We have a high court writ

And I have these digits

They call the police and then the police do remove you by force

As a commuter, that is a tool I use daily for my livelihood. You cannot take it.

I don't know, it seems that threat of serious bodily injury or death would prevent these rent-a-cops from stealing your shit for usurers.

>mmmm yes please let me chew smegma

United kingdom is a human rights country. I use my human rights against you. You are an evil man. You go to hell.

no we just utter cucks living in this hell hole

Get a bus

>Nah I dunno what ur talkign about bruv, he isn't here.
So it's definitely not your car and the house isn't yours?
>nah it's my...uncle's. He dun live here no more.

"Then just as they were about to leave, the agents make a surprising discovery....."

Because our government hates for us to have freedom

confiscate this man's fully automatic truck right now and that butter knife

lads can someone link me up with season 5 episodes, I've watched 1-4 on channel 5 website but I can't find season 5 anywhere, even on torrent sites other than a handful of episodes. the wiki says the whole season should be out.

Landlords are parasites.

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reddit literally told me that a tv license was a lie

Is this pic from that show Nightmare Renters-slum landlords?

Where a non racist Brit rents to a Gypsy and then the Gypsy moves in 20 other gypsys and they trash the place and never pay rent for a year?

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Fuck off socialist dog.

youtube.com/watch?v=PHccJ5Owb3Q

have fun

>Renters are parasites

F.T.F.Y.

What about low court writs

>he doesn't own property
truly embarrassing

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No one is entitled to live on my property.
Why don't you buy your own property?
Or would you rather have the government own everything?

Everything about this show is disgusting. The camera quality, the people, the locations. Whenever someone I know puts this on I want to strangle them

>Or would you rather have the government own everything?

Anarcho-communists unironically support this 100%

>Liberal: The government has too much power over us!
>The Same Liberal: The solution to all of our probelms is to give the government more power over us!

Everytime...

>2/3 of your income

Why don't you rent a cheaper place?
Or better yet, get a higher paying job

Lazy argumentation like this is like telling people with clinical depression to just cheer up. It's not that simple mate.

based

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>Anarcho-communists
>government
???????

"You can take my car if you want"
*points to neighbors car*

Yes user, they unironically form governments and hierarchies
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_Territory
>The Free Territory (Ukrainian: Biльнa тepитopiя vilna terytoriya; Russian: Boльнaя тeppитopия volnaya territoriya) or Makhnovia (Maхнoвщинa Makhnovshchyna) resulted from an attempt to form a stateless anarchist[1] society during the Ukrainian Revolution of 1917 to 1921. It existed from 1918 to 1921, during which time "free soviets" and libertarian communes[2] operated under the protection of Nestor Makhno's Revolutionary Insurrectionary Army.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nestor_Makhno
>Nestor Ivanovych Makhno (Ukrainian: Hécтop Iвáнoвич Maхнó; 7 November [O.S. 26 October] 1888 – July 25, 1934),[1][2] commonly known as bat'ko Makhno (Ukrainian: [ˈbɑtʲkɔ mɐxˈnɔ], "Father Makhno"),[3] was a Ukrainian anarcho-communist revolutionary and the commander of an independent anarchist army in Ukraine in 1917–22.

The government subsidises and protects your property. You wouldn't be able to absently own your property without a state

>liberalism
>socialism
Pick one. (pro-tip, liberalism defends private property)

Pretty sure my privately owned child slave army would enforce my property rights for me in absentia

>no shooting people at your door on site makes you a cuck
based room temp IQ mutts

>you can't own anything without the state

Jesus Christ the state of bongs

Oi m8 we jus' aff the blowa to are client Tesco an' they sayin' you is a payment be'oind on a toasta you payin' in instalments
>OI FUG AFF
No need for 'at langwage sir, we is jus' doin' are jobs, now can we colm in an' 'ave a chinwag
>NAH FUG AFF YOU ENT GETTING IN
Aroight m8 no bovva we is jus' goin' tae take this BMW parked out front to make up the outstanding balance of £21.31 as is ore roight
>NAH M8 THAT'S MOI CAHH
Are you abul to make full payment?
>OI AIN'T FACKEN GOT IT
Alright then we'll be taken yer cahh, you know 'ow it is
>YER A FACKEN CUNT M8
No need fer langwage sir we only doin' are job, God bless the Queen n awl 'at
>AYE GOD BLESS HER RIGHT ENOUGH, 'AVE A GOOD DAY LADS
You too sir

Jeremy Kyle should join them somehow. It would be funny.

>Ayve already paid off me debts just ask them
>THAT'S NOT WHAT THE LIE DETECTOR SAYS NOW IS IT

The best way to get rid of them is to ring your local Magistrates' Court, give them the number on the paper and ask to book in a statutory declaration or to have the case reopened (only do the former if you don't know about it). This puts all enforcement on hold. You'll then go into court, get a £30 fine for whatever dumb shit you did and that'll be that.

Once you go down either the reopening or the stat-dec process you are immediately better off, financially and legally, than you are paying them.

>THAT'S NOT WHAT THE LIE DETECTOR SAYS NOW IS IT
Well its a good thing lie detector doesn't say whetever you're being truthful huh?

Brainlet meme merchant

You know, I'm not a citizen so can I just return to Burgerland without a lot of fuss?

The debtor is not making this easy and becomes agitated. It will take all of Stuart and Delroy's years of experience to descalate the situation.

American's pay tax towards public broadcasting too. They just have to pay it regardless of whether they own a TV or not.

>opens letter box
>FUCK OFF
>closes letter box
they have no answer to this strategy

It's piss easy to get away with not paying for it, because the people who are tasked with enforcing the "license" are a private company that don't have the right to enter your property. It's a "crime" in the same way that jaywalking is a crime in the US

they can legally break in or call the police and have them break in.

your mums a high court writ you old cunt

>Booby traps the house
Its that easy

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>puts a "wet floor" sign behind the front door
>they can't enter without fear of slipping and hurting themselves

>can't go in mate, health and safety innit

you got a loices for that spill mate?

If by your mid to late 20s you haven't at least got a house with a mortgage you might as well end it.

>stands behind the wet floor sign and loudly announces I don't have a license for wet floors, or a tv license
>laugh as they want to enter but can't risk the wet floor
>SAS called in to extract me from my property

It is in the UK. Council places are cheap as shit and easy to get, I pay for a two bedroom maisonette the same price some dipshit student pays for a single room in a house share with communal kitchen and toilet.

THIS WEEK ON CAN’T PAY? WE’LL TAKE IT AWAY! AMERICA:
>hello sir, civil court enforcement, sorry about the door but we have a letter that allows us to-
>*cha-CHAK* BLAM BLAM BLAM
TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR MORE CAN’T PAY? WE’LL TAKE IT AWAY! AMERICA

how do they collect debts in america?

>easy to get
Ask me how I know you are not a straight, white, heterosexual, Christian male.

>Alright m8 just calm down like we just doing our jobs ennit
Fortunately their gambit pays off, and the situation resolves peacefully. The debtor agrees to return 50p up front and resolve the rest of the debt in bi-annual instalments of £2.
>It's a tough job an that but if we can leave with everyone smiling like then it's alright on the night

Incessant phone calls

Lenders usually charge off small debts, you lose nothing but it tanks your credit and makes financing things impossible. If it’s a car or house they will definitely take it.

That only applies if you're on bennies, they'll sort you somewhere easily if you're actually paying.

They sell the debt to companies who specialise in being relentless pains in the dick.

So there was this guy who foreclosed on a bank and got the local sheriffs to assist him..

For cars they use a tow truck at night and the driver is sometimes armed or they use a dealer key to take the car back to the dealership, both are very dangerous

I dont know how they get Tvs, electronics, and other household appliances back

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>hello, is this Mr. user?
>nope sorry wrong number
that was hard

>not doing the Nick Rochefort method

awww jeez dood

>tell them that you just heard a man run by saying something Islamaphobic
>he and his partner go sprinting in opposite directions to nab the perp
>*cue Yakety Sax*
>go back inside and watch me telly