>scene set in china
>there's a loud *BOOOOONNNGGGG* sound effect
Scene set in china
what
Fuck you, that's what.
>scene set in Vietnam
>it aint me starts playing
>scene set in USA
>everybody's fat
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>scene set in your moms room
>sex noises start playing
Why not japan?
>main character is ushered into a room with a bunch of tough guy mobsters
>Main character insults the Head mobster
>silence
>Head mobster laughs, embraces main character warmly like you would an old friend
>everyone greets the main character warmly
>girl looks like guy
>I still want to fuck her
>it's a netflix adaption
>has niggers
>scene set in Italy
>church bells ringing
Fucking hacks
When its Japan there's usually a little sitar jingle instead.
YOOOOOOOooooooo
>scene set in Japan
>*donk*
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*donk*
>scene set in icy territory
>constantly audible wind, unless you need to hear the cast talking
>scene set in washington DC
>date and setting typed out letter by letter on the bottom of the screen, complete with the TCK-TCK-TCK sound effect of a typewriter
[clacking intensifies]
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This one did it right. Overlooked kino that people like to shit on for no good reason, I never understood the hate the films got. Even had a decent enough sequel.
>it's a British film or series
>black fetishism
ftfy
>character enters screen
>"ching chong ching chong"
>throws rice at protagonist
wtf???
>scene set in London
>there's a loud *BOOOOONNNGGGG* sound effect
>everyone stops what they're doing to count the bongs on their fingers
>man crashes his car trying to count the bongs
>waitress drops her order on the floor to count her fingers
>man running down the street: OI IT'S 7 BONG
>Diner scene
>Close up of coffee or cutlery being slammed into the table at an unreasonable speed
>taking the piss out of the 7 bongalong celebrations
>American tourist in Europe
>they're fat, obnoxious, and can't fit through doors or climb stairs
>say DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH? to people already speaking to them in English
>scene set in the American west
>twangy guitars play as a tumbleweed rolls past a bullet riddled highway sign
>scene set during summer in Japan
>deafening cricket sounds
this but with langley or the pentagon
>scene set in Mexico
>blindfolded family butchered with machetes
>scene set in Mexico
>everything becomes orange
>scene set in Australia
>didgeridoo plays
>scene set in italy
>fat lady at the market waving a giant fish at the mc
>protagonist wears cowboy shoes
>*clink clink clink clink*
>link related plays
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>scene set in italy
>it's a simple small coastal town that irl is just a tourist trap
>character visits prison
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lol
>protagonist is sent to prison
>if black, sad rap song plays
>if white, prison blues whatever plays
>scene set in Paris
>accordion starts playing
>you also see the Eiffel tower virtually unobstructed in the background regardless of where you are in the city
>twangy guitars
and a harmonica
>character dies
>doesn't shit and piss himself
>scene set in the Caribbean
>3 little birds starts playing
>don't worry, about a thing, cuz every little thing is gonna be alright
>scene set online
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>scene set in middle ages
>trumpet fanfare plays
>characters go South
>Sweet Home Alabama starts playing
>characters having sex or being naked for some practical activity like showering
>keep their tits and crotch covered in entirely unnatural ways while pretending they aren't
>character walks up after an "epic" night of drinking and drugs
>has shower and goes out for breakfast instead of lying in bed all day
>characters never fart even when alone
I've never heard anyone hate on National Treasure. It's a fantastic movie.
>glasses
>its some kind of ocular device
>scene set in new york
>car almost hits character as he's crossing the street, then starts blowing the horn at him
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Literally doesn't matter if you have this level of music in it. I would also argue that it was an acceptable geek moment of them trying to figure out what it is and slipping into scientific lingo due to it.