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Tom Hardy was acting circles around him, he should've won instead

>T-Thanks

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DICAGRUG EAT FISH DICAGRUG WIN ROCK

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This was a good movie.

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>Here's your oscar lady!

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kek

I really like the bleak tone of the movie and his performance helped with the atmosphere. Tom Hardy was even better. Visuals and OST were 10/10.

>Tom Hardy was even better
This guy gets it

>Oscar night 2016
>Leo excitedly straightens his bow tie in the bathroom
>Finally after all these years
>This is my night
>He sheds a single tear and then wipes it away, ready to embrace his destiny
>Fast forward to him sitting in his seat
>The show is under way
>Whoopi Goldberg is announcing Best Supporting Actress
>"The award goes to... Rachel McAdams!"
>Everyone claps
>Leo's not really paying attention, too excited about his Oscar
>Rachel reaches the microphone, the clapping quiets down.
>She doesn't pick up the statue
>"As honored as I am to be offered this award, I have to refuse."
>Wait what?
>The whole crowd gasps
>"I can't accept such an award while racism runs rampant in our community. Thank you."
>Rachel slowly walks off the stage
>Leo can't believe what he's hearing
>Suddenly, the whole crowd bursts into cheers.
>Everyone pats her on the back.
>"Way to go, girl"
>Black Lives Matter dindus in the back hoop and holler in approval
>Whoopi is a little surprised, but continues on.
>"Hey, maybe I'll take this one for myself then!"
>The crowd laughs
>Leo chuckles nervously
>Cuba Gooding Jr. and Halle Berry start announcing the noms for Supporting Actor
>"The award goes to..."
>"...Tom Hardy for the Revenant!"
>Leo's worries subside
>Right now, he's just proud of his Co-star
>Tom takes the stage and shakes Cuba's hand
>but he doesn't take the award
>Leo's eyes widen
>Tom turns to face the audience
>He speaks in a gruff, barely audible mumble
>"This award means a lot to me, but the lives of my black brothers and sisters means so much more."
>The crowd becomes even quieter
>"I refuse to accept this award."
>The auditorium erupts in thunderous applause.
>Cuba gives Tom a hug
>Halle kisses his cheek

>Leo is speechless
>Sweat starts pouring down his face, past his fake smile
>"This can't be happening."
>Tom gives him a thumbs up and a nod as he leaves the stage.
>Leo returns the motion
>"What am I going to do?"
>Next up, best actress
>The entire cast of The Help walks out on stage to announce the nominees
>Octavia Spencer announces the winner
>"Jennifer Lawrence!"
>Everyone claps enthusiastically
>They're all still pumped up from before
>Jennifer smiles and nods as she walks on stage as if to say, "you know what I'm going to do"
>silence as she approaches the podium...
>She takes the trophy and walks over to the edge of the stage
>everyone is stunned, not sure what she's going to do
>"This is for Michael Brown!"
>She throws the statue into the audience, as they start frantically cheering her name
>"That's what I think of your damn Oscars!"
>The cast of the help walk over and one by one give her a kiss on the cheek.
>Leo starts to cry
>Spike Lee and that black guy who played that Somalian pirate walk out on stage
>Everyone is still cheering, it takes them a good 60 seconds to calm down
>Spike lee starts to talk
>"Wow, what a night huh? I have to tell you, I'm incredibly proud of everyone here."
>Leo sinks further into his seat.
>This can't be happening
>He can barely breath, he doesn't even hear as Spike Lee finishes announcing the nominees.
>"And the winner is..."
>Leo listens intently
>"Leonardo DiCaprio for the Revenant!"

He got it for all the times he was snubbed

what he gonna doo

muh pelts.

>here's your AVN award

>gets attacked by a bear
>breaks his leg
>swims in freezing water
>suffers from bronchitis
>bleeds from a neck wound
>falls from a cliff
>eats raw wolf meat
>doesn't die

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>Thank you so much, thank you.... it's such an honour, really it is. I'm not going to miss this opportunity to thank my mom, and everyone who worked on the movie, it really was a labour of love on a hard shoot so I'd like to recognise their contribution, everyone on set just inspired me every day with their hard work and dedication. But in terms of accepting this award I have to say.... fuck niggers, fuck jannies, fuck spics, chinks and jews, this is going to look great in the alcove I had built in the room I use exclusively for fucking 19 year olds

>In fact, I'm going to shove it up some tight, sweet 19 year old pussy tonight ladies and gentlemen, and I'm gonna make that little girl squeal and squirt all over the damn place. Thank you, no seriously, thank you, this means the world.

I think the survival stuff is mostly true to life. The parts of the story that were changed were about him being left for dead and seeking revenge on the guy who left him

So true. It was like his worst acting job. They basically just owed him one at this point.

He did seek revenge initially, but once he finally got to the guy all his ex-buddies told him to chill the fuck out and he was like "FINE, w/e" and left. Would not exactly make for a very compelling ending to your film desu

>brainlets can't comprehend how difficult it is to not act entirely with your eyes but to carry a film basically by yourself
Leo is not one of my favorite actors or anything and in some ways Hardy is just unequivocally better in every scene with him but to deny that this was a challenging role worthy of praise is just silly.

>doesn't understand how global warming works
>at all
so you're one of those fucking idiots who says SCIENCE BTFO every time there's an extra nip in the air

>Muh Pelts vs Muh Son THE MOVIE
Bravo Iñárritu

Yeah it didn't say relevant nearly as long as your favorite junk-pedaling mega franchise so clearly that is the ultimate mark of quality

user hes truly retarded. There is no hope for him. Not even having sex can save him.

>implying that isn't noteworthy and interesting

>muh science

just look out the window lmao

stop saying shit like this

just stop it

you are just making yourself look stupid and making smart people angry

just stop

It was really good for a big-budget hollywood movie.
I was so pleasantly surprised that le epic bear rape scene and most of the exposition was over by the first act, and we got a good 2 hours of Tarkovsky worship with minimal interruption. I generally like Innaritu but was definitely expecting some half-measures from a major release.

Now THIS is baitooooooopoffdszfgfzz

>thinking that not all oscar winners shove these thing up their holes

>and making smart people angry
This is the goal.

Amazing

Extremely based, I wish I had seen it live.

>It's like a bullet to the heart, but he smiles anyway and starts walking towards the stage
>Everyone in the audience is smiling and bumping shoulders
>Tom Hardy gives him a knowing nod
>He's on stage, looking at Spike Lee with the oscar in his hand
>Leo takes the Oscar and walks to the podium
>He looks out at the awaiting audience
>He doesn't know what to do
>Leaning in to the mic, "I... I... JUST..."
>He looks back at Spike who closes his eyes, smiles, and nods
>Defeated, Leo announces, "I'd like to give this award to my wife's son, please"
>The applause is deafening
>Several white women kill themselves there on the spot
>Black Lives Matter members flood the audience and forcefully remove all white attendents
>Spike Lee walks up and gives Leo a reassuring pat on the back
>"You did the right thing, Leo"
>"You did the right thing."

Reminded me a lot of BM.

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Ehy is this film garbage but the one eith Neeson about the wolves pure kino?
The grey i think?

omg did this really happen? wtf I love Leo now

dujardin's oscar for the artist was more deserved than leo's
and it was a mute movie

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Who do you think deserved the Oscar that year more than Dicaprio?
Because the rest of the actor nominations were pretty poor also, I mean Matt Damon in The Martian? Bryan Cranston in the most forgettable Trumbo? Fassbender as the flat Steve Jobs? Transgender Redmayne?

People often make the mistake of thinking that actors get an Oscar for their best role in their life, but they get an Oscar for the best performance of that year, there is no comparison with the rest of his career in the evaluation. It was just a shit year for male leads.
Same goes for any other category.

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He ate raw salmon with a lit fire in the background.
Doesn't get more tryhard than that.

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