How many avengers could she take on a 1v1 fight?
How many avengers could she take on a 1v1 fight?
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Brandon Powell
All of them.
Justin Hill
All of them
Logan Ramirez
She could take Dumbo, Hellboy and Shazam! for sure
Christian Ortiz
Mason Wilson
All of them and with ease.
Landon Nelson
Why did Disney buy all its own tickets?
Luke Reed
All of the street level ones
So Cap, Hawkeye, Widow, Falcon. Maybe Quicksilver
Luke Wright
Anyone else get their Alita body pillows yet?
Colton Thompson
>Could Goku beat Superman?
Fuck off
Gavin Myers
What about Meme Panther and Iron Man
Justin Parker
Judging by the box office, none of them
John Lee
idk about avengers but she can be beaten by sneed
Jeremiah Mitchell
Actually, she defeated the SNEED
Hudson Carter
you seem to want to be there
Liam Clark
floplita
Ryan Ross
>SEETHING
Hoes mad (x24)
Joshua Brown
>box office
Major cringe. Only brownies go to the movies in America
Adam Jackson
>alitautists are applefags
Yup that checks out
Kayden Brown
*heems all marvlets thanks to nanomachines*
Nathaniel Ross
Scarlett Witch would rip her to shreds.
Justin Brown
based and sneedpilled
Christopher Hughes
go back to /trash/ formerly /abag/
Brody Wilson
New /Sneed/ general?
Samuel Murphy
...
Jace Anderson
Yes
Kevin Adams
Cap is stronger than streetlevel
Meme panther barely, ironman only in his first few armors
Caleb Ward
Nah there's already a Brie Larson thread up.
Joseph King
Kevin Mitchell
Why aren't these generals being spammed?
Nolan Davis
You fuck the chuck
but do you feed the sneed
Hudson Moore
Carter Cook
Feel free to spam em friend
Nathan Parker
S
Cameron Bell
now.
Michael Scott
FEED N SNEED IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
Xavier Hernandez
How many avengers could she take in her mouth?
Angel Williams
It's against the rules and just bad manners
Gavin Murphy
Alita is pure and not for sexuals. Also Black Widow keeps the Avengers satisfied.
Cameron Garcia
all of them + thanos
Adrian Anderson
AAAALIIIIIITTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Henry Harris
because flopita is cringe and the rest is based
Lincoln Mitchell
She could suck and fuck all of them
Samuel Moore
...MUST BE BUMPED OFF WITH MY FAVOURITE REDDIT MEME: SNEED! STAND UP FOR DISNEY!
Luis Campbell
One Sneed at a time, still cleaning out the remainder of the Alitafaggots
Christian Long
How do I get an invite into the Alita discord bros
Ian Ramirez
sneed
Alexander Hill
Spambot thread made by a ban evader
Ethan Howard
THREAD THEME
Owen Russell
What is everyone's favorite part of s11ep5? My personal favorite is the scene featuring farmer #1 and farmer #2
Josiah Wright
BASED ALITA SCHIZO BRINGING DISNEY UP AGAIN
Isaiah Cooper
reminder flopita posters are trannies
Robert Green
AHAHAHA OH NONONONO
Sebastian Turner
>using the reddit frog
sad
Justin Miller
Just found this dude's instagram. Holy shit she (male) is fine as hell. AlitaCHADS are hot.
Eli Fisher
>while posting tik tok faggotry
Matthew Reyes
What happened to your containment thread?
Alexander Richardson
>he's not a tiktokchad
They have more original memes and qter girls than us m8
Angel Edwards
Actually, now it makes sense why they keep her around despite the fact she never really does anything.
Gavin Rodriguez
you fucking discord scum ruined it for all of us
you know who you are and what you deserve
Joseph Cook
>NOOOOOO US SNEEDBROS ARE THE ONLY ONES SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THAT!
Hudson Barnes
That's a different person
Jesus Alitafags are low IQ
Christian Sanders
He's not from Yea Forums
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archive.4plebs.org
And very likely part of the twitter tourists that spam capeshit(both companies) on Yea Forums
Adrian Evans
S
Jeremiah Jackson
based
Evan Ross
>disney moms are so triggered by one image they're trying to dox the poster
YIKES
Andrew Lee
Depends, does she go full Last Order Mary Sue in the movie?
Andrew Cooper
N
Kayden Butler
>Destroying the general made more Alita threads on Yea Forums
What went RIGHT?
Levi Edwards
formerly wrong
Jace Allen
I SNEED POST AND I LOVE BRIE LARSON,
I LOOOVE CAPTAIN MARVEL
Nathan Sanchez
Through Alitaism all things are made right.
Christian Campbell
Did your friends not teach you what doxxing is, 2019 alitafag?
Ryder Cook
Alexander Nguyen
formerly smart
Jacob Garcia
>sneedposter heroes are Brie Cheesefeet and Robert Downsized Manlet
OH NO NO NO NO NO
Cooper Hill
based schizo sneed larson poster
Nolan Carter
based!
Jackson Rivera
fuck namefags
fuck discordfags
fuck lewdfags
fuck meetupfags
Ryan Scott
Luis Sullivan
I want to meat (You) and be friends.
David Thomas
Blake Green
David Foster
Feet aside I really like how she looks with that hair and eyebrows would definitely eat her ass and lick her souls, not her toes tho f that
Eli Murphy
1v1 she could take on anybody except Hulk, Thor, and Captain Marvel
- She's faster than Thor but he outclasses her in almost every other way, I think she could avoid getting hit but unless she has the sword she's not going to be able to do much damage and he can just fly away and zap her with lightning
- Hulk is slow and terrible as a technical fighter so she could avoid his punches and maybe climb on top of him but one solid hit or grab and she's out
- Captain Marvel is OP in almost every way, Alita's a better fighter by far but I don't think she could do any damage at all
- Iron Man has a chance if he flies up and blasts her with everything but she can jump and run fast enough to make it difficult for him, if she can close the distance I think she could fuck him up
Wyatt Wilson
Nope
Daniel Anderson
no
Leo Walker
we like you anyways even if you're antisocial
Ryan Morales
Oh man those crowsfeet. Someone needs to teach her how to use sunscreen.
Ryan Garcia
All of them until Carol Danvers BTFO alitta
Jackson Cook
based lowkey thread
day of the roast soon
menopause now
fuck jannies
fuck mods
fuck catlady shill cunts
Zachary Cook
its not me whos antisocial, you're just gay niggers
Julian Evans
sneeds need to watch alita on july 9th
Oliver Wilson
Nudity is acceptable if you're a robot.
Samuel Butler
good thread
I agree with also we're still here dabs on sneed
Wyatt Green
Was this in the movie?
Jaxon Garcia
I asked if I should share the link but we're debating on closing it off or not
Sebastian Adams
ALITA IS A FOX MOVIE
FOX IS OWNED BY DISNEY
DISNEY OWNS ALITA NOW
ALIVA AND MARVEL ARE UNDER THE SAME HOUSE
Easton Rivera
No they haven't gotten that far yet
Landon Reyes
She's a midge. Any of the avengers except Iron Midge could just lock her up in a cell and put the key to it on the ceiling, ever so slightly out of her reach until her resolve is broken and she'd agree to dress up in elf and leprechaun costumes and be humiliated in every conceivable way.
It'd suck being a midge.
John Nelson
were you part of the alita generals? post a rare rosa to prove it
Evan Brown
Alita and Avatar are owned by Cameron and Lightstorm, Fox/Disney are just distributors.
If Disney owned Avatar they would have made him release a sequel by now.
Joseph Cox
Nope, Alita is a Cameron movie. Fox was just the distributor. The only thing Disney controls is the release of the home video.
Dominic Rogers
NO NO NO NO NO NO
Ian Hughes
She's small but she fucks the big guy up multiple times and he's easily Hulk sized
Colton Robinson
She's now officially a Disney princess!
Jack Thomas
And Alita will never get a sequel so it's essentially Disney :)
Justin Rodriguez
Goose the Cat could just swallow her whole
Matthew Rodriguez
good test, only a discord worthy retard would save that hag
Gavin Murphy
When the blueray at
Levi Jenkins
Of course all this depends on if it's movie Alita or Last Order Alita
Lincoln Ross
Disney doesn't own the IP you dumbfuck. Disney can literally never make their own Alita movie, unless they decide to buy it off of Cameron.
Camden Long
The rare counterfeit Becky G Rosa, limited edition.
Luke Sanchez
July 27th, not sure why it's taking so long
Benjamin Bell
Last I heard, July. It's been pushed back at least once now, I think it has to do with the Disney/Fox merger screwing up release schedules.
Caleb Sullivan
IS THIS A RARE ROSA?
Hudson Jenkins
Hnngggggggg
Parker Walker
>And Alita will never get a sequel
Funny way of saying Sequal practically confirmed.
Kevin Thompson
IMAGINE. She needs more lewd roles.
Nathan Rogers
Nice to see the janitor is still babysitting his schizo general.
Brody James
There won't be another movie. :)
Levi Garcia
pixels alita is best desu
Ryder Anderson
Eat the bluray, mouse shill. ;^)
Landon Hill
Logan Clark
whats does va and sa stand for?
Julian Hernandez
>Alitafags thinking they're on par with aquaman
OHNONONONO!
Tyler Lee
Aqua who? No one talks about him anymore, unless its about the actor molesting his daughters.
Kayden Hall
It's a good thing in the long run.
More can be added to this and essentially proof that we don't have to follow the rules if they don't have to follow their mod/janitor rules when they start getting paid for star wars 9 in a few months.
Alita poster admits they would organize a raid on Yea Forums if their general is removed
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Alita poster admits they have a janitor who has told them he is a janitor
>archive.4plebs.org
Mod/janitor from the discussion in the linked threads above leaves up discord advertising while multiple users admit they have reported it.
>archive.4plebs.org
Thread full of wiped posts while the discord advertising link stays up
>archive.4plebs.org
Discord posters admit they plan on organizing raid threads
>archive.4plebs.org
Same mod/janitor leaves up discord link while post exposing them not even a minute after is deleted
>archive.4plebs.org
>archive.4plebs.org
Josiah Wright
no it's a classic
Luke Williams
T5DWmgn
Evan Flores
Who mentioned Aquaman?
Nolan Myers
Figures tranny tourists don't know the origins of the memes they spout
Jayden Scott
She could kick all their jabroni asses
Aiden Gonzalez
lurk more faggot
Logan Ross
Go back to your general
Joseph Miller
Don't ever stop please
Tyler Morgan
but now that she is dead and hawkeye survived, did this mean... poor hawkeye...
Noah Morris
Does she bring her body into the Marvel universe where magic exist or do the Avengers go into her universe where magic doesnt exist? In her universe she beats them all, and iron man and war machine put up a good fight. In Marvel universe she dies to Thor and Dr strange cus magic.
Christian Fisher
Times are tough user. Everyone needs to make a sacrifice.
Zachary Reed
DID YOU LEARN ENGLISH YET SHIT EATER
Evan King
Just preordered my blu-ray! I love Alita!
Nolan Brooks
Depends if it's movie Alita or LO Alita. Movie Alita loses pretty fast, while LO Alita will only have minor issues taking down Scarlet Witch, Dr Strange, and CM.
Camden Watson
Half your discord is worse than me, some write really retarded. Go mock them you fucking piece of shit, half of you are europoor who whine about not having enough money to drink
Nathaniel Lee
INDIAN POO IN LOO LEARN ENGLISH
Matthew Brown
Fuck off
Matthew Kelly
fuck me daddy
Brody Hill
>he doesn't love Alita
Cameron Lee
Fuck I forgot about Scarlet Witch
Alita could close the gap really quick and end it almost instantly if SW doesn't do anything but who knows with her
Charles Ross
I already did faggot. Learn to speak, all you do is repeating /pol/ buzzword. Youre even lying to yourself at this point, like "No im not the pathetic ones waifuing, you are poo in loo" Cope more, retard
Wyatt Reyes
I'm sure glad this off topic cancerous thread is being samefagged and babysat.
This thread is absolutely about television and film.
Adrian Adams
Most of them. It depends on other factors.
Ethan Ross
LEARN PROPER GRAMMAR
Luke Sanders
>loses to a saibaman
I fucking hated the ending
Also
CHECKED
Grayson Brooks
I'm curious why Alita threads aren't allowed? I think they're trash too but isn't it Yea Forums relevant even if the movie has been forgotten about by everyone else?
Joshua Garcia
checked
Joseph Powell
>44444
Aaron White
I'd love to kick Alita right in the head. Right between her big dumb bug eyes. Just take a few steps run up then catch her with the full force of my steel capped toe under her chin, send that little bitch flying through the air.
As she lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on her own blood, her jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of her skull, I stand over her and laugh wickedly. She looks up at me in fear and pain, her bug eyes searching, begging me for mercy. She finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting her skull like a melon and finally ending her pathetic life.
Juan Long
Learn to shut up. What the fuck is wrong with you. I know my point come across the same, at this point its only alifags who attacks me with this shit. Half the site dont know how to speak, the other half are shitposting. As you long as you dont add your bullshit to it it cant get worse
Jonathan Carter
they are allowed
it's the general format that has been killed
Juan Powell
based
Jose Cook
Where in this are people talking about the movie ? Its alitautists doing their brand war against the other movies who surpassed their waifu flick
Andrew Long
just 1, since its a 1v1
Chase Baker
>flopitadrones still seethe about Captain Marvel
My advice, have sex.
Nathaniel Clark
If we're talking Imaginos Alita then nobody could beat her, Captain Marvel is nowhere near as fast
Hunter Morgan
S N E E D
Jason Allen
Hunter Rivera
Alita and Scarlet Witch would just fight for a bit then start making out.
Adam Robinson
How is she so perfect bros?
Leo Perez
based
Kevin Richardson
Elijah Sanders
she fucked her dad who is thanos
Jack White
She's a clone
Her sisters were the prototypes but she's the improved version
Xavier Scott
>Cpt America
>Spiderman
>Iron Man
>BW
>Hawkeye
>Ant-Man
>Quicksilver
>Black Panther
She could beat all of these shitters
Wyatt Cooper
Well I mean aren't these sorts of fights always considered with their maximum power?
Her berserker body is nearly as formidable just without the overclocking feature, that overclock is what pushes her into the upper echelons of power though. Not many superheroes can fight you when you can move and perceive events 150x the normal speed.
She's still nowhere need as bullshit as The Flash with that overclock but she's getting up there.
Cameron Barnes
Flash is not much of a threat to her though, once she realizes he's too fast for her she can just create a huge ball of plasma around herself or straight up fly
Gabriel Robinson
that is some dedication to shitposting
you have my respect
Lincoln Murphy
make the thread marvel related
sneedposting slows down.....
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ryder Campbell
Keean Johnson is extremely handsome.
Owen Lee
based and handsomepilled
Isaac Torres
At that timescale he's moving so fast that he could move the super heated gas molecules aside without getting burned, they use this explanation for how he travels through stars without being damage. He can vibrate his molecules so fast he can phase through solid objects.
He's about as bullshit as characters become.
Isaiah Rivera
>travels through stars
Ok what the fuck
Robert Phillips
alita cant kill hulk, hulk wins
James Morris
*chews with her mouth open*
Parker Ward
I don't think you understand just how overpowered Flash is. Depending on the writer he's done shit like punching faster than the speed of light, outrunning instantaneous travel and travelling through time and different dimensions. Flash at maximum power would be so ridiculously powerful that comic book writers usually just ignore all the bullshit he's been capable of in the past just so he'd have some semblance of adversity. Alita wouldn't have a chance against Flash if he had even half the speed he's been shown to be capable of, because no one would. Not even death itself.
Dominic Parker
He's also somehow faster than teleportation, this they don't even bother to explain, again he's about as bullshit as characters get.
Brayden Brown
I fucking hate the Flash
A really cool power is one thing but if you don't keep it consistent then what's the point
Jace White
>this they don't even bother to explain
Nathaniel Parker
They really should have given him a reasonable hard cap on how fast he can run early on so people wouldn't have been exposed to all the "running so fast it breaks the fucking universe itself" storylines. In my opinion super speed is a pretty worn out concept though, I mean it was novel back when the first super heroes were created but there's only so much you can do with a character like that.
Adrian Price
THREAD IS ABOUT MARVEL
SNEEDS LEAVE IT BE
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Dylan Carter
EIGHTEEN NAKED FARMERS IN THE SHOWERS AT SNEEDS FEED
BIG HARD THROBBING COCKS WANTING TO BE SUCKED
EIGHTEEN NAKED FARMERS WANTING TO BE FUCKED
FARMERS IN THE SHOWERS AT SNEEDS FEED
ON THEIR KNEES WANTING TO SUCK FARMER COCKS
SNEEDS FEED REALLY ROCKS
HOT HARD BUFF FARMERS,THEIR COCKS THROBBING HARD
EIGHTEEN MORE WILD FARMERS OUT IN THE YARD
BIG BULGING COCKS EVER SO HARD
ORGY IN THE SHOWERS AT SNEEDS FEED,BIG HARD THROBBING COCKS RAMMING FARMER BUTT
LIKE A BREEDING RAM WANTING TO RUT
BIG HARD THROBBING COCKS GETTING SUCKED REAL DEEP
FARMERS EVEN GETTING FUCKED IN THEIR SLEEP
SNEEDS FEED IT ROCKS FARMERS LOVE BIG HARD THROBBING COCKS
Gabriel Morgan
yeah yeah marvel slave
just trying to save face..
Leo Hall
Comforble /sneed/ general(Formerly /Alita/)
Wyatt Ortiz
sneed is best
Christian Sanders
Oh God, the sneedposters broke out of their containment thread again.
Benjamin Green
Sneed and Chuck entered the Nigger Annihilator 3000, lights and screens whirring to life as they settled into their life's work. "Well well" said Chuck, entering the final sequence codes. "Look at the niggers pulling up to our fancy American annihilation field." Suddenly every nigger in the world was teleported in front of them, covering the isolated plain for miles and miles. "Pardon us" said Sneed, firing up the laser cannons and nanoblades. Without warning, the NA3K fired off tactical nuclear weapons, targeted at the perimeter of the nigger slaughter field, ensuring none would escape. The mech began moving, as Sneed and Chuck began inputting commands. Miniguns tore niggers to shreds, lasers vaporised entire villages worth. The monstrous machine projected a barrier around itself, disintegrating anyone who it flew near. Tactical destructo-discs and anti-personnel nanobots spread across the field, putting the works of Hitler, Mao, Stalin and Pol Pot combined to shame. Chain lightning fried one million niggers in an instant, and in the next weather manipulation devices rained acid down on another million. Finally, they flew out into outer space and unsheathed PETUNIA VI, their ultimate weapon. "Ultimate Attack: Park Avenue Manicure!" they yelled in unison as they blasted the field from orbit using their superweapon, killing every single "person" with a single drop of nigger blood in an instant. It was a beautiful day, but Sneed and Chuck hadn't even brought out the Kikestompter Omega yet...
Alexander Adams
Sneedlita
Nolan Hughes
I LOVE ALITA
Liam Williams
based
Carson Wilson
I want Alita to sit on my couch and give me a good hug_.
Jaxon Moore
Formerly indifferent to Alita.
Leo Walker
I think you have Sneedzophrenia
Adrian Wood
she already took my heart :(
Ayden Kelly
thanks for keeping the threads running sneedbros
gonna sell a few more blu-rays
keep my girl in the spotlight
bump
Thomas Miller
Our girl is going to be number 1
Jeremiah Diaz
>Hulk, Thor, and Captain Marvel
Doctor Strange and Scarlet Witch easily defeats all of them 1v1.
Zachary Wood
Isn't Vision one of the strongest Avengers?
Brayden Cruz
okay that got me laughing good
Carson Flores
sneed?
Adam Brown
Fuck I forgot about Dr. Strange
If she's close enough she can kill him before he can wave his hands around
Carter Jackson
For some reason I don't think Vision and Alita would want to fight each other
Austin Cooper
Not really. He's been owned in every fight he's been in since Age of Ultron. He's basically Iron Man, but can't take a hit.
Nolan Perry
Connor Williams
>mfw liking both Alita and Sneed's Feed and Seed (Formerly Chuck's)