Black Mirror Season 5

What the fuck really? How lazy

I only watch it for the sex scenes

Fucking kys no one is watching this bullshit

true, but seasons 1 and 2 were 3 episodes as well and were the most kino

Sucks that they spent so much time/energy on Bandersnatch. I did not like it very much

No different to the original UK seasons. You could always blame Bandersnatch for the reduction.

WHAT IF HUMANS CREATED WAIFU BOTS BUT PEOPLE BECAME APATHETIC TO THE WORLD?

it's up

I need all the best Angourie Rice screencaps, stat.

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souce? aint payin for cuckflix

All of the title cards look like complete shit

then guess you'll have to wait until it's all uploaded somewhere

To be fair I did cancel my membership and it will lapse soon

I haven't even watched Season 4 yet, was it good?

It wasn't as good as seasons 2 or 3.

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15 minutes into the first episode and not a single white person

Marathoned the first five seconds of the first episode. Am I liking it?

I guess that's why they call it BLACK Mirror.

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First three episodes were fucking garbage, the other three were pretty good imo

i'm liking the first episode so far, even if it's all niggers

>Metalhead was good

The gusto on this lad

Quality > Quantity

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This is why I stopped watch Brit TV. So forced! So pozzed!

Why don't I remember this, wtf?

1st episode is boring as fuck gay vr nigger brokeback mountain that i skipped most of.

18 minutes into the 2nd and its looking like a snorefest too. This season is shit.

wrong. I see two balding white men to represent you.

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netflix shill thread

Episode 1 is literally trash and there's no Black Mirror twist to it. Fucking niggers everywhere.

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Finished the first one. BrokeBLACK mountain in a VR world. Pretty gay. But if you're one of those progressives who liked brokeback mountain because it gives a nod to the idea that you may very well indeed have a gay relationship with a man if the circumstances were just right, then you'll probably like it.

I watch this show just to laugh at how bad it is. And it was just as terrible before netflix got a hold of it.

where?

FUCK NETFLIX AND
FUCK SHILLS

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>KARL is online

What do bros?

go suck his cock irl faggot

I didn't like it. Choose your own adventure doesn't work for film. It completely destroys the pacing and story and I hope it doesn't ever become a trend

Why don't they use mods? Why just stick with the standard characters the game gives you? Though I suppose the real question is, Why not play an actual porn game?

OI WAT IF NIGGERS FUCKED A POLAR BEAR ROIGHT CRAZY INNIT

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>Quality

>episode one
niggas be GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

i think i just come here to watch you fags seethe.

I'd fuck my friend if he was that hot asian bitch too.

same

Yeah I don't get the big deal from his perspective. Karl is the one with legitimate issues.

already happened

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BIN THAT GUN

Where the fuck do I watch it? someone stream it on artifact

First episode pleases my body swap fetish

>first episode is a full hour of gay nigger propaganda
you're not seriously expecting me to watch this shit are you

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Nobody cares

>the people that love asians and trannys are weebs
really makes me think

>Second episode
Oh no is this a WHITE MAN BAD episode

About black mirror?

no shit you fucking idiot. How old are you

All three episodes are literally nothing but Netflix propaganda. Jesus christ, how did they sink so low. Season 4 was MUCH better. Its literal shit, fuck Netflix and fuck the kikes behind it

Why only 3 eps this time?

episode 2 is bretty gud

>watches all three eps as soon as they came out
big fan you are

Lol. Niggers be repressed homosexuals n shiet.

I watched snippets of all three and I can tell they're shit, especially compared to season 4

It is pretty funny if you watch it as a comedy

are you proud of that to be a filthy speedwatcher

black mirror is part of the anglo-jew (((conspiracy))) to promote race-mixing, what did you expect? black museum was similar

Probably because of the movie

Yes

All of Netflix promotes race mixing dumbass. Almost every Netflix original has a race mixed couple

its been propaganda since at least the two old ugly dyke episode

How is it race mixing if there was only black couples in the episode? At least watch before making your brain dead /pol/posting.

Probably he was reference the very numerous occasions of racemixing in the show at large, rather than erroneously attributing it to a single episode. But it takes a very, very high IQ to deduce as much, so don’t feel too bad.

this is prob the worst season guess we had a good run its to popular now to do weird interesting eps and turns into normie garbage

thanks for the heads up bro

Just finished episode two. Heard the last one was poo poo. I was pleasantly surprised by episode two, it was arguably kino but the message very heavy handed, but my expectations were low after bandershit

S5E2 has been a nice change of pace compared to the shitshow leading up to it.

Honestly rank it in my top 5.

He replied to a post about episode 1, so he assumed it happened in episode 1 too. But it's ok it is typical from /pol/tards to make retarded assumptions and talk about things they have no knowledge of

Totally agree. Number one for me.

Yeah but the other episodes in season 3 were good and the propaganda wasn't that blatant.
This. All season from now on will be shit. Season 4 is the last good one

WOT IF WE BREXITED FROM INDUSTRIAL CIVILISATION? FOOKIN' MENTAL INNIT

I also liked episode two quite a bit. Obvious "twist" but well acted and it carried the suspense well

Is this first episode a joke? I was like...no way they're gonna do what I think they're gonna do. Then they do. This is batshit retarded, holy fuck.

Is that episode 2?

it doesn't take a /pol/tard to see there is an agenda at play, even if you don't think it's a jewish conspiracy

OH NONONONONONO

AHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAHA

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>propaganda wasn't that blatant.
that ep was as blatant as it got
>lol fuck your husband we lesbians in "heaven" now

how many minutes/episode ? i'm at work

Episode 2 was kino

I meant in the other episodes of S3

>Is this first episode a joke?
honestly it was pretty funny
3 1 hour eps

What the fuck is this faggot nigger shit? Episode 1 is by far the worst on in the series that I've seen. We're never going back to White Christmas quality episodes are we?

what is this gay nigga shit I don't wanna watch that shit so fucking gay

I only saw a trailer like 4 days ago guys I think they just surprised everyone with it

Looks like most of it will be shit, I hate the episodes set in America it feels so fake

>We're never going back to White Christmas quality episodes are we?
Probably not. Actually definitely not

bros... why is this episode so sad...

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Episode 3 was hilariously bad, holy fuck. Impressively even worse than gay VR butt sex in episode 1. Ep2 was kino but cheesy

wtf I wanna fuck a virtual chinese nigger now

Ep 3 was cunnykino

have sex, tastelet

to be fair if we had VR games as realistic as that and everyone could be a VR waifu everyone would be busy having sex with each other too

Season 1
>Best Episode- The Entire History of you
>Overrated- The National Anthem
>Underrated- Fifteen Million Merits

Season 2
>Best Episode- White Christmas
>Overrated- The Waldo Moment
>Underrated- White Bear

Season 3
>Best Episode- Nosedive
>Overrated- Shut Up and Dance
>Underrated- Playtest

Season 4
>Best Episode- Metalhead
>Overrated- USS Calister
>Underrated-Crocodile

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>a virtual chinese nigger
What the fuck? Which episode is that?

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>Waldo Moment overrated
everyone hates it, it's shit
>White Bear underrated
everyone loves it, and it's dogshit
>Best episode: Metalhead
stop it

How could this happen bros? Bandersnatch was so good compared to this shitshow.

Retard. The husband was dead and chose not to be reincarnated/made immortal. She didn't abandon him by choosing to be immortal herself, he was already gone. The only way this could be interpreted as propaganda is if you think any romance between fags is propaganda.

The episode is shit anyway, just not because dykes.

I disagree, I thought Bandersnatch was wide as an ocean but deep as a puddle

Both episode 1 and 2 were better for me than Bandersnatch

I agree on most points. For me, the most overrated episode is San Junipero. It takes an interesting idea - creating a digital heaven - and squanders it on a boring lead character and an unconvincing lesbian romance.

>game devs modeled a fully functioning vagina AND wrote the code necessary to convey female body sensations to a man
Bravo. Also, the second episode is campy trash and had no business being advertised as "Black Mirror". Hope the third one is better

God damn Ashley has an annoying voice

>you wouldn't fuck your bro in a virtual game
>penises don't touch so it's literally not gay
>no one has to know

But would you be the girl or the guy?

>AND wrote the code necessary to convey female body sensations to a man
Sounds like tranny propaganda.

The bear

>fucking a virtual guy
cringe

>fucking your male friend in a video game
>he also fucks bears
>all the while your wife cucks your irl

ultimate 2019 goals

based

>ERP VR sex
>story ends with wife cucking husband and him having a monthly ERP session with his bro

How discord-ish.

Watching the second episode now. Is police really this useless in the great britain?

>it's okay to be a mindless hedonist and fuck with your sexuality
If anything this just makes me more scared of the future where everyone is a hedonist and individualist stuck in their own bubble of hedonism, extreme individualism and nihilism that's just shrinking because of technology. Real fun stuff.

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>ultimate 2019 goals
Its only going to get worse as time and technology goes on.

It's funny how watching Mantis get railed by an Asian dude still seems really really gay.

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Miley Cyrus does acting now? wtf

>future
More like present.
Also, is it just me, or does Not!Miley's song say "hey I'm a ho!"

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haven't seen the episode yet, but I already know the answer is yet

t. salty fucking brit.

1st episode it literally the life of VR players its shit episode but can be funny when applied to something else

I love episode 1. I think all black men should watch it and let free their sexuality for each other

Why would someone even fuck someone virtual. The whole prospect of it just makes me scared of the future. Do we really need to descent into a cyberpunk world with no purpose, meaning or anything with widespread nihilism. I think Nietzsche warned that widespread nihilism could lead to the destruction of the human species.

Nihilism would lead*

Black men will never be able to play as Chun-Li anymore, that's for sure.

>More like present.
This is nothing compared to what's coming in the near future.
>Also, is it just me, or does Not!Miley's song say "hey I'm a ho!"
Its Miley Cyrus so probably

>season 1 and 2 on BBC
>kino
>season 2 and 4 on Netflix
>horribly underwhelming
why exactly should i care? it's all downhill from here

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ep1 should've been more like:

- black man as male asian fighter
- white girl as female asian fighter

would've been more realistic

Nah I'm sure all of those FGC nogs would loved getting banged as Cammy

Wasn't it on another English channel not on BBC though?

More like two fat neckbeards on both sides.
Series peaked at your pic related. S3 was decent and S4 had like two decent episodes.

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BBC Channel 4
i didn't finish season 4, it was incredibly boring. haven't seen anything since. it was great while it lasted though

>we want the black mirror audience

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You dodged a bullet. USS Callister and Hang the DJ are fun, although they're hardly Black Mirror episodes. Everything else is trash, especially the season finale, with the exception of the first miniepisode.

so to sum it all up

ep1: being a black gay tranny is okay
ep2: brexit is bad mkay
ep3: pop stars are humans too mkay

>just like my chinese cartoons!

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2 good

Why is this current """"""progressive""""" trend plaguing my favorite tv shows, movies and games? Redpill me on this anons, I really want to know why entertainment industry is sucking every minority's cock.

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Did they just drop the whole bad ending trope this season?

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kek

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Bruh what the fuck I wanted to laugh at some typical “technology is bad” shit they always pull what’s this gay ass shit they got me watching?

what was the meaning of the dishwasher in ep 1? it's something about trump but I can't quite understand the metaphore

>based on a classic book

>mfw thought E1 was gay as shit but realized it's certainly possible soon in reality

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It didn't have anything to do with the episode. It was just some casual world building.

ep 1 was hot as fuck, I'd definelty fuck my bestmate if he was a cute girl alright

>white """""""""men'""""""""""""" willingly watch this blacked propaganda

>Episode 1
3/10 This was laughably bad and didn't fit the spirit of Black Mirror at all, but at least it was funny
>Episode 2
8/10 Actually a good episode though the ending might go over people's heads
>Episode 3
6/10 I wasn't sure how to feel about this one, would've been more in spirit with Black Mirror if they failed

>black alpha pretending to be a tiny girl and getting railed by his black dyel friend
>blacked propaganda
if anything this puts black masculinity on suicide watch

Because so called "creators" are getting more and more distant from the common man due to the ever growing economic disparity between the elites and 95% of population. They live in the cosy little bubble of wealth and hedonism where the biggest stress is being misgendered. And so they tell stories about that little bubble, because they're literally unaware of the larger world.

>a VR fighting game comes out
>people only pretend to be asians and bears and fuck eachother on random stages instead of fighting

too real

kys faggot

Civilisations rise and civilisations fall, time is a flat circle, we are not some special culture that will escape this. Humanity will survive and rebuild anew as it has since we started, but if our personal downfall is going to be sexbots, edgy music, and Yea Forums, I can think of worse fates.

I'm a literal faggot and I got bored 40min in and stopped watching. Did I miss anything?
Boring boring boring. Shit episode

I remember thinking this was really good at the time but I also couldn't possibly tell you what any of the stories were about aside from the one where Apple mindfucks a little girl.

i mean, there just aren't that many women interested in videogames like mortal kombat on the internet. you have to make do with what's available

is was just a fantasy/fetish faggot, only in the game they want to fuck. Overall the only good thing about the first episode was that VR shit, look nice to have something like that in the future. Especially if you play open worlds/rpg/hentai etc.

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Play vrchat then

nihilism and hedonism will kill humanity in the long run.

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>I'm a literal faggot

yeah I don't see why it would appeal to you

explain the ending of the second

I don't get the ending of Striking Vipers, are they still together while his wife is being fucked by another black guy?

danny gets to fuck his friend in the game, the wife gets to take off her wedding ring and go to bars to be picked up

The incident was just another event on news feed that nobody thought twice about before returning to their mundane lives

is it on hbo

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GAY

NIGGA

WAIFUS

WOT IF YOUR NAN WOZ A PHONE CHARGER

Every year on his birthday, they make an agreement to let him fuck his friend's virtual pussy while she gets to be a slut for a night. Pretty degenerate desu I knew they would promote cuckoldry at some point.

>might go over people's heads
What about it would go over people's heads?

The fact that phones are evil, obviously.

It all started back when agrarian and urban life and worldviews seperated in the enlightenment. It can't be explained in 2000 words so the short answer is: because of the ever increasing disparity between elites and everyone else, capitalism encourages ever increasing individualism and hedonism which leads to progressivsm and nihilism, and progressivism rewards individualistic behaviour because it makes people feel good about themselves, and elitism, corporotocracy and modern capitalism also encourage internationalism because that increases profit and power, that's why you see so much propaganda skewed towards promoting interracial couples and globalism, as they make people more willing to accept internationalism because we're all the same which ties back to progressivsm being an ideology that rewards individualistic behaviour a lot. Its not so much about suckling minority cock as it is to solidify power and wealth.

Just go look at other sites. People are fucking brainlets. There's like multiple threads on plebbit asking people to explain the ending.

>episode 3
>miley cyrus dies and is replaced by a different miley cyrus

holy shit it's actually like real life what were they thinking

Illuminati always do this, they put shit like this in plain sight

so the first episode was how gay sex was right as long as you only do it online with avatars right?

because the ending isn't clear. They don't show if the white dude gets killed or if they accidentally shoot the black dude. A shit ending for an otherwise good episode. What a waste of an hour.

Can't wait for the future.

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

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this

google vigilantcitizen

All three episodes were gay and boring and stupid as hell. Worst season by far

Adding: modernity and ever increasing technology will just increase propaganda efforts ten fold. Its not only mass media that's been taken over but every major institution there is, to slowly but surely make people blindly follow their efforts to increase their wealth and power. They appeal to the basic human instinct and the easiest one to manipulate and take over for whatever reason you want, if it makes people feel good about themselves and gives them pleasure they're a lot more willing to support your goals no matter how morally wrong they are, usually without them even knowing what they're actually doing. Here's a great article I read about the education system recently
mindingthecampus.org/2016/02/02/how-a-generation-lost-its-common-culture/

So really the answer to your question is, power and wealth.

remember when Black Mirror was about futuristic issues with technology?

i member

Civilizations are more like living beings that evolve over time. Read the decline of the west

gamergate lost thanks to divisionism and shilling

you should have joined while you still could

somehow gayer than all the scenes of renly baratheon at once

lmao black dad being around

And all living beings must die. I'm failing to see your point here.

>UK Black Mirror
All good except maybe 1
>Netlfix Black Mirror
Degenerate shit

woah

Men playing as girls in VR and having VR sex with each other is pretty obviously the future, but it sure as fuck won't translate into IRL gay sex.

It’s all forced diversity and leftist propaganda.

you're retarded if you believe this
fucking brainlet /pol/tards need to raise the collective IQ of humanity posthaste

>a bunch of dudes fucking each other in VR in girl models
sounds like a legit future issue tbqh

I didn't disagree with your point. Civilizations do rise and fall. European / NA civilisation is in its fall to winter period. And Oswald Spengler predicted what WW2 would do to the west 5 years before it happened so I trust him

just let him suck your dick negroe, its not gay if he's the one doing it

This. As soon as it got to the US it got worse and worse. Really makes you think

Bandersnatcher is episode 0

No. It's also nonsense science fiction bullshit fuckery that makes no sense and boring filler

WAT IF RIGHT... WAT IF EVREE OTHUR PERSUN IN DIS ITT THRED IS JUS WUN OVR BLOKE YEH HOW MAD WUD THAT B LIKE PROPR MENTOL INNIT

just like most retards they think the solution to their shitty marriage is infidelity

that poor black kid is doomed to become a criminal when he grows up and discovers his dad is gay

How his black guys playing fighting games forced diversity? If anything, people should be asking how they got away with writing such a blatant stereotype.

oh shit nigger you took the retard pill

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It's forced because they're not wearing fursuits and shitting themselves.

this problem is ancient

in ascii chats people would pretend to be girls, talk dirty to each other and masturbate

i mean besides the pro-tranny message, the main message of this episode is "technology will make infidelity even more common"; been there done that, they should just cancel the show at this point

Let's settle this once and for all. There's no doubt about the guy using the girl avatar being gay. But what about falcon? He was fucking a pussy. It's not like he fucked a tranny.

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karl is the gay one but no the main guy isn't gay

Guy fucking the girl = not gay even remotely, it looks acts and sounds like a girl and has a puss

Other guy is FLAMING homo acting like a girl, he's the only weird one

it was a fake pussy tho

would you fuck a tranny if technology makes their pussies more believable instead of just frontal holes? if you do, you're gay nigga

they literally kissed and talked to eachother before and after

are you a virgin?

they literally kissed irl and found they weren't into that, which seems to settle it

That's literally the present user, news get memory holed all the fucking time because we're over filled with information which almost causing a sort of amnesia among the population more and more as technology evolves. And then we always all return to our mundane lives never actually doing anything. Remember Notre Dame? The media stopped even mentioning that anyone is researching the cause of the fire one month ago. You got me interested now, I'll probably watch episode 2

They are both gay as hell, there's no debate to be had over it, the fuck is wrong with you people?

even their publicity is blacked

he obviously did not love the other man, and it seemed like he only did it because the sex was out of this world. I say hes not gay.
However, Karl also did not love falcon either, and just liked the sensation of getting fucked as a woman
I say they are both not gay

his friend was in the body of a hot girl there's nothing gay about fucking it

they are neet virgins who hope to get laid with the other fat gays online someday

please explain your reasoning outside of your knee jerk reaction

if he was gay why would he use a girl avatar
it doesnt even make sense

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Karl would definitely fuck Lance's motion capture actor

Mindless hedonism is okay as long as its out of frustration goy

Would you stick your dick in a gloryhole and close your eyes, imagining it's a girl while knowing the whole time that there's actually a man on the other side? Exactly. Those niggas are gay as fuck and it sounds like you are too.

>man has sex with another man
>closet fags say it isn't gay to comfort themselves
Gee, here we go again

no because it's a man on the other side you retard, not a man in the body of a woman sucking me off

Gender paraphilia and induced autogynephilia. Mental illness.

They're both gay as fuck. If you're fucking a character controlled by a man thats fucking gay. Danny's moving the character's tongue around in karl's character's mouth. He's the one kissing and moaning and fucking a character controlled entirely by his friend. If fucking a vr character controlled by a man isn't gay, then having phone sex with a man isn't gay.

3 episodes means they might be good. It's not like they need to do much to satisfy people though, especially after Nu-Twilight Zone and the last season.

Its called gender autogynephilia dumbass.

VR BAD!

this reminds me of that "straight men have gay sex all the time" headline

countless fag shills in this thread, doesn't surprise me tho its europoor posting hours

falcon literally never had sex with another man

We call that Schrodinger's Faggot. If you don't know the gender of the person sucking your dick, it's both gay and not gay at the same time, until you observe it and the superposition collapses.

True. I play splatoon 2 as a girl octoling and I'm not gay.

Its okay to fuck around with your sexuality and twist it got. Just fuck off, you're either born homosexual or heterosexual, twisting people to become gay is fucked up and its happening a lot these days.

please remind me when the main character had gay sex?

a virtual tranny is not different than a IRL tranny

so Falcon is clearly a gay ass nigga too

Twist it goyim*

Whoops
At the end. Thus proving he induced homosexuality within himself through autogynephilia and gender paraphilia.

Channel 4 isn't BBC

If Danny and Karl weren't gay then me fucking my mom, sister and grandma on VR wouldn't be incest.

You know that "virtual" and "real" are literally opposites, right? That makes them the most different.

if falcon was attracted to the fact that he was having sex with a man in a woman's body, he would be gay
however he was just attracted to the sex with the female ONLY, basing this on the end where he proved he wasnt gay
therefore he isnt gay

sauce

How based is Billy Bauer

He kissed him. Proving the point he had induced autogynephilia which lead to him developing homosexuality.

he kissed him and didnt like it, did you miss that part? there was never "induced autogynephilia", shut the fuck up

This just proves how many people get tricked and twisted into being homosexuals in today's world. No wonder the number of people identifying as homosexual just keeps increasing and increasing. You're either born homosexual or heterosexual, fuck off.

>falcon
It's captain america

>people in here really arguing that this nigger isnt a fag for kissing and having sexual relations with his male friend.

so aslong as hes picturing a girl while he fucks his gay friend in the ass its not gay?

mmm thanks for the insight faggots

You don't kiss another man if you don't think you're homosexual before you do it. So yes he had induced homosexuality via autogynephilia to an extent.

bro what if we just a little

no homo thou

so if im attracted to a tranny im not gay because he looks like a woman

lmao gotcha

See
Its a fucked up world dominated by nothing except hedonism and pleasure above all

this just proves s05e01 was actually one of the great ones

people will discuss for generations if its gay or okay to let Karl suck your dick

but a tranny physically has a dick or a flesh wound that they think is a vagina. If you fuck a virtual girl like roxi or whatever her name was, it looks and feels like a real pussy.

so if someone put a gun to your head and said "suck this dick" and you do it, does that make you gay?
the only thing that makes you gay is it you are ATTRACTED to another man

>it looks and feels like a real pussy.
Now you're just making me afraid of the near future. Thanks faggot

I actually liked episode 2 but mostly because I miss Eric Foreman. The ending was kind of shit, there’s absolutely no way that anyone would take that shot when they can’t see through the webbed glass.

The guy was having sex with the character itself, not his friend. The character was acting exactly like a girl and was in fact a girl. His friend to him was literally just like a puppeteer, a director ordering the actions.

His friend however was actually gay and acting like a woman, but his friend he basically forgot about during the moment. He's not picturing him at all, infact, there's probably some reasonable doubt as to if his friend is even doing all that stuff or if the AI is mostly just taking cues.

One was gay, one wasn't

>so if someone put a gun to your head and said "suck this dick" and you do it, does that make you gay?
There's something known as fight or flight during situations where your life is in immediate danger. In no way are those two scenarios even comparable.

Fucking your male friend using a girl character is no different than fucking a flesh light. Ffs you people need to stop being so uptight.

please explain how any of that reasoning is trickery, you fucking mongrel

but what if science makes it possible for future trannies to have a real pussy?

would that mean its okay?

>Ffs you people need to stop being so uptight.
This goy, let your life be dominated by hedonism and instant pleasure gratification. Read a book every once in a while.

the logic is solid and applies here, the act itself does not make you gay, only if you like it

yeah lets use a life threatening situation to further your batshit argument,

face it faggot you got fucking memed on watching your double penetration porn and your netflix and now youre a fucking faggot just like the rest of them . just end yourself you mongoloid retard

Take modern pornography as an example.

see

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please explain

Explain how comparing a life threatening situation to a non life threatening one is solid logic. The brain acts extremely differently in both.

There's nothing gay about fucking guys while being a girl, are you retarded?

>OH NO IM GONNA DIEE
>GOOD THING I LOVE SUCKING COCKS

youtube.com/watch?v=yNMTNdh4FJM
>aint nothing gay about getting your dick sucked

Traps, transgenderism, bisexuality and this whole conversation which will soon sadly be a reality. Take that with all the articles telling you to experiment with your sexuality and be a hedonist.

You're shitposting, argument over.

i explained the analogy for you, please keep up

I got another one for you. Was he cheating on his wife? Or was it really "just like porn" like his friend said?

they cuddled after sex and had long conversations

its pretty clear Falcon had a better connection with Karl than with his ugly sheboon wife

It is gay, there's no discussion to be had about it.

no because this person will always be predominantly male no matter what they do to their genitals or how many hormones they take. They're still going to have a faggy voice, adams apple, stubble, wide muscular frame, etc. While a VR waifu will be designed to be a girl.

>straight sex is gay

Nice incel logic you guys

>it's gay to fuck the body of a hot woman
lmao okay

there is quite literally discussion to be had about it

So is it bestiality to fuck a virtual polar bear?

Most of you are missing the bigger picture here, their end-game with the first episode isn't just gay niggers in VR space, it's feminising a male bonding experience. They can't just play fighting games because they're bros who enjoy some friendly competition, but it must be because they're fucking fags.

Virtual life is not real life. Oh boy the future is going to be just great. I'm really hoping for a solar storm to wipe out electronics worldwide and cause permanent blackouts

there wouldn't be a fucking episode if they were just bros playing a fighting game retard

Yep if they surprised released it that means they want the hype from the drop to cover the smell

>no because this person will always be predominantly male no matter what they do to their genitals or how many hormones they take.They're still going to have a faggy voice, adams apple, stubble, wide muscular frame,
always? you don't know that, some trannies are already too deceiving, in the future its bound to get even worse

This.

Man black mirror is really pushing some good social commentary this time around, for years people have pussy footed around the fact that black men fucking DESPISE black women, finally we get a mini movie about how a black man would rather get balls deep in his homies then fuck his black wife. 10/10 truly.

>sex is feminizing

lol incel

yes

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So virtual sex is not real sex.

And virtually straight sure as fuck is not real gay.

Let's obsess over inane problems, great idea. You're really proving episode 2's ending right.

it doesnt really matter if its gay or not as long as you enjoy it, the real issue here is that he was cheating on his wife and lying to her.

gladly they sorted it out in the end and the happy ending was unexpected.

probably my top 5 or top 3 black mirror episodes

Karl didn't like fucking the polar bear, so it was more like that hilarious scene in american pie

he was just horny and trying to get Falcon out of his system

>there wouldn't be propaganda if it wasn't propaganda

Its the psychological factor, not the physical one, that has the ability to induce autogynephilia in you that way and then induce homosexuality in you. It's not your body that's in the virtual, but your mind is as present as it is anywhere.

>hey just take the blue pill you are really proving that the whiteman bad!

Imagine it's the future and your dad/brother/ whatever needs to have their personality and brain transplanted into the body of a hot woman in order to save their life. It's the only available option for a donor in that moment. After the operation, they start to practice feminine habits and seduce you into fucking them. You just fucked a hot woman. But that's really your dad or brother. See how it's not only gay as fuck but also incestual?

How are autogynephilia and homosexuality related in any way?

Who cares?

glad yall cleared that up gonna go watch gay porn for the next couple years without worrying if im gay

why do people here even care about propaganda?

you're obviously too big brained to fall for it, so what's the deal? its not like tomorrow you're gonna wake up and tell Karl to suck your dick

>as long as you enjoy it,
Here we go, they fall back on arguments of pleasure above all and hedonism to prove their point in the end because they're out of arguments. Fuck this world, I really want a solar storm as big as the one of 1859 to happen.

nigga u gay as fuck

why do you keep applying life threatening situations to support your dogshit argument

This is retarded because incest doesn't depend on being a specific gender.

Its homosexuals that are autogynephilies.
This.

It's my first post on this thread
It's still gay though

What else are we supposed to discuss in regards to an inane TV show if not its inane problems you fucking genius?

sorry didnt mean to trigger you, i was being sarcastic. but its really no different then whats being said here.

you had the argument spelled out for you and you still cant see it

>I'VE FUCKED THE POLAR BEAR

pure kino

The red pill is not caring about inane problems but focusing on real one's. It's not going to help anything or do anything if you obsess over inane mass media problems. That's how they keep you busy.

the gays are at it again

>fucking a woman is gay
no

WOT IF SHAGGING TRANNIES WAS NOT GAY, MATE?

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How better season 4 was

Autogynephilia means being aroused by the idea of yourself as a female. Homosexuals are attracted to men while being men, and homosexuality is sex between two men, so in fact homosexuality and autogynephilia are incompatible.

nigger once i read "save their life" i stopped reading, shut the fuck up

a body has a gender, a brain does not
therefore not gay

Come out of the closet already, buddy. It's okay there's tons of fags to make you feel accepted.

>being a woman is gay
>sex between a man and a woman is gay

This board is irredeemable.

white christmas 10/10

everything else

-65/10

sorry you can't convince me having sex with a woman as a man is gay

This may sound strange to you but some people think in terms that are larger than just themselves.

>white Christmas
>season 4

then why the fuck you even here LMAO

im so happy that i can post with likeminded faggots like me on 4 channel ^_^!!!!!!!!

That's even more inane.

Absolutely SEETHING faggots ITT

Except male and female brains differ widely retard. You're ignorant in basic biology

please explain how i am wrong !!!

lol no they literally don't

Thanks for reminding me, I always get a laugh out of the absolute trash fire the synopsis is
>gay blacks rping as chinks have sex and then encourage literal cuckolding
This dude is fucking laughing at all of you retards. He’s just making Reefer Madness and watching you all take it seriously.

Mass media is something larger than yourself and does not tie in to something like Terror Management Theory. Now worldviews, purpose and meaning are something that's larger than yourself and are a basic component of human nature.

the only difference I can find is a male brain is larger

im convinced this entire thread has been infiltrated by netflix shills. and they are collecting data on how to refute the valid arguments provided here with their innane bullshit. so that some hyper mega faggot can go on your nightly news and talk about gender fluidity and pansexuality

leave Yea Forums while you can

Mass media is NOT*

Whoops

I had a laugh with how ridiculous the episode was. Can't believe idiots here think that this will actually happen with VR in the near future.

Sex with women is gay.

Women are feminine, and if you're attracted to feminine things you're a fucking faggot.

Straight manly men are only attracted to manly things, like fellow straight manly men.

Keep looking, you'll find it eventually.

Are you retarded? Have you ever been on Second Life?

It's literally a million dudes with female avatars sexing each other.

Steven Crowder would like a word with you.

i assume you have no evidence

>leave Yea Forums while you can
I did for four months, I don't know why I came back. Probably a good idea to fuck off again, I don't want my inputs to be used for that shit

>propaganda has no relation to the general worldviews, purpose, and meaning of a society
Shaping those things is the exact fucking purpose of propaganda.

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reminder that gender dysphoria is no longer a mental illness

yes please leave this instant

Okay you got me you're right

gladly nigger faggot

You're the retard here. That isn't physically stimulating or as immersive as the fighting game was in the episode.

>redmill me
this is your problem

think for yourself /pol/tard

Hint : it's their brain structures that differ. Keep digging

most disturbing part about first episode was that somebody willingly plays tetris in 2019

then why arent you gone yet fucker?

And the APA said masculinity is a mental illness in their guideline

im not going to find evidence for your argument for you, good luck

>the only difference I can find
>I can find
there is your problem

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Tetris is a timeless classic you dumb nigger. If you really want to scratch your head at something, ask yourself why people still play melee.

I'd believe that if I thought they actually put in that much effort. The shameful thing is they don't have to.

ay yo just let Karl suck your dick

Not for me, find it so you know yourself

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Reminder that the Greeks fucked men and they invented civilization.

Have you, or have you just read articles?
Ok, round two,
>it’s like Uber but we were too incompetent to make it even relevant, so it’s about this guy who randomly kidnaps a literally who just so he can talk to the CEO of the company and tell him about how addicted he was to social media that his wife died and then the same thing happens with his death, wow
The absolute funniest shit is the assumption that CEOs, particularly CEOs of some shit like Uber, are these fucking demigod type people that you just can’t even contact without starting a police chase.
You people deserve everything you get.

Episode 2 was pretty good, I like how the social media CEO be a pretty down to earth and cool guy rather than arrogant portrayals in other forms of media.

Eat shit.

Of course I have, I have like half a dozen avatars.

t.

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...

Did they really copy Head like a Hole for this Ashley episode?

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Of course you do, you fucking degenerate, but you should therefore be also able to recognize the difference between literotica and xvideos.

(You)
>he has no idea what a vrfu is
streamable.com/duth8

It's not the future it's now. /vg/ has a community where men literally organize orgies with each other every other weekend and the drama from all the virtual gay sex spills into the thread constantly with vague posts and fighting.
It's been going for a year and a half now.

There are millions of games with PROGRESS which you can use your free time on if you want to entertain yourself, people who play tetris are chess player level retards

First episode didn't make any sense. How could Karl only get off as hard with Falcon but didn't feel anything when they kissed? It was a mental thing rather than a physical one, so he should've felt something.

also, roxxanne's got a fine ass

>streamable.com/duth8
jesus christ

Because nothing is better than fucking your best mate, mate

You're absolutely right mate. Let's play a game that let's the player progress such as Fortnite :) You can grind for dozens of hours to level up and unlock a skin and dance!

>progress
>unlocking worthless skins and achievements
Lmao kill yourself.
A better argument against simplistic game is this: the fun has been optimized out of it. Chess is boring because high level chess is about memorizing openers, the more you memorize, the better you are. Same reason no one plays tic tac toe.

>can't see the progress in gaining enough skill to reach higher difficulties and beat your old scores
I pity you.

Better than the original song honestly. This version is at least about something.

Rachel, Jack and Ashley too is absolute dogs hit! What the fuck is this teen bop shit!

You’re silly if you think this is, or has an potential to be, mainstream. It’s also laughable you think /vg/ isn’t entirely full of the worst attentionwhores imaginable, in every single thread.

I can see netflix shills

Just to clarify: these people will spend fucking days doing anything just so you repost that webm.

>hating on fortnite and defending tetris is the equivalent of being a netflix shill

The Netflix shills are those people that have no conception of internal progress. They live in a world of external satisfactions, external progress, external self-worth.

So is karl technically a rapist if he forced fuck someone in VR?

If you're trying to claim that the point of the episode is, "Not playing Tetris makes you gay," then sure.