*cracks open and ice-cold Bang's*

>*cracks open and ice-cold Bang's*
>"*siiip* Braveheart, now, THAT was great filmmaking"

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i dont get it, is it funny because barqs sort of looks like bangs? is that the joke?

For me, it's A&W cream soda.

>doesn't enjoy a nice cool Bang's on a summer afternoon
yikes

But Barq’s is objectively the best root beer

for me it's oliet bangs

Barqs

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For me it's Steel Reserve the perfect drink for the blackpilled man

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For me, it’s Oliet Bangs. Gotta watch that waistline

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Bang's? Now THAT was a Soft Drink.

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>vanilla root beer

Second only to Mountain Dew Baja Blast straight from the fountain

they stopped teaching penmanship in schools because it was discriminatory and colonialist
zoomers can’t read cursive so they are triggered by bangs memes because it hits too close to home

Suck City is pretty good.

reddit: the root beers

For me, its a root beer float

Root beer is disgusting. Tried it for the first time recently and it legit tastes like mouthwash.

I just think it's not a funny joke, I don't care about all the supposed baggage

woah, check out this tastelet that can't handle anise

Am zoomer. Can confirm.

>barq's
best root beer

bargs

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based! the old tyme really gives it a nice, subtle flavoring

It's because it's a silver can so it looks like the "boomer meme" can of Monster energy drink

This, faggots didn't teach me cursive in school

How long do they age it you think?

the joke is that it's what our grandparents would have on hand, and also it looks like banqs/bangs

we learned cursive in school, though we really stopped using it by high school.
>t. 1991 millennial burger

Barqs got bite you faggot

you faggots ever get drunk off sarsaparilla? it's delightful

post the video

Your efforts were pitiful, their products fruitless. May God have mercy on your souls.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OK_Soda

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For me its mug

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You faux boomers will never know the exhilarating melancholy of cracking open an OK Soda, the first hipster beverage. Now we are boomers all. But we remember. Actually I'm the only one who remembers this shit. Test markets. Only one who got to see Kilborn's afternoon late show on Fox with his Huckleberry Friend (Al from Step by Step) as well as the original Degrassi on PBS (one of 3 markets).

I do love an ice cold glass of Bang's

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ur mum can sure bite the pillow ya namefag cunt

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root beer tastes like toothpaste

Sneed'z

>Bang's
youtube.com/watch?v=R4DBZ2TBp-w

>he doesn't get his root beer in a frosted mug
never gonna make it

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Actual root beer flavor was outlawed in 1950 since it "gives you cancer" (is the primary precursor to make MDMA aka ecstasy aka Molly)

Need more Stewart's

based Cobain drank a barq's just before blasting himself

A&W is only good with ice cream in it, by itself its way to rooty

For me, it's Winn-Dixie's finest.

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yeah. not a very good joke, I know

How do they sign their names?

Gods own liquid

Hell yeah

>Sassafras is a plant that has medicinal properties; it has been used to treat everything from skin conditions to arthritis and high blood pressure. In spite of the benefits, tests by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) also showed that a compound in sassafras called safrole caused cancer in mice. For that reason, in 1964 the FDA banned safrole, ruling that sassafras could not sold as a commercial food ingredient (including as tea and in soft drinks like root beer and sarsaparilla).

Nothing to do with MDMA you fag

He shot himself because he thought the can was a delicious silver OK Soda and he was expecting that delicious Seattle flavor only to get a mouthful of boomer backwash

all root beer tastes the same to me. i can tell the difference between coke and pepsi, sprite and 7 up etc but grocery story brand root beer and barg's are identical to me. anyone else feel this way?

HEH yeah it has nothing to do with it or the dioxy structure on the ring

What fuck are you retards talking about. I hope you get your dicks bitten by spiders

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Oh OK, order some from Canada to your house. It has nothing to do with anything, it's totally the cancer that made them ban it and not the fact that the DEA knew about MDMA before you third rate street hustlers.

its 100% still legal to obtain you just cant sell it commercially. If it was about MDMA it would have been outright banned and listed on the drug schedule.

I'm sure lots of people do. You can lose your sense of taste for many reasons; drugs, disease, excessive dick sucking. They can all swell the ranks of people who obviously can't taste a fucking thing

Don't fucking post that shit at me you ignorant piece of shit, do you know anything about Hires? About the removal of sugar from Coca-Cola and Pepsi? About the absurd "rise" of Barq's and Mug for Coke and Pepsi? Artificial beverages, no soul, no fucking history.

Barq's is an old name that Coke kept so they could make a product that hasn't seen the light of day in 90 years and say "we've got this old fashioned root beer! Since 1898!" Bullshit I say. It's just a name. Bring me back Hires like Pepsi is saving up their fucking ass and I'll have a decent root beer again. But it will just be the name. They'll hold it since it's older than Barq's or some shit, the name. Then they'll strike. And Mug will be called Hires. Makes me want to take a shit.

List I chemicals

These chemicals are designated as those that are used in the manufacture of the controlled substances and are important to the manufacture of the substances. The substance or substances that the List I chemicals may be used for manufacturing is in parentheses:[3]

17. Safrole (MDMA, MDA)

Have. Sex.

You have no idea what you're talking about and absolutely no understanding of the motivations or methods of drug scheduling. Any conversations about the complexities thereof would be wasted, so I'll just hope you get your fingers chopped off instead

Niggers literally cannot read cursive.

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Could you have at least made the g not look photoshopped in?

God I fucking hate Nirvana.

Is Root Beer really an acquired taste? I'm surprised so many foreigners shit on it, it's delicious.

i stopped drinking pop all together 8 months ago after i got all my fillings. I'm dying for a cold pepsi. any dentalfags out there? is pop really that much worse than a fruitopia or orange juice in terms of sugar and teeth pOwning ingredients? can't i just rinse with water afterwards and then brush? man just wants a damn pepsi, or dr pepper, or root beer or anything.

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I love Bang root beer and i love Bang energy drinks

They just write an X

You mean before Courtney Love blasted him

Yeah iodine is a list 1 chemical as well, what's your point. Safrole is a compound found in very small amounts in sassafras which was used to make root beer. You think they banned root beer because they were afraid of someone somehow extracting trace amounts of a root containing trace amounts of safrole and somehow producing MDMA? No, don't be fucking retarded.

Brushing right after something acidic is one thing you don't want to do.

honestly the only thing that's iffy about the case is that practice sheet found in her bag. I've followed the case for a while and im a huge fan of Kurt Kaboom. He tried to suibomb in rome, he was going through a divorce, he was completely strung out, he blew his head off man.

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You just revealed your own ignorance. It's like you're baiting me into spoonfeeding you more. If you want to learn how to make your own phenethylamines then grow a pair and then a brain.

What do you think about Chester Bennington and Chris Cornell?

Prolly nothin'.

lmao you can get sassafras dude youre a fucking drug addled faggot

for me its Jones cream soda

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I love AEW

They were depressed. Nothing more, goyim.

honestly if i saw anyone drink one of these faggy sodas irl i would beat their ass right then and there

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courtney killed him, there was a netflix doc a few years back about it. highly rec

Could you stop tongue punching elderly fartboxes long enough to learn to recognize shoops? Or have you developed an squint from having your nose in geriatric gash while eating elderly asshole?

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LIAR.

never cared for them tbqh. just remember that Heroin wreaks havoc on your dopamine receptors, makes you a depressed mess and it's irreversible.

Yeah you're so smart dude, you've got the 1 source in the United States for authentic root beer but you're so fucking smart and superior to us that you're not going to say where.

Face it faggot, root beer tastes like fucking shit because it's been illegal for half a century. Because of tweaker scum like you. Fuck off.

There is nothing wrong with jones, i only like the cream soda honestly. I wish chocolate fudge would come back never tried it but it sounds fucking good.

That product looks like a man's issue

i've watched them all man, i'm a fan and i've supported that theory as well. But once you really get to know Kurt and the accounts from people around him it's just so clear that he took the easy way out.

the el duce aspect is iffy too. Dude does an interview stating Courtney offered him money to whack kurt cobain and that he knew the guy who took the offer... 3 days later ends up "hit by a train". blicky got the iffy uh

literally what he said you retarded faggot

its made in canada and imported too here.

I didn't say you could get commercially produced root beer made with sassafras, I said you could get sassafras. In fact you can get it easily. If they were concerned about MDMA they would have banned sassafras outright like the coca leaf.

El Duce was a literal retard alcoholic and would say anything for a pack of beer.

Maybe you can stop getting fucked by your dad long enough to recognize context clues, because I was implying he was bad at recognizing shoops not because he missed one guy because he misidentified one

Coca leaf isn't banned you festering scapegrace

just curl your tongue and pour it down your throat slowly so you still get the flavor but it doesn’t touch your teeth.
Also this don’t brush or you’ll rub the acidity into your molars
If you have to use mouthwash because alcohol counteracts the fruitic acids in corn syrup

Yeah, i'm thinking this is based.

Easily worst post on this thread

Because cocaine hydrochloride is an illegal drug like safrole, not a precursor to drugs like MDMA is

coca leaf is 100% illegal to obtain unless "decocainized" or unless you are a registered importer... big pharma can produce cocaine for medicinal purposes

yummy

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You're a negative creep.

That has a drug in it

How the fuck do you Americans drink this shit? It tastes like cough syrup we get in the common wealth. Fucking Americans will eat shit if it has cheese on it

nice 180 from "coca leaf isnt banned" you industrial cock inhaling faggot, go masturbate

root beer doesnt have cheese on it

bang's does not have any cheese or anything close to being cheese in it. i don't know who misinformed you but it's important to check your sources and seek factual information.

i might, what kind of cheese

>he doesnt put cheese on his rootbeer

Is this Redit humor?

>he can't read cursive
found the zoomer

>didn't appreciate Chris Cornell
Fucking despicable.