Why is celebrities hair always so greasy

what about the dandruff user ?

how often do you use conditioner tho

It's all the cum jews keep shooting in thier hair.

Because then you can style it and have hair kino

Someone post greasy Jake Gyllenhall hair kino

>tfw hair greases if I don't shower for more than 24 hours

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God I hate my hair. Grows everywhere, doesn't grow past my neck (always wanted a metalhead look) and looks like a hat when long.
Wish I was balding so I could just shave it all off.

That's kind of interesting. Naturally people should have greasy hair, if we were all still cavemen who don't wash that is. Having "slick" hair seems to be a way of emulating that, and it's quite possible that it indeed signals good health in humans (sebum being responsible for naturally giving off that oily look which is supposed to protect the hair)

based and conditionpilled. I haven't used shampoo this entire year and my hair feels and looks much better

>Wish I was balding
You really don't user

>I’m a Dapper Dan man.

based no-poo posters

As long as you not overdo do it and end up looking a like character from Grease, it would look good. Also make sure that have semi long hair, don’t do it if you have short hair. These actors know what they are doing.

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Just check the comments if you faggots think that this grease hair style looks bad.

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What do I about my hair? Usually I have it buzzed to a 0 or 1 but I wanted to grow it out before my hairline's completely done. Anytime I picture some haircut on my head it it looks like shit.

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Rumour has it Bradly cooper is a giant asshole. I get that vibe just by looking at him in photos like this. He seems like he could be a real jerk

lose weight and get less of a mullet, gl

You're not supposed to wash your hair every day

It's called "wet look". It's the ripped jeans of hair.

You only get that look if you use pomade when your hair is too damp. I use pomade on dry hair when my hair is short, and a tiny bit damp (not enough for wet look) when my hair is longer. The dryness gives it more of a bedhead look. A bit of dampness makes it look styled.

When you are famous and rich as Bradley cooper is many people will try to take advantage of you or try to walk all over you for their personal gain. Some celebrities try to be friendly with everyone and then try to step out of the spotlight. Other celebrities are just arrogant and assholes to everyone as a defense mechanism so not everyone tries to take advantage from them.

You really don't have anything to complain about. You can try booking an appointment with a stylist and see what they would do with it. I'd bring the sideburns up a centimeter and trim the hair on the back of the head to be a more even length with what's growing on top and on the sides. Also, comb your hair. It looks too messy. If you don't like the fluffiness after combing then use product specifically for long hair. You can get a "tougher" pomade or something for women (cosmetics for men are the same shit aside from fragrances, but they're marked up in cost).

in interviews and stuff he usually comes off as a chill guy though

I comb my hair and have tried air drying and blowdrying but it just does whatever it wants. Thanks for the advice though

You're welcome. You've got nice hair, so I hope you're not self-conscious about it. It really just comes down to styling it. But hey, if it doesn't work out then it doesn't work out. I spent a year growing my hair out and only kept it for a month. I've been keeping short/medium/long since then (back/sides/top respectively). Never buzzed on the back or anywhere else. Looks 100x better than the faggy haircut where people buzz the sides and back and keep the top medium/long.

Hair doesn't get that greasy. I stopped with shampoo and shit years ago, and the only time it gets noticeably greasy is if I've been wearing a hat and sweating profusely; a good rinse and it's normal again.

me on the left YO

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very handsome head of hair, do nothing

How does that work?

i guess you have ""poor genes"" (note the "", let's avoid shitposting). if I stopped using shampoo for a week i'd probably achieve something like this:
I should note that even if I am on the autism gradient, never had problem with gyarus. also remember people not only didn't wash, but put oil on the hair for style in ye olden times.

i just wash my hair once a week

no-poo will take over

shampoos strip the natural oils from your hair. yeah it would probably look weird after a week of not washing it, but after a few weeks/a month it balances itself out.

Dandruff is usually an internal problem like bacterial overgrowth

Every day, sometimes skip in the weekends when I can stay inside all day

I dunno, but when I use shampoo my hair becomes super fluffy and straight

It's usually fungal overgrowth, that's why all the "anti-dandruff" shampoos are just anti-fungal shampoos

>tfw my dandruff disappeared when i joined the no-poo masterrace

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I had no idea this was a meme lol. I havent used shampoo in like 6 years because I just was too lazy to buy any at one point and then got used to it

that shit dries you hair lad. i play guitar in a metal band so my hair has to look luscious on stage. ever since i stopped using shampoo my hair stopped frizzing and my dandruff completely went away.

When they emerge from the genesis devise after revitalizing themselves, they're covered in a thin film of liquefied fetus for a short time.

I tried not washing them for over a week and they were stinking like a wet goat, they also become more fragile if kept unwashed, best I can do is 3 days

you have to not wash your hair for at least a month to see the results
>stinking
just use conditioner for the scent

same, shampoo would dry the shit out of my hair and make it look like a frizzy mess. now it's all nice and silky, it honestly looks fantastic

The late 1960s/1970s ideal of having a dry look of fluffy hair, not very close to the scalp, appears to be less fashionable, nowadays. I think that was the main convention of the 2000s, as well, but I'm not sure if most men actually went for something more like pic-related, or just having hair off the face more like they do now. I know that 2000s children and teenagers had the dry, fluffy look in droves.

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They don't wash their brushes

it helps if you have a non shitty diet too. i shampoo but only once a week or two weeks.

they might shower with shower caps on.

I noticed my hair changed too. I have hair that can vary from almost straight to curly as fuck depending on Im not even sure what, humidity or something. But when I stopped shampooing it stopped doing its fluffy jewfro mode and became sort of sleeker.

No poo is best poo

>slathering greasy shit on your head

what do they do if they have an itch?

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>nu-males thinking they are streets
lel

>OP look
>a week
I achieve that in 30 hours...

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scratch their head?

Jewish producer cum

>tfw hair not dense enough anymore to style it greasy
Anyone know this feel? It's hanging on for dear life but only looks good dry.