Did someone die at RLM?

So they ended Pre Rec a year ago and are only just now going to end the channel huh? Seems legit.

My dad works for RLM and Rich actually murdered Mike and Jay and will make the channel 100% pre-rec starting tomorrow

>I'm actually friends with these guys
Isn't this pasta?

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KANGZ

Jay fucked Egoraptor???

Isn't that corrupt?!

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>no BOTW with Culkin even though it's supposed to come out
Didn't that come out like 5 months ago though?

What's the best BotW episode? Best Wheel of the Worst video / talk?

Why did Jessi leave? Is she ever coming back?

>no BOTW with Culkin even though it's supposed to come out
It’s supposed to come out and will come out but it hasn’t come out yet. So what exactly are you trying to complain about?

Jessi hasn’t been in a video in six years. Move on, you pathetic autist.

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>Why did Jessi leave?
Hit the wall hard.
>Is she ever coming back?
Nah, she avoids going out in public now, she looks like a mess.

How would you possibly know any of this other than it being your own retarded fanfic?

>it's been six years
Whao.....

what's the best worst of the best of the worst episode?

based retarded fanfic poster

always there to clear things up

I guess that confirms Rich's spouse is a tranny.

They did a new one and mentioned it in a recent podcast on Mack's site.

Wheels are always the best episodes. Also the one where they pick from a shelf of random tapes and watch that seminar.

Stop being retarded and you won’t be called out for being retarded

This makes a lot of sense honestly. Confirmed

Reminder Jack>Rich>Beardfat>Jessi

The Osteoporosis Dance is the best thing they've ever talked about

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Reminder that Jessi is being kept in Mike's basement Fritzl style. No one has seen her for years.

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I'd believe you if Rich's wife wasn't such a dog.

As someone who was personally watched a youtube containing a clip of their show I can confirm this is completely true.

He thought she was a guy and put it in her ass hole

They're always at their best when they start shitting on the elderly.

WHEN THE FUCK ARE MY FRIENDS GOING TO TALK ABOUT STAR TREK, I WANT STAR TREK, I WANT STAR TREK, I WANT STAR TREK!

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>forgot YouTube password.
Happens to the best of us.

>Why did Jessi leave?
Because of this board you fucking retard. We are too creepy.

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Jay fucked Iron Liz?

Reddit Letter Marvelia is waiting for the next Disney release

Was Under the Silver Lake a Marvel movie?

oh it's this post again

>Rich's wife

Jay fucked this?

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no it was the 1 pretentious indie film they review a year to pretend they still review cinema outside of capeshit

So was Paddleton and Us Marvel movies?

They released The Warriors re:View last week. It's been 2 weeks since a HITB. They're on their usual schedule.

Hope I don’t lose my head for this, but hey ho. I’m a local to Milwaukee, and boy, if you think rumours circulate a lot online, imagine living near these guys. They’ve been the focus of local controversy for years, but it’s always been kind of underground. The kind of controversy that you feel rather than speak, that, at some dive bar at 2am on Main Street might surface in idle conversation, but often it’s too uncomfortable to dwell on. I’m of course talking about the eponymous “red letter media” company that occupies an old storage house on the edge of town. Now that place has a history of its own, lotta it might as well be folklore, but in living memory it was an infamous hangout for gangs and the like. I’m pretty sure the actual building was contracted under dubious circumstances way back in the 60s, but an open secret like that nobody really talks about. Ever since the mafia moved out, the type of folk not even city side streets accept used to congregate there- the place was officially abandoned at that point. Anyway, some young thug, stoklasa, was making a name for himself, and sure enough he was running an operation out of there after a while. Things get messy here, Russians, drugs, sex trafficking, but most people remember the racist attacks. It’s an uncomfortable truth around here because most folks took part, or at the least stood by as it happened. The whole incident was swept under the rug by the DA, but those sub conscious scars stick around. They never pinned him for it, but we all know Mike had his fingers all over it. Slavic stock, they are always ruthless and looking for the next big cash in- but he was a little different, sometimes it seemed like he just wanted blood on the streets. Maybe someone shook him back in those gang days. Years later his name kind of faded into nothing, we were ready to put this thing behind us. Then one Saturday morning we get rumours theyre loading shit into the old storage lot again.

yes

>Silver Lake
>Us
>Paddleton
>Clovehitch Killer
And just at the end of last year
>Overlord
>Haunting of Hill House
>Halloween
>Mandy
>The Predator

Pastas too long. Nobody’s reading all that shit.

B-but they also review Marvel movies in addition to those other films, therefore they only review Marvel movies.

It's a joke. Calm down, spazz

why is Culkin in ANY of there videos why are they forcing this fucking meme what even is the fucking meme my friend simulator is not comfy when there is a unfunny coked out faggot who doesn’t belong I AM fucking SICK of it

What’s the joke?

Even if you exclude BOTW, when you add up all of their content you find they actually review capeshit less than anything else. The stupidity of the people on this board boggles my mind.

Mike just hasn't had the passion for the project since he started that new political party with Mr. Hilter.

Hey, maybe this time that place will finally be used for something good. But it soon came out that old mike was stinking up the whole thing. Brought some friends over this time, a notorious hedonist, jay. He was well known to everyone out after midnight, but more well known to gentlemen with a taste for the morally ambiguous activities one might pursue under cover of darkness. We’d mainly known about this guy over an AIDS epidemic, of which he caught heat for- but nothing stuck. Guess we know Mike was protecting him how. And then rich- he’d been in jail 3 years for molesting a 4 year old, but had his sentence shortened. He made attempts to seem like the nice guy, like he’d changed, but there was just no soul behind those eyes- never was. He was that weirdo people kept away from, and it always angered me he got off so light. There were always rumours he was getting his “fill” to this day, and the police were turning a blind eye. So when we heard these three were in bed together- man was it the unholy trinity. Mike jay and rich- they all had this special quality of being simultaneously known and unknown- they dominated that seedy rumour laden side of the subconscious, but not the one spoken about. We shoulda done something, but before we knew it the mayor was already talking about making this town the next Hollywood- this whole YouTube business, and that prospect of financial stability once was intoxicating to many. Say what you want about mike- he could make money. And if even a fraction went back to us, hell, maybe this wasn’t so bad. Man we were wrong. They filmed a few flicks in the woods, but it was obvious to anyone this was misappropriation of the councils funds. They money went into something else entirely. We had no idea what operation they were running- cops sure didn’t care- but this internet video shit was the front. They have this one section, “wheel of the worst” where tapes are sent in they review. Yeah, they get sent tapes.

Any movie they review that isn’t a Marvel movie doesn’t count because I say so and it’s important to my psyche to constantly bitch on Yea Forums that these minor Internet personalities only review Marvel movies!

The joke is that RLM is big with the reddit crowd and that they only review Marvel movies and give them good reviews. It's called exaggerated humor, which has been all the rage on this site since circa 2007

Don't pretend as though people here don't take it seriously.

>I’m only pretending to be retarded

HITB in reverse order (newest to oldest)
>Under the Silver Lake (Ep. 163)
>Avengers: Endgame (162)
>Shazam! (161)
>Us & Paddleton (160)
>Captain Marvel (159)
>Glass (158)
>Bird Box (157)
>Aquaman (156)
>The Haunting of Hill House (155)
>Halloween (154)
>Mandy & The Predator (153)
>2018 Catchup (Part 1 &2) (152)
>Slender Man (151)
>Comic Con 2018 Trailers (150)
>Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (149)
>Hereditary (148)
>Solo (147)
>Avengers:Infinity War (146)
>Truth or Dare & A Quiet Place (145)
>Ready Player One (144)
>Demon House (143)
>Annihilation (142)
>Black Panther (141)
>The Cloverfield Paradox & The Netflix Conundrum (140)
>Maze Runner: The Death Cure (139)
>2017 Movie Catchup (Part 1 & 2) (138)
If you include Shazam and Glass as super hero movies, they have done 26% of their episodes on super hero content (Endgame, Shaz, CM, Glass, AM, IW, BP)
They have done 30% on streaming only content (UtSL, BB, Paddleton, HoHH, Mandy, DH, Annhil., Cloverfield)
That leaves 56% of their HITB to be Star Wars, soft reboots, Jay's weird sex movies, and whatever else strikes their fancy.

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That's not his brother?

But it’s mostly shit they aren’t showing on the internet. I’ve heard all sorts, politicians, businessmen, snuff, CP, CP snuff- the most sick shit you can imagine. Maybe they did turn themselves around, maybe it’s not true, but that warehouse was always a hurricane eye for the controversial- for evil. They filmed shit there, got sent stuff and sold it on, mostly just pure deviancy, sometimes blackmail. This mike kid found higher connections then we’d all thought in his time out of the spotlight. At this point, for those in the know, that place, and “red letter media” is an artery for all the sin in the world- at least that which is put to film. Need to blackmail someone? Need dirt on a rival? Initiation rights for some sick pact? Maybe you just get off to folks hurting kids- whatever, it all goes though them. Clever really, to centralise this stuff, most other business’s have, Mike just had the bright idea to centralise evil. And who better to tag along than the two sickest fucks in town. They barely hide it nowerdays, “celebrity guests” on their reviews really just patrons visiting for the service, but they need some passable excuse for them to be there. The whole channel is a front, and as they get more brazen, and fall deeper into the pit, they seem to give less and less of a shit about it. This towns been crushed by guilt by those folk- what they made us do- what they made us not talk about. Hope has left us. We’ve become just as soulless as them out of the powerlessness of it all. So next time you turn on one of their reviews- just remember what they do to people, what they did to this town. Because when their operation needs to expand- yours might just be next.

I used to intern at RLM, and Mike tried to grope me two years ago. I will post a twitter thread about it in the next few days, stay tuned

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Star Trek Discovery S2 made Mike kill himself.

Star wars is basically capeshit too.

It takes at least a month for Mike to edit a BOTW episode. When there's HITB and other RLM tasks to do, the time-consuming job of editing will take weeks to do. Look at the upload dates of the first Mack BOTW and HITB, they were over a month apart.

Editing takes the longest time in any filming production. You have to rewatch the total footage so many times to cut out the unnecessary footage, line up the time stamps perfectly to avoid black screens, rewatch so many times to make sure nothing is missed. Then there is the matter of the computer actually having to splice and format the footage, which can take hours, nevermind the fact ANY editing requires saving loose video files to work from. Now add in all the cutaways, transitions, SFX, and text for Rich's fuckups, you just added again as much work hours.

You ever wonder why Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged or DBZ Abridged took so long to release new episodes? It's the fucking editing, the more elaborate those series got with their scene sequencing, the more editing was required, and neither have the manpower to make up the difference to keep episode releases frequent. Same shit with RLM, they only have so many editors to chip away at the monumental amount of hours to edit the recorded video. Ever notice how movies release in theaters months after they are filmed? That's the post-production which includes editing. There's no shortcut around editing, it's going to consume heinous amounts of time to deliver a quality product.

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>non-capeshit is actually capeshit because I desperately need to complain

No. I work at a fast food place they frequent. The truth is they're bringing in Latza.

Looking at that list. The last original, non capeshit/ non sequel/reboot/adaptation that actually released in theatres is Hereditary. Wide release movies suck at the moment.

>Police Knife Training video
>Rem Lezar

Those were my favorite.

Yeah, Mike's liver. They're looking for a donor.

>@MLCTaskforce
Who is this? Just some random literally who? Or is he someone I'm supposed to know?

No I didn't, and no you won't.
This will be my first and last post on this thread.

It's a nobody, but the fact that they decided to like some random tweet says they are probably doing KOTM.

It doesn’t matter who he is. RLM likes his tweet about them reviewing Godzilla. The point is that would indicate they’re going to be reviewing Godzilla.

Can confirm this. Jay fucked Rich's wife while Mike fucked Jay in the ass.

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rent free, i know

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tfw no Jay bf

Culkin seems to be the one pushing it, in the last video it looks like he's spending a weekend with them just hanging out and this video is just a part of it. It was nice seeing him give the jacket to Jay, he seems to really like what the guys are doing

Is Culkin taking over and buying RLM. Mike seems to be done with it lately.

I think he just wants to be friends with them

Is this true?

>hating based Culkin

Jay loves men.

The one with the Elois Cole or whatever that woman is called. The death clown.

the one with Wormania

No, it was Netflix, which they also shill for.

Jessie was great on the panel. And Mike was always well behaved when she was on. #bringbackjessie
Ah yes, the demon Eloisecole

The Eyes on Breen BotW. I'm glad they didn't wait for Max to return.

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>implying the strong bond Rich formed with his wife from childhood could be broken

I like you channel and likes the movies; if you aren’t trolling

They despise their audience.
The fact that they still allow beardfat and aidsmoby on the show is proof enough of this.

Aidsmoby is based and Beardfat has improved.

Everything is a fucking remake, superhero movie or part of some retarded UNIVERSE. Can you blame them for not wanting to review any of this crap?

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they should just remove them

The real Mike here. That person is a fraud, I do grope everyone on the team regularly. It's a matter of public record.

Except for when they shit on Netflix stuff.

that video was what brought me to these threads
people were giving her story in the comments and mentioned it was from here

LMAO @ the notion that these pseuds are in any way above the puerile superhero output that they scarf down unquestioningly. Jay and Mike give positive reviews to literally every Marvel movie, dude - NuWars too
And it’s all they watch. Seriously. Jay tried to watch a Best Picture frontrunner that wasn’t Black Panther - which he loved - once on the actual day of the Academy Awards so that he could LARP like he’s part of real film discussions... Immediately runs to Twitter to whine about it not having enough quips and post-credits scenes. Lmaooo

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kys

>the pathetic pasta faggot finally showed up

>Jay fucked Rich's wife

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You watch Funko-tier plebs bc you’re lonely enough to overlook the fact that they’re everything you make fun of. Everytime you denigrate Capeshit for the rest of time, be reminded that it’s the only flicks these manchildren can sit through. Haha keep trying to repress it

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Jesus christ Jay is absolutely pathetic

and you post in every thread about them

And yet you still have no defense :)

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There’s nothing to defend, you fucking loser.

what was the botw episode where they watched an old arnold schwarzenegger foreign film? been trying to find it awhile

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They’re both better than Culkin and the other bald guy from the Spookies BotW.

They haven't

They ONLY watch capeshit, bro. Imagine making a living reviewing movies and sitting through the entire awards season without seeing the films dominating the Globes / BAFTAs / SAGs bc you’re too busy showing up opening weekend to shill every piece of capeshit Disney shits out. Then imagine trying to force yourself to watch one Best Pic nom that isn’t Black Panther (which you’re a big fan of, in this scenario) and immediately running to Twitter to moan about how bored you are.

Imagine Jay Bauman

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guess i had a stroke thanks

I think they mentioned Hercules in NY in one episode but it was just a quick reference. Might be misremembering tho.

>no BOTW with Culkin
RLM improved immediately
but no RLM are lazy fuckers who get paid via donations, not on commission. no incentive to rush.

Culkin > aids. He's now rlm.

They just don’t like watching non-Disney shit. It’s not complicated

aladdin is disney wheres the review

>tfw you'll never snuggle and watch old shitty horror movies with Jay

>This isn't something to be shared around
>shares on Yea Forums

I didn’t know that Paddleton and Under the Silver Lake were Disney movies.

Gonna need binoculars to see you moving goalposts like that

Aladdin is for children, unlike superhero movies, so they will skip it.

NEW THREADD

Did he marry himself?

fake news
Mike fucked Lauren. Jay fucked nobody.

Because there’s just so much more new stuff to discuss? Fuck off and get a life, you faggot.

They will both recommend it, let’s be real

Paddleton is Netflix and Mark fucking Duplass lmao, that’s even worse. Under the Silver Lake is a 5/10 movie that bombed at Cannes, but sure I’ll give you that they watched one movie in 2019 that wasn’t aimed at teenagers / pre-teens. Based?

damn that mike is cute, i'd let her break my heart and then go rebound with jay

Oh yeah spidermans coming out

How do these wierdos even FIND each other??

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Have Mike or Jay ever referenced a film that wasn’t Reddit tier? Of course they haven’t seen any foreign films or anything shot before 1970, but what about something like Good Time? Are they at least marginally above r/Movies?

Barf

No

No. Those don’t have post-credits scenes

My favorite is one of the Halloween episode where Mike just gets too drunk to finish and starts screaming about how Jay kills cats.

>Best BotW
Edged Weapons
>Best HitB
Rogue One

Debate me, atheists

>Are they at least marginally above r/Movies?
not jay, hes a giant pleb but also a pretentious hipster
DUUURRR SEXY WOMEN BAD VIOLENCE GOOD

Are you the same retard who claimed that jack left the show due to some nonsense and then got btfo recently? Is this your "new" lie?

i like that one but the build up to Shoji's was the best thing they ever made
youtube.com/watch?v=uqaQ6oivM2U

That fucker Rich Evans finally croaked

Heh, that’s a pretty good impression. Why does he get so anally peeved about women having sex appeal on screen anyway?

the only cape died in the 6th movie

Landon has a cape. Krennic. Dooku
It’s not just Vader

vader dies in the third movie
i was talking about the bad motherfucker that actualy WAS in a capeshit movie

He completely fucking doesn't understand the Warriors, he's a fucking wannabe pleb try hard, thinks he's this deep thinker, but doesn't know jack shit about Greek history. The Warriors is based upon the Anabasis, or in English; The March Up Country. I was tempted to comment on that video and bitchslap that little shit right there in front of all his friend simulators, fucking little bitch, DOES HE KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM, faggot.

Oh, I'm the guy that knows bizarre backstories in films

Isn't that the Wendy's ad guy?

A lot of them are in capeshit. Oscar Isaac was in X-Men. Hamill is in BTAS / The Flash. Natalie Portman was in Thor. Ewan is in Birds of Prey. Not sure why you’re singling out SLJ

Rem Lazar
that shit got me laughing a whole week

Lmao. Jay couldn’t even make it through 3 Billboards. No, they haven’t seen Good Time.

Where the fuck is the half in the bag? How the hell am I supposed to pretend I've watched a film and make small talk with people? This is horrendously disgusting.

It’s viral advertising for Marvel / DisneyWars, not really worth watching. You’re better off with MauLer

Jessi: Patreon money and jewelry.