Anyone interacted with any actors or actresses IRL or online? stories?

Justin bieber posted one of my memes on his instagram

Was an extra in a small movie in my hometown. Met James Cosmo, guy who played Jeor Mormont in Game of Thrones. Told me about this big project he had coming up. No idea he was talking about Game of Thrones till I watched the series.

ive gotten responses from both Mark Hamill and Kyle MacLachlan

>I once DM'd Alexandra Daddario on IG once offering to pay $10k or any amount she wants for her worn unwashed bra and panties. She saw the msg and didn't respond and blocked me
>I once commented on a Babsfu IG post where she had some silly "stretching" caption, I commented that she should stretch her pusy on my face. She blocked me and reported me (I actually received a warning from IG a few hours later and that was the only comment I had made in weeks)
>I once asked Brie Larson for her thoughts on cuckolding, she blocked me
>August Ames (RIP) once favorited and retweeted a post of mine and wrote LOL
>I once asked Emma Roberts how old she was when she first lost her virginity, she blocked me
>I saw ASR in Manhattan once, stared at her as she walked by, she looked disgusted
>I saw ScarJo across the street from NBC studios the day she hosted SNL, she smiled at me when I waved (best moment of my pathetic life)

Anyways that's all the celebrity interactions I've had in my life

mummyfu on Atomic Blonde premiere in Berlin, she cute

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Absolutely fucking based and oh so redpilled

Jesse Eisenberg and his wife sponsor my choir so I've met him a whole bunch of times, really a very nice guy but people lose their shit and spaz out when they see celebs so he doesn't get out much. He doesn't like that sort of attention. I haven't seen many of his movies so ironically he's watched me perform more than I've watched him
If there are hollywood execs in this thread, please hire Jesse, I am confident he would learn his lines on time etc

Based

based looking forward to seeing you on the news one day

based

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I saw Jim Carrey at a local drugstore (NYC) 2 years ago. He was getting about 8 different prescription pills and also bought an issue of People. I was behind him when he checked out and I mistakenly yelled "hey, Zoolander!" instead of "Ventura" and he didn't react. He was wearing 2 different flip flops

Which one?

>I once DM'd Alexandra Daddario on IG once offering to pay $10k or any amount she wants for her worn unwashed bra and panties. She saw the msg and didn't respond and blocked me
I want to try this

I worked as an AD on the set of the Death Wish remake. Bruce Willis would go into his trailer after scenes and scream really critical things at himself and about the movie. I don't think he realized everybody on set could hear him. Eli Roth looked really uncomfortable whenever it happened

>Jesse Eisenberg and his wife sponsor my choir
really? thats kinda cool, didn't know he did stuff like that.

I sent a couple MREs leftover from various NATO exercises to Steve1989. Really nice guy.

Not really a "celebrity" story its a personal story that happened to me
>go outside
>see 18 year old woman crying
>take a beautiful leaf from the small tree near the building
>approach crying woman
>hesitate to talk to her so awkwarly stand next to her with a leaf in my hands
>woman says "fuck off, you can keep that"
>leave woman, sit down near the tree with my ipad (it was summer)
>crying girl gets inside
>some minutes later her "mom" gets outside and talks to me
>"leave her alone, she is too young for you"
>be like "wtf"
>she gets inside
>see same girl again except shes now like 6 year old suddenly.
>same clothing and same appearance, except as a child version
>she was like absent from her self, just sitting there doing nothing and staring (the "think-look")
take pic with my ipad from far away and from behind a bush
>you cant see anything on it so pointless to post it

based

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Posts like this give me hope that this board hasn't completely gone to shit.

fucking beyond based

My female friend from childhood is living with Cory Feldman, though not one of his "Angels" or in his band. She does look like the rest of them though

The current one, Kiko Loureiro. He's pretty good about responding to comments during the first day or so after posting a video

His wife helps run a shelter for homeless/abused women and the choir sometimes performs as a fundraiser. Some people in the choir have never seen Jesse in any movies so they just know him as some little neurotic guy lol. He takes the time to talk to other performers of all skill levels, and has personally given me feedback so I have nothing but love to him his family

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this was originally ian mccollum

i'd like to hear how you end up living with corey feldman

I saw Aaron Paul on the NYC subway maybe 2 years ago. He was in town with his cousin (maybe nephew) who was a tall, aloof looking handsome kid with long blonde hair. Aaron was sitting with his wife while his cousin stood off to the side looking out at the tracks trying to look deep. The train wasn't very busy but it was obvious people had noticed/recognized Aaron, only nobody had responded. Nobody was taking pictures or really staring at him or anything, but he had this huge grin on his face as if he was the center of attention. It became more and more awkward as time went on and nobody reacted to him in any way, with him started to talk loudly and say random things to people, like a guy just made it on before the doors closed and he said, "Close one!" but the guy didn't react at all. As this was happening his wife looked bored and a little disgusted by it. Then Aaron started bragging to the whole train cart about his cousin booking a modelling agency and trying to high five people. It was really awkward.

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I met and took a picture with Chris Benoit before he killed his family if that counts.

thats cool. his style has always kind've annoyed me but its always important to separate an artist as a person from their work.
anyone who uses their fame/money to help others deserves praise, god knows theres many narcissistic and selfish richfags.

I gave my favorite twitch streamer $20 and he said my name!

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why is Yea Forums so slow tonight?

>>August Ames (RIP) once favorited and retweeted a post of mine and wrote LOL
based and RIPilled

is this new pasta?

He's a fucking asshole I'm sure he knew everyone could hear him just didn't care

>woman telling some stranger creeping on her 6 year old that "she's too young for you"

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Shatter did an AMA on here a while back. I called him a nigger kike. He didn’t respond but it warms my heart to know he read it

Saw Joss Whedon walking down the street with his kids. Looked him in the eyes and said “cuck” as I passed by.

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>Patricia Arquette
she used to be so sexy. I'd still give her my bot, if you know what I mean.

have a crush and got my heart broken by a small time local actress

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>August Ames (RIP) once favorited and retweeted a post of mine and wrote LOL
this made me really sad, she deserved better

this guy from World's End and other stuff called me a nazi on twitter once cause I made fun of him for having a paki stepson or something I cant remember

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You’re a legend m8

>>I once asked Brie Larson for her thoughts on cuckolding, she blocked me
would you say she cucked you?

didn't the nazis kill tens of millions of whites and almost no brown people

>killed exclusively jews and jew servants
lmao sweetie

My brother went to highschool with Jake Lloyd. He said the only thing jake ever said to him was "You can microwave a jelly donut and fuck it."

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>jelly
>microwaved
>not going to krispy kreme when the hot sign is on and fuckin' that glazed donut right there in the unisex/family bathroom
Goddammit, Jake, you low test motherfucker

>Stephanie

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kumar from harold and kumar go to white castle came into my work and i gave him his change. he smiled, seemed polite

Based. Well done lad.

>the masses love mcdonalds
>therefore mcdonals is high quality food
This is your brain. Take a look at how absolutely fucking retarded you are.
>fake news
Wow, it's not like audience scores have never been tampered with before! Since you're so fucking retarded, I'm being sarcastic here, because they literally have

You work at white castle?

I'm good friends with a fairly well known and liked B list actor. We were roommates for years before he got an ensemble part in a movie that was filming locally and transitioned it into fame. He doesn't live in state anymore, but we still spend time together when he's in town, and he flies my wife and I out for his birthday celebration every year. I've shaken hands with a few other celebrities at his gatherings, but that's about it.

I assume that poster is probably a teenager/young adult himself.

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What’s he been in?

Celebrity stories not your pedo fantasies

it was Flying Lotus

the guy who played doakes on dexter came up to me while i was buying a television at best buy. i thought he worked there so i started asking him about 4k but he raised a finger to his lips and went "shhhhhh" and then said, loudly, "we ain't havin none a that". i apologized and he went "damn right" and then sauntered off toward the cell phones.

so did he work there?

>ian mccollum
>haha dude my obscure commie sympathizing youtubers is actually famous
no. faggot.

I saw Carrot Top at SFO airport in 2009. He was standing in the regular customer Hertz rental car line just like every other other schmuck. He had a blonde way over tanned leathery skin 40 something bimbo with him.

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Best one I got was on twitter when Edgar Wright posted a Photoshop of Spider-Man standing in an elevator with the characters from Baby Driver, commenting that it was funny because both films were shot by Bill Pope. I replied with my own Photoshop including Neo, Morpheus, and Trinity from the Matrix Reloaded, since that was also shot by Bill Pope. He retweeted it, which led to a Photoshop battle with others where each successive person would cram character from another film shot by Bill Pope into the elevator, with Edgar Wright asking me to add specific ones. The final, winning one, which was done by me, is on the left.

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>I saw ScarJo across the street from NBC studios the day she hosted SNL, she smiled at me when I waved (best moment of my pathetic life)

Sweet ScarJo

I met david cross at a protest in washington over the iraq war. he was in a popeyes chicken standing in line in front of me. My buddy points him out like hey aint that the guy thats on mr show and im like nah cant be him. he taps him and asks him and hes like yeah. I go oh cool. and thats the end of it.

I ran into mark wiens and his family on the streets in bongobongodalilashi, but they weren't filming at the time.
i took out my disposable camera and pretending to start filming with it, but was actually taking pichtures. he saw me and did a little head nod showing me to go with him.
we entered an alley, which in bongobongodalilashi, is really nothing more than a carpeted hallway with yellow walls.
he took a bite of his kids arm and made the 'gooooood food' face and motioned me to take videos, so i took more pichtures, while the kid cried. then he took a hot chili pepper out of his wifes ear and put it on his little bubbies finger and motioned for me to take a bite. I made the face like him, but it was just oh k, too spicy for me, really, but whatcha gonna do around a celebrity?

>>I saw ScarJo across the street from NBC studios the day she hosted SNL, she smiled at me when I waved (best moment of my pathetic life)
cute

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Lmao

i sat next to jake lloyd on a plane for 10 hours

I was running late for my flight from new york to poland and I had a first class seat, so when I finally boarded I noticed I would be sitting next to jake. I was kind of excited because I liked him in djingle all the way so I thought i'd strike up a conversation with him but he seemed to be sort of annoyed

I told him I love his work and he didn't look at me but rather snorted and said "okay" then when the flight attendant came by and asked us to fasten our seatbelts I interrupted him and said he'd like the "now this is seatbelt fasting huh jake??" and he basically told me to shut the fuck up and looked pretty irritated

when the flight attendant came back and told us the plane was landing I told her "now this is plane landing heh jake???" and at this point he lost his shit yelling "you are such a fucking embarrassment to film and you are the most fucking irritating person i've ever met" then we landed and I didn't speak to him again

I actually took a picture with him when the plane landed but he wasn't looking at the camera, i'll post it later once I upload it

Fucking based lad

dick poop > bill pope

>driving around town
>minding my own business
>see Jon Stewart
>wave to him
>he does the classic )---------( face
>naw, fuck that, pull out my phone at the next stop
>take a pic
>instead of smiling he just looks at me like he didn't bring this upon himself
>pic related

what an asshole

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incredible pic

ok im going with based

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I saw Jerry Sienfeld once in a sex shop. I was in there buying some lingerie for my wife when he came in through the door, nonchalantly looking around like he was choosing what to have for breakfast. He tripped slightly on the rug you wipe your feet on, and said out loud, but not directed to anyone in particuar "Did someone put that there?" then carried on looking around, checking shelves, picking things up, turning them around like they were lost artifacts, then putting them back down without bothering to line the boxes up or have them facing the right way. Every now and again he'd say to himself "It's not for me." Then he picked up a luxury sex toy and took it to the counter, asked how much it was, and when told he made a brief shriek and took the item back to the shelf it had come from. He did this with half a dozen items over a period of about ten minutes, then made a fake telephone ringing noise with his mouth and left the shop.
I saw him through the glass door, he stood for a moment, walked right, then a few seconds later walked back to the left as though he was lost.

Fucking kek

I routinely call up justin cooper(the kid from liar liar) just to lowkey make fun of him. He HAS to take my calls too, it's his job.

Alfred Molina blocked me after I had a debate with about why Islam isn't a religion of peace.

I wish I could find them. But my account got banned lol.

Big if true

thanks for sharing

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based jon leibowitz

>Alfred Molina blocked me after I had a debate with about why Islam isn't a religion of peace.
really? damn. always liked him

I fucked Jenna Malone

Met Bronn and Randyl Tarly, talked with each of them briefly, really good chaps.
Shook hands with Jaime Lannister, told a joke to Dickon Tarly. Hung out with Tyrion but didn't talk to him because he was busy. Met some other actors, Hugh Quarshie who was in Highlander/Starwars Episode I, though I didn't realise at the time, some others were from a series, Sterling Sulieman, Laura Dale, some directors.

>the power of allah in the palm of my hand

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When Trump was campaigning for the party ticket, he retweeted me shitting on Bernie Sanders. It was awesome, him (or most likely whoever handles his account) had messaged me saying "thank you foe the support, we hope we win your vote". Him retweeting me out my account out there and a bunch of faggot basedboiis flagged my account despite me doing nothing bad. Twitter flagged me as a fake account and demanded my ID and phone number so instead I abandoned it.

Nigga you high as fuck

i bet that got you a lot of sex

Ive had twitch streamers with over 2k concurrent viewers respond to my non-sub comments.

McDonald’s is the best restaurant in the world.

haha

I saw Emilia Clarke at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “It's fine! I don't mind at all!”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she cut me off and laughed and pulled me in for a selfie. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her laugh and wave at me as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” She turned around and said "I'm so sorry! I'm so scatterbrained, I didn't mean to!"

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she realized she had forgotten her credit card in her car. I offered to pay for the Milky Ways and she said "Wow, you're so sweet!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I will never wash my face again.

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I was already 2 years into my marriage at that point. It was just a pain to lose my Twitter account because I used it to follow up on local news and the local LE departments.

I walked past Elijah Wood in an airport and some dudebro fucking yelled "YO LOOK IT'S FRODO"

i felt bad for him

Jew choir?

your husband must be a lucky man

I want to believe

>walking around town
>see that guy from the americans who gets to bang felicity
>we make eyecontact
>well, more like, he notices me staring at him
>point at him
>he points back
>give him thumbs up
>he does it back
>felt really good about myself

jealous of my brother for meeting jack nicholson in person

Me again, I also met Arnold when he was going through that ordeal with the Mexican goblin. his youngest was in the hospital, in my unit of all places, and you can see the tension between Arnie and Maria Schriver. It was a very awkward moment, especially between me checking vitals for his kid. Maria went for some coffee or some dumb shit and I blurted out stupidly to Arnie "you know, you were my hero since I was a kid. You inspired me to pick up weightlifting and to work hard towards my goal. I caught your speech for the graduating class at USC, I had just finished HS, and I had never felt more motivated. I know your going through something that most people can't imagine going through, but to many like myself, you're a source of inspiration. I hope you can get through this thing you're going through and "keep moving forward "." (this was part of his USC speech)

He actually was crying already but he have me a very firm handshake and told me thank you. I was shitting myself for the week thinking my unit director would fire me or suspend me for bothering a VIP.

Based Jew looking down on the goyim

I saw Emilia Clarke at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in her hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical intterfrerence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by moving around her eyebrows and letting out random cackles.

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Lmao. If this isn't pasta it should be

make it so

fucking based

I met Ron Perlman at a movie screening. Super nice guy (but did not shake hands, just in case). Told him that Season 6 of Sons of Anarchy was complete crap, he said he had not even watched it and smiled.

Wholesome, Arnie needs the love

holy fuck that is fucking hilarious user

I met someone who had met Arnold in 1981. He was working on a different film at the time, picking up actors from their hotels and taking them to the set, that sort of thing.
He ran into the hotel lobby in a rush, and without looking, slammed into something and fell back onto the ground. He looked up and saw what he described as "a wall", that was Arnold. He just looked down at him for a moment before the guy stood up and ran off to find the one he was looking for. Arnold was working on another film at the time and happened to be in the same hotel.

I met George Clooney when I was like 15. He's from an area close to where I grew up and came for a festival. Was really down to Earth and didn't act famous at all.

I was so fucking scared that he would lose his shit telling me to mind my own business or something. It didn't register to me that I gave Arnold a "pep" talk.

asia argento
if i knew then what i know now about her cause in anthony bourdains suicide
i wouldve commended her more and tried to fuck her less

He's one of my heroes, so well done man.

I once asked David Spade in a ama when was he going to stop making shitty movies with Adam Sandler. He replied, When they stop paying more than you'll ever make in your entire lifetime. That fucking nutsack.

>try talking shit
>get absolutely roasted and btfo
You brought it on yourself.

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This was great user, really nice.

A friend of my brother's operated a really nice hotel around here. Andre the Giant stayed one night and requested a special kind of toilet or something, idk.

Anyway, they told him they had it and so he checks in. But either they lied or like, his room didn't have it.

So he shit in the tub and left it there.

>tfw your waifu blocks you

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poor life choices

he was set up

I don't know if this is true but it made me howl with laughter at the hey zoolander part thank you

I would pay to see that great dane of a shit.

I haven't gotten any responses from them, but I've antagonized Milana Vayntrub on Instagram and sexually harassed a few instathots. I've really been dying to antagonize more celebrities on social media. I don't know why I haven't gotten to it yet. It might be because I'm not tech savvy and I want to figure out how to evade bans on places like twitter and Instagram before I really get started.

I tweeted at Eric Roberts “is that Eric Roberts shooting a workout video at my gym? Can’t wait to see the final product. Busiest actor in Hollywood.” And he fucking retweeted it as if he thought maybe it was possible that he was shooting a workout video.

And Robert Patrick retweeted and favorited the tweet. Kinda fucking cool

I met Louis CK in a random encounter and had a conversation with him.

I was volunteering as a kindergarten teacher's assistant. One day at dismissal time Louis just walked into my classroom, and I pretty much lost my shit. Ran straight over to him, shook his hand, told him how hilarious his specials were etc.

He was mumbling back with a few pleasantries, but he kept averting his gaze and nervously shambling back and forth on the heels of his feet. He seemed very disoriented, so I asked him what he was doing here and if he had gotten lost looking for the admin's office (the building was used for an exterior shot a few times on Louis).

He told me in a very pissy tone of voice that this was his daughter's class and he was here to pick her up from school. Then he collected her from the kid's cubby area and stomped off out of the room. After that he sent a babysitter to pick her up for the rest of that year.

did you punish his daughter

my wife, mostly

Based celebrity poster

Why does he HAVE to take your calls?

It's been fucking years since I've seen this pasta. Thanks user.

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I've read enough aggregiously shallow, cookie cutter reviews to know the mass majority of critics know as much about film as a person who goes to see a movie once a week. Critics are blatant liars, bought and paid for.

Absolutely 100% the most based person in this thread. Can I sniff the hand that donated the money?

Mcdonalds is delicious though.... thats why its so popular

I almost got to go skiing with Arnold. My family was in line for the lifts at a ski resort and he was there. We ended up right behind him and I missed sitting on the lift with him by one seat. Some jabroni got to sit with him and I had to sit with my family. My dad died a few years ago and I never forgave him for not getting me on that lift. Fuck you dad.

I met the cast of Back to the Future minus Michael J. Fox at a convention once. They were all super friendly and they signed my 25th anniversary dvd's of the movies. Christopher Lloyd and James Tolkan were clearly running on fumes and probably couldn't even hear me, but they politely nodded along and shook my hand. I got Tom Wilson to recite the Salty Spitoon dialogue from Spongebob, I was probably pure cringe but I had a good laugh.

It took Christopher Lloyd several hours to show up, people were overtly pissed and I was starving, I felt like I was going to fall down.

Afterwards I was able to meet some of the cast of Red Dead Redemption 2 to sign the games. Again, super friendly people, they seemed so happy.

That's all I can be bothered to put the effort toward. Conventions are just so awful and I never care to go to another.

Surely it can't be due to the marketing behind their cheap and quickly prepared food. Read Fast Food Nation before it's too late, morbidly-obese user.

>heard her wave at me

What's ASR?

>tfw someone gets quads in another thread

Gentlemen prefer Rosanna.

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AnnaSophia Robb you fucking plebeian

scar jo stood next to me at a radiohead concert in NYC for a few songs. i didn't even realize it but my friends told me afterwards. she was there with ryan reynolds even though they had just gotten divorced.

also stood next to ben foster in line to get into a different radiohead concert in newark, nj. nice dude. manlet though.

Lil Jon liked my Undertale meme on Instagram, and I got a Kool-Aid Man Christmas sweater out of it.
I wish I had the creativity to make something like that up...
instagram.com/p/BrmUevtFA4r/

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Not sure if Lil Jon counts as an actor, I just wanted to share this story

Jerked off in front of her a few times, but I asked her if it was okay first and she didn't say no.

>watching American Girl movies
>watching Carrie Diaries on CW

What a pleb lol

if some lands on her, you have to buy her a roll

You fags do know 99% of celebrities social media accounts aren't really them right? They've got social media managers.

this
they didn't favorite your faggy tweets, their 24 year old intern did

met tom hanks once.

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I asked Rick Sanchez why he was fired from CNN and he responded that it was for naming them.

Nice reddit larp thread for your karma points or whatever

BASED

>you don't own nothing user

Sophie Turner used to follow me back when I had a Twitter account.
That’s all I have other than random actors blocking me.

this

Yeah that little Michal nyeres shit and hid uncle at a ihop in socal

it's literally his job, user. He has to answer the phones and listen to me make fun of his time with jim carey.

He works at on overnight sports radio. His only job is to placate my desires to get on the air.

Celebrities haven't even blocked me when I've abused or insulted them on twitter.
I assume I'm not even worthwhile acknowledging.

the meme predates him by decades

I feel your pain. I just want to smell a woman's ass. I have a bad scent fetish. 25 year old virgin so it'll never happen at this point.

LOL! include me in the screencap! cant wait to se this on r/greentext / twitter.com/rgreentext and r/Yea Forums!

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Ricky jervais retweeted me and tried to make fun of me when I called him out for only ever making fun of Christianity yet
calling others racist for making fun of Islam

Oh. And Jonah Hill called me a cunt on Twitter once.

epin LARP

I was in the studio audience for some shitty dating show thing that never took off where the presenter was some Swedish c-tier celeb.

During filming the presenter kinda stumbled a bit with her heels as she was walking, and for some reason I lost it and bellowed this loud as fuck thundering HA HA HA HA laugh that echoed through the entire relatively quiet studio. The presenter looked me straight in the eyes with a death stare that could kill someone.

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She was in Bridge to Terebithia which is pretty kino

I don’t know if any of you newfags know of Jack Thompson, but someone leaked his cell phone number here back in like 2007 and I used to prank call him all the time with friends. He almost always answered and was always mad.

I talk to Tanya Tate when she livestreans on YouTube. She's so fucking hot. I wish she still did porn. Shame she never took a BBC.

Lol you didn't record the calls?

Oh. Does messing with porn stars count?
I was in some group message on Twitter and someone added some tranny pornstar and we kept talking about fascism and pretzels.

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I did not it was years and years ago.

I saw Jeff Goldblum once outside my parents knitting shop. I popped out and said "hey you're Jeff Goldblum!" to which he went "I uh, well, you're um...yeah". It was the best moment of my life.

I also saw Mira Sorvino while checking her into a hotel I was working at in college. She was ogling the unopened pudding I had on my desk then got mad when I confused her with Mena Suvari.

not actor but a famous person. i saw Ben Shapiro at disneyland. he was there with his wife and kids, i tried to take a pic for my friends but he caught me so i decided not to. was pretty hilarious seeing that jew irl, i knew it was really him too when i heard his voice

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Only Yea Forums famous but I went to the same university as Rose

Only saw her a couple times and didn’t talk to her, she was with some grunge looking guy one time and walking into a Londis the other time

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just say you hate hjim

I met moot in an arcade once in Tokyo, japan. He's not a celebrity though but I heard he's made some shitty website.

Anyone here ever meet any pornstars?

The only way to beat the reddit menace is to mever post. You first, comrade.

it means lurkmoar faggot

E. Michael Jones responded to my youtube comment
and Bisquit liked one of my comments
That's about it

Based Jones.

MST3k/Rifftrax guys a few times
They're only semi-famous which worked in my favor I think

I used to fuck hannibal burress. He would always want lesbian stuff involved

My uncle drove some rock musician home the night he killed himself. I forget the guy's name but he was pretty famous.

Ran into Mel Gibson at Legoland back in 2013. My sister and mom were all over him but I didn’t approach because I didn’t believe I could resist mentioning the voicemail, that I thought was the funniest thing ever at the time.

I met Edward Furlong at a convention in 2001 aeound the time he was at his lowest addiction cycle.
I had to leave at 5am and get 2 buses wedged between two giant fat ladies for 4 hours to get to LA. One woman was so fat she sat on my replicla assault rifle and broke the handle. I left it behind on the bus but put on my black leather jacket and sunglasses and said 'Hasta La Vista, Baby' to the bus driver doing my best Arnold impressination. I got a taxi to the convention which cost $60 as the African American taxi driver said he didnt know the way. That was half of my budge for the day. When I got to the convention i had missed the entire opening ceremony and Shatner meet and greet. I was still hopeful to meet the T2 stars and I had paid $30 to get a signed autograph of Linda Hamilton even though she wasnt there. The queue to meet Edward was 1hr long but i still did. When i was next in line the guard asked for me ticket. I said what ticket? He said you need a ticket to meet him. It costs $40 and its back there. He pointed to the back of the queue where there was a table i had missed.
I said i dont want to meet the dipshit anyway.
Edward Furlong turned away from the person he was greeting and shouting and said
'Did you just call moi a dipshit?' And walked over and pushed me in the chest.
I apologised and said i loved you in Sin City. He said that wasnt him dipshit then turned to the queue and said 'this guy likes Nick Stahl' and everyone laughed at me. I ran away outside and cried the whole way home and even now i cant watch T2 or Sin City

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I was in the chat when Ashton Kitcher was trying to get to a million Twitter followers and he was still with Demi Moore. I kept spamming "YOUR WIFE IS MORE OVER THE HILL THAN YOUR CAREER" until he banned me. I hate that guy.

I have managed to meet the following models and adult film stars
>Jordan Carver
>Wendy Fiore
>Maserati
>Angela White
>Hitomi Tanaka
>Anri Okita
>Kaho Shibuya
>Leanne Crow
>Tessa Fowler
>Chelsea Charms
>Amy Anderssen
>Lexxxi Luxe
>Gianna Michaels

Nicest: Maserati
Biggest Bitch: Gianna
Most afraid of me: Kaho
Most attractive in person: Leanne (remember I am a guy who likes giant boobs)
Least attractive in person: Lexxxi

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Nice story dipshit

RL Stine once retweeted my joke. He's a very based old man.

i took this pic

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nice

>what an asshole
Yeah, you are.

niceee

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>infetterence

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seething movie reviewer

They killed millions of gypsies, nobody talks about that though cause most europeans are secretly thankful

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kek

Once saw Owen Wilson walking with his kid in Malibu. Didn't want to bother him so I just did an acknowledging head nod, and he did one back.

If he didn't have his kid I might have said something, as he's one of my favorite actors.

> When I was a kid I met Megan Fox at some beauty pageant. This was before she was big and was more girl-next-door pretty. Too bad shit went plastic. She signed the calendar I got with "Your really cute!" Even as an elementary schooler, I knew she used the wrong you're.

>When I was even younger I saw Jessica Alba at the vet with her cat

>Met Cardi B at a hotel rooftop party a few months ago

>Saw Kevin Hart at a restaurant in Beverly Hills a day after I met Cardi B

>Met Terry Crews when I was a kid. I was in the video games section at toys'r'us and white chicks had just come out. I told him he was funny and he said thanks and then asked me to recommend a game for his son. I think I recommend Dr. Mario on the 64 even though it was already old tech by then, I dont think he bought it.

Saw Evangeline Lilly at a shopping mall in Pasadena.

Have had back and forth messages with a few IG models and thots. Even got one of them to meet up with me, but we just chatted.

And finally, I know someone who dated pornstar Blair Williams in high school. I met her a few times and she was very nice and pretty religious/conservative if I remember. I would have never guessed she would have become some big pornstar and desu, I didnt and still dont think she is attractive so I dont really get her fame.

How come you get to say "reddit" but I can't when I post?

What made Gianna Michaels a bitch?

Shit, that's good enough for me. I love that dude. I think about his suicide attempt all the time, poor dude.

I’m a union 1st AD and it’s literally my job to interact with those shitheads on the daily

Kek

Better fuckin post it it's been 6 hours

dipshit

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wow

not a celebrity story but i'm dating a ScarJo doppelganger and she's cute

Best one in the thread if it's true.

I remember there was a thread on reddit where some kid played chess against Morgan Freeman

Anything to say about Angela white?

Was he tall enough to get on the rides?

>6 hours
nigga it's been over 6 years since that was first posted, we have to accept that pic will never gonna finish uploading

>Nicest: Maserati
Based.

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Yikes

I've seen Eddie Murphy shopping a few times but I've never talked to him.

I used to post natsoc shit on twitter as Proud Boys Australia and had this interaction with Tim Heidecker. The show really did suck nigger balls.

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How did you do it? Anything relevant said/done?

More like the psalm

Fucking ripper

been years since I've seen this pasta

how do big celebrities ever go outside? it seems like it would ruin your life to be well known. but they take 3 billion dollars a year so they can fuck off i guess.

absolutely and completely based

Top kek.

Arnold is a faggot and a loser.

It was at a Convention, so maybe it doesn't count, saw Ernie Hudson taking a coffee, but I did not say anything thinking this was probably his rest time for the day.

Holy shit you're a faggot.

my new favourite pasta

kevin hart jogged past me and my sister in a mid-size swedish city

>Met all those hot porn stars.
>Didn't pay them for a quickie in a hotel room.

Im disappointed user.

Fucking dipshit

Not exactly a celebrity, but I cyber-stalked TheAmazingAtheist and repeatedly recited the TDKR plane scene to his Tumblr inbox. First I did it line by line, then word by word, and I think I started doing it letter by letter too. This was the culmination of that whole ordeal:
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this is cute

Look, she's really enthusiastic, okay?

I photoshopped one of the members of BABYMETAL (Yui) into a photo of people playing tug-of-war on a pile of tomatoes and then one of the guitarists (Takayoshi Ohmura) liked and retweeted it.

most wholesome pasta I've read in a while

Went to high school with Nicky Whelan. She was hot then too, but a real cunt.

Was friends early in high school with Emilie de Ravin, although different school. She was nice.

I sent GRR Martin a picture with the GoT characters in South park style and he replied back saying that he really liked that, so he added a small character with my name in one of the books.

I met Bryan Singer at a party once.

>be me
>In my fine home town of Belfast, Northern Ireland
>crossing the lights near Fitzwilliam Hotel (where GOT actors stayed)
>waiting for lights like a good boy
>look to my right
>some 6/10 ginger girl is standing there
>make eye contact
>realize it's Sophie Turner
>mfw she's average at best IRL
If I didn't know any better, I'd think she was checking me out. I also say Liam Cunningham, Brendoline Christie, Maisie Williams and the one who plays Missandei at different times.

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>I met Bryan Singer at a party once.
Underage detected.

>quads go unchecked
truly, we have become reddit incarnate

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>Doesn't know the ancient pasta

Get fucked nigger it is your fault for not knowing.

my bro met Tom Cruise, he was about two heads taller than him lmao

bill burr retweeted a joke I replied to one of his tweets with

I would like to know too.

must have been pretty lame seeing as he wouldn't retweet it without nia's permission

When I used to watch Achievement Hunter one of my comments made it onto the comment show and Geoff thought it was funny. It just said "Ryan is a fucking idiot".
>e-celeb
>friend simulator
Yeah, I know.

Only funny one itt

Used to be an extra on vikings, went on the piss with Travis/Ragnor and George/Athelstan, sound dudes, Travis is a bit of a bogan though, pure Aussie shitposter.

yes

Saw Villeneuve a bunch of times since his uni is clsoe by. Saw Justin Trudeau before his G7 (worked at the hotel where it happened, Trudeau is a faggot). Mom shaked hand with Trump and got signed Air force 1 M&Ms.

Also met random minor celebs during Grand Prix week, bunch of ferrari drive down the river to montreal, sadly we don't get to park them just open the door and assign a spot

I see Z-list local soap stars all the time doing really mundane shit. I also asked a local guy who murdered his family but got off scot-free for the time on a dare

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>everyone in the room is looking at you like the autismo you are

LMFAO

Wait, what ordeal with Mexican goblin? What happened with his kid?

top fucking kek

I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in Grand Rapids, Michigan (we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of ham there are, lady" ENTIRELY too loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.

I turn around. Steve Martin.

He kinda half leans around me and says "Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... The Three Amigos salute. Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten."

We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Monticeto, a really expensive residential area in SB, and has been living there a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his career for about 45 minutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a tire iron. I looked up from the floor, my eyes covered in my own blood as I made out a blurry image of an anvil being hoisted above his head. Through the ringing in my ears I couldn't hear his probably witty parting line before the anvil came crashing down, ending my life.

My friend used to harass Chloe Grace Mortrez on an almost daily basis. He was obsessed with her sexually. At some point when she started posting anti-Trump stuff he started to respond to her in regards to that. The best part is that he got into full fledged arguments with her siblings and parents.

Was it ernesto hahahahahaha

Haven't interacted with anyone personally, but Ingmar Bergman tried to seduce my grandmother (who was 17 at the time) at an airport while his new fiancée sat right next to them, visibly upset.

B-town user? I’ve run into him at the store several times, he and my wife knocked into each other”s carts turning a corner

I saw Drew Barrymore in LA on Sunset Strip. I said "hey it's Drew Barrymore!" and she ran into a cab as fast as possible.

Saw Pierce Brosnan in Vancouver like 10 years ago. He was walking and I drove by and yelled "It's James Bond!!" He smiled a bit.

Saw the guitar player from Billy Talent at a bar in Toronto. Said "hey you're in Billy Talent" he literally just looked at me and turned around. Without saying anything. Kek

Not really interaction but I saw Kristen Bell at a store back in the day. Supernaturally great legs and feet. Went back to my hotel and sprayed loads repeatedly for an hour.

Lol my friend served lunch to Rachel McAdams. After she left he took her chair into a backroom and gave it a good sniff.

He claims he got a slight whiff of her butt sweat on that seat.

.

fukin kek

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fucked kstew twice with a strap in nyc

Scott Baio blocked me on twitter in 2011(?) because I said he died of diaper rash

your all interacting with one right now on this thread....AMA

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I lost it, fucking lol

Post face with timestamp, or go away

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...

I actually believe this

You look like you fuck black guys.

Have sex

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fuck off you retarded nigger

I fucked a YouTube celeb and dated her long distance for several years.
I initially found her because of faggots on Yea Forums linking to her videos and saying she was a cute trap.
She was not a trap.
I got to smash that real pussy sadly

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Dilate.

I’m Bill Shatner.

kek

I've met with Kaho Shibuya many times and am still holding out to be able to fuck her one of these days. All I get from the meets are autographed DVDs, a kiss on the cheek, and some pictures taken with her.
I can die happy if I could just bury my face and dick between those tits.

Also, speaks really good English. Really nice person and I've never heard anyone speak bad about her. Glad she still interacts with her fans.

This is one of my favourite ever minipastas but it's sad how many newfags are in this thread. Rip Yea Forums

here you go fags
still AMA or guess

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Literally who the fuck is this guy?

Winkii is a fag

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WHOOOOOOO?

Pic related was my roommate in LA for two years in the early 2000s after Freaks and Geeks was cancelled. He is the primary reason I began disliking Jews.

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holy shit I fucking lost it when I heard his voice for the first time like last month. nigga sounds like a fucking munchkin

poor edit