NIGEL GET IN HERE THAT FUNNY LOOKING FELLOW IS GOING TO WALK IN THAT SILLY UNUSUAL MANNER AGAIN OH NO HERE HE GOES...

The Sneedsons

it's always sunny in philadelphia

>OI, THAT LAD IS WEARING A LASS’S DRESS! HES DRESSED LIKE A LASS HE IS, HOW DO THEY COME UP WITH THIS STUFF HAHAHAHA

In the US a guy wearing a dress is normal and should not be mocked

>Thinking Americans are offended by the amerimutt memes
LMAOO you Europeans are fucking stupid. No wonder you got invaded by muslims

>memes
y-yeah it's just a meme haha!

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I know Yea Forums hates Brooklyn Nine Nine for some reason, but it's a solid comedy.

But it is. Most Americans stick to their own race and you rarely see race mixing

This must be a joke right? Even your ‘white’ people are 50 shades of brown.

LMFAO nobody walks like that.

Americans racemix so heavily that they came up with the concept of the "white race" to avoid using the term "mixed, european, pale skinned" because the country's made exclusively of the rest of the world's undesirables

isnt american broadcasting the reason the show got big?

I live in a small primarily white town and still see single white women with niglet mutts every day.

No he's actually right. Racemixing pretty rare here. White liberals spout it in the media then turn around and fuck white people. Nobody wants to be with BO smelling nogs.

Southern Californians don't count :)

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>White liberals
>white people
There you go again. "White" people. Are they micks? Whops? Poles? Krauts? What? The answer is you don't know. They're "white", because their heritage is so dilute as to be indistinguishable, ie mixed.

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I SAY CHARLES NOW HE IS PUTTING ON WOMENS CLOTHING! How very droll

No, it was popular in the UK and Germany before then and the films were funded by UK musicians as a tax writeoff.

This

Imagine having to stretch this bad for the shitty mutt meme.

'Oh yea? Well they're full blooded micks!? Well which region huh!? You don't know? Yea that's right, you're mixed!'

You europoors are sad lol

LMFAO like that doesn't apply in Europe

>A DEAD PARROT
For me, it's less so the fact that it's British than it is the fact that I'm too far removed from that time period to laugh at anything from it.
I find very little comedy made in the 60s or 70s funny.
Guys like Richard Pryor or Eddie Murphy for instance they have an unnatural, very fake stage presence. Plus all their bits like "black people do dis" act has been stolen but also improved 100x better by black comedians in the 90s.

>Black Brits are true brits because they were born 'ere!
This is what you're saying. Fucking cringe.

as a spaniard, there is something about english "people" i just can't fucking tolerate. seriously, whenever i see or hear an english "person" i feel a deep inexorable disgust. i have no problem with the scottish or irish though, just the english.

>as a spaniard,
Mea siempre en dirección a Inglaterra

Yea, my favourite part was when they sang that boyband song I know xxD

blocks your path

Why are Amerimutts so cringe

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comedy shows doesn't need to be funny like how horror shows doesn't need to be scary
pls have sex

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>tfw born & raised & live in london

just fucking kill me senpai

Women be shoppin’

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For real though brits are just pretending when they say they are humour masters right?

Based Spaniard

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Same for me.
t. Kraut

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As an American, we don’t think about either of your tiny countries at all. It’s like a single state to us.

>yank gives his opinion
I shuddered

Not pretending, we know our comedy is shit but it's not like anybody else is competing for the title. American "comedy" is piss poor.

We have Hollywood.

The Whitest Kids U'Know

It's alright, English people generally think of you as pathetic lazy marxist manlets where the women are whores and the men are spineless and controlled by their mother until they are handed over to an arranged marriage wife at the age of 30, who berates them for the rest of their life while fighting for competition with the mother.
The spanish armada is famous for sitting at the bottom of the sea.

base crassness and overrated

>NIGEL GET IN HEA' THAT FONNY LOOKING FELLA' IS GOING TO WOLK IN THAT SILLY UNUSUAL MANNA' AGAIN, OH NO HERE HE GOES HAHAHA

Kek

You just import every tv program and film that is thrown out by England and Europe, and make a shitter, stupider version of it to make it mutt digestible.

Yep we have Hollywood. You on the other hand have to pay for a special license to watch tv. Your main channel is called BBC btw.

Cringed.

>Your main channel is called BBC btw.

>Think he’s meme’ing.
>Look it up.
>It’s real.
Literally an island of cucks.

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The fact that you didn't know that already proves how retarted Americans are

I didn’t know Britain was promoting ugly girls for centuries until I did a study abroad there.

british “people” are subhuman and unworthy of the gift of life

>OI DAT MAN ES DRINKIN FROM A FOOKIN SHEW! MAH GAWD THAT'S NAWT WHAR DRINKS GO! AAAAH THE ABSOLUTE NUTTER! OH ME SIDES

Kek

and yet you live off imported remakes from somewhere you call "the land of cuck", are you second hand voyeur cucks in that case.
I can't imagine anything more pathetic.
Been enjoying "the office" remake lately, how about house. Most of the actors you spend your time watching are English or European putting on a fake accent to dupe the mindless consumer-land.

>Joe Rogan is called a comedian in the United Mutts of Americano

OH NO NO NO

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I can't fucking stand British accent

Yet you obsess over them every day,make threads about them, and speak their language.
Sounds like someone has an unrequited crush.

Keep speaking our language, we control every thought in your head.
I bet you even dream in English.

This is bullshit, in the midwest there's a ton of racemixing. A good chunk of kids I see in my city are obviously mixed.

this is the first time ive thought about the british in like a month lol, chill out sweatie

Desperate cope

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

12 oz mouse

(allegory of dystopian modern life, extremely substantial)

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Obsessed.

You sound quite angry there ol’ chap. How’s about you go watch remakes of father ted to quiet your widdle anger?

Fucking btfo kek

if the USA is so based then why is it an offshoot of england

and why is it the worst offshoot of england

samefag should kill itself

You’re using an American site ol lad. Third hand cuck lol

Europeans are pathetic

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On the English www, fourth hand cuck

a website concept entirely lifted from japan, even the name.

Spanish people are fucking vile

The internet is American 5th hand cuck. Watching someone jerk off to someone jerking off to someone jerking off to someone jerking off to someone watching an American movie. Also you have all of the good American restaurants and stores there.

Why does this thread booty blast bongistanis so hard every single time? Too easy.

Frasier

you do realise thats a cockney accent spoken in a very localosed part of the UK? we have tonnes of accents

>there are the people calling you mutt
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Stella

Not true. I did a study abroad there and it’s hilarious how bad the accents are.

>/pol/: anti-eu
>/int/: anti-usa
>Yea Forums: anti-uk

why?

The American one was better.

Golly gee idk, maybe an orwellian dystopian country like the uk with face recognition camera's and police that confiscate spoons and lock you up over youtube videos and tweets while looking the other way as muslims rape their daughters deserves to be mocked.

first seasons of arrested development

television screens are british, the technology that allows for computer screens, computers themselves bring an English invention too.
not to mention that you have to communicate in English because you couldn't learn Navajo.
12th hand cuck.

Make a twitter account and post "I hate niggers" on it.

you first

This doesn't actually happen. It's just a meme.

awww, don't want to go to jail nigel? little ugly brit get mogged by the first amendment again?

dosser vaysers, poor favoor mate

it's just bantz
bongbros are my frens

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Computers are American. You’re in the presence of greatness and obsessed with our culture lol.

Oh, countdankula was just a figment of my imagination?

Piss off burger, you're not fooling anyone.

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no, it really does happen.
but in america they have total freedom of speech, which is why they just had laws passed preventing any criticism of their greatest allies.

Oh wow people actually believe fake news headlines and make graphics of them. Also other kids save them lol

t. person who can literally go to jail for saying the word "nigger"
lol, the english are so cucked it's unreal

better check that, computers originated in England.
All america can do is copy.

The joke is about useless bureaucracies.
Sage this shit.

SEETHING dytopian citizen

>Rectangular Businessman buys a harmonica

>person who can go to prison for refusing to buy something made in israel

t. the people who introduced the phrase "the n-word" to the world.
But sure, keep gurgling to yourself.

who are you quoting?

land of the free, home of the brave

No seriously, your people are so cucked you can go to jail for mocking islam, it's not even a meme. I'm arguing with somebody who literally doesn't even have freedom of speech, you are practically 3rd world at this point.

Where is the start of your sentence?

German composers
>Bach
>Beethoven
>Mozart
>Handel

English composers
>Haydn

Lel britbongs were always inferior

these threads are always funny, i enjoy them

You don't even know what is going on in your country. Typical US mutt.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israel_Anti-Boycott_Act
That's only one part of it, with the others making it illegal to criticise israel or jews in general, illegal to question any part of it.

German war wins in the last 100 years.
>

You realize every bad progressive idea originates in Europe? Ask a German to criticize Jews right now, see how scared they are.

>Entire world gangs up on one nation
>Wow they lost they must suck
Germany vs Britain alone and all you bongs would be speaking German right now

Or just post a German flag.
jurist.org/news/2019/03/us-house-passes-resolution-condemning-anti-semitism/

>its fake when it's my country! but it's real when it's yours !

dont you mean
>/pol/: anti-uk
>/int/: anti-uk
>Yea Forums: anti-uk

do you realise how stupid you seem? how can you go to a country with such a broad range of accents and just say
>lol they bad
it's like me going to texas and going haha all americans sound like redneck retards
god you are dumb

Can't have a world war without the world, England steamrolled Germany, the US just stepped in at the end to build military bases all over your country and cuck you for eternity, turning you all into a bunch of slaves to jews.
Thankfully Germany lost the war, and now the world is a utopia where logic and nature are the pillars of civilisation. Where Europe is a crime-free homogenous space-faring land of glory and morality.

the US have been obsessed with England, ever since their (((masters))) told them to throw the tea in the harbour.
it's the best way to distract from the real culprits.

Sorry I wasn’t that impressed.

Its actually a pretty funny sketch

what do you expect from a US drone.
most people from the US I've spoken to think they don't have an accent, they have no awareness whatsoever, it's mind blowing.

>Tfw dutchfag so I learned english through various movies and my english is a weird mix of UK and US english due to that
Anyone else have this?

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Enjoy niggers and mutts taking over all your films and tv shows

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other dutch people

This is coming from a shot hope country that is the most accepting of the LGBTQ+ Pedos.

HAHAHAHAHAHA THE KNIGHT JUST LOST HIS ARM BUT HE DOESNT CARE HAHAHA HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO GOOD HAHAHAHA

That is nothing like a cockney accent, nor any accent that I've ever heard.

(((Hollywood)))

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Nearly all American "blacks" are like 15% mixed.

Included us in the Anglos category, cheers murican

Mock it all you want this skit kills me

>LOLOLOL COCONUTS?!?! HES GOT COCONUTS INSTEAD OF ‘IS HORSE! WHY WHAT A SILLY FELLOW!

do you need to be impressed with an accent?
I'm not impressed with US accents, but i'm not retarded enough to think there's just one of them. Christ, you guys are really obsess over us. Actually quite like you guys in real life and prefer the US to any other Euro country but you're unbearable online.

just started the new season
first episode was kino, next few were decent
solid show all around

OI M8 WOT IF THE BIRD WAS DEAD RIOGHT BUT HE PRETENDED IT'S ALIOVE FACKIN HELL BRUV HAHA

Why would you drop the H in "his", but not in "he's" or "horse"? What accent are you attempting to portray?

I mean I wasn’t impressed with much. The castle of London was pretty tight but the rest was like a try-hard flyover state.

>not a single mention of seinfeld

seriously you guys are hopeless. season 7 of Seinfeld is the best season of a sitcom by a country mile.

Bait

British accents are rather varied, but when I hear any one of them, I think of cat sounds, from mewling to yowling. I think that's more your problem than mine desu

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>the castle of london
haha

You realize Americans don't have accents? The fact is most English speakers sound the same and that's why the Texans and Brits accents sound so weird to the rest of us. We don't have accents if we're literally setting the standard

Why would it be my problem that you think British accent sound like cats?
I think American accents sound nasal and whiny, but i',m not retarded enough to project that on to all Americans. Is that your problem?

Yowling is more of an American trait, tbqh

>The castle of London
yikes senpai

You're one of them, aren't you. You don't think you have an accent.
I don't know if it is 65 iq or just never having left your town that makes you completely oblivious.
Either way, I can't help but feel pity in the end, there's just no other appropriate reaction.

Just a simple joke lad. I'm a rough-and-tumble homegrown Brit lad meself. Born here since me parents migrated innit. I'm more of a mutt person though.

Ibiza is british clay

Poor man’s SNL.

you sound like dick van dyke, kill yourself and your family

Spain has a standing occupation army of 1 million english, all of Spain is English turf.

>left tenate

Utterly based. Same guy btw
What is your favorite Monty Python sketch?

who's monty python

Wtf so you think Brits don't have accents? I live in California and everyone sounds the same except minessota, New Jersey, and Texas.

The joke wasn't the walk it was that the government spent money on a ministry of silly walks

OH NOU NOU NOU NOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHATHA CHEEKY CUNT

are you registered mentally disabled

>that dastardly breadknife

Third-worlder here
I don't know if it's because I grew up watching American movies or whatever, but Americans just sound normal to me, like they're speaking the "default" English.
I started learning English in second grade, and even then I thought my English teacher sounded fucking weird because she was speaking in the proper britbong accent.

If I were an American or Australian, I'd be deeply offended by being associated with the english.

Another user proves my point

Happened to me. I had papers commented with "just decide if you want to write in BE or AE".
Spaghetti.

Amazing.
"I grew up listening to one accent which made it sound familiar, then later heard other accents and they sounded unfamiliar"
You really are sub-normal.

why are people so seething about the English? they are no worse than mutts
i think it's just Euros being buttmad

>US have been obsessed with England
its the other way around m8

Don't respond to that retard hes trolling. No way someone that retarded can make their way around the internet

Have sex

>the US have been obsessed with England
lol we don't think about you at all.

americans literally care more about our royals than us

This board is just /pol/ with movies and TV thrown in.

>sees thread topic
>sees language everyone is posting in

That's a good thing except for the movies and TV part

Find love

It's hard to tell, I've met plenty of united statesers that claim they have "no accent" too.

I laughed so hard when he walked like that.

I concur. It's pretty rare despite what the media would have you believe, and I live in a coastal state.

Civil Law is better though

New law is being drafted to force race mixing.
First people will be fined, then imprisoned for not soiling their eons-old lineage.

haha just imagine haha completely superfluous and useless department of government haha