>enter thread
>see two anons having a thoughtful, respectful conversation about personal issues
>write a semi-literate post accusing one of them of being a 'kike enabler'
>close thread
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>>see two anons having a thoughtful, respectful conversation about personal issues
based and all but when the heck did you see this!
Please promote better discussion than racist and antisimetic posts
fucking based.
>>see two anons having a thoughtful, respectful conversation about personal issues
Where can I find threads like this? /r9k/?
Fuck off kike enabler
have sex
>be me
>lurking Yea Forums at least 19h/day nonstop
>doing so for years
>constantly attempting to shift attention to absolute garbage (movies and series)
>Shill not widely known films that look like if they may be hidden gems but are in reality complete dogshit
>Brutally shit on actual cinematic masterpieces in a credible manner
>if actual artistically valuable stuff is discussed, shitpost such an inane bullshit that all attention is shifted to my stupidity and the original discussion dissipates
>Almost all pro Captain Marvel posts were me
>At least(!) 95% of all anti alita posts and threads are me
>Inventor of the "name X kinos" countermeme to the unimpressed pepe tv trope greentext meme
>All my pictures are 8(!) bit PNG but still take a lot of disk space because I found a way to convert them in such a way that they waste as much space as possible
>I am one of the most active sneedposters and by that i mean sneeding into oblivion any thread honestly trying to get a good Simpsons discussion going
>As soon as actually great films are discussed, I shift the attention to dogshit films if possible, lame trivia about involved actors if not
>ALL posts claiming that GoT got better after Season 4 and that Season 7 was the high water mark are me (and there are quite a few)
>At least 30% of all "have sex" or anti Drumpf posts are me ("have sex" posts: formerly 80% but it caught on)
>Shit on Kubrick relentlessly except for Eyes Wide Shut which I meanwhile pretty much established as his greatest masterpieces (after years of intense shilling)
>Current project: Getting BR2049 universally reviled
>samefagging heavily in threads
>my contribution to this board going to shit: at least 60% (conservative estimate)
imagine being as comfy as me
Today there was The Weeping Meadow thread with some nice conversation. Few days ago there was conversation about the artistic merit of Nuri Bilge Ceylan's later films. All of them were actually pretty good. I didn't know that some anons actually watch films and can express themselves properly.
>people actually believe Yea Forums is an appropriate medium to have conversation and debate
fuck em. this place is for purging shit opinions. the most pathetic anons are ones who quote your interference with "THAT'S NOT ME." bitch, if you're so invested in your brand, go to a website with usernames.
I didn't think it was possible to be this based.
the hero we need, the hero we deserve
>Call a user a redditor
>Am a redditor myself
HAHAHAHA
I just can't even begin to comprehend how based you are.
90% of the board does this, the days of unironic reddit h8 are gone
Stop having so much sex
>be me
>don't exist
pic related
>visit reddit regularly despite despising it
>visit Yea Forums regularly despite despising it to shit on people who visit reddit
One question:
Why?
Just did. My opinions haven't changed though. Seethe harder, poo-nigger. lmao
For you.
I just tell people to have sex constantly
based. I comment and shit on movies I haven't even seen.
I also do this, and write out multiple posts psychoanalysing characters I know nothing about
You're the hero this board deserves but doesn't need.
Why do you talk like that
this shithole doesn't 'deserve' anything other than annihilation
>All my pictures are 8(!) bit PNG
But that's a 12KB JPG in your post.
unbelivably based
check again
one time in /fa/ a guy was given relationship advice that one would consider decent. at least, that's what the legends tell....
is this real
>be me
>lurking Yea Forums at least 19h/day nonstop
>doing so for years
Didn’t read past this. KYS to improve society, life was wasted on you.
probably one of the elite posters of Yea Forums
This user's theme
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>some OP posts a poster/scene asking 'what were they thinking?'
>i reply 'they werent'
>i have no idea what he is referencing
>other OP says 'what went wrong?'
>i either reply 'everything' or 'nothing. it was perfect' even though I havnt seen the flick
>i try to get in on the band-wagon/shilling memes early even though i havent watched the movie theyre talking about
>if i see a lotr thread i immediately stop shitposting and take a serious/truthful approach and call others out on their obvious bait / shitting up the thread
>not this
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>if i see a lotr thread i immediately stop shitposting and take a serious/truthful approach and call others out on their obvious bait / shitting up the thread
holy fucking cringe
wtf this is based and redpilled???
>be me
>hardly ever post
>this post is my first in 4 days
impressive
>be me
>samefag reply 60 times with minor alterations in posting style to overwhelm my opponent
>enter thread
>see two anons having a heated debate
>pretend to be one of them and say something retarded
>close thread
fuck off kike enabler
>be me
>reply angrily to obvious/old bait
>receive seven (You)s
No mortal man can achieve this much in one life, you would have to be a based god
I do not believe you at all, but goddamn that's based and redpilled