/got/ general: Baratheon edition

>drowned in butter

Who were the first men who lived in Dorne originally?

>barely pubescent girl gets sexually explicit

Who is worse, Stannisfags or Danyfags?

DELETE THIS, IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING

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I would pick "you are my queen" and hope it means "queen consort"

Sand people-or perhaps Dorne was greener when the arm still existed...

You have a time machine. How would you have fixed Aryas plotline?
>Hardmode: No answers about the night king.

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Reminder that:
>Jaime left her because he realised he will never be good enough for her, and that despite however much he tries to change, he's always going to be the same, and the only person who deserves such a toxic person is the queen herself

>Olenna says Brienne is "Absoloutely Singular", and a Singular number is known as a Unit, meaning Olenna called Brienne an Absoloute Unit

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Based. Even though his role was tiny (pun intended), he always stuck out to me for some reason.

Actually have her suffer negative consequences from her revenge-obsession, for a start.

>would that I could,

>How would you have fixed Aryas plotline?

Make her a coherent character.

>Howland Reed
>Knows a lot of important shit
>Lives in a swamp outsiders dread to travel in
>Has a literal moving castle
>Howland's moving castle
>Daughter is frogfu
>Implied to have mystical powers
>No one knows where is really is right now
>Endless secret identities
>Everyone looks down upon, yet also fear the crannogmen
>Very progressive, teaches his daughter how to hunt, kill and outdoor survival
>Best bros with Ned, whom he saved
>Brought the legendary kingsguard ser Arthur Dayne to his knees
>His children are the only reason the current king Bran is alive
>Hunts giant fantasy Crocs for sport
>Roose is scared of him

Yeah i'm thinking he's pretty based.

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>Roose is scared of him
Huh, really? Everyone seems to treat the manlets as a joke.

Name your house
>sigil
>words
>sword

>mayhaps
>elsewise

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What's the thest ASOIAF youtuber to listen to as background noise?

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I still want to know how the fuck he and Ned managed to tear down a stone tower between the two of them. Is he a fucking earthbender?

>start off as shitty poorfags in the Fingers
>Littlefinger takes you to King’s Landing with your bros
>Tyrion and Cersei both bid for your loyalty
>end up rich as hell
>Hound runs off so you get his spot on the Kingsguard
>Cersei lets you fuck
>meanwhile Littlefinger is paying you money the whole time
How can one family be so based

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Dornish people originally were Celts. All their names are from Arthurian legends: Oberon, Arianne, Lewin, etc... but they trusted Ser Trudeau of House Shekel and opened their borders to Essos immigrants.

When Roose travels through the Neck, he makes a decoy escort of himself.

You can only post ITT if your waifu won The Game of Thrones

Not so fast Danyfags...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Have littlefinger see her face at Harenhal and recognises her
Hopefully she gets shipped off to kings landing, sge says something mean to Joffrey and gets publicly beheaded
The extra hours the show now has are given to fAegon

>A chunk of graphite
>Ours is the delusional
>A chunk of graphite

Fucking losers don’t even know how to Bobbypost

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HOLD YOUR TONGUE

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>Sigil: pic related
>Words: pic related
>sword: Big fooken maces thank you.

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3.6 heirs... not great, not terrible

>Salsa also didn't win the iron throne
Uhmmm

Because George describes every second character as 6'4 so it's refreshing to have some turbomanlet representation.

AH DUN WANT ET AH NEVA AVE

BOAR
THE BOAAAAARRRSSS ARE COMING
A boar hunting spear

>nuncle
>if needs be

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>Sigil: a goose
>Words: the Goose Is Loose
>Sword: a bunch of coke cans forged together

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Sigil: Black fist with raised middlefinger under yellow sun
House: Angrysers
Words: We do not care

>name
RIPPER
>words
RIP AND TEAR
>sword
VALYRIAN STEEL CHAINSAW

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The ages and the heights of the characters are fucking ridiculous.

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Why is Jorah mormont so handsome? Thought he was kinda ugly in the books?

When the show stopped using this sort of language it all began to sound too modern and broke the immersion. It’s goofy sometimes but I’m glad George uses it.

The Moutain is actually right at the upper irl recorded limit of tallest man without gigantism

>began to sound too modern

I hate how everyone all of a sudden has 21st century values and outlooks in the show.

Sansa being queen or throwing succession out the fucking window really pissed me off.

He's a bald cunt with broad shoulders.
Like me

The language isn't even the worst bit, it's the moral values
>Teehee, Brienne, you're a virgin aren't you, how embarrassing!

>mfw white people

You can look at it one of two ways.
1. Bad casting: AGOT explicitly says "Jorah Mormont was not a handsome man"
2. Good casting: At a time when the success of Game of Thrones was nowhere near a sure thing, they chose a good-looking actor to play for an important role.
I lean more towards option 2, Ian Glenn is great even if he's way too attractive to be Book Jorah. Plus it's TV, nobody really important is really ugly. Compare Peter Dinklage to Book Tyrion, who doesn't even have a nose.

The language and mediocre costuming are more immediately noticeable, but yes, I agree.

House Ironwood
>sigil
Gray tree on a field of black
>words
"Our wood is strong"
>sword
It's a 20 foot long wooden plank

I mean, at least he’s balding. Besides, we only ever see Jorah described from Dany’s perspective, and George is all about the unreliable narrators. Maybe Jorah isn’t a bad-looking man, he just isn’t Dany’s type and she overstated his lack of appeal.

Is House Bolton really dead? Are there any cousins? Who gets the Dreadfort?

It's absolutely ridiculous.
>Tyrion, Jon, and Varys suddenly follow the Geneva Convention and follow 2010s western democracy rules of warfare
>Nobody bats an eye at a 12-year old Lady Mormont berating an entire room, or at Sansa (Bolton? Lannister?) becoming queen in the north
>Lol Brienne is an adult virgin in a society that placed so much importance on a woman being a virgin before marriage that it would make fundamentalist muslims say "calm down guys"
>More modern speech in general
>Women being automatically accepted as military leaders in general (I can understand Dany because she's got 3 dragons, but in no pre-1945 society is anyone going to sit back and listen to Sansa give military commands)
>The general dumbing down of speech patterns in general, getting more and more modern

>Plus it's TV, nobody really important is really ugly.
*Actually I take that back, Arya is ugly in the books and she's ugly in the show too. Well done HBO, even if that was probably unintentional.

I buy Hound and Mountain both being big, if the Mountain’s that tall maybe there’s some kind of Clegane gene that makes everyone huge. But Bronze Yohn or Greenbeard being the same size as the Hound is just absurd when the Hound is already an uncommonly large person

Remember when D&D compared Tyrion to Abraham fucking Lincoln?

“I love you” is the best response. Jon said it and Dany was about to fuck him again, he just screwed up right after

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shansha

>>Nobody bats an eye at a 12-year old Lady Mormont berating an entire room, or at Sansa (Bolton? Lannister?) becoming queen in the north
That's not really out of place?
Joffrey is 13 when he takes the throne

No, I disagree with some of this. Women like Jeyne Arryn have ruled kingdoms before, and there have been women warriors in the lore as well. It seems like the North is less strict about that kind of thing than the South judging by the amount of shit Brienne gets, but even so, it’s not totally unheard of. Women as military leaders isn’t the problem, the problem is that a) their gender is never brought up as a point against them the way it is in the books and b) Lyanna Mormont is a fucking 8-year-old

>Joffrey is 13 when he takes the throne
Everyone takes it as a given that Joffrey is being controlled by someone else, nobody actually believes that he's acting of his own accord.

>this low born sellsword will be the new Lord of Highgarden over House Hightower or House Florant

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That and he seemed uncharacteristically smart for a hedge knight who are almost always depicted as blundering buffoons either too fat or too old. You could tell Shadrich knew his shit, he probably had to to make up for his lack of height.

also lem lemoncloak and some random lanky blackwood kid were the same height
oh well it's fantasy, right?

>compared Tyrion to Abraham fucking Lincoln?
The whitewashing of Tyrion is the strangest thing in the show. I can understand why the cut some scenes, for example
>him being naked and fully erect while he begs 13-year old Sansa to let him fuck her, then decides not to because it'll make it harder for him to get her to let him fuck her in the long run
But in general he's got a ton of really dark moments throughout his whole arc that they just cut and it makes a lot of his plot just fall flat. Tryion is not a good guy, GRRM even said that Tyrion is ultimately a villain, and by depriving him of the early dark moments that all gets wasted away.

He's still the one with the authority.

>him being naked and fully erect while he begs 13-year old Sansa to let him fuck her,

This would have been good to watch.

In theory. But in any case he's still a male, which makes all the difference in a medieval society.

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when was this?

In medieval society, but westeros seems more open to female lords.

Clams, Cockles and Oysters!

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>In theory.

I thought in theory the Queen regent would rule until the male heir was of adulthood.

youtube.com/watch?v=eEgDDDMk6lI

It’s not as sexy as you’re assuming. The whole thing is from Sansa’s perspective and she’s completely disgusted by him. GRRM goes into detail about how gross his face and body are, including the legendary “bulbous purple head,” which might be the only description of a penis that’s worse than “fat pink mast”

ASX because he just copies everyone else's theories and makes them more easily digestible
Preston is more for getting drunk (or high if that's your thing) and listening to the batshit insane stuff he spouts which sounds more sensible the longer you listen

FO' DA HOOD

>literally one job
>failed multiple times
such a master assassin, hashtag WOW

was this her top ugliness? cant imagine anything worse than this

I like Preston because of the combination of reasonable stuff like
>explaining Targ genetics as it relates to dragonriding/dragon hatching, which lines up perfectly with the books
>the maesters plotting against the Targs, which again, stated in the books
Which is then mixed into utterly absurd shit like
>Oberyn founded the Brave Companions
>the caves in westeros are nuclear fallout shelters
>the children of the forest/others/giants are irradiated humans
>Sweetrobin has telekinesis

would you a young brienne

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B-BIG WOMAN......

Looks like a guy with a wig lmao

>would I Brienne in general

Yes

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based
cringe

It was

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>would you a young brienne
She has a really nice body

t. Jamie

*dies*

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Surprised these threads haven't died out after that absolute borefest of a finale.

What is dead may never die.

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Jaime is a based amazon chaser. Plus Brienne is one of the 5 women left in Westeros that isn't a massive slut.

tell me it's shopped

Yes

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new content when

based bog devils

Ironborn are scared shitless of them

It's mostly bookposting and daenerys waifuposting honestly.

Ironborn are retards. I have no idea how GRRM dropped the ball so hard on them.

Of course, there's the books and show left everyone with blue balls.

With winds coming in less than a year, yeah, expect /got/ to last for a good whike

NO
GODLESS
MAN

>Victarion chapter

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>With winds coming in less than a year
user, I...

>I see maisie williams as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.
That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.
I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what maisie williams is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.
I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.
Yeah. I reckon maisie williams does it for me.

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Theory no one has said
Stannis didnt die at the battle of winterfell by Brienne
It was actually the Dwarf Actor Stannis from Joffrey's Wedding
Stannis WILL come back

they’re supposed to be retards. eventually it’s gonna bite them in the ass and they’ll all die out, as they should

Is this the climax of /ecg/ posting?

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Salsa a cute

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The Ironborn are basically a bunch of Klansman whining about how they can't own slaves anymore. They got so high on their own "south will rise again" supply that they actually tried to rebel, and got their shit pushed in by the Mannis.

>someone wasted time making this

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>series ends with littlefinger as king
>Entire final episode is just him giving a lesson on economics and setting up the framework of government

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who cares really, as long as emilia gets posted

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>Now, Shansha, what we mean by “shupply shide economicsh” ish...

Littlefinger doesn't give a shit about good governance, he just wants to get revenge on the Chads that bullied him when he was young.

So how did she attend Joffreys Wedding? Especially getting a personal talk with the king and queens family

Was it because she was there as Rep of Tarth?
Did Jaime invite her?

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H-he said summer 2020!

>that one ironborn lord who gets ridiculed for fucking READING

They're definitely retards but they're still entertaining and are easily my favorite part of the 4th and 5th books

>eventually it’s gonna bite them in the ass and they’ll all die out, as they should

"What is dead may never die" They got annexed once and instead of forcing the seven on them, the invaders ended up intermarrying with the natives and adopting ironborn customs. No matter how many times you invade them they're always going to revert back to their retarded sea viking ways. They're like an overactive dog. Best thing you can do is keep him on a tight leash and smack him with a rolled-up newspaper when he tries to sit on the couch.

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based chadmure survived it all

i don’t think she attends in the books. i like the idea of jaime inviting her though
>hey brienne, i know we haven’t known each other long but i got this family wedding thing coming up. wanna be my plus one?
>oh my gods, for sure! oh jeez what should i wear? am i gonna get to meet your dad?

>character "seeds and feeds"

Rodrick is based. I hope everyone else dies and he gets to be King

Doesn’t he mention they also have shitty, chalky soil and shitty metals, like tin and lead for their mines?
It’ll always be a dump

They're like Hollywood Vikings. I don't know if George intended for them to be that way or if he just doesn't know anything about Scandinavian history?
Best thing to do with Ironborn is just to sic them on those Essosi and Summer Islander shits so that they stay occupied

Renly was the best King.

H A M
A
M

Wasn't she looking after Sansa at that point?

They unironically could've had like 3 more seasons each with 10 episodes.
S8 Long Night
S9 Dany vs Cersei
S10 Dany getting in over her head ruling and going mad

What made the show good was the dialogue and political/military scheming and actions having consequences. They threw all that out the window.

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>the Summer Islanders pray to their weird sex-god and end up making tons of baby mutt Ironborn
>population of the islands skyrockets
>everyone has heartwood bows now
>the Ironborn are suddenly a major threat
Woops

Do you think "steamed hams" is his favourite meme?

she hasn’t found salsa in the books yet. iirc she was wandering around with jaime when joffrey died

The Ironborn somehow stumbling their way into world domination is fucking hilarious to think about.
Also Summer Islanders had it coming for being such elitist fags.

Now the REAL question is this

Did she get guest accomodation in the Red Keep?

S4 E1 kinda implies it as Jaime's been back for weeks (as Jaime tells Cersei), and she and him have a Scene together talking about Sansa IIRC

her murder lust gets her killed or maimed
she's the only one who goes unpunished for it

The last season should have been 10 episodes fighting the white walkers. Should have taken place at the wall, winterfell, king's landing, dragonstone, iron islands, etc.

these

>a cowardly character
>craven

No Evil Wizard Euron or FAegon killed the show.

Fucking retard

>Poison was a woman's weapon like as not, though a flagon of fine Dornish sour red sat flanked by two stone cups in the bedchamber. "A sellsword is loyal only to his purse, but a Lannister always pays his debts," said the fiery-haired whore as she unlaced his sleeveless leather jerkin, after which he spent himself inside her with three quick thrusts.

In the end, Tywin Lannister did shit gold. Tyrion's murder of Tywin ultimately backfired on him.

Consider for a moment you are Tywin. Your bowels are horribly backed up, on account of Oberyn's noxious poisoning. Your guts stink with rancid shit. You are constipated, and you simply cannot release. Your freak imp son shoots you in the gut with a quarrel. With your last breaths, situated on the privy as you are, you feel your bowels loosen as far as they can in the sweet release of death. Like a flood, your innards empty themselves of a week's worth of poisonous, reeking shit. It is the ultimate expungement to never be rivaled.

His last moments were a bliss.

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this was a problem well before season 8. adding extra seasons wouldn’t fix all the bullshit they ruined starting as early as s4

>barely pubescent girl doesn't get sexually explicit with you

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go away petyr

This is why i still browse /got/ threads

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GRRM's writing style is so disgusting.

It really does seem just raunchy for the sake of raunchy. Like it’s not even a fan service sex scene

that's not a real passage

Every time he describes a character physical appearance that isn't one of the major "designated hero" characters, he always focuses on the flaws to make them look as ugly as possible.

could easily be desu

>Some random posts a fale passage
>OMG GURM'S WRITING IS SO BAD GUYS

Holy fuck /got/ is pleb-tier sometimes.

yes it is. Also there are no shortage of disgusting weird passages that serve no purpose.

That goddamn smile

Did anybody actually like the High Sparrow and Faith Militant storyline? It was boring as fuck.

>Cersei
>Margaery
>Daeron
>Aurane Waters
>designated hero characters

SUNSET FOUND HER SQUATTING

THE MORE SHE DRANK

I refuse to believe that's a real excerpt, post proofs

The last scene of the finale should’ve been
>Tyrion in bed
>he’s old
>takes a swig from a jug of wine
>a young woman is sucking his dick
>he’s looks content and smiles
>the final shot is him closing his eyes as he dies

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where are the Bobby B memes?!

it’s obviously fucking fake. even if you haven’t read the books recently there’s no portion of the narrative where any of those cliches make sense when used together

r/freefolk

We're out of memes, your grace

i thought it was cool. definitely not as boring as dorne or essos

Her cunt became the world.

SO GET... BOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRR

Is aught amiss?

House Goodwynn
Red sun over a field of white
“As far as the wind goes”

You'll never be free. You'll never know what that's like.

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I can see the appeal of Essos. Dorne is just pure garbage.

>has no friends
>has no bf
>family left
>is a woman
>has no experience "ruling" outside of wartime
>knows shit about war
>let her people die in the Crypts
She'll be deposed in months after the other families marry into each other. Northern Ambitions

>Red sun over a field of white

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>gets tortured

House words: There Are No Crimes In War

>Was getting tortured part of your plan?

God emperor bran is her little brother, even if he doesn't care about her, people will think twice before even touching s hair of a Stark.
She will probably seize the Vale's heir into her will and uncle Edmure owns a lot to the Starks

Sansa is fine

>does absolutely nothing
>becomes the second most powerful character

She got raped, so she’s a hero

Bran rules a different kingdom and has no army, money or men. Every Lord in the North right now is literally stronger than Bran's coalition and could become their own kings right now if they wanted to.

Edmure can't do shit. His people have been occupied and fucked by the Lannisters for years now, they're not marching North to avenge Sansa's corpse

Preston Jacobs released a new video.

thanks for the update preston

was it even rape?

by modern standards yes, bu Westeros standards no. It's not even like she was Jeyne Poole'd though.

given that she had more choice in the matter than 99% of other women in westeros, definitely no

no

>I saw their banners milord, Graphite on a dark field
>YOU DIDN'T SEE THEIR BANNERS BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT THERE

Yes. Bran says it was rape and he knows better than any of us.

>Drogon takes Dany's body to Volantis, Kinvara resurrects her
>she goes to Asshai to study blood magic and get her revenge
>Bran seems to be an aloof ruler, but is actually a Machiavellian mastermind who kills his enemies before they can pose a threat
>Sansa's isolationist stance in the north is bringing it to the verge of civil war among the lords
>Jon and Tormund wander the far north, investigating remnants of what seems to be White Walker civilization
>stumble upon ancient and eldritch magics in the land of always winter
>Arya gets shipwrecked in Americos, her crew sacrificed by not-Aztec blood mages
>she flees into the jungle, unaware of what horrible things lurk there...

Would you watch Game of Thrones 2: Electric Boogaloo?

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kek

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So long as Dany finds even more dragons in asshai, fights demons from beyond the Five Forts and finally kills the Lion of Night as the Promised Prince(ss), sure

>>sigil
A Large Peach on a white background
>>words
BRAAAAPPPPP
>>sword
Ripper

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Dead show, dead general

House Mannis of some place in Dragonstone probably idk
>sigil
Stannis' profile in black inside the heart of R'hllor with a yellow background
>words
The Rightful We Follow
>sword
Fury

Have Meryn Trant rape her

>A stallion
>Flying higher
>Southpaw

>spend 8 seasons showing medieval political conflict to make the audience wonder how the fuck do they resolve this mess, if at all
>show's answer is "don't worry about it"

WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THE SHOW THEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Would Dany kill Jon or realize she was getting insane?

>TWOW releases
>fuck yes
>acquire a copy
>holy shit finally
>get home, crack it open
>god damn this is gr-
>read prologue title
>DAVOS
what do?

>read prologue title
>GREY WIND

House Incel

> two blue balls
> 'We do not fuck'
> the compensator: six solid feet of a mysterious material that is always extremely hard and stiff except when in the presence of a living woman.

If Davos gets killed then we'd know for sure GRRM is a fucking hack.

>sitting in my tent right by Storm's End
>intense battle will happen tomorrow
>slouch down my seat and yell, "YO, THIS NIGGA BABY BOUTTA DAB ON RENLY"
>everyone laughs
>looks at his fingerbones and says, "You aight, my king"
>hear "He cute" from Melly

she will, and she will return when drogon is the size of balerion.
And jon snow the undying will have to kill her again.
Lady stabbedheart

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Do you have the Tywin quotes on Stannis?

Why did Robert hate Stannis? What did Stannis do to him?

>>Sweetrobin has telekinesis
Is this one real?
What the fuck man

This could unironically work 20 years from now with all the actors older and just say "10 years have passed in universe"
For it to work, you'd have to have some form of a timeskip.

He didn't killed Dany and Viserys

doe eyed brit model so yes

Too based, Robert was scared of him

no, that user is mixing up telekinesis and telepathy or whatever greenseer powers falls under

I'd like to see TWOW come out just so all these autistic theories get BTFO

Beat my chest and cry

Night Lamp is not a theory IT'S A FACT

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Who was Aerys' rape baby: Jaime/Cersei, or Tyrion?

Margaery invited her.

Jon

FUCKING CONFIRMED
GET FUCKING HYPE
youtu.be/5zSzCrlUNNc

I hope so, user, but GRRM is too much of a Targ/Stark loving shit to ever let Stannis win.

Most think Tyrion with Tywins Wife which would lead to the further hate between Aerys and Tywin and Tywin telling Tyrion "You're no son of mine"

What is the Night Lamp theory?

I want to know what he actually thinks about Stannis, yeah he's an honorable and unyielding leader but that leads to him being very strict and unforgiving

if the theory is true at all it would definitely be jaime/cersei, no way george would pass up the irony of tyrion being tywin's only real legacy

cantuse.wordpress.com/2014/09/30/the-mannifesto/
here you go bro
tl;dr
>Mannis is in a village with two frozen lakes between him
>village has a tower flame
>Mannis made his men drill holes in the lake
>Mannis will snuff the tower flame and light the weirwood on the lake on fire
>blizzard blind Frey bitches will walk into the lake and drown
>???
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It's irony either way. Either Tyrion is Tywin's only real son and thus heir, or the only surviving heir of House Lannister isn't a Lannister and Tywin's legacy has been cucked by the mad king and his own terrible parenting skills.

Watch the video posted above that guy.

Essentially though it's how Stannis will easily defeat the Frey forces that are camped up North in the books with the Boltons and then use their Armour/Clothing and banners to sneak back into winterfell and give a red wedding 2.0 to the Boltons, half of the North outright or secretly supports Stannis as of right now, their just looking for the perfect time to strike.

Jamie/Cersei. It’s more ironic for Tywin and Cersei loves fire. Not that I subscribe to either theory.

see youtube link

yeah but tyrion being the mad king's son kinda absolves tywin a bit and gurm would not do that

It dragged WAY TOO LONG ! Every time that old fucker opened his mouth i lost all interest. Seriously this fucker had no charisma plus the fact he was a damn religious zealot and . When Cersei blew up the fucker i was rooting for her to win the whole thing and get the Iron Throne ! God i hated that old shitbag

Stannis?

none of them.

I can't get over the fact that Westeros is fucked, bros

>middle of winter, North isn't part of the Kingdom so food supplies is worsened
>Bran is taciturn, probably doesn't give a fuck about anyone but Drogon and his crows
>a fucking sellsword in charge of the economy and food supply for the entire realm
>Iron Island prone to rebel and go back to their old ways since no Dany/dragons to keep them in line
>Dorne has full forces, largely unaffected by war, they will probably rebel as well
>KL, Westerlands, Riverlands all marred by war, the central powers of the Kingdom are incredibly weak
>Kingdom owes a shitload of gold to Iron Bank after Cersei's loan to buy the Golden Company

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>Drogon takes Dany's body to Volantis, Kinvara resurrects her
if she was properly fucked up from being dead for so long before getting resurrected and being more like a horrible inhuman monster, yes
>she goes to Asshai to study blood magic and get her revenge
eh, rather not see asshai
>Bran seems to be an aloof ruler, but is actually a Machiavellian mastermind who kills his enemies before they can pose a threat
that's probably what happens in the books, bloodraven taking over bran
>Sansa's isolationist stance in the north is bringing it to the verge of civil war among the lords
that makes no sense, the north has always been isolationist. they'd love it.
>Jon and Tormund wander the far north, investigating remnants of what seems to be White Walker civilization
>stumble upon ancient and eldritch magics in the land of always winter
wouldn't fit the show where they're just dumb blue raisin men
>Arya gets shipwrecked in Americos, her crew sacrificed by not-Aztec blood mages
>she flees into the jungle, unaware of what horrible things lurk there...
rather she just disappears and is never seen again

fuck off you cunt

>finally watched the long night
>every main character survives impossible situations over and over
>Jon walks by Sam, brienne and Jaime
>they're all just about to die, completely surrounded
>none of them do

This episode was fucking trash. How dare people compare it to helms deep.

most boomer post I've ever read

based radmure is gonna stage a coup and save the continent with his experienced and competent leadership

grrm? he thinks stannis is unduly harsh, but that it's also what the realm could use. he compares him to some historical king but i can't recall who.

I want to fuck that female lion

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>How dare people compare it to helms deep.
Only retarded media outlets did that

inspired by Tiberius, portrayed by George Baker from I Cladius
youtu.be/zYeJMwAhMTY

Tiberius and Henry VII, both hardasses that were pretty unpopular.

Richard III I think. The same king that got fucked at Bosworth Field so the filthy T*dor shits took power

What is going through Joanna's mind at this EXACT moment?

*AHEM*
I have an announcement to make.
FUCK ALL ALL TUDOR SHITS.
FUCK THE ROYAL ARMY

Richard III is clearly Dany

>people think that Stannis will win the Battle of Winterfell
He's going to get fucked by Karstark's treason.

both died like brave men

>he didn't read the WoW sample chapter

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>tfw no Yorkist victory
God I fucking hate Tudors

That's Stannis' image, Stannis himself is much more lenient and sneaky than he lets on
>forgave the Storm lords who backed his faggot brother
>didn't do shit to a Lyseni pirate, even though he chopped off Davos' fingers
>forgave the wildlings and even promised them lands
>probably orchestrated the whole Mance glamour business, still burned him because the Northerners/Black Brothers would hate him if he wouldn't
He probably knew about it even before Jon's letter

That's one inspiration, but I think he's also mentioned some prince from the War of the Roses at some point

>his bloody, cut hands are getting blood all over my dress
>my feet hurt
>i wonder what rhaella is doing
>i wish i was back at casterly rock watching Tywin drown cats painted red

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user he put the Karstarks in chains when Jon warned him of their Treachery.
winterfell.ir/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/the-winds-of-winter.pdf
based Stannerman sample chapter reader

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The retarded writers did before it aired, after I don't know if anyone did.

But those twats were full of themselves.

Do you think it might change though?

Seems cool and all but what's the indication for this in the books? Is it just speculation?

>probably orchestrated the whole Mance glamour business, still burned him because the Northerners/Black Brothers would hate him if he wouldn't

Stannis is becoming a real rusemaster, between the Mance glamour thing, the surprise attack on Deepwood Motte, and the battle of ice/sneaking into Winterfell.

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the Mannifesto actually brings up a shit ton of clues and looks at it from a lot of sides, but shit's a long as fuck read
Indication is definitely there though, it's not just a half baked theory

I don't think so, WoW is obviously going to end with the Wall coming down, meaning the Norf (or at least Winterfell) will have to be stable enough to bear an undead siege. Also, I'm pretty sure they gave a lot of Stannis's book material in last 3 seasons to Jon. Honestly, I think Jon is going North of the Wall to do mystical shit with Bran.

>all the good parts of TWoW that grrm has had sorted for ages is being held back by him trying to figure out the shit boring bits
fuck this gay earth

>tfw those Targshits Aegon and Dany are just going to roll up at the last minute to steal all of Stannis' credit

>my fucking face when reading this essay
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Do Dothraki Queens take horse-sized shits?

They may do so after the fact, but I honestly think they're going to be fighting it out down south while the North is attacked by the Others. Aegon will depose Cersei, Dany will fry Aegon, then she'll probably be gunning for Stannis (which may ironically help the Other situation).

Ah fuck why did you anons have to remind me of that theory, now I have to cope with TWOW not being out still.

Has fatman ever made a comment on Mannis' popularity?

Blackwood
Flame with golden yellow crown stop it on a black shield
"And so he spoke"
Ebonsteel

I honestly don't think GRRM anticipated that people would love Stannis so much more than his creator's pets.

he was naive enough to be surprised that female readers liked The Hound and not his self-insert Sam
how does a man get to such an age and still be so clueless

>series ends on a shitty note because George never finished the books
>George will never finish the books because the series did it for him

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post yfw:
>“The ground?” said Theon. “What ground? Here? This misbegotten tower? This wretched little village? You have no high ground here, no walls to hide beyond, no natural defenses.”

>“Yet.”

>he thinks stannis is unduly harsh, but that it's also what the realm could use.
>but he's somehow a liberal

this is the best we've gotten, here
amazon.co.uk/gp/feature.html?ie=UTF8&docId=49161

GRRM will kill Stannis, he wants the reader to atleast somewhat sympathize with him which will make his death hurt all the more, I say this as a missive stannis supporter

"Stannis becomes one of the few characters fully to understand where the real battle is, which is why in spite of everything he is a righteous man, and not just a version of Henry VII, Tiberius or Louis XI."

>The whole point of the scene in A Game of Thrones where Daenerys hatches the dragons is that she makes the magic up as she goes along; she is someone who really might do anything. I wanted magic to be something barely under control and half instinctive--not the John W. Campbell version with magic as the science and technology of other sorts of world, that works by simple and understandable rules. Nor precise words and series of passes that you forget when you have done them and have to learn again, as in Vance's Dying Earth. When Vance did it, it was original--I just picked the Liane the Wayfarer section for the Fantasy Hall of Fame anthology--but I wanted to do something else. And it is important that the individual books refer to the civil wars, but the series title reminds us constantly that the real issue lies in the North beyond the Wall. Stannis becomes one of the few characters fully to understand that, which is why in spite of everything he is a righteous man, and not just a version of Henry VII, Tiberius or Louis XI.

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I think he knows what he's doing with Stannis, and I think he really, really likes Stannis's character and story because he grew organically over the course of the books into something that started to overshadow his main characters.

Would /got/ describe Stannis Baratheon as "handsome?"

What he wrote on his blog after Brexit proved that he doesn't understand politics or history. It's a wonder ASoIaF ended up so successful.

In the books he's tall as fuck, muscular, strong jawed and has beautiful eyes. The only thing holding him back was his baldness.

I'd sit on his dick if that somehow led to him sitting on the throne, but fortunately Stannis is not Renly

Hell fucking yes

He has a thin and gaunt face but his jaw was described as "protruding" , also "towering" over jon, fucking all of the Baratheons are massive it would seem
>should be bald in this image

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>tolerates women
kek

>heh, sorry for the wait fans, but I've been trying to find a way to make Stannis win and still keep going with the original story
your reaction?

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