Solo: A Star Wars Failure

I have a feeling you're either too young or haven't seen Episodes IV, V, VI.
Solo was chock full of references to the original (best) movies which make SW old timers like me point and say "yes!".

Jedi Noobs who actually liked I, II, III and the other crap movies like Last Jedi of course will not understand Solo

>I recognized this and clapped

If online trolling campaigns had that much of an effect on box office returns, Black Panther and Captain Marvel would have bombed.

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Gee, Ron, how then how did Captain Marvel make more money?

this

wait, this bombed in the box office?
I know more people that have watched this than people who watched Last Jedi, and I thought this was a fun flick overall

Don't bother trying to reason with them. They just construct their own reality where they bend any arguments you might have in their favour. Hell, they even admitted they'd "learned their lesson" and implemented "counter-trolling tactics" to defend Captain Marvel's review scores.

Yup, lost 80 million officially, possibly more due to them resorting basically the whole movie.

It was the best of the recent Star wars movies though, had it come out first it would have done a lot better. Also
>Blaming the fans
Why is this the new thing? Maybe if they actually bothered to make good movies people would WANT to see them. Surely

This

>Maybe if they actually bothered to make good movies people would WANT to see them. Surely
I don't know man, Captain Marvel made 3 times as much as Shazam despite Shazam being objectively better.

>Defecate on the audience
>Audience gets angry
>Blame the audience
Classic West.

Maybe they shouldn't have shit the bed and insulted the fans with TLJ.

Personally, I didn't see this movie because I was fatigued as fuck from episodes 7 and 8 being complete dog shit. Rogue one was alright in that it didn't completely make me want to kill myself and ruin the franchise, but it was still quite cliche and made me realize star wars is trying to placate nostalgia fanboys then do anything interesting.

A spin off prequel of han solo didn't need to be told, and even though I've heard the movie wasn't awful, we should have higher standards

I'm glad it didn't do well and forced disney to reconsider just shitting out two star wars movies a year. 13 year old me would have been cumming nonstop at the idea of constant star wars movies, but now, seeing how shit they have become, i'd rather they just make a kotor movie or nothing at all

Buying out entire rooms for your own movie tends to do that.

Yes.

This.
Honestly, most people weren’t asking for a Han Solo movie (especially after ep 7 just killed him off pointlessly). And even then the trailers looked boring.

It's unironically the best nu-sw flick to date, and ep9 looks like it won't even compete

Enjoy the flick boomer trash

Hmm. Are you sure, Ron?
You don’t think it was a tired franchise? Hiring a new director?
The title character’s actor being terrible, along with his on screen girlfriend?
The hashing together of a story from a few memes and throw away lines?

>what's your name there sonny?
>Han
>and your last name?
>I don't have a last name
>all alone eh?
>*turns toward camera*
>we will call you Han Solo

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Were these the same trolls that started the season 8 petition for GoT?

It's so fucking stupid that any sort of criticism is considered trolling now. Like people aren't allowed to sincerely dislike something. If they dislike something it must mean they're just doing it to be malicious.

They haven’t learned a fucking thing. Rise of The Skywalker is going to make the GoT ending look like the final shot of Revenge of The Sith or the end of RotJ.

Exactly. It can’t possibly be that they made such shitty films before Solo and that they went full retard politically so that ordinary normie fans like me just didn’t bother with Solo. Nah, it has to be the trolls. Arrogance and stupidity is a lethal mix.

russia's based af. cucks hilary, cucks woke wars. respect.

If the Star Wars galaxy is big enough for straight white men, then where the hell are they? Oh, right, they're the low testosterone bad guys with fruity harry potter accents.

It was literally programmed to feel that way

Only good part of the film was Emilia Clarke and Darth Maul

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That's right my fellow 4channarian, it's not like the internet is capable of influencing public discourse

>If the Star Wars galaxy is big enough for straight white men, then where the hell are they?
Right here, user. You can stop being triggered now.

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Sorry Opie but it was Kathleen Kennedy's decision to cast a gimpy chipmunk faced zero charisma non-entity as Solo along with the deliberate sabotaging of the project to push her "movies with white male leads are over" propaganda which is why half of the movie had to be re-shot. Also, you let your daughter marry a kike and burn coal on screen. You're a failure as a father!!!FACT!!!

Oh yeahhhh! I remember the 70s! Back before you gay niggers had to force your way into our world and ruin our shit

This but unironically

You don't have to watch DisneyWars. You don't have to consume DisneyWars products. You don't have to do anything. There's nothing stopping you from re-watching the OT or something, pretending nothing after it ever happened, or maybe enjoy some of the original EU if that's your thing. There's literally nothing wrong with limiting your enjoyment to the parts of a franchise you actually enjoy.

Completionism just makes you miserable, and I can tell you that from experience.

this is the level of writing that makes me cringe at night

>I don't know man, Captain Marvel made 3 times as much as Shazam despite Shazam being objectively better.

>be Disney
>in talks with Fox for decades about acquisition
>Captain Marvel due for release in a few months
>get close to striking a deal to acquire Fox
>deal will mostly be paid in shares in Disney stock
>deal will finalize after Captain Marvel release
>can't have Captain Marvel bomb, which would reduce Disney's stock value
>movie is projected to not do too well, especially in China
>can't bomb
>send employees to buy out entire Captain Marvel showings around the nation
>YouTube changes algorithm
>RT redesign
>RT stops accepting reviews below threshold
>Metacritic drops user scores
>"Journalists" in a tizzy
>Twitter in a tizzy
>Half empty theaters
>insanely low critic and user scores (the ones they let be posted)
>Hollywood accounting
>Prelude to the biggest movie ever
>Captain Marvel becomes 6th most profitable release in movie history
>but numerous reports of empty or near empty "sold out" showings for Captain Marvel
>Fox thinks these numbers are legit, finalizes the deal
>movie tanks in China
>Disney shares drop slightly
>Fox gets fucked over
>The Mouse gets away with it?

It's not just the Disney/Fox merger, they also had to top WB/DC's Wonder Woman which did 821 mill worldwide. Anything less than a billion would have been seen as a failure and would have made the Fox boyout more expensive.

Plus you have to take into account that Feminazi's and their SJW white guilt numale closet faggot virtue signaling lapdogs are easy marks who will white knight someone (Anita Sarkeesian) or something (Captain Marvel) using their own money like the suckers they are and all because Daddy (The Patriarchy) didn't love them and hand life to them on a silver platter!!!FACT!!!

Back before George Lucas had to force his way into our world and ruin our shit.

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>It's so fucking stupid that any sort of criticism is considered trolling now. Like people aren't allowed to sincerely dislike something. If they dislike something it must mean they're just doing it to be malicious.

It's because EVERYTHING they do now is driven by politics and if people don't like it they stick their heads up their asses and think the echo is the sound of other people agreeing with their bullshit!!!FACT!!!

Whats up Creepy, how you doin

It is such a quiet thing, to fall. But far more terrible is to admit it.

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>comparing minorities to robots and sentient animals
Based

>George ruined star wars by insisting they make Princess Leia action figures
Are you stupid?

>Whats up Creepy, how you doin

I'm doing fine my friend. How are you? I hope you are well, happy, healthy, wealthy and successful!!!FACT!!! youtu.be/95HzMhkO0ZI

Seconding this. I have a big shelf full of EU novels. The NuWars trilogy did in no way diminish my love for them. Just ignore the new films, canon, etc. No one's forcing you to pay attention to it.

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Based

I'm doing fine too

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>white male privilege
Based lefty George was way ahead of his time tbqh

See, here's what I don't understand. They brought Ron Howard really late into the production and most of the film was already shot, and judging by the interview he gave shortly after it's release, he pretty much admitted he did the best he could under the circumstances and gave the impression that he wasn't really surprised if the movie performed poorly (which it did), so this kind of seems like a complete 180.

Did Disney blackmail him or something?

(((Our)))

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>"You say white privilege but really there's male privilege"
You can't even get your own shit straight. Still not following how this tabloid-tier shit you posted "ruined" Star Wars

hes actually kind of right.

but at the end of the day THE LAST JEDI made it cool for fans to go ape shit and attack.

if Solo came out before hand it would have been a success, but TLJ was so so fucking bad the star wars fans - in a panic - believed the whole universe was crashing

It's completely true though.

Sometimes you get conflicting information if you only read headlines

Star Wars fans always believe the whole universe is crashing.

I have prolapsed anus and I'm bleeding to death!!!FACT!!!

Do I only read about stuff like this because I come to Yea Forums? I can't imagine that the average person gives a shit about films' box office numbers

>It was the RUSSIANS!
>It was the ALT-RIGHT!
>It was the RACISTS!
>It was WHITE MEN!
>It was MISOGYNISTS!
>It was ANGRY NERDS!
>It was TRUMP SUPPORTERS!
>It was PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE CHANGE!
>It was /POL/!
>It was Yea Forums!
>It was Yea Forums!
>It was REDDIT!
>It was WEEABOOS!
>It was DC FANS!
>It was PREQUEL DEFENDERS!
>It was BOOMERS!
>It was MILLENNIALS!
>It was MILK DRINKERS!
>It was DISNEY HATERS!
>It was REY HATERS!
>It was ROSE HATERS!
>It was HOLDO HATERS!
>It was the HOLIDAY SEASON!
>It was INCELS!
>It was MANBABIES!
>It was GAMERGATE!
>It was MANCHILDREN!
>"People hated Empire back then, too!"
>"Dividing the fanbase was intentional!"
>"It did something DIFFERENT!!!"
>"I love how it subverted expectations!"
>"It made me rethink my views on life!"
>"It emphasized muh diversity/inclusiveness/feminist quota!"
>"It was an 'intellectual' film!"
>"It made some people uncomfortable. GOOD!"
>"It was expected to not make much money anyway!"
>"lulz it's just a movie turn your brain off!"
>"China doesn't matter anyway!"
>"B-but muh sexist MRA cut!"
>"It makes some old white men angry online, but they're always angry anyway."
>"BETTER THAN CITIZEN KANE!"
This is the most damage controlled Star Wars movie, let alone the most damage controlled movie of any genre in recent history, that I've ever seen in my life thus far. The Disney shills are in desperation mode, and it's hilarious what lengths they'll go to. I haven't seen this much shilling since Hillary's failed campaign.
No amount of self-reassurance will EVER "fix" this movie. It was a complete abomination, and the defenders know that deep down in their hearts.
Disney's nu-Wars was made to pander to SJWs/baizuo and it is this very pandering that will ultimately destroy the franchise at some point in the near future. Deal with it.

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>archive.4plebs.org/_/search/filename/laughinghaman3/
>103 results

You doing this for free, champ?

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SW has always been political and strongly liberal at that.

You mean like "Coolsville sucks"?

>I don't know what pasta is

wrong. Furthermore, it's beside the point. Lucas didn't make all the good guys brown people and women, which Disney is doing deliberately.

>muh trolls
Maybe you shouldn't have made Admiral Ackbar cry then, you faggots.

>wrong
You're wrong. Go read a Star Wars book or watch one of the movies.
>Lucas didn't make all the good guys brown people and women, which Disney is doing deliberately.
Uh-oh, what's this?

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>boomer
hurry up and die and take your shit taste with you faggot

>fire directors who wanted to turn it into something interesting
this. this is what ruined your movie.

Why would I read a book when I'm talking about the movies? Lucas didn't author the SW books.
Why are you posting some nameless background character as if it disputes my point? It proves my point.

These people ruin everything

>Why would I read a book when I'm talking about the movies?
Good, then try watching the movies.
>Why are you posting some nameless background character as if it disputes my point?
Uh-oh, what's that?

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Looking at the filename, this is the third iteration of the gif. Turns out that this pasta can be traced all the way back to December of 2017, around the time TLJ came out.

This makes more sense in Spanish.

Oh shit, you posted another background character. You really got me.
So white men are only allowed to be supporting characters or evil guys, and that's okay with you?

>top billing
>background character
You're getting really desperate now.

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Hey user, what's this?

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Imagine being Putin and giving the order to the Director of the FSB to make sure that Solo: A Star Wars Story must flop as a matter of Russian national interest.

>I have prolapsed anus and I'm bleeding to death!!!FACT!!!

Daddy's been a bit rough or was Mommy's strap-on too big, eh clone faggot?!?FACT!!!

>posts the cover of the movie
>brown guy, asian guy, woman, brown guy, brown guy
I can't even tell if you're trolling.
>hey user what's this?
A Jew?

Only good part of this move was qt space emilia

You'd be surprised.

>jews aren't white
But you are?

Ron Howard is a shit director. Give me adjectives right now that describe Ron Howards directing style. You can't even describe his style because its so fucking bland and NPC.

stranger things have happened

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Trips confirm that this is truly the bottom of the barrel. What were they thinking?

>brown guy, asian guy, woman, brown guy, brown guy
Good. It's what George Lucas would have wanted. Star Wars is turbo liberal, deal with it faggot.

She was shit in it too because she's a fat womenlet who acts the same in everything.

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Why did this trigger people so much?

his middle name is (typing)

context?

I DID AND IM PROUD

one of putins many schemes

I went to see Solo at the theatre with my gf specifically because the trolls had me convinced it would be such a train wreck I had to see it for myself. It wasn't great but I unironically enjoyed it which is more than I can say for any other NuWars film.

>grandpa is using internet lingo again
Yikes

all this is is a very high budget corporate mandated fan film. if this was in your buddy's microbudget star wars fan flick, any reasonable person would think they're slow

>Good. It's what George Lucas would have wanted.
Then why didn't he make the other movies like that? Oh because you're wrong. That was easy.

>jews are white
Yeah, semites aren't european. I don't know if you knew that, but you should check a map. I know everyone lighter than burnt toast is white in your book, silly nigger, but it's simply not correct. Light skinned chinks aren't white either.

That's because you're a pleb zoomer it's the worst one by a shitton

>when you realize Vladimir Putin is a regular poster on Yea Forums

it definitely would explain all the brie larson threads

>Then why didn't he make the other movies like that?
He did. If you've seen them you'd know.

Omg onions wars I love han soles

There is nothing wrong with being Jewish.

I really can't believe it.
They actually made a good nu-star wars movie.
It had it's flaws like most the nuwars but at least this one didn't stretch the plot to try and tie it into 50 billion future plot points.
Ya, they give more info on Han, but that's the point of the movie named after him.

Good movie. They really dropped the ball on the pirate lady tho. She was really badass until the moment she took her helmet off and went all "noble"

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Won't work here try on /pol/

Now if you went with something like "nothing wrong with being a janny" then it would be a different story

what is wrong with your brain?

>strawman argument
Have sex

Because it's dialogue that would make even the most basic student filmmaker cringe. This was a $300 million instalment in one of, if not the most famous movie franchises in history.

It's fucking garbage you are NPC to the maximum. So many cases on this literal plebshit board.

>Don't like Game of Thrones without GRRM?
>"FANS are angry at bad writing"
>don't like Star Wars without Lucas?
>"alt-right nazi TROLLS ruin Star Wars!"

why does the media treat these two things differently? Really makes you think.

>aggressive campaign
But Solo has a decent-enough score on RT...

You probably thought the prequels were good.
Go back to plebbit /r/prequelmemer

Why are you pretending to be a Star Wars fan in order to push your agenda?

Because it ruined the legacy of Han Solo's last name by giving it a completely unnecessary origin. So now, "Solo" will forever be known to the younger generation of nu-Wars fans as a mere nickname rather than a coat of arms clan that's native to Han's bloodline pre-Disney. SJWs ruin everything, including fictional last names.

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Because with GoT it's the whole fanbase and with SW it's just one splinter group

Revenge of the Sith was the only good prequel and it looks like a masterpiece compared to manletsolo: khaleesi edition.

Like I said, you're a fucking NPC and you're probably some zoomer shit that was born around the year 2000.

>So now, "Solo" will forever be known to the younger generation of nu-Wars fans as a mere nickname rather than a coat of arms clan that's native to Han's bloodline pre-Disney.
So Vito Corleone is a liberal faggot too, right?

I'm not a zoomer you faggot. Every star wars movie made after 1983 sucks. The only 2 that stand out are episode one because it's so bizarre and astounding that such a film was ever released, and Solo because my standards have been so eroded that a bit of spaceship fun stuffed into a nuwars package is pleasantly surprising

>Revenge of the Sith was the only good-
You reddit kids really are all the same
Now hop on over to /got/ to talk about how awful the writing is there too

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>NPC
Go back you underaged faggot

I cant wait to never show my kids star wars. What an embarrassing franchise to be a fan of. When some one tells me they like star wars I just laugh and walk away

>no retorts
>smells of zoomershitplebs
>shiling Basedlo
Just another day on basedtv

Rule 2

how long have you been living with schizophrenia?

III, V and VIII are the kinos

t. kike enabler

Kid all you said was that "movie bad other, movie good" with a bunch of insults.
You have a literal caveman brain with this logic

Are you going to come up with an argument?

are you?

Sure it's not the literal who cast as han solo who only got the job cause he met George at synagogue

You think I need to explain to you why Solo is a shit movie, kys you NPC

I have and I'm still waiting.

>Revenge of the Sith was the only good prequel
no the only good one is episode 1 because of nostalgia for fapping to natalie portman nude beach pics

yep, didn't think so. have sex.

desu i think the phantom menace is a misunderstood masterpiece leagues ahead of the other prequels and i know that's a retardedly unpopular opinion, but the real issue here is this
lucas wasn't as involved with the OT, but it's still ultimately aligned with his vision. he would have never signed off on anything remotely close to what we got with disney wars

Prequel movie
No Harrison Ford
After Ep8 was bad.
I wonder why people waited for Netflix to watch it.

>still no argument
Pathetic.

Just saying you're acting like a cringy kid.
I.E. Cringepilled

get laid, virgin.

Bayformers and most Marvel movies show that bad, mindless movies can make money. End Game and Infinity War were badly paced and filled with plot holes, made billions

have sex

You're the one who said Solo was good there is nothing more cringey, this board is 0/10 tier in terms of their abilities to assess quality in anything

We know as you are clearly a man of quality if anything judging from your posts.

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aww did i bweak your widdle bwain
suck dick

>RLM reaction image
Are you that much of an ironic dumb nigger?

>So Vito Corleone is a liberal faggot too, right?
A bald assertion isn't an argument. I've already refuted your representation based arguments. Give me something else.

Yes OP this looks really that a lot of the trying to find fun has reached a point now where discovered anything from. Would have at nighttime on the first desire to do poorly done. From you're insane for his to prison have baloney. No beyond ludicrous crowded means even less.

People here are actually defending solo? That's a bike YIKES from me.

Wonderful people. On both sides

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dilate

Like shit?

if you don't think famous people's tweets are bought and paid for i dunno what to tell you. they need excuses to show to producers, that's all.

if trolls have so much power why do hollywood studies never try to appease them?

Because of the no singles policy, genius.

That poor woman was too cute for her own good so a bunch of weebs latched on to her and started fan clubs and shit.

This girl is, literally, my fuckbuddy

give me the IG

Of course The Last Jedi did it. It killed the entire franchise. It stunk it up so bad everbody left but the feminists.

Oh and at then ending when he gave all the fuel away to the feminist leader. Thats when it unraveled.

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We can't even blame George for this.
Dialogue that actually makes his irritating sand bit look exceptional.

The Last Jedi is to blame
Blamming online trolls for your flop is pathetic

holy shit I was pretty close from memory.
funny how you remember terrible lines at least as much as good lines

Or maybe it was the "leaks" that production was a train wreck

>equating being gay with being a wookie
yo, what the fuck

is this from the porn parody?

The Last Jedi was the highest grossing film of the year the first star wars trilogy second entry to do this since Empire Strikes Back and was great.
Nobody fucking wanted your shitty solo movie ever faggot. Get it through your thick head it looked like shit and nobody ever wanted it to exist.

I hope some deranged adolescent fan read this and was later hospitalized after fucking a toaster.

how about blaming the shitty writers instead
you know the people who are actually responsible for that attrocity

Disney bought off their own tickets, so there's no way to tell for sure.

imagine typing all this out for only 1 (you) LOL

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Mahdeeeeeeeeek
Based

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The Last Jedi was phenomenal flamming garbage. It rode of the coat tails of the The Force Awakens with nothing to show for it other than a disgusted fanbase.
I don't give a shit about Star Wars but Rian's abortion of film crippled the franchise

it lowkey is, yes.
Solo was actually not bad at all (t. 200 iq) but it carried so much baggage from the other shit they have been putting out, plus it didnt appeal to the SJW segment. or the jew media obviously, so it will NEVER get a fair ranking

He sure didn’t like people being alive though.

It's literally a beautiful film and once again star wars fans that are marvel tier plebs were filtered just like lucas did. Both Rian and Lucas are 5'6'' and he even went to the same damn film school.
The fanbase is the shitty shitskin zone of plebs that praised rogue one and tfa to begin with, leaving them disgusted means you did something right

There's a reason why they don't have a counter argument when they claim racists voted Trump in and yet were invisible during Obama's 2 election.

Unironically the best of nu-wars

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Jump the shark?

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Rian, you are a pathetic example of your species and a waste of carbon
Kys

Nice retort pleb, jesus

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thanks doc

couldnt possibly just be because it was a shit movie

I don't think I've seen any Twi'leks in Disney Star Wars so far, though. They've all been new alien races and they've all had bland and forgettable designs

My only mistake was that I let myself have any hope that the round headed subvert expectations man would fix JJ's hackery instead of making things even worse.

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He made kino, can't ask for much more than that

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Shut up Rian or I'll take you to a driving range and use your round little head as a golf ball.

You'll have to catch me before I film my trilogy or I'll have a full meme squad out infront of me

Solo was actually pretry good. Blame Rian Johnson for his shitty subversive steamer that turbed everyone off the star wars brand.

What is teaparty?

It has some shit parts and the execution isn't great, but at least the story is fine. It's fucking gold in comparison to The Last Jedi. All that film has over Solo is that the cinematography doesn't look like it's had mud smeared over it.

haha maybe the billing got decided before they reshot half the film.

did mars have more in the film and they just fucking cut all of it? whittacre was in it more than him.

But Twi'leks have been memory holed for being PROBLEMATIC. Shit, so has Luke for that matter.

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>you think something is bad and complain about it
>the media stirs up a shitstorm over why they think you think it's bad and what secret intentions you may have
this is how it always goes, the media pretend to be mindreaders in order to plant ideas in the minds of everyone else

No they haven't, they were in Solo.

FINALLY! Someone actually saw it!

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I can't wait until Hackleen Kennedy is gone.

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please post screencaps

God that webm is so fucking revolting

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Putin actually bought out all the Solo tickets and then refunded them at the last minute so nobody could see the movie.

Best part of the movie right here.

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You're the one who asked for it user, no reason to get upset.

Based and Emiliapilled

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I loved that!!! Han got named like a stray dog does by an Imperial Officer.
hahahahah

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Solo was fine. It wasn't as good as Star Wars under Lucas but it wasn't actively bad and I enjoyed it. It was a failure because it came out after the Last Jedi which was a shit show

youtube.com/watch?v=Owpuu-TJ5v4
pleb

>literally the top grossing sci-fi heist movie staring new leads ever and incel losers are STILL angry about it

Grow up

fpbp

So Jon Kasdan specified this in the script, huh? How noticeable.

unironically kino

I don't think alien extras are ever specified in any Star Wars script. What a weird assumption to make.

They appear all over the movie.

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Disney people really needs learn how to take a L. YOu just saw DC's cinematic universe get trolled into oblivion, is the media losing their mind over it? no. So why should nuWars get spacial treatment? why do you need spin articles every few minutes saying how great your movies would've done if you had an open field?

Solo wouldn't have bombed if they hadn't fucking shot the movie twice. It was Kathleen Kennedys fault 100%, she did a bad job producing the movie. She should have never hired Lord and Miller and went to Ron Howard day one. It was a giant waste of time and money, this is why women should not be producers of directors. Women can't make decisions.

RUSSIAN TROLLBOTS HACKED THE CHINESE BOX OFFICE

CHINA STILL CARES ABOUT STAR WARS MR. IGER I ***PROMISE***

It was an "assumption" based on scriptwriter Jon Kasdan's own tweet jokingly made with the knowledge it's unlikely to actually be in the script.

the story is literally dogshit television show series sat morn cartoon edition adventure with shitty villian and stronk woman killing him

So it's a typical Star Wars movie?

Damn Yea Forums is legitimately 100% cancerous redditards

>I watched it on NETFLIX. I liked it. It was fun
Exactly.
Donald Glover was a good Lando.
And ole whats his name was a good Han Solo.

No even worse, because they hired a manlet to play han solo, it's worse than every star wars movie honestly.

youtube.com/watch?v=XcG71T5Fs6M

why would you care why it bombed?

Go back nigger

How does it feel to be a complete pleb who posts on a game of shits capeshit board. You have shit taste in everything.

Kys

Go back

Man, Kreia is so good.

I was here before you faggot

Not if you're saying Gen z shit like "kys" faggot, but nice try

Commit to suicide

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Absolutely. In modern times, I'm not even exaggerating, it's easier, cheaper, and less risky to produce a shitty movie and hire a bunch of Indians working in a warehouse to shill for it around the clock, buy up the critics, and socially engineer the public than it is to make a good movie.

I like this copypasta, keep it up

Yes

Scores literally mean jack fucking shit when it comes to film. Any aggregate score will be nine times out of ten completely dishonest garbage.

Solo was very bad you have no taste at all. Stop thinking you're redpilled and sticking it to the jews by liking an utter shitshow of movie.

How is Kreia still the most based character in Star Wars?
>A culture's teachings, and most importantly, the nature of its people, achieve definition in conflict. They find themselves...or find themselves lacking.

I actually agree.
It wasn't THAT bad like people seem to have all decided it was. A perfectly mediocre film.

Its easily the best of the nuStar Wars films. Seeing it as the film that broke the back of the franchise is baffling to me.