I know I’m human but one of you is a Thing

I know I’m human but one of you is a Thing
Dubs decide who’s a Thing and who’s human

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I'm human, trust me

I'm not the Thing.

What?

Roll

I'm not the thing but I am Jewish.

I dont think op thought this out that well

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I have a thing

In my pants.

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TIED TO THIS FUCKING COUCH

Didn't we just do this thread?

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Im not a monster

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Shoot me anyways

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the guy under me is the thing

How do we know YOU are human?

i was gonna...something about aliens or...the case..dem kidz

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SON OF A BITCH

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I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but if it's all the same to you, I'd rather not spend the remainder of this thread GETTING FUCKING SINGLES

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Just what the fuck is happening here

A man was The Thing. Childs claims MacReady is The Thing. MacReady says Blair is The Thing. Clark swears he isn't the Thing. Blair says MacReady is lying. If only one of these speaks the truth, who was Thing?

I'm a human sadly
a fucking npc

burn

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I'm fine bruh

Im human.

Don’t mind me. Just posting human things.

It’s okay, the guy below me isn’t though

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Show me your teeth

I'm a human!

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I'm a human, I swear

Would of the Thing do after it’s taken over Earth anyway?

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The guy two posts below me is the thing

I'm a total human bean. Not sure about you though

I just know I'm a thing

Well, now I'll show you all what I already knew.

HOLY SHIT IT'S A....nevermind, just a bong. Relax everyone.

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What if we are all Things and we just don’t know it?

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Is the remake worth it? How does it compare with the first one

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Pretty sure Clark is the thing.

Its not me. I promise!

CHRIST

It ain't me
It ain't me
I'm no alien thing