So what do you fags make of this
First off, I'm not a fag, second, I don't care.
It's capeshit, and an overused one at that.
The only fag here is you OP
I noticed there's a blue checkmark campaign to make it seem internet nerds really hate this and aren't aware Robert Pattinson is a fine actor.
Its TASM all over again. It'll be mocked and forgotten about
he'll be better than that whiny affleck faggot
It's gonna be based kino!
1st step to death of capeshit
>literally the same haircut and hairstyle as me
>dont have adonis jaw structure so it mostly just looks like im a slob
why bros
Pattinson's totally a great actor now, cause he was in those three indie films or something. Based, our guy. I'm not homosexual by the way, definitely not.
He would be great as Robin thou. I'm still willing to give him a chance as Batman. Can't judge till I see him in action.
He'd make a better joker, but whatever.
That was Captain Marvel.
Affleck was a fantastic Bruce Wayne.
Not like WB can fuck up more than they already have
That was the superman of the seventies
I wish he didn't do it and rather worked on his indie projects, those are much better than some capeshit. On the other hand he will get mainstream exposure again and maybe shake the stigma of twilight in the eyes of mainstream public. Rob is based so i hope it works out well for him.
>>I'm not a fag
>I'm not a fag
based
Le based kino!
We're all gay here, buddy
I wasn't gonna watch it anyway.
Seething
imagine giving a shit
Based as hell, faggot
Damn. She cute.
The guy better get jacked for the role
I haven't watched a batman movie since the dark knight. You can't just keep having different guys playing the same characters and expect me to suspend any sort of disbelief. Christian bale was batman, Heath ledger was the joker. That's it. Thats the end of batman
Remember when companies had enough shame to at least wait 5-10 years after a flop to reboot it with a new actor?
That’s the third batman this decade
I don't give a fuck about Batman but Robert Pattinson is a great actor.
I'm so sorry you suffer from such extreme autism, user.
so, they're actively trying to destroy batman now?
oh well, last good Batman of course was Bale.
Keaton before that, of course
>80% of Yea Forums is now below 21
he's got the batman jawline. pretty much perfect casting
He’s a lanky bitch, though?
Doesn't matter. WB hates showing Bruce Wayne much. All you'll see is his chin
Same height as Batman. All he has to do is bulk up. GG EZ
I'm fine with it Bruce Wayne is meant to be a pretty boy faggot nobody takes seriously which is why nobody thinks he is Batman. And maybe this one will actually have sexual chemistry with the whores he's paired with, unlike Christian Bale where it always felt forced and they put him with uggo bitches like Katie Homely, Goblin Queen Jessica Gyllenhaal and French Frenchy the Smelly Cunt
It’s just a casting joke.
Christian Bale was Bateman in a previous movie.
Robert Pattinson was a vampire and vampires turn into bats.
It’s all so tiresome.
it’s fine as long as they dump that hollywood thot and cast my waifu as Harley Quinn
Is one pull up pretty good for a first try?
What horror movie is this shot taken from? looks kino.
Hyped!
yes
that makes literally no sense, reatard
Bale played in other movies between American Psycho and Batman Begins lmao
Try 2
It’s like the mayor in Dark Knight played Batmanuel in “The Tick.”
It’s all just casting jokes.
You used your legs to propel you upwards, didn't you.
it’s from “alice glass is peak frontwoman and should be cast as harley quinn and also she should sit on my face especially immediately after a gig”
KStew as Poison Ivy pls
Pattinson is 6'2"
Batman is supposed to be big, so he's up to the task.
Why isn’t Batman a respected man of colour? It’s 2019
Who gives a shit, there hasn't been a decent Batman movie since The Dark Knight.
Kirsten pls. Don't you have a script to read or something?
If the rumours about the script is anything to go by he wouldn't need to, since it's an actual detective story with Batman investigating a murder instead of punching Superman or Bane.
I personally long for the days when not all superheroes need to be roid-jacked. Spider-Man with his proportional strength power should be a lanky-looking untrained motherfucker who still punches like Mike Tyson, for example. Detective Batman should be relying on fear and sneaking around, not huge muscles. Superman should be built like a boy brought up on a farm, Clark Kent like a boy brought up on a farm that's now slouching and averting his gaze.
Don't care. Not gonna watch it just cause I liked Good Time. Capeshit got uninteresting a few years ago.
George Clooney was batman, Arnold Schwarzenegger was Mr. Freeze. That's it. That's the end of batman
You're pathetic.
NGMI
im fine with this aslong as they make kstew his love interest or atleast a cameo
also why the fuck henry cavill been cast as James Bond yet? hes great as a spy in mission.impossible and the man from UNCLE
They should adapt this
celebheights.com
Robert Pattinson's Height
6ft ¼ in (183.5 cm)
That's at least two feet away from 6'2 mate.
Ok she's kinda cute but you need help, user.
>im fine with this aslong as they make kstew his love interest or atleast a cameo
>OMG THEY WERE IN THOSE MOVIES TOGETHER THEY SHOULD DO IT AGAIN
You asked for the Drake & Josh reboot, didn't you?
he has questionable taste on woman
Jesus, you're right. Why the fuck did they cast this manlet?
>The Dark Knight
One good performance does not make a movie decent.
it's capeshit who gives a fuck?
Joker looks kino though
Good joke
TDK trilogy is straight doodoo, my friend. Seems like you got Nolanized.
I'm annoyed that he took his career back to big budget garbage after the kino he's been involved in since Twilight
We've seen this movie before.
every once in a while a remake comes along that far surpasses the original. It happened with rob zombie's Halloween and it happened with Nolan's the Dark Knight. Once the clear cut better movie comes along it's time to halt any attempts at remakes/continuing the story. Every batman movie after the dark knight doesn't even exist
Is this the girl who sang the only exception?
you can help me by asking her to sit on my face if you ever see her
He was horrible in those movies lmao, terrible actor and charisma black hole
This is our happy place.
no, she’s from crystal castles
Do you not see his fucking jawline?
He is Batman!
was just listening to II today
based
Lol wouldn't it be pretty funny if I met her and asked her to sit on my face instead!
>muh twilight
he's actually an excellent actor, go watch Good Time on netflix
never heard of her or her group
they were huge in the earlier part of this decade
youtube.com
he's got very tiny eyes
imagine how embarrassing going to be the combat scenes
Guess who is rumored to and now campaigning for the Catwoman role... that's right: Baby V
OMG I CAN'T WAIT FOR YET MORE BATMAN! I'LL NEVER HAVE ENOUGH!
Closet cases are such a drag
gross
should be morena baccarin as catwoman
kstew as poison ivy
alice glass as harley quinn total kinocolypse
bond needs a good hairline
>all the MCU zoomers ITT who haven't watched The Rover or Good Times and only know Pattinson for Twillight which he hated
Good god what happened to this board
Jesus, that's pretty bad, man.
He's probably one of the worst actors that people know by name.
Robert Pattinson is an alright actor, his fame of being a "roastie movie actor" only is undeserved.
Alice Glass is kino doomer woman. Would marry.
I asked this same question today and I was told it had something to do with the elections and /r9k/
gaylord
Srsly why pick a white dude?
Yea Forums traffic more than doubled during the election, the majority of posters here are newfags and quite often completely devoid of taste
every single board has been rapidly declining in quality since the election
the Good Time directors even post on Yea Forums lmao
we get it you want to bait but you have nothing funny to say
if thats true Pattinson is absolutely based alpha chad
Pattinson is based
>ignored Hollywood to make indie kino when he's at his most famous
>mates with Death Grips and played guitar on Birds
>dated FKA twigs
>should be morena baccarin as catwoman
yeah but she's already on Marvel's deadpool.
I read somewhere that it’s gonna include the fucking origin story
It's supposed to be about younger Batman and him trying to be detective.
>muh bait
fuck off /pol/
Here's your batman dude
Damn. Any single one of these things is pretty based.
>The guy who they hired to have a dragon tattoo in his chest is flabby
What were they thinking?
we get it you want to bait but have nothing funny to say
>Archie Goodwin
>Scott Hampton
How have I missed this?
By falling for the Robert Pattinson meme you're every bit as bad as the people lining up for the latest Chris Pratt flick. These men are marketing tools, not actors. Good Time was a hollywood shill job made for the express purpose of creating a new "legitimate" actor to be used in subsequent capeshit releases in order to attract the "film buff" demographic to maximize profits. This happens all the time in hollywood. They pluck out a new star with an inoffensive face from obscurity, put them in an indie shit on the cheap, and bam, they now have "legitimacy" "wow look at this hot new talented actor" appeal and can now be a new "artificial star" to hinge your summer tentpole release on.
It is all fraud, a manipulation. Robert Pattinson is no more an artist, no more a human being even, than the new mcdonalds festive hamburger promotion. He is smoke and mirrors, a light show, a pretend actor.
Exact same career progression is true of all of the shilled meme actors of late. Lawrence, Fassbender, Hardy, Pratt. By supporting these "lesser known" critical darling you are only enabling the pre-production marketing phase of the capeshit machine.
Pattinson is lying to you with his very existence.
>dated FKA twigs
AHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
No way, he'd make an awful Batman! They should cast Silvester Stallone instead! What's wrong with Hollywood!? AAARRGGH
Twilight wasn't obscure.
Is that like Churches with a V?
not even close
Posted by the same person, no doubt.
I guess we know who Joker is....
how does it feel to be bad at everything you ever try?
Good Time was made by Yea Forums posters. Pattinson is talented just look at the rest of his filmography.
fan castings were a mistake
As you can see by the replies to this all Pattinson fags are literally newfags
Hudgens really hit the wall, I could barely recognize her in Polar.. she just looks old.
No he wasnt
BvS's portrayal of batman was one of the best only because of that cool scene where he rescues the old woman. Ben himself never did anything to make his batman stand out in any way.
lmao no
Exactly
It's BULLSHIT, Daddy Affleck is NOT quitting!! WB said so!! THERE'S NO PROOF!
If you ever said that shit, come forward now and eat fucking crow you dense retards.
>Super heroes
>make them regular people
Great idea, EINSTEIN.
also
>Batman
>sneaking around
>wear elaborate costume
>with a cape
nigga fucking bill murray could be the batman, I don't give a shit about "who" does it
All I care about is how solid the script is. If you got a good script not even hayden fuckin christensen can ruin it.
I'm pretty good at making goofy niggas randomly screenshot stuff.
feelsgoodman
I hope he’s good.
I have faith in Matt Reeves. The Ape movies were kino so in think he can do Batman justice.
>6ft ¼ in (183.5 cm)
>That's at least two feet away from 6'2 mate
?
First Phoenix, now Pattinson. Capeshit is going to devour every useful actor of this generation won't it.
>mfw DDL comes out of retirement to play spawn
The cape and outfit is the FEAR part, numbnuts. Always has been. But that doesn't work when he keeps showing up in the light fighting groups in hand to hand combat, because then it should be obvious to everyone that there isn't a bat monster lurking in Gotham.
Eh. They're both electronic. It's all bleep bloop and stuff.
And that's a good thing!
Stop it, user.
I for one welcome another British Batman.
kehehehe!
now we need the werewolfguy for supes
EPIC POST, CHIEF. WISH I COULD "HAHA" REACT IT! :D
>bond needs a good hairline
I have some surprising news for you about Sean Connery
more like Wolverine
It's not Supermanlet
don't ruin it for him lmao
NO NO NO! He was in a movie series I didn't like ten years ago because I jumped on a bandwagon so he can't be in this now!
Is pic related the GOAT Pattisonkino?
This and Good Time are my favourites. Cosmopolis is also up there. This year there are several potential Pattinsonkinos. Waiting for the Barbarians by Ciro Guerra, The King by David Michod who directed The Rover and The Lighthouse by Robert Eggers which looks like the best kino of the year.
Is there anything more comfy than lighthouse movies? God I wish there was more of them, the Gerard Butler one was a letdown.
It's a great setting for a film. The confined space, the sea nearby and spooky atmosphere. Hopefully The Lighthouse will deliver. I agree about the Gerard Butler film, that one wasn't that good.
Adam West was Batman. That's it. That's the end of Batman
Shut the fuck up that won't ever happen don't even think about that ever again.
lmao Yea Forums BTFO
>muh jawline
No, Robert. It isn't.
yeah jawline for a character where you can see nothing BUT his jawline doesn't matter at all am i rite guys
it didn't matter when Bale and Keaton did it. And it doesn't matter now, zoomer.
He has a faggy voice though, how are they gonna fix that??
Yes it did, both of those actors have more than decent jawlines that fit the character.
You go ahead and keep pretending someone like Michael Cera would be a great Batman
Not really, he can do accents pretty well so i doubt he will have problem with his voice.
>"I'm not a fag"
>replies to post addressed to faggots
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I'm a faggot and I have some bad news for you darling
meant for
White eyes and cape over shoulders
This is the only thing I ask for
I never understood the appeal of Batman. He doesn't even make sense. Has no powers yet he's got a soft, probably rubber-made, gay suit, as if he trusts his lack of skills that much. Boring personality. Boring values. And now ugly, on top of that, just when things couldn't get worse. He looks cool in comics but looks awkward and misplaced on film.
Yeah "decent" jawline, but ceratinly not like you homos would like it, and they were chosen because of their acting, not to please homosexuals like you.
I'm actually fine with this. One of the better choices for Batman lately.
What's interesting is his moral line and how Joker tries to push and test his morals all the time.
Superman is probably to follow but will they reboot him as well?
On average, how often do they reboot Batman? Every 5-6 years, on average?
Why would ANYBODY be excited to see yet another retread of a stale character?
I just think DC fans are so desperate after getting their asses kicked for over a decade that they're begging for something to go right (sorry, but Twilight Boy ain't it!).
every journey starts with one step desu
Everyone other than Gadot and Momoa is getting recast
I fucking hate Moraine Baccarin she is poison to any series.
She ruined Gotham by marrying the manlet who played Jim Gordon and wrote parts of the show and made him write it all about her which made it get cancelled.
jesus christ. what a colossal failure.
Did they confirm that?
And Pattinson was also picked for his acting. Mind I remind you that everyone hated Michael Keaton being cast as Batman aswell.
You crying about faggots is the same as people crying about Heath Ledger being picked for The Joker before TDK
No, but people like to pretend they have. The only shit that's out there is """"rumors"""" from """"sources""". There's no official WB statement on the status of Cavill/Superman or Miller/Flash.
its all fun and laughs until she acuses you of rape and ruin your life
Based Pattinson
Smart. Gets the Twilight audience and girls who would never watch a Batman flick. You retards don't know how the movie biz works.
He's grounded and morally gray in that from the outside he's no different from the maniacs he fights. He's the best superhero character by far and away, I mean compare it to fucking Thor or some shit
She's a horrible person irl. I could add to your disdain (infidelity, blackmail, child abuse, etc) - but I don't have the time.
>square face
>very limited wide range of expression
he will be fine as Batman
>for something to go right
Like an Aquaman solo movie making half a billion more than Thor Ragnarok?
Thor is the most popular superhero in capeshit right now.
Nobody wants a Punisher dressed as a bat. Go fuck yourself. You lost!
One look at her bitch face tells me she is pure evil. Would like to kick her in the cunt. Nasty nasty bitch.
why do you need to say you are not a fag? defensive much?
Yeah and Justin Bieber was the most popular musician a few years ago, does that mean he's actually the best musician?
So much for that one user spamming blind items about how it wasn't him.
>Thor is the most popular superhero in capeshit right now.
lol nobody cares about him, though?
>Thor is the most popular superhero in capeshit right now.
But Aquaman made almost 50% more than Thor Ragnarok, he's a joke character beaten by another joke character
Everyone turned their back on Thor when he got fat. What a vain society we live in.
He was never even that big. Only underage girls who saw him in the Avengers Marvel flicks liked him.
poor robert he still have the gay vampire stigma and even if he is a good actor male normies,incels and numales don't gonna give him a chance easily and being cuked in the past also dont help
He has like 7 different films coming out before the Batman project, pretty sure even the mainstream will start to like him after the Nolan film.
>Gets the Twilight audience and girls who would never watch a Batman flick and alienate batman fans
>smart
All he needs to do is what he did in Cosmopolis but be a little less edgy and he's already there.
wait, so the Nolan film will be released first than The Batman??
Imagine being this fragile
>alienate batman fans
?
Nolan is 2020. Batman 2021.
>no matter how bad things go for me, I will never be this much of a triggered plebe who posts in a television & film imageboard without watching any good films
Feels nice, thanks buddy you cheered me up
Yes Tenet starts shooting quite soon, should be released next summer. Batman starts shooting at the beginning of 2020.
It’s gonna look fucking ridiculous. He’s got the physique of a prisoner of war. It’ll look even worse when Affleck’s Batman was fucking huge.
what do you do when a new james bond comes out?
He sold out
Sad to see
this is how Christian Bale looked before shooting Batman Begins
It's impossible to sell out a career any further when it started with fucking Harry Potter and Twilight.
I wish it was batman beyond. But he's too old for that. And too young to be elder Bruce.
>No matter how shit it is , we all act like it's the best thing ever if it has to do with wb/DC.
Every DCuck
Just give him a decent car pls.
His face never really recovered from doing that. Same with Mat after Dallas Buyers Club. Getting tweak thin like that ages a man greatly it seems.
Good choice desu
now build on it
The Bat tank seems to be here to stay.
Sir Christian Bale when?
his lesbian girlfriend left him for A MAN hahaha then he started dating biracials. he's gay, can't get it up for a woman
Lewis Wilson is Batman, Douglas Croft is Robin. That's it. That's the end of Batman.
>I'm not a fag
It's something a fag would say.
>Pattinson
>shit
Get a load of this mousecuck
She left him for another more older Brit, who gave up this for a fling with an American slag. This is the world we live in.
nice try but we all know Ruth Wilson was born to play Harley
This.
Must be exciting for him, I'm glad. Cheers m8s :)
i've seen it, it's great but it is most certainly not comfy
Almost as if Disney had a horde of shills or something, or maybe Black Panther IS the best movie of all time who knows lol ;^)
who should play Alfred and Commissioner Gordon?
Paddington 2 is superior.
They should go full meta and age up the dudes who played them in the Gotham TV show.
this is why is called stigma, even with the help of Nolan is gonna be difficult to erase the mark of the gay vampire, maybe he have luck with the audience who is too young to remember the twilight movies
you know, the people who actually likes batman and would suck bale's dick
I feel like if he had to be a capeshit actor, he'd make a better Dick Grayson. He's too much of a prettyboy twink / otter to play Batman
STICC
Alright incels it's time to prove your social ineptitude and general autism can be useful for normalfags like me who get laid constantly
Post clips showing his acting chops if you're so sure he's not a shitty actor which everything i've seen him in suggests he is
He probably just likes the script. He also accepted new Nolan flick. He has so much money that he doesn't need to sell out.
Jake Gyllenhaal is in the new spider-man movie, is has already begun
It's pretty fucking dumb isolating clips of le acting thinking that will show you how good of an actor someone is (as if there's a plethora of clips on youtube from these smaller films), but here you go
youtube.com
youtube.com
here's one even from the twilight flick era
youtube.com
No she fucking isn't you mouthbreathing zoomer
Damn. She's even cuter here.
I need to rewatch cosmopolis, this time with subtitles. I couldn't understand half the stuff that was being said.
he's a crack addict in real life im guessing with that skin and unhealthy hair
You like ugly women? You must love brie larson too
>Oh no, this Batman is shit! The previous one was so much better!
>black hair white people have blonde hair kids
Explain. Is this normal for white people?
Hair normally darkens as you age. Mine went from almost white to dark brown.
>comparing that toe fungus witch to a literal foot Goddess
big yikes
>foot goddess
>has shit tier bony clammy feet
You just keep digging yourself deeper, you have shit taste in everything.
American education.
Also where are you gonna get a 2m tall 130kg fuckhuge wall of muscles that can act?
Pretty normal among British children, to have blonde hair which will darken the older they get.
now you're just baiting
Yeah Iron Man is much more realistic
never has there been a more based choice
That would be this goddess sweetie.
Those feet look like utter clammy bony shit compared to nice feet, I'm sorry you're actually blind.
This remember me movie has the best troll ending of all time.
Imagine thinking homolust alienates batfags.
lmao no that ugly forgotten talentless producer cock sucking whore is not even comparable
Stone is the one who got her saggy tits out on netflix, see how much of a reddit coping cuck you are. Stone's feet look like literaly garbage and belong in brie larson tier. Along with her acting and they've been both in capeshit, and both now have busted old faces that nobody cares about. Get fucked Stonefag. You are such a cuck.
10 billion dollars in gross and a 540 million dollar average vs your whore that god stds from garfield that has only 100 million average gross and has to do zombieshit 2 in order to pay the bills. go watch some other shit television show with jonah hill
Damn Watson makes Stone's feet look like shit
That's a butthurt
Very true
>Why would ANYBODY be excited to see yet another retread of a stale character?
Batman is not a stale character. Hollywood has just been clueless on what to do with him.
Hell, they took Miller's Dark Knight Returns and made it pretty boring and one note. I don't even blame Affleck for that. Snyder could barely understand a comic I read in high school. Well, in high school in the 90s about ten years after it came out.
Even Miller's goddamn Batman in that All Star fiasco was more nuanced.
It is fucking amazing that Hollywood can't even match the complexity of superheri books made for kids. As much as we pretend it is sooo mature, it still was made to be acessable to kids. I gave my cousin's 12 year old Dark Knight Returns recently and he probrably understood it better than Snyder.
I wish Pattison and Reeves luck. I hope they make a good Batman film, maybe even a series.
keep on crying zachy boy, your used up man looking talentless whore is only getting forgotten more and more
nice that you see only financial worth, as the whore she is
Those look like fucking shit, you have to be kidding me. Oh wait, Yea Forums just has objectively terrible taste.
t. a literal faggot
What are you talking about autist? You're defending a whore who has been on netflix because nobody literally knows who she is and she's never been in any movies without leeching on Ryan Gosling that people will ever even watch. Watson was acting for almost 8 years before your whore was in Superbad shit. Top top kek
Holy shit her face is so fucking ugly. Are you actually really thinking she's pretty? 4/10 plain jane right there.
Have you seen the new thread? They found a whole bunch of new shit lel
>that one stonefag that seethes at emma watson being objectively more pretty and popular than stone will ever be
Does he ever leave this board for fresh air?
oh my dear zachy boy
Why are you posting some random picture from a bafta event, with a producer that had nothing to do with her 15 most watched movies? Is it because you lost the argument and are now strawmanning?
oh my dear dear zachy boy
Hello faggot
>new shit
>it's from ten years ago or two years ago
Sad and cuckpilled, lmao kek
zachary go listen to some nickelback, they are atleast better than emma the talentless whore who sings like a 70 year old gipsy
>I'm not a fag
I haven't listened to nickelback in a decade at least lmao, I do hear your pennyback crying a lot recently though.
sure thing, mutt
Batman and Robin 1997 was a great movie, change my mind
I only ever listened to one or two songs by them lmao and I most certainly do not have the same music taste as I did when I was younger besides still liking classical music and rock
Bitch looks like michael jackson
>this is a 10/10 body in the mind of a teenage girl
that sounds like a challenge.
imagine jj abhrams directing with damon lindelof writing a batman film
sure thing, weed manchild
How do you get points for not fucking Emily and putting some substitute teacher in a closet?
What are your favorite classical composers?
Pattinson is fucking based. If he wasn't, David Cronenberg wouldn't love him so much.
straight people don't browse 4chin
i how i laff
a year ago tv would suck anyones dick just to make pattinson the young bat
stravinsky and lachenmann
now back to spamming cuck porn zach
Only capeshitter tards hate that movie. Back in the day it was just considered a middle of the road movie by most people
Putting whores in their place is pretty based.
I agree. Shame that Cronenberg can't get financing anymore. Now would be the time for Cronenberg, Viggo and Pattinson collaboration.
REEEEEEEEEEEEE I HATE CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE2
BIG MAN JOKER INCEL WILL BEAT UP HAD FOR ME YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
I never spam cuck porn, but you sure think about cuck porn a lot.
>I'm not a fag
Exactly the sort of thing a fag would lie about...