What the fuck is wrong with these assholes...

>like Colbert
Rent fucking free, /pol/ dickhead.

thaaaaaaat's racist
*ding*

Colbert is propaganda, kiddo. Fuck Trump and fuck /pol/

It's a fun channel, I like it a lot. Especially for how Yea Forums can't help but sperg out about it. Remember when the Skull Island director got butthurt and made a rebuttal video? Lmao

Ok

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>it's a fun channel
Because you have the luxury to not be shat on people who just don't care.

And if I was a millionaire director, I'd give even less of a fuck.

Honest question: are Cinema Sins actually kikes? They speak in such disgusting cocksure way that I'm nearly certain I don't need to confirm my suspicions.

BLUMPF!
200 SINS?!

oh cool a cinemashit thread now I get to post this again

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>th-they made fun of muh Starrr Wers!!!

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Here's some guy ripping apart their shitty Predator review, or Sin Counter, or whatever they are. This ought to be good. youtube.com/watch?v=u5FJ1nhDpoA

Their Predator review really was the worst.

You're the only one who brought up /pol/. So "rent free" like you said.

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My personal favorite is when they sinned BR2049 because joi gets wet in the rain.

How is it even possible to be this retarded? I'm pretty sure literal down syndrome sufferers can work out this shot

>ironic
>had alternate account where he would give a proper review of his opinions on the movie just after watching it
>his opinions are the same as the ones he puts in the sins videos
its not ironic

Just dont watch it. I remember being in high school too and being irritated by youtubers

>being in high school too and being irritated by youtubers
zoom zoom

I have to watch what everyone else is watching or else I won't know how they are being manipulated. I only watch what I know I will inevitably hate because I care about the future and want to change it towards the better. Unbelievable, right? Someone giving a fuck about the future? That's me.

"The subject of John Oliver came up when a colleague (fellow psychologist) and I were discussing politics a few months ago. Although we were both in agreement regarding the general shitlib inanity of the HBO show, my friend was surprised when I explained that the real insidiousness of it is its unmistakably hypnotic structure and pacing. I ended up pulling up an episode or two off of youtube to show her what I meant. All of the segments I've ever seen from this show follow the same repetitive format: present some "argumentation" and "facts" for about 10 seconds, then quickly follow these up with a snarky quip (which themselves overwhelmingly take the form of complete non-sequitur or otherwise absurd metaphor) before any rational processing of the preceding argument can take place in the mind of the viewer. Further telling is that the only 'beats' or mental pauses in the show's pacing exist solely to highlight the approving laughter or applause of the studio audience. Repeat this basic formula without variation 20-40 times in a row and you have one of the 12-20 minute 'segments' that form the backbone of the show. The end effect is (obviously) not to deliver information, but rather literally teach the viewers -- on a subconcious level -- to mentally associate derisive laughter with any person or opinion that is at odds with the narrative's take on the chosen issue. And it accomplishes this by maintaining a strict adherence to a roughly 20-second cycle in which a stimulus is presented, and a response is cued. This is the sense in which the show is fundamentally hypnotic in effect -- even more so than its precursors in the genre (Daily Show, Colbert, etc). To my mind, Oliver's show is representative of the media's increasing mastery of the methodologies of mass conditioning; in fact it is almost such a perfect technical accomplishment that I would almost have to admire it on technical grounds, which moreover is in the hands of the entirely wrong people."

Why are Yea Forums faggots so triggered? He does litterally the same thing you autistic faggots do on a daily basis. Difference is he gets paid. You retards just shill the same old shit over and over.

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I love it when people take apart their shit, my favourite is bobvids:

youtube.com/watch?v=qnTZbZw1JPQ

>Home Alone """review"""
>Trumps shows up on screen
>Add 1,000,000 sins

WOW! Based!

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Whatever makes you feel better user

DELET THIS! !

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youre retarded dude, cinemasins is so bad at WATCHING MOVIES they thought this shot was of some off-screen ships planet-sized shadow? i dont watch star wars but thats an image of a ship passing between the viewer and a planet right

You need to stop cherry-picking autistic posts on a chinese basketweaving forum and pretending that liking something unconditionally is the same as shilling.

They genuinely make shit up just for dings. Each video will have maybe 5% genuine points, the other are completely wrong, or a running joke (that's long lost it's charm). It's not a film review channel, it's comedy, which is clearly hit or miss (given their popularity).

It's not just comedy, it's mind conditioning. God help us if large amounts of people start developing similar mental faculties as these "comedians" and no one tells them how fucking retarded they are.

It's been a joke channel from that start
They maybe started with pointing out stupid shit with a bunch of jokes on the side and now it's mainly dumb jokes but still
You niggers need to stop getting devasted over this
Also, why do you even watch reviews in the first place? You want someone to spell out everything about the movie you're going to watch?

>I-I'ts just a prank, bro!

They are right and your favorite movie is half assed, in over it's head shit without proper thought out into it

>gets defensive about Cinemashits
>immediately projects butthurt onto others
LMAO

You are the one defending that shit with your life, fagmaster. Cinemsins is shit. This is a fact. If you didn't take their shit so seriously you would not have made your post.

The argument "don't take it seriously" is on par with "turn your brain off". It's a pathetic argument made by people who can't admit they like to eat shit.

Millennials also had YouTube in high school you fucking retard

Yea Forums doesn't waste 30+ mins in needless nitpicking for a monitized video (yet)

The point of everything wrong is to nitpick, not to be fair. It's a comedic show. Now if you're talking about the other shows, who knows. I haven't watch them.

If you watch CinemaSins and defend them then (You) are the one who takes them seriously.

>It's a comedic show.
Then why is it so incredibly unfunny? Don't give me this shit that humor is subjective. Yea Forums collectively bashes Hannah Gadsby. Not a single user ever comes to her defense.

>NO NO NO I'M IN CHARGE! I DECIDE WHAT'S FUNNY AROUND HERE!!!
unironically, have sex

Don't ask me that, dude, I don't like it. I don't find it funny, it is boring to me, and not clever at all, but it's obvious it's a comedy. You don't have to approve something to understand it.

>wahhhhhhhh i hate jokes wahhhh no fun allowed wahhhhh
Find another channel you retard, and have sex

>regularly watch a shitty show
>tell other people not to take it seriously
Cinema Sins fans totally lack any sense of self-awareness.

I personally watch movie reviews after ive seen the movie in question just cause im interested to hear what other people took away from the flick

>300 hours of video are uploaded to YouTube every minute
>30+ million YouTube channels
>user will seek out a channel he doesn't like to complain about it

>s-stop tr-trashing Cinema Sins!!!!
>y-y-you take i-it too SERIOUSLYYYYYYY

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Im not defending you retard. Im litterally pointing out a facts. Dont get triggered by them.

Why do incels like being unhappy? Do they define themselves through how miserable they can make themselves and seeking victim status?

They nitpick situations they, themselves, have created - often through omission of important scenes.
If they were to "CinemaSin" my life, like, if I were to take a shit, wipe my ass, wash my hands, get on the computer, surf the web for an hour, then jump into my bed for sleep, I'd imagine it'd be CinemaSin'd like this:
1) Take shit
2) Wipe ass
3) Get on computer
4) Surf the web for an hour
>*DING*
>"Not washing your hands before shitposting, that's a shitty thing to do."

>Why do incels like being unhappy?
Because it's the only emotion I feel anymore.

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its fun to make fun of retards
the better question is why you are so obsessed with incels?

I want to change the normies. They can be and should be changed. They watch shit so I also must watch shit.

They were a marketing company that failed then picked this gimmick up and have been rolling with it ever since

I've long-since learned to stop paying attention to them due to their overly pessimistic, nitpicky faggotry. I ended up finding CinemaWins and that offered a good dose of optimism as opposed to CinemaSins. Fucker makes a Herculean effort to find the positives.
youtube.com/watch?v=3uRNNDEQY-I

Can you tell me what an incel is? I can never get a straight answer. Seems like something zoomers use to malign people and is synonymous with "retard" but pretentiously deep.

it replaced neckbeard it's the same thing

It's just bland surface level criticism. You don't have to watch it.

Doubt it. Seems like the virgin reckoning is coming.
Masturbating since before you were a teen?
Masturbating and real members of the opposite sex don't do anything for you anymore?
Masturbating and still pretending to be "in the game" for many years?
Putting up a facade of chasing dick/pussy, are you?
Confronted with your "failures", you "confided" with someone at sometime how the 80% of Stacies chase 10% of Chads, did you?
Uh oh, you fucked up! You are now a violent incel who will murder because society has deprived you of what you wanted all along! You want to be the Chad, admit it! The pussy thirst has driven you mad!

It’s short for “involuntarily celibate”

>if you don't like eating poop then you don't like fun
>t. every Cinema Sins fanboi ever

The pussy has no hold over me

>MOVE HAS CREDITS THATS A SIN

Incel is a window for red flag laws. Your masturbating leaves you and your family wide-open to take it up the ass by whatever is coming. White genocide is real and the crypto-kikes play a very small role in it despite them being in ostensibly high positions. They hold no real power.

>this galaxy's sun

jesus christ that furry avatar