you will not by any chance go to sleep in any other part of the mansion

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>that one capeshitter who keeps picking Marvel movies

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>My god johnson, there's more than one of them?
>call in the CIA, we need to get our hands dirty for his one

Dude. Who keeps leaving bowls of water with lemon in the microwave

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>Day 226
>nobody has left their room since day 1
>stench of cum and feces eminating from almost every room
>one user has built a paper mache blockade out of his cum tissues so nobody can leave or enter his domain
>nobody sleeps because one user has rigged the mansion's sound system to play the plane scene full blast 24 hours per day and nobody knows how to turn it off
truly a living hell

is this a thing people do? Why?

>am*Ricans
>people

thats the question. its a fuckin mystery

who ordered the cheese pizza?

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you don't?

I'VE TOLD YOU THIS OVER A THOUSAND FUCKING TIMES NOW

TAKE YOUR FUCKING SHOES OFF AT THE DOOR YOU FUCKING RETARDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm getting a reading of 3.6, is the reactor core in the basement optimal? We have the safety test in ten fucking minutes or the jannies aren't going to give me my promotion. Morons, all of you.

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that unironcially happened when I was at college. Some guy in my dorm was posting CP on Yea Forums and we all got permabanned for it.

Ah yes, you're welcome to join our /ecg/ discussion too. Just close the door when you get in.

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Somehow noone have yet noticed that im a 240 lbs south american nigger

Imagine the OP being such a pathetic brony that he thought making this thread would actually put bronies in a good light.
Imagine the headspace he must have for him to think that.

This guy will be the first to be shot.

20s is still youthful

fags are killed at the door, so no you wouldnt

hanging in my room, don't bother me pls

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mentally recreate a reasonable facsimile of the stench

Who took my CIA fit out of the closet?

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I'm that guy that runs through the mansion naked, and screams like an autist at all hours, constantly shaking my head around so it's a perpetual blurr to anyone who sees me.
I don't know why I do this.

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YOU CANNOT CONTAIN ME
I WILL CUM IN EVERYONES LEFT OVERS

btw that was an alright show
i wanted to fuck the shit out of carrie coon
until i seen her flabby butt

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Based as fuck. I'd rather take em into the basement and torture them, but then again I'm a bit of a sadist.

Gotta be either a birthmark or a skin graft. Also, nice quads.

There's a big guy on the loose, user. He can't keep getting away with it.

How many fucking times do we have to watch Master & Commander? Put something else on already.

I imagine that people who are still bronies in 2015+4 are already pretty mentally ill.
If you're lurking Lee, thank you for your service.

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>he doesn't appreciate small horses
lmao gay af

So sorry about what happened to your boy, Ro. Fuckin' moolies.

Dead fandom.

Can someone replace the lightbulb in the Daddario shrine? One of the track lighting bulbs went out

Aliens is on next, as the start of a Cameronkino marathon. also fuck those Alien 3 Assembly Cut faggots, fucking pretentious fuckheads.
>yfw a literal cult forms based on James Cameron

STOP HARRASING MY WIFE

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I'll be heading out, I have a date with Giga Stacey to watch the new X-Men film Dark Phoenix.

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>get the only room on the ground floor
>keep hearing voices coming from the basement
Sh-should I go see?

*avoides contact with the rest of Yea Forums and stays in his room shitposting all day and night*

>everybody agrees with each other awkwardly in real life while staring at the floor and mumbling "umm sure"
>keep getting called a retarded nigger on Yea Forums over the dumbest shit
I hate this place

Don't worry about it user, there's nothing to see in there.

i'm going to shit in your bed. it's my territory now.

As the only woman living here, I want you all to stay away from my underwear

>females in the Yea Forums mansion

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chopping off your penis doesn't make you a woman

GET OUT MOM

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>>yfw a literal cult forms based on James Cameron
All hail Based Jim. We're meeting in the garage later for a comfy game of Avatar trivia. MCUfags not welcome.

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For the last time, keep your fucking falcons out of the kitchen! This morning I had bird shit in my goddamn cereal. Again!

>Avatar trivia

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Who the FUCK scratched my Spider-Man disc?

Ok, why is there real blood on my katana collection? The handle is covered with Cheeto dust as well. Which one of you fags have been stabbing motherfuckers with my sword

>Avachads
>not getting it in

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No bitches allowed.
All it takes is one to upset the established order.
Fuck right off.

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Pool's closed due to AIDS.

I'm in, mang.
Gonna bring my replica M41A Pulse Rifle.

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Reminder that the daily Hitler speech viewing and discussion will be taking place in the main dining hall at 4:20PM

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>teleports behind you

Who ate all the FUCKING gabagool?!

Can't wait desu.

>there's a hidden trap door in the basement

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user CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

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R&D here.
We're getting fluctuating readings in the anti-mass spectrometer consistent with what appears to be the beginnings of a resonance cascade.
Get Yea Forums down here now!

Can ya'll shut up about bane and sneed? I'm trying to binge call the midwife on netflix.

IM SO FRICKIN TIRED OF ALL OF U BELLITLIN' ME FOR ME STATURE I AM!!! I 'AV JUST AS MUCH A RIGHT TO BE HERE AS ANY ONE O' YOU NUMPTYS!

hey faggots, the delivery guy is her--MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMN ORANGE PEEL BEEF

the day you stop deleting my threads while leaving blacked porn up you are fucking dead to me janny

cope but checked

Which one of you fags has been stealing my clothes and replacing them with girl clothes, do you know how embarrassing is to go out looking like this?

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ohhhh myyyyy I don't have the gif

midge

I want to hug that trap

>everyone shows up to the house and it turns out everyone was actually cute anime girls

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>give our praises to James Cameron
>leave flowers by Abatap's grave

>thinking fags will be allowed inside

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hey guys I'm going to need to use to theater again tonight I need to watch my movie again,Wild Target, 2010
Starring Bill Nighy, Emily Blunt, Rupert Grint, and Martin Freeman. Victor (Nighy) is a ruthless professional killer, who still lives with his mother and has trouble making friends. When he is hired to take out Rose (Blunt), an art thief, he ends up falling for her spontaneous character and decides to try and protect her instead, along the way collecting Tony (Grint), who he takes under his wing as an apprentice when he mistakes him for a private detective. The trio go on the run from Victor's sadistic second in competition Hector Dixon (Freeman), and have to all learn some lessons in life in doing so.

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Please stop throwing pizza crusts into the sissy pit, I'm trying to conduct a research study on the effects of a cum-only diet

When I had roommates we'd go out of our way to see who could get the funniest ban message and banned post. That was back when mods would actually write something personal if you pissed them off enough. Good times.

Reddit thread

>clink clink
*AHEM*

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If you say the n-word again I'm calling the cops

Guys the neighbors are starting to get suspicious of the bus full of little russian girls showing up every day, I think they figured out this isn't a dance theater a while ago

come see me when you hit 40
>cope plebbit meme
back you go

Where's my JUST bros at?
Club meeting is in the basement at midnight
Entry is free, however you must have the JUST haircut

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