These fuckin amateurs

these fuckin amateurs

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Oh please, DEAR! For your information the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!

this isnt a first amendment thing walter

fucking love that character
what are other goodman kinos?

I could get you a toe, dude

his best movies are his coen brother roles. barton fink, raising arizona, o brother where art thou

My zoomer cousin couldn't follow the plot or didn't understand why the dialogue was funny, i wanted to spit on him.

the only thing zoomers understand are bad video games and bad youtube rap

>Dude drops a joint on the table as he tries to pay

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True
I asked him who he thinks the best actor is and he said Mark Wahlberg, absolutely disgusting.

YA NO FAHKIN BOOMAH

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Such a comfy world. Get your white russian in early, enjoy your day getting buzzed. Head to the alley at night and bowl while having some beers with your friends. At night relax in the bath listening to music and having a smoke

yea but they took his creedence

Fuckin animals

>t. reddit

What'd they take Walter?

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yea but they got us working in shifts

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Walter was a cool dude despite being a cuck for his ex, staying converted to Judaism despite not being Jewish and totally stuck in the past.
Would bowl with desu.

shut the fuck donny

>My zoomer cousin couldn't follow the plot
Couldn't follow the plot of Big Lebowski?
Is he retarded?

these Chuckin amateurs

>t. Guy with no friends, can't bowl, puked up that one time he tried to smoke and doesn't like beer because it "taste horrible"

cloverfield lane is pretty kino if you skip the last 5 minutes

>MOOOOOM LOOK I POSTED IT AGAIN!

I like the dialogue in this movie, it's basically the exact opposite of Aaron Sorkin

>post yfw he WAS right after all
Doesn't make the ending less shitty, though.

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Could you imagine his brother watching Buster Scruggs?

Pretty much

Phenomenal writing. Incredible performances and directing. Beautiful cinematography. Awesome soundtrack. Top 5 movie of all time. OF ALL TIME.

Fuck I need to rewatch

oh yeah, well, that's just like... your opinion, man

VAGINA

>...you need a toe? I can get you a toe.

Dubs of check

basically if walter became an exterminator

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YOU SAID THE WORDS LEL

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Solid 5/10 movie

>Just leaves an indiscriminate amount of change

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I TOLD THAT- who’s in charge of scheduling?
>berkhalter
I TOLD THAT KRAUT A THOUSAND TIMES I DONT ROLL ON SHABBOS

idiot

Walter this has nothing to do with Vietnam

whats shabbos walter

far out, man. far-fucking-out

What's a Pedoass Walter?

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well there isn't a literal connection, dude.

Your phone is ringing Dude

Thanks Donny.

>yeah and in the meantime, what do I tell Lebowski
Saturday, Donnie, is Shabbos. The Jewish day of Rest
That means that I don’t work, I don’t drive a car, I don’t fuckin ride in a car, I don’t handle money, I don’t turn on the oven
and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!

>sheesh
SHOMAR SHABBOS

>..walter how am I going to
Shomar fuckin Shabbos
>oh fuck, that's it I'm out of here
oh dude cmon
what a fuckin baby

DREW A FIREARM DURING LEAGUE PLAY

We believe in nothing!

Donny nodding to that last line is my favorite part

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You ever hear of the Seattle Seven? That was me... and six other guys

Beaver picture?

How can a movie about literally nothing be so entertaining?

It's "Thank you Donny" and he has that timbre in his voice that suggests he's about to cry and have a nervous breakdown. Absolutely perfect piece of acting.

I just Realized Jacob was the Repoman who dunked Dude's head into the Toilet

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>The Chinaman is not the issue here!

beav.. you mean vagina? I mean you know the guy?

>this isnt a first amendment thing walter
>I could get you a toe, dude

Top kek

I want a toe? I can get you a toe.

Life does not start and stop at your convenience you miserable piece of shit

>Phenomenal writing. Incredible performances and directing. Beautiful cinematography. Awesome soundtrack. Top 5 movie of all time. OF ALL TIME.
No lies detected.

King Ralph and that one movie with the guy from Talking Heads

I see Yea Forums rolled their way into the semis
Dios Mio mang
Liam and me, we gonna fuck you up

Ever thus to deabeats, Lebowski.

Ever hear of a little show called BRANDED, Dude? "All but one man died there at Bitter Creek"?
>yeah I know the fucking show Walter so what
Fucking Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes, Dude.
>huh!
Bulk of the series. Not exactly a lightweight.
>oh
And yet his son is a fucking dunce

literally, unironically reddit: the movie

and we almost had a whole thread without a retard

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See

if you want to spew quotes from this movie as a substitute for actual discussion you're free to go back to r/movies any time you want

Welcome

Yeah, as if any thread you can make would be any better, you absolute fucking retard.

Based Mark Pellegrino is in everything from the early 2000s

oh yeah, well, that's just like... your opinion, man

Char is based on John Milius. Watch the doc on him for basically IRL Walter as a high level Hollywood figure during the film school brat boom

>John Goodman's voice is so booming and ominous it always sounds like it's overdubbed in post-prod

nice marmot

Eight year olds, dude.