If you guys like film so much, why haven't you made your own?

If you guys like film so much, why haven't you made your own?

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i have
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We don't like film.

Lack of personal, social and financial resources

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I like to consume not create, the more i consume, the more i grow, the more i grow the more i consume
It's a vicious cycle

I work as a DP for almost 5 years. Still can't make my own full lenght. Feels bad.

I don't know any jews

i did, in my head. more than one

Are you rich?

I have. It involves 3 hours of me sipping my bangs root beer and browsing 4chin. It's a "slice of life" film. Trying to get it to be shown at Tribeca.

We helped creating a porno.

im here to masturbate to celebrities and shitpost

You can't become rich working as a DP. Upper class max in 20 years of you got lucky.

Does anyone have Stuckmann's short film?

If you like watching porn so much, why haven't you fucked a girl?

i'm only 5'7

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How fast is that sped up? Benning isn't exactly one to hurry his shots

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made me think

I have. Won an award at my college to be quite honest with you my family. It was essentially a mixture of Artemis Fowl and Criminal Minds.

I'm Harvey Weinstein

this

what does emma watsons vagina feel like?

My films are on Pornhub

a bit of expired lunchmeat just pulled from the crisper

Most directors are manlets.
t.DP from jewwood.

What's it like working in a Jewwood set?

Making movies is gay.

I like cheese but I hate cows.

my last name doesn't end in berg or stein

I like movies
Fuck off with your pretentious bullshit

I have. It's shit.

my film would change humanity and change the course of existence itself i am just to scared to talk to people and am not a leader, however i will write the script, but the director must have my vision

you don't need to be a leader in order to be a director. this is a myth. you think wes anderson and woody allena are leaders? lmao

are you a dp??

my Yea Forums post history would eventually get out

I heard George Lucas (creator of capeshit), was a literal pussy on set for a new hope. Idk if it's true though. Can you give us a tiny hint on what your script is about? I'm curious.

I did. It sucked. Let's never mention it again.