How will Godzillafags recover?

Of course he's gonna joke like he doesn't mean it. You think some patrician old actor really enjoyed watching this Chinese garbage?

theguardian.com/film/2019/may/30/charles-dance-play-james-bond-007-game-of-thrones-godzilla

>acting in front of a green screen sucked but the food was great!
based boomer, he doesn't give two fucks about the movie

>first film was an artistic masterpiece from a visionary director who basically made the entire film himself
>sequel is a soulless franchisebait cashgrab designed to tick nerdrethras with references and memes so that they orgasm on command to their favorite references and callbacks
>doesn't even look cool like the first once

I'm done, bros...

First movie had top tier human scenes (Heisenberg hamming it up, the military scenes like the bridge scene and the HALO jump scene) but relatively little monsters
sequel has more monsters but infinitely worse human characters and scenes and the monster action stuff isn't consistent, they always cut back to the humans for no reason and break the flow
JUST

They did a worse job of the monsters in the second one too. 2014 Godzilla was top tier kaiju kino, they got everything right about the monster fights with the lighting, sound effects, momentum, speed, ect. It was just so fucking good. Gareth Edwards should make every monster movie ever.

Godzilla 2 fights looked like action figures in comparison.

>KOTM even worse than G14
No wonder it bombed.

seems incredible, I know

>Gareth Edwards
>Makes 2014 based off of jaws
>Thinks his Godzilla is the legit one
>Uses generic hollyjew music despite being offered to use classic works.
No just no.

And he learned the wrong lesson from Jaws. They hid the antagonist in Jaws, while Gareth showed the antagonist Muto and hid the protagonist Godzilla.

How many Godzilla films have you seen?

Who cares about Godzilla, I loved seeing mutos destroy cities and shit. It was a lot more visceral than the shitty kotm movie.

I don't care about the stupid retarded Japanese costume action bullshit, that's anime tier garbage. Godzilla in the West should be scary, gritty, like Cloverfield, all terrifying and full of awe inspiring visuals.

Shit opinion confirmed.

Where the fuck were you assholes when I was defending 2014 for 5 damn years? Fucking hell why is Yea Forums like this? I swear you fuckers only come out of the woodwork so you can say you hate KOTM

there's a 72 year old running the country right now

the 2014 movie was garbage and you know it.

Oh okay, so you are just shitposting, good to know.
Fuck off you degenerate maggot.

That's how Tyrion got him.

this movie was only watchable if you were a kaiju fan
it had good fan service and respected the source material
but I imagine if you're not into that shit it would be literally unwatchable nonsense

Fuck off. No one wants Tohoshit. I want Cloverfield with Godzilla in the background. He's just a big dino that should come when needed to save the day. The rest of the movie should be about MUTOs and other cunts fucking shit up.

I'm surprised he even watched it
Actors don't take roles in films like that because they're really interested in the story or the director
They do it because it pays a lot of money and that allows them to do other movies or tv or theatre they are really interested in
Or buy a large property, take time off, etc

seething

bad bait

Contrarian shitposting never was fun.
I just want doom and gloon disaster shit like Cloverfield with a tense biting atmosphere and shitloads of cool visuals nonstop.

How is he wrong? The HALO jump scene from movie 1 alone shits on everything in movie 2. 2 had horrible direction, nonstop cuts during action scenes so they could focus on the humans.

lmao cloverfield isn't even something
what even is cloverfield?
godzilla is interesting and thematically solid and has great variety on what can be done with him in a movie
that's why he's still around after 65 years

>2 had horrible direction, nonstop cuts during action scenes so they could focus on the humans.
everything you just said applies to 1 and not 2

Fuck no. Ask anyone. In the end battle they kept cutting from the fight to the Stranger Things girl and her family.

Godzilla was on screen more in that one fight than he was in the entirety of 2014. The constant "cutting" isn't even noticeable comparatively.

Who cares about fag zilla, all he did was come at the last second to save the day
>zghidorah rears itself to deliver the killing blow to someone
>Godzilla pops in at the exact last second to tackle him
this happened 4-6 times, easily. I don't want more Godzilla if he's just gonna be a cop out faggot in poorly directed action scenes

Even Mothra got pozzed her scenes were all cut short and she was horribly underutilized

More like CGI like that is expensive and they overused the same cop out techniques

So you have no real informed opinion on the matter?
Not that you needed to tell us that, we could tell from your previous idiotic statements.
Think before you talk shit fag

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Enjoy your rubber cartoon autistic movies, I'm just gonna relish the proper modernized Godzilla from 2014.

Poopzilla
all they had to do was make it like 2014 with more monsters

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Someone should mix a bunch of Modafinil tabs in his drink, let's see him try to sleep then.

Shit movie

He's 72 years old at a movie premier that takes place at night time. Put two and two together.

Charles Dance? More like Charles Dunce. KEK

I danced when he came on screen.

bros let's talk about monster kino.

ROAAAAAR

Your thoughts on Shin Godzilla?
I didn't like it when I watched it, but the more I think about the movie, the better it gets for some reason.

I don't watch TohoShit, only the 2014 and 2019 Hollywood adaptions.

Based retard

shibal seki

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Who wouldn't fall asleep to that garbage?

>"omg look he became destroyah so cool based references to my low brow jap monster movies from when i was a little kid"

Sicario 2

BASTE

I was there and I still will defend it over KOTM.

I'm not normally a corperate shill, but actors should shut the fuck up when it comes to slamming their own movies.

Danse read the script before he took the part, the backstabbing cunt.

Good man.

Lmao at kaijufags. Why can't you just enjoy your shit films for the shit they are? Aren't they supposed to be campy and retarded?

actors do things for money, even if it's shit

You barely even got to see the mutos destroy anything. Fucking contrarians I swear

>patrician old actor
Most of his filmography is hollywood trash

>the vegetarian
Why must they include he's a vegetarian? I'm pretty sure it has no relevance to the rest of the article

>tfw fall asleep during almost all kinos
>being awake through an entire flick is a struggle for me
>only 26

retard

Come on they fucked shit up good, that scene where the soldier man is on a monorail and he sees the MUTO ahead of him was creepy as fuck, real good destruction there

It is literally just standing still. Takes maybe two steps, and then the camera cuts away. Cmon man. They didn’t even have 10 minutes of screen time.

This scene alone had more tension than the entirety of KoTM

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They fucked up the destruction and action scenes in KoTM too, I was real disappointed. All that crappy human plot should have been axed totally, film should have focused on Serizawa and his team alone. They could have credited Heisenberg's notes for helping them conceive the ORCA, Vera could have been a regular type assistant. Fuck this family drama garbage, 100% ruined the movie

Then they should stay discreet like any other professional whore.

Seething wagie

I just watched GODZILLA 2014 for the time right before going to see KOTM, and 2014 was garbage, are you kniggers serious? The human characters besides Serizawa and his Female companion were trash. And it was annoying spending a good 50 minutes investing into Ceanstons character just to have his depressing mumbling drag of a son take his place. The human elements were better written than Kotm, but Kotm had more dynamic characters that allowed for the poorly written human scenes to be easily overlooked. The Wife and Son were completely irrelevant to the plot, it was a annoying cutting back to them. But in Kotm the family dynamic makes perfect sense as I've lived through a similar family mess, of course no monsters or animal frequency modulators were involved. The fight scenes were far too dark in 2014, but in Kotm the scenes were equally as dark but were illuminated by the glow of the Kaijus bodies/beams/aural presence. The multitude of fights in Kotm were fantastic and they were visually stunning, I'm glad I actually paid to watch this. Other than that I just watch camrips. My favorite part that was easily them flying away in that osprey and watched Godzilla let of 3 burning pulses, and easily the throwback to the Twins from Mothra. I didn't expect to like this movie as much as I did especially after watching the snoozefest that was Godzilla 2014

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If you think KOTM had good characters then no one wants to hear your opinion on actual kino like 2014.

>patrician old actor
>the man who starred in Ali G in da House, Ghostbusters, Dracula Untold and at least two Underwold movies
kek

I said they were poorly written but had more Dynamic range, thus making them more appealing, you insufferable faggot.

They were insufferable. Imagine actually liking some family drama tied to some pea brained eco terrorist plot.

'appealing'
sounds like some shill bias shit, the characters were shit in 1 and 2 but in 1 the characters were set in a military background so we got kino scenes, in 2 we had mommy/daddy shit and nothing good, only asinine shit like a kid stealing the ORCA from a heavily guarded base and then just marching out like she owned the place.

Cope

They don't need to be spectacular to be better than the absolute snore trash that was 2014.

I'll never understand how anyone can defend that abortion of a movie.

It was a great movie, wtf are you on about

>human family shit in 2019 better than the human military kino in 2014
get your brain checked

underrated

Nice Reddit spacing you cum gargling cuckold

Anyone else ate and drank nothing during this movie?

Everyone and their mothers know that KSI is the crown jewel of the monsterverse.

I fell asleep in the theaters watching it as well. Wasn't enough monster fighting and focused way too much on the boring ass humans which is the shittiest part of any godzilla film. I'm not there to watch some girl cry because her mom is working for the big bad man then watch her dad trying to fly around and get to them. I'm there to watch a giant fucking lizard fight a three headed dragon with a flaming bird and moth fighting in the background.

Some people really want this to do bad

I actually think the parent dynamics could have worked better if both kids were dead

They shouldn't have been there at all. Just focus on twyin and the jap guy

I watched this film the second time after seeing what everyone was apparently seething about. I don't see most of these complaints. One big complaint I see is the cheesy dialogue, but I don't mind most of it, The "Oh my god-Zilla" one wasn't too bad, but the fortune cookie one had me seething.
I interpreted it as not just a philosophical monologue about making peace, moving on and accepting that what's done is done, but also subtle Japanese POV commentary about America and the nukes they dropped and how Japan had to move on from that, and it makes sense because Godzilla was made to be a metaphore that shows the horrors of nukes, and that meaning went all away with a single unfunny quip.
The pacing was off at times and the human characters were at most ok to watch (they really wasted the potential of having Charles Dance there. They could've done a lot more). The story itself wasn't anything to write home about.
The visuals, however, were honestly great and fun to watch. The weather wasn't too much of a ditractor and makes no difference at all. Fuck James and his daytime bullshit, and fuck whoever says that they were either blinded by the flashing lights or they couldn't see shit during these fights. These people need to get glasses or something. The movie works fine for my pair of fully functional eyes.
The soundtrack was fucking Godly and the fact that I ain't seen any critic at least give props to that is a fucking crime. Even the tracks that don't take from the older Godzilla soundtracks sound fucking gorgeous (listen to Rodan's theme).
Overall the movie is an honest to God 7/10. 7.5 if you're being generous. It's a fun to watch movie that doesn't do needs more love but won't get it because there's not a single cape on screen.
Also pic related is best kaiju.

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>It's a fun to watch movie that doesn't do-
Was meant to continue that with "Do anything outrageously bad and -Cont-"

>The "Oh my god-Zilla" one wasn't too bad

>monsters are released WORLD WIDE
>see like 50 people die
Why couldn't the the entire movie just have been scenes like the bird flying overhead and all those people getting torched or sucked up by the wind. Just give me destruction porn with mass death.

The human plot absolutely ruined the movie. Ruined it beyond repair.

Biggest offense of the movie

Exactly. The atmosphere the scale of it, it all felt off. 1 did a much better job.

>The "Oh my god-Zilla" one wasn't too bad
It meant nothing and came and went. The only reason you'd remember this would be if you were looking to shit on this film for the smallest things. And this is Godzilla we're talking about. There's always been cheesy dialogue. Look at youtube.com/watch?v=6_PNrNw-esA
>The human plot absolutely ruined the movie. Ruined it beyond repair.
It is bad, but it really wasn't as bad as you're making it out to be. And it's not even the worst Godzilla story yet. Look at most of the Showa Godzilla movies if you want shitty irredeemable story writing.

I’d like to think that they’re going to go more into that in the future. They mentioned how SanFran and Vegas were basically tropical Chernobyls after GZ and the MUTOs went through, and Boston got leveled by just Gidorah.
Now that we know there’s like 20 of these guys, it’s possible that future movies will have Civilization falling even farther (if we get future movies).

Can't expect such vision from these hacks.

Haven't seen KOTM yet but G14 was far from a masterpiece.
The human story consisted solely of them figuring out what Godzilla and the MUTOs were, which doesn't justify its 2-hour runtime.
In other words, there's no actual drama in the humans .
It gets off to a false start with the reactor meltdown, repeats the same "I lost my parent" story beat later when Cranston dies.
There's little in the way or suspense or tension and the movie just mopes from one scene to another.
The Hawaii sequence was pointless from a story perspective and could have been excised from the film entirely, as it delivers no new informant and doesn't affect any of the characters.
CGI was not overly impressive; for some reason K:SI's visual effects were far more elaborate and detailed, even in broad daylight.
The "lead" actor was a plank of wood with no personality and his character had almost no relevance to the plot.
The monster scenes were damn near pitch black, with hardly anything clearly visible; in addition to being night-set, the battle takes place in a dark city that's shrouded in smoke.

The only positive aspect is that it treats its subject matter seriously and has a good musical score that thankfully is not a typical Hans Zimmer knock off.

Other than that it's only a 5 or 6 out of 10.

this reminds me of a viral marketing interview I heard last night on the John Batchelor radio show. Very forced and odd. Obviously a segment that was paid for.
At the end of the "interview" the guest says he "doesn't encourage anyone to see this movie. It's a terrible film"
LMFAO
audioboom.com/posts/7280321-how-not-to-kill-godzilla-what-is-to-be-done-pappalardojoe-popmechanics

I can dream user.
I was full mast when Rodan destroyed that city just by flying over it.

Did you miss the parts where they had kino scenes like the HALO jump, the scene in the woods with the bridge, and all that? They were 1000x better than the human scenes in KoTM.

Gojira, gonorrhea